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Neymar1095:
slowpoke stop dumping your trash in my mentions. Go and feed those pigs you call children slowpoke.

Shattap there!

How would you be an SI UNIT and expect to not get mentions all the time?


Even in generations to come, your name will be spoken and typed when the issue of stupidity is discussed.

Kilishihunter:
The good old days


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2feXVQIccg

He broke his leg with a feint; without even touching him.

Pep Guordiola is finally lifting the UCL tonight.

It is written!

nihilistjnr:
This is the day that the lord has made, I would like to rejoice and be glad in it

Better not lose ooh..

That is my own, better not lose.

Getting a chance to troll you in a UCL doesn't come all the time.

It comes once in 10 years, the last time was 2008.

jpmoriarti:
Meanwhile, my transfer list for the club this summer

Attack:
INs - Depay
- Alexandara Isak
- If Messi leaves, then we must get Halland

OUTs - Braithwaite. Dude should tender an apology for daring to wear Barca no9 shirt. What a joke! He scored 2 league goal while wearing
number nine
- Trincao should be sent away on loan.
-Dembele should sign a contract or be sold. We need the money too


Midfield:
OUTs- Coutinho. Finally we have to heave a sign of relief
- Sergi Roberto should be shown the exit door but he is a La Masia product, he might still stay but he should be sold
- Matheus. I heard this one doesn't want to leave. Dude collects 4.5Million Euros. Hell, why should he even want to leave?
INs - Wijnaldum. I like his energy. Comes for free too. We can squeeze out maybe two good years still from him.
- One more attacking midfielder to compete with Pedri if Puig didn't get to stay. I personally don't like Puig


Defense:
OUTs - Umtiti
- Firpo
- Pique. He won't leave but he is on my exit list all the same.
INs - Emerson. To compete with Sergino Dest
- Garcia. Free transfer. Young and a former La Masia product.
-Promote Alexandra Balde from youth team to compete with Alba at the LB position

Stop abusing Braithwaite. Even if he wasn't good enough he still worked hard and had a good attitude whenever he came on.
He wore number 9 but played and started how many games?
Have you ever seen a number 9 chopping bench like that?
Did he give himself number 9?


So you want Pique to leave while Umtiti and Lenglet stay?
Even at his age Pique is still more valuable to us than those 2.


I would love it if we could get rid of Lenglet, Coutinho, Umtiti, Roberto, Firpo and Trincao in one fell swoop.
But that is almost impossible.


I wonder how we will cope with Aguero and Dembele; Two "injuries" in human form.

Overall Emerson, Wijnaldium, and Garcia won't be a bad addition.
But I still wish we could get a fitter striker than Aguero.

Awesome01:
Why has dis guy pack all his load to this thread, he trolls to all post on the thread. Must you sleep and wake up here?. Go back to your thread and contribute meaningfully to your fanbase.

How can someone spend half of his life on a thread? He spends half of his life on this thread.

And spends the other half on Madrid thread.

I've seen Hulk, I've seen Neymar1095, I've seen Talabi the terrorist.

I thought I'd seen it all.

shosky1794:
If you've not completed a single major road in 6 years then you should only be considered a failure. All these majors roads were completed in less than 4 years when they were built but somebody is rehabilitating/reconstructing them for 6 years and still not finished even with all the huge loans. With the slow pace of work and different excuses flying around, you can be sure that those roads will still be under construction in 8 years of this administration.

Na hunger and nagging go kill this one.
Grasping at straws for eternity.

The question you should be asking is; are there several infrastuctural projects going on across the country?

Yes or No?

shosky1794:
[s]It's really bad the situation Buhari has put you in that you find it hard to answer a question that will put his administration in good light. Maybe you should take it to your Whatsapp group for them to find answer for you. The last time I will reply except, of course if you come up with the answer to my question[/s].

If you continue to be myopic like this in life, you will find yourself complaining about every other President until your time is done cus you will blame every President for your hunger.

shosky1794:
[s]You wrote this epistle yet you can't answer a simple question of one major road project your hero has completed in 6 years. Mind you I've supported this same since 2011 but what's the point supporting a failure [/s]

Sod off.

Your bias and myopia stinks.

coded01:
Alaba...

He would have been an ideal replacement for Jodi alba...

Barca why

Na now you wake up?

They have been on in this deal since this year.

While are are going upandan after premature players.

shosky1794:
[s]You can see how difficult it is to support Buhari that you cannot answer a straightforward question. I'm in Southwest and he has not completed any road here to the best of my knowledge. You can tell me if you know. No serious administration spends 6 years rehabilitating a highway. Try and be civil in your discussion next time, you are showing a lack of proper home training[/s]

Rubbish.
Who are you to ask me questions?
I ask the questions here!
You think am interested in answering your myopic questions?

Don't flatter yourself! I don't even have time to read your biased and hate filled questions.

Whether you like it or not, it is very popular opinion that Buhari is the best President in terms of infrastructure.

If it pains you so much then continue posting on nairaland..
Buhari has done so much in infrastructure, it's a cliche!


Rubbish!!

Telling me about home training! Then all those abusing Buhari and callicalling him dullard, calling him bastard and so on,

You are definitely enjoying that.

Mr home training!!! Get lost would you?

Kingnelson9:
What was the value of $1 to naira before this past 6years?

How was the security challenges in the country before this past 6years(compare it with the current one)

How was has Educational activities been(especially tertiary level) before this past 6years

How divided was this country before now

Before this past 6years Nigerians know their president but what is happening within this 6years is unbelievable. Who is leading them,a ghost?


What was the cost of living in Nigeria before this past 6 years compared to now

What was the death rate and birth rate before this past 6years

How many persons are proud to be a Nigerian since this past 6 years

What was the nation's foreign reserve before this past 6years and what is it now?

What is the rate of unemployment before this 6years

What's the value of education in Nigeria when a professor will be a vice to someone without a definite academic background...who is fooling who here?
If education doesn't matter then it shouldn't be a criteria for employment at all levels in the country.

Even the president doesn't believe in the health sector,when he is sick he goes abroad

What is the fate of a Nigerian youth since this past 6years, obviously it is to leave the country

I am certain that someone sat down in his parlor to wrote this abtsract tales because he believes that the cabals are with him

Who wan join forces again? Recruitment everywhere but low turn up since this past 6years


Mek ah pause here...(no be say e don finish o but e get y)

All these questions, can you tell us where they were before 1999?

For instance what was the value of the dollar to naira in 1998?

How much was a bag of rice in 1998?

Buhari's assessment.

1. He has done well in infrastructure.
2. He has failed in securing the economy but that is never a fault of his. For 50 years and more successive governments have been drinking oil proceeds and never thought of diversification.
Oil dwindled and covid 19 destroyed many world economies.
Except you are filled with hate, otherwise everyone would agree that even angels from Heaven couldn't have done anything to save this economy in this covid era.
3. He has failed in security. Even though there is a real and deliberate attempt to create insecurity; the buck stops at his desk. It is his duty to tackle insecurity and arrest those responsible either by active participation or by sabotage.
4. He has failed in his appointments. And his nepotism is very very high.

shosky1794:
Ok. Talking of roads now, which uncompleted road project has he completed even the huge loans his administration has taken

Stop asking me these silly and myopic questions.

I gave you an analogy earlier, if you can't read then too bad for you.

Let me bless you with another analogy.

One governor has started and completed ten 1 km roads.

Another is working on a 100km road and has done it up to 80 km but not yet completed.

Which is better...?

Get lost with your myopia, Buhari has done very very well in roads and infrastructure.

eduj:
This administration has the privilege of hosting Nigeria's first,second and third biggest Annual budget.It holds the record for biggest loans since democracy returned and yet all this achievements are shallow.apart from the lagos to ibadan rail the actually began, most other completed projects listed began in previous administrations. The Federal roads listed is still the same the have been mentioning since 2016.And it's becoming a possibility that the enugu-ph road won't be completed in the next 2 years.

Let's not go into increased unemployment, insecurity, nepotism, corruption etc

You guys are always very quick to ascribe projects to the previous administration.

But when others ascribe looting, corruption and underdevelopment to the previous administration, you all start running around the whole place crying.

Saying "stop blaming Gej"
"we elected you to fix the mess"

You want him to fix the mess but you don't want him to complete the projects.

Hypocrites as usual.

shosky1794:
If you construct a road(Lagos-Ibadan Exp) which was started before you even came for 6 years then I won't say you've tried. Mind you, they've not even completed the road.

A random question: which major road has Buhari started and completed in his 6 years in office. I'm here to learn

A Very stupid question indeed.

But since you wanr to learn,:

No President in Nigeria has ever constructed a road with his father's money.

It is better to complete 50 unfinished projects than to initiate and complete 20..

Again I reiterate; NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BUILT A ROAD IN NIGERIA WITH HIS FATHER'S MONEY.

Alegri plans to take Pjanic back to Juve. Thank God.

And for our central defence we would be having

Eric Garcia,
Araujo,
Mingueza,
Pique,
Lenglet
Umtiti.

We should keep the first 4 and offload the last 2.

FirstbornWds:
No.... His leadership quality went to oblivion cloud then.



All of this charging and shouting are obvious rubbish when your teammates are not willing to win.


Ronaldo was out of the team that won the Euros 2016 final, but people forget that was the time Renato Sanchez appeared to be the next best thing.

The team knew they needed to win to shame the world of football that wrote them off. This team held on favorite France and had them till extra time until when Eder struck. Not forgetting that this same team qualified as Best losers and had gone to win some wonderful games with penalty shoot-outs.


Portugal has a team that was clearly hungry and Ronaldo was just an additional monk to the equation.


Enough of this trashy talk of shouting your lungs out. Like someone rightly said, Puyol was a screamer, charger and whatever but then Barcelona was still not winning anything. But Ronny came and helped us achieved something. Was he shouting, or screaming his lungs out? Obviously No...


Rather his game and mentality of play was what made the difference. Now, Messi has consistently been up to that and always proving to the team that he's worth every leader. With Roma, he had scored excellent goals to seal off everything for us..


With Liverpool, he scored the competitions' most amazing goals that should have cemented everything for us to the final but when his teammates should step up and back his efforts up, they chickened out and failed, but some peeps still want to pin it on his inability to always scream.
.
If after proving to these guys that he's the best by scoring decisive goals to put us upfront is not enough motivation, then the team is not worth anything. Something else should be done.

Very well said.

Fact is; we have witnessed countless teams which had very vocal and strong leadership but failed woefully on the pitch and won nothing.

Also we have seen many teams which had no vocal and reserved captains but won a lot.


This talk about leadership.being the major problem is just a very invalid excuse for failure.

If anything leadership accounts for not more than 1 percent of the success.

We have to talk about good players.
Then a good team.
Then a good coach.
Then a good club management.
Before we even begin to talk about leadership or no leadership.
It is exaggerated.

Even when we talk about leadership and being vocal and screaming instructions,

What is the role of the coach standing on the touchline?
What?

For me it is not the role of the captain to even shout and motivate the players. It is the coach.

What is the reason for the coach standing on the sidelines? It's not like he's far away from his players on the pitch.

Watch Guordioala, watch Mourinho, watch Someone, watch Conte, watch SAF.

With such coaches I don't think jp and co will still be looking for who to goan motivate a bunch a adult footballers.

Virus99:
Some Cules have decided to remain in their self delusion ! While some of finally learn to speak up.

Messi is one of the 2 greatest players the world has ever seen.

But he's a very bad Leader on and off the pitch.

We saw a video of him during halftime when Bayern Munich was gauging you guys 4-0 down...he just sat there in the dressing room. Looking lost and dejected. His head was facing down. He gave up long before the match was over.

Same thing he did against Chelsea when Torres scored that goal to make it 2-2. Even with about 1:30 left, he squats with his face buried in his palms.

And the worst of all the day he was fighting with someone young enough to be his son Joao Felix (hyperbole)
I was embarrassed that day. My respect for him dwindled.

We saw a video of Ronaldo during the half time when Barca was gauging them 5-0.
He was so dejected but still made out time looking at the dressing room mirror, parting his hair and doing something that looked like his make up.

We saw a video of Ronaldo during the 2015, 5- 0 demolition by Athletico Madrid.
He was speechless ad his face had turned red like some tomato ketchup.

We again saw the 2011 Copa Del Rey final defeat by Athletico Madrid when he was losing and turned it into a fight by giving Miranda or so, a karate kick and was red carded, causing a melee amongst the 2 squads with Mourinho and Simeone involved.

Above are only a few of the times Ronaldo saved his team by putting up top notch leadership attributes as opposed to that midget Messi who lacks any aorta of leadership skills.

Virus99:
2- 0 down against Barca we saw Ronaldo in 2009 still charging his fellow Man U players to common and play...even tho ball possession was 70/30 in favor of Barca

2-0 down against Wolfsbourg, he charged his Madrid team to a 3-0 scoring 3 different types of goals (tap in, header, free kick). That night he was even busy doing throwing when Cavalja did get there on time.
He did same thing against Athletico in Juve !

And in 2016, we saw him become a "second coach" of sort infinal against France.
The odd was so stacked against them. No one thought they would do it. Worst yet, he got injured. He didn't give up. He stood at the sidelines and yelled his heart out to his team mates.

Now that's what you call leadership...on and off the pitch. The kind of one Messi is great lacking.

This write up would undoubtedly win the UNICEF award for best National essay 2021.

But you forgot to tell us what he did when they were losing 2-1 to tiny Ajax, losing 1-0 to small Lyon, losing 2-1 to Porto and his team gettting dumoed out of UCL. MR superman was supposed to shout and show leadership and save his team na.

What about losing 2-1 to Uruguay at the World Cup?. Mr leadeleadership was supposed to motivate has team to beat Uruguay na.

Since it is no longer football but motivball.

Senseless post!

donnie:
I understand you feel the need to defend your party but just know that there will certainly be a recompense for those who cause pain and suffering for others because of their selfish desires.

Because it appears that is your motto... Pain and suffering.

Come off it.

Stop whipping up sentiments like a jilted lover.

Believing every post against Fulani or liking any hateful post against Buhari or APC APP doesn't make you any more sympathetic to the death of innocent Nigerians than others.

Some people do their best to help the needy and pray for the families and even assist them.

That doesn't stop them from using their common sense and discretion when reading stories on the internet.

Even in a thousand years you would never be more sympathetic than I am.

jpmoriarti:
Lmaooo if I collect like just 1m euros, I will accept all responsibilities of the team.

If I hear

You come across like that kind of guy that will be working in an organization and one of your mates who's better on the job than you and is collecting more than you.

You will just be vexing 2-4-7 in the office, sabotaging him amd expecting him to do all the work.




By the way let's face it; as you are now am quite sure even if you're collecting only 5,000 Euros a week you will accept all responsibilities.

And there is hardly any of our regulars in less than 70,000.

So why can't they accept responsibilities?

jpmoriarti:
He is kelleting 80 freaking million Euros and he is 34 yrs. The way I see it, he has everything he needs to be leader of the team in more ways than one.

So because he is kelleting 80 million so all the responsibilities should be on him?

Then those kelleting 10 million should just quit na, let us know that only him is playing.

Since 10 million, 15 million is not money!

jpmoriarti:
Well, obviously his goals, assists etc are no longer enough for us otherwise we should be winning important matches and celebrating more titles. He must do more in leadership.

Some wonderful things that would have happened If Messi was shouting and barking instructions all over the pitch as a leader;

1. Suarez would have scored more than 1 UCL goal in 3 seasons in the UCL.

2. Busquets would return from being Slowsquets to being Fastsquets.

3. Lenglet would stop scoring own goals and conceding penalties.

4. Pique would be that solid rock of 2012 all over again.

5. Dembele would never get injured and miss crucial matches.

6. Valverde and Koeman would turn to SAF in his prime.

7. The board would never contemplate exchanging Pjanic with Arthur.

8. Messi would shout on his team mates so hard they would take on chances and not pass to Messi.

jpmoriarti:
Well, obviously his goals, assists etc are no longer enough for us otherwise we should be winning important matches and celebrating more titles. He must do more in leadership.

Ahn Ahn

Is he the only one kelleting salary


Abi is Barcelona an inheritance from his father?

Why you dey yarn like this na?

Kilishihunter:
Yes even with a new coach we both know we won't achieve success especially in Europe overnight and this squad needs a sensible overhaul with time so you're right on that one. Infact some media outlets have pointed out that the players especially lack of a striker might be the reason koeman is granted another season But bro tbh even if we get world class players in every position I'm still wary of him, awesome01 has typed most of what I wanted to say here, There's a reason why most man united fans attacked ole viciously ahead of rashford or de Gea after the Europa league final I thought we were going to see the koeman that recharged the Netherlands but tactical indecisions and inflexibility, pride, late substitutions and sometimes following the past coaches way of leaving it to Messi and insha Allah (not like we have a choice anyway) have really angered the fanbase, Well l just hope for the best but the right things have to be done whether he stays or not.

Nobody agrees it takes time.

Nobody wants to wait for time.


To most of us; we are Barca..we Don't need time to form a team.

We assemble a group of good players, probably from heaven; And then go out every season and win.

What are we Barca for?

Someone has been scoring all the goals for you.
Making all the assists for you.
Making all the passes for you.
Doing all the dribbles for you.

He should be shouting all the shout for you.



We have Messi and so we should be doing better than other clubs.

And if we don't do better, it is his fault; he is not shouting in the pitch.

It all all makes sense now.

ivolt:
That place is not an extreme border and the "thousands" of cattle is clearly an exaggeration.
You are no longer a kid to be falling for childish propaganda.

Forget about these f00ls let them keep making themselves happy with their lies and mischief.

Their 1000 posts a day have no consequence beyond nairaland.

It just beats me! Adults who are over 25 and 39 years; some even 45 and 50 believing every single thing that pops on their phones on the internet like kindergarten kids.

ScamHunter:
[s]Hey ...Yerobber head slammer, shatap. Soon you'll start rejoicing they've shed human blood for your god to drink[/s]

internet strongman.

Bloody hypocrite.

eplanning:
Kindly tell us what the propganda is. I have confirmed from folks in that particular village who even identified the Catholic church the shown in the video. You nor get data to watch the video abi you follow Ayade decamp?

So you also have proof that there have never been cattle in crossriver before now?

And how did you confirm from folks in that village?
Do you live there?
Did you go there to confirm? Or you made a call?
Which one?

Old men lying anyhow.

Abi are you the farmer who made the video?

Rubbish propagandists.

Propaganda go kill all of una.

An anonymous human being posted this on the net and they have already started posting useless hateful comments.

Who can even prove this is CrossRiver?


True Nigerians are some of the most intelligent people, so also are they some of the most foolish people on earth.

Heard he donated 600 million.