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I always say it, boobs are overrated. Touch them, suck them whatever you can't take them home, you must let them go. Besides once your diick goes in, boobs would be the last thing on your mind.

VajanahDischaj:
what na? blokos face

o o o lol. I just took a second look at your monicker. vagiina discharge? no wonder your face be like menstruation.

PeaceGord:
Good.



The only problem is that Buhari is a fooll

really?

And who's number one?

cutelover19:
With all due respect, you're a fool Sir! I was in port Harcourt last month and saw this with my eyes. The lives of people are at stake and all you can think of is the politics of APC & PDP? shame on you! I don't understand why I'm sharing national space with such a dumb slowpoke. Don't bother to quote me cos I won't reply. #peace

without any due respect, you an idiiot.

Nihilist:
My friend shut the fück up and get thee behind me.

Bykebyke and I were having a very simple discussion until you came in uninvited to chat shït. We've made comparison between Ronaldo and Messi in literally every aspect of their lives both on pitch and off the pitch, so you can either get with the programme or fück off - either way, hold this L

lol. I really don't get how my post got you so wound up. I was just having a chat too. but you lost your cool. so obviously the L is currently 'in your court'.

Nihilist:
This is such a terrible post. I am so disappointed.

Surely you must understand the meaning of relativity and context.

sure I do. but I don't understand why messi/ronaldo comparisons should get to the aspect of endorsements in the first place. lovers of messi love to restrict the L's and W's to footballing issues but lovers of ronaldo love to talk about other things. is it desperation?

See them! Most of them here are wailers o. Praying for the fall of them government but still keeping vigil for N power alert.

Lol. I hope proper investigation was done and the company found culpable? Because knowing the antecedents of Wike it is very very very possible for him to go and shut one innocent company down especially if the company has any affiliation with Amaechi or an APC member. Wike is very capable of doing that.

Nihilist:
Lifetime contract for Ororo

Take 2 Ls, one for Messi, and the other incase he loses the first one.

if signing a mutlimillion pound contract with adidas is considered an L, then give me such L's all my life. And I am quite sure you'd like even half an L as well.

blazer234:
Apologies for invading your privacy, but you are sweet. Maybe not the most beautiful I've ever seen, but you've got this unique, down-to-earth sweetness about you prompting this epistle. I must confess; I'm tempted to ask for ur contact. Doesn't seem I can overcome the temptation, unfortunately.

scope

VajanahDischaj:
Totohead how?

if someone sees you on the streets now you'd even act like you never heard the word toto. such bravery on the net. rat face!

Wike is trying to get into the good books.

That's Wike busy bodying and trying to get into the good books of the presidency.

Classic sarcasm. You beat them to it this time. If you had delayed 6 more hours, a wailing wailer somewhere would definitely have come up with all these.

Bel

Lol we saw more than this at the rivers election tribunal. Wike and co even had to soak ballot papers in water and put salt on the power generators. What was the outcome?

Count all of their votes in the last election, was it up to what apc got? Even the votes of kano APC are more than the national votes of those 5 parties mushroom parties.

Nice one CAN.

ehissi:
Actually, postrate cancer is believed to be triggered by too little of the other room.......

Don't mind him. That's how ignorant and uneducated people swarm all over nairaland.

Lol, and some naive foools would think that osinbajo would submit the name without consulting Buhari. Was it not even Buhari who nominated onoghen in the first place. Did he not also waste time with magu? Imbeciles everywhere I check.

Lol. When inec spoke about 2017 ekiti elections yesterday, fayose suddenly realized his time is almost up. judgment day is close, he had a rude awakening.

sunsplash99:
those pictures are fake.

from the first picture, who is amusun laughing at?
who is tinubu talking to?
who is buhari looking at?
the three of them facing different directions

From the second picture, if really they wanted Nigerians to see the picture as an evidence of him been alive, the three of them were supposed to face the camera man not looking at different directions.

lol. everyone wants to form smart like james bond and ben matlock rolled in one. gerroura here with your stupiid analysis.

Kemperor:
Cow

mheeee

lol. another classic one. ironically efcc media rep has got a greater sense of humour than gordons.

semyman:
Now the narratives are changing, they now want motion pictures, why is he not changing clothes, he is looking too frail. Shame on u nay sayers that are still expecting INEC to recount the 2015 election votes, wake up from your nightmare

its still hangover from 2015. Their sorrows won't end soon.

rhonard:
you thought you made the best comment

from Buhari is dead to Buhari is incapacitated to Buhari is on chemotherapy to Buhari is looking frail in that picture. Have you no shame? Give me what? This guy must think he's got such a great big mighty sense of humour! Funny malu.

To all those who said the president had died and was buried in London eat it, to those who said the president is in a coma eat it too, to those who said the president was on chemotherapy for 6 months eat it too, to those who said the president must shoot a video to address you eat it too, to those who said the president is wearing only one cloth eat it too. APC and Buhari till 2023. If you don't like it, you know you have to eat it too.

I think the only people I an angry with are those aides who keep responding to the rumour mongers/ipob/wailing wailers. 24 hours after PMB won the election he was criticized, 24 hours after he got sworn in he was criticized, 6 hours after he boarded the plane to London, he was 'dead'. The life span of a wailer is 8 years. It expires in May 2019.

This is a meal of jollof rice for the wailing wailers.

Top 5 men who want Buhari not to return, in descending order of desperation: 1.Fayose, 2.Nnamdi KANU, 3.ATM Dasuki, 4.FFK, 5.Wike.