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RomanceRe: Just Discovered My Fiancee Got Married Today by Deadshotz(m): 12:01pm On Jun 20, 2018
[quote author=jessca048 post=68556067]abeg free the babe,she can't afford to put all her eggs in one basket. do you have plans in marrying her less than a year. anyway take heart there are still plenty fishes in the sea go and fish for one. [/baseless bullshit, ]
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Deadshotz(m): 3:49pm On Aug 03, 2016
I vote for Vizkis. cc NLJEGA
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Deadshotz(m): 3:42pm On Jun 21, 2016
i vote Mimzy, Missgdope, Ivvy. cc NLjega
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Deadshotz(m): 12:44pm On Jun 20, 2016
I vote Mimzy, MissGdope and Ivvy
cc NLJega
RomanceRe: What Am I To Tell Her? by Deadshotz(op): 5:51pm On May 19, 2016
repogirl:
Dude? Seriously? In love with someone you don't know? Seriously?
we've been in a group for say .. Over a year,
i just got up close with her not so long again..
Btw..
Doesn't it happens?
RomanceRe: What Am I To Tell Her? by Deadshotz(op): 11:09am On May 17, 2016
Uhm, i grew up among dudes.. I've never done it,
RomanceRe: What Am I To Tell Her? by Deadshotz(op): 11:58am On May 16, 2016
nrexzy:
Bro just tell her how u feel. Worst case senerio would be she saying she doesn't feel same way.. @least u hv defined ur intentions towards her
thanks man..
RomanceRe: What Am I To Tell Her? by Deadshotz(op): 11:45am On May 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin mmm...juz be cool and say u wanna say or juz stay silent..
that's what i don't wanna mess up,
the friendship we've been building and if i'on say anything i might rot in that friend-zone FOREVER!!! cry
RomanceWhat Am I To Tell Her? by Deadshotz(op): 11:38am On May 16, 2016
There's this girl i met online(on fb actually),
we've been chating for like a week plus now and this have been going smoothly.
Last night, i asked her to tell me about herself and she asked why did i wanna know about her?
I really like this girl, i mean i'm falling in love with her.
So i think this is the defining point, where i either get out of the friend-zone or remain locked in that penetentiary..
Please what am to say?
Am really confused..
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Deadshotz(m): 9:13am On Mar 31, 2016
Nawaoo
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Deadshotz(m): 9:08am On Mar 31, 2016
Yawns...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Deadshotz(m): 10:14am On Mar 09, 2016
liricyst:
who dares wake the beast on hiatus?
you boutto get your head mauled off


bloody scene


Leggo!


None gives a Bleep about his chatters/
Gladdys is a woman of great faith but even her doubts he matters/
Your rep's already laid out n shattered/
We now all prefer big boobs.....
No one gives a rat's ass, about this Phat ass!/


When ur oldman first saw you...he picked up arms & took a Blast at Cupid/
Shitty baby...Looking like it's mommas Ass had Pooped it/
Face in disgust as the nurse used her hands and scooped it/
He still wonders how your mum took his brillant white sperm & turned it into something so black n stupid!/


Talked to your mum, had a face to face with mama/
She didn't even want you...opposite case with hannah/
I said in our nigerian site, For his case,we taya
She said he's a mistake...being an unwanted child is what he face in ghana/
But am sorry, What happened in ghana should have stayed in ghana!!/


I'm so heartless, my EKG displays Hardened lines/
Your double jeopardy acquitted the Mav'rick's crimes/
He's Bagged you twice/
You a joke...your NL text career gets us through Tragic times/
Praise the Lord on this verse, we were sure we would gone from this earth;
before you finally learnt to kick two syllabic rhymes!/


Now he's better than prince? Always, he claims shit/
His Pastor says he will be like ema...AMEN! In all ways, He claims it/
I mauled him & proved he's the one all the big names eat/
Chewed & digested properly...little wonder he never for one day became shit!/


Oh! Now lyrics on floor? The enemy your chick Flew In bed with?/
I predict a callout, not interested, truly, dead it!/
Live prey only, wise lions don't Bleep with stupid dead meat/
You must love instrumentals
Cos each time you tried to take out lyrics...you did get beat!/


Saw you once compare yourself to the mighty o'bis/
I should twist your dark neck till you Snap out your Light hypnosis/
Ibime inspired bold writes in every frightened novice/
NL is now all about mental health,diet n fitness
Cos no one in his right mind even wants to be slightly obese!/


That's you bitch!
Bleep outta here!
Rap BattlesRe: ¤¤Kings Tourney[group Stage] Liricyst Vs Deadshotz by Deadshotz(m): 9:23pm On Oct 19, 2015
liricyst:
Diss at MIRACLE DONALD MAÁZI DEADSHOTZ


Who’s liricyst? “What’s all the hype?”/
After this, dead will count himself dead … when he takes a stock of his type!!/
I’ll Do as the evil doctor prescribed/ have him stitched after he’s been cut up with knives/
Cos this battle is so Frankenstein raising his monster....the dead's about to get the shock of his life!!/

He thinks he’s Jesus…wanna use this devil to reach the pinnacle!/
But will Donald do some wonders? The readers, Each be cynical/
see the judges ditch the spiritual/cos My punches, Each be clinical/
I mean these sick atheists will pick my drugs verse over his…cos none of them believes in Miracle!!!/

He wouldn't be a real cat if he learns to meow and grows Whiskers/
 so I'm ma quickly outwit the slow rętard/
Tear his scrotal sac and have his nuts so kicked hard/
Cos his balls Kicked to the fans...the only way shotz rises above these bars!/

The east is ashamed of him cos Dead is Quite wack/
Calling yourself a maazi to we igbos is both a left and right smack/
No other cheeks to turn so i am vex and fight back!/
Rip out the skin of from tip of his penis...so maazi can really own a red and white cap!!/

The girl who broke yo heart...did you even get her Pucci dicked, son?!/
Stupid virgin...you kissed her juicy lips not!/
I will get you laid...and have you nailed/
So you will have holes in the palm of ya hand .....when you die of crucifixion!/

This battle as an avenue to get a head way here was what the dead dude intended/ Dude,change lanes,cos heading my way is what gets you beheaded!/
As I bring this to a close….he’s progress gets terminated here…cos this verse just led to the dead end!/


- he just broke up with a girl he cried over. Said it hurt more that he hasn't ever kissed her.

DISCLAIMER

-I and wordsworth have had only two battles...they were epic...but i won them both
Rap BattlesRe: ¤¤Kings Tourney[group Stage] Liricyst Vs Deadshotz by Deadshotz(m):
Step in with my toolie, the gods cheering/ he cowers back, the boy's fearing/ the crowd's jeering, in need of action/
. . they said am textcee's k.dot. . Am compared to that nigg from compton/
but none envies you. . No one likes to be in the 'cyst position'. . That can't get u in the 'league of champions!!..
Just some trival thought/ pop the toolie to his belly n watch his vitals drop/
. . Punches, jabs n hooks aim for the head, i bring 'everything to the temple' like how the disciples taught!!/
celibate perv!. . I shouldn't hesitate to shoot. . Cos the second i adjust. . he might get seduced when i shake the rifle's _butt!!..
With the way jabs be landing on ya head/ it'l be a miracle, if you leave this ring standing on ya leg/ . . . Cos i be dishing out punches tailored to fit. . . To leave ya life hanging by a thread!!..
Ur bae loves my style, i show up at ur crib, she might pour me liquor/ while err'one disappears, none dares to fight for the nigga/
. . So he finds solace in writting rap notes,
but he has 'got mad love for cyphers' . . So it Should suprise yall if he jerks off regularly at the 'sight of the seeker!!..
I've a habit outta strangling lords/ while sampling swords/. . Tramplin dawgs/ beat a nigga, kill a nigga, if he aint get the hang of it . . I leave he stranded from dangling cords/
. . But Nonso is weak n fake. .
Pls point out a lyricist who's had a hard time handling words!!..

-lost to wordsworth @ RG
-love rap cyphers alot
Rap BattlesRe: ¤¤Kings Tourney[group Stage] Liricyst Vs Deadshotz by Deadshotz(m):
Pls i typed my verse n it just vanished
Rap BattlesRe: ¤¤Kings Tourney[group Stage] Liricyst Vs Deadshotz by Deadshotz(m): 7:01pm On Oct 19, 2015
grin
Rap BattlesRe: ■■■■■the Kings Tourney Sign-up Thread 2015■■■■■ by Deadshotz(m): 9:57pm On Oct 04, 2015
In
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 9:00am On Aug 30, 2015
The mi's line was.. ''My album sells so 'accapella' . . Nobody can beat it'' ... Get ur facts ryt before cruxifying a nigga.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Deadshotz(m): 12:24pm On Aug 07, 2015
007Bruce:
10bars, we drop on Sunday
ok?
sure
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Deadshotz(m): 5:43am On Aug 06, 2015
bruce boss. . Hw many bars can u write sire??
Rap BattlesRe: Elymaxiimus Vs Liricyst[the Holocaust Rap Tourney Final] by Deadshotz(m): 1:01pm On Aug 03, 2015
Loool Who hack pein account abeg??
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Deadshotz(m): 9:49am On Aug 03, 2015
DISS @ DENNIS DIMES

read ur diss at me, buh aint here to diss u
bro/
i'l let u go hungry, i wont throw the fist u
know/
just saw u can't string tri syllables, so am
here to teach u though!!/
so 1st things 1st
aint one of those Teens who feel u/
a pal, just aint one of ya kins who kid u/
heard they aint treat u ryt, So punchin u nw i
sure as hell i know how it feels to be cruel!/
yeah,
against comfort i came soft, no excuse . .
Buh i had to be wack just so i know what it
means to be u!!/
buh amma Rebel, a robber/
buh am never a pauper/
i've been to hell n back, tryna step in my
shoes. . . U'll need the help of a cobbler!!/
i know i been thru shit lately, buh i rose
above all the Rope n hurdles/
nw am doin good steady havin ma coke n
medals/
buh dime's a real brat . . A wack head/ . . .
He'll onli be nick named crack head/
. . when there's a friction with ma broken
bottles!!/
u'll get hit by the fist/
Cz am pissed that u're pissed/
abou me on Loki's dick/
just cos u failed n odas did rode his stick/
u wanted him to twich ya nipple, feed u his
seeds then command ya like ''dimes, hol this
shii??/
play around, hav a gay fest . .??
HOLY SHIT!!/
pause,
i should be dissing u. . .
Ya name is dimes . . But u aint got a penny . .
Renowned self-servicer . . Only has his hands
filled when it gets soapy . . Shid!!/ ^^
am on som lux loadid shit/
bou wait a min . . Lets decode this shit/
talk abou that shid. . on my d.p?? U went
thru it?? Buh its true , i was onli campaignin
for king kong with that blaq pix/ never thot
u'll da seen it that quick/
. . i mean it . .so fast . . That quick. Same way
u saw, admired n WANKED on jenny's, kemi's
n even sophie's pic!!/
its a real fact ryt?/
cz u aint that bright/
cos he's onli accolade is winning tha rg's fyt
nyt/. . .
but he was onli lucky . .
the pussy won 'by the whiskers' . . In that
cat fyt!!/
yeah. . I rebutt good. .
Saw u wrote about having 'shotz in the
air'' . . But this is me tryna Deflect all ur
stunts/
cos we'l onli have 'shots in the air' . . As a
gun salute. . . . Not from the effect of ur
punch!!/
Yall know ryt??
Hw he try hard to sound clever. . . I mean his
clever . . Tryna be the elite freestylist/
postin long ass verses as keystyle, after he
rehearse it/
but the funny shit's how he tries hard to
kick knowledge . . While from davies, to don
geo, to miky, even i steady kick asses!!/
its true...
.
I come with the sickest verse/ with less
fillers n wicked meths/. . but check the list of
wackoes. . Miky, don geo, sleak, even lumyd
. . He is the weakest yet!/
. . Just a look @ his dp u see him, THE
BROTHER AT EASE/ in a JOGGER N TEES . . /
see tha pics am painting??
His rubbish Fashion sense . .
So tell me how will he pose the biggest
threat!!/
This woulda been better in a FUCKING DISS
THREAD/ rather than read his verse, yall
should trekk to COMPTON INSTEAD/
i could keep PUNCHING HIS HEAD/ but that'l
be increasing his ''delusions of having a real
dad @ home''
. . .Just add heat to the already hydrogen-
ladene d air. . And that shit goes 'POPS IN
HIS HEAD' !!/ ^^
how abou we talk bou u riding the 'great
chuka' ^^ . . Hoping he woulda to poke ya
anus. . Thats not a Joke . . U'r henious/
. . we know how it goes. . . Steady doin the
reverse cow girl RIDE ON HIM while u WRITE
UR HYMM/
. . but thats how u roll . . . We know u cant
write good without the Stroke of genius!!/
^^
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 6:20pm On Jul 28, 2015
Lmaoooooo
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 4:37pm On Jul 26, 2015
Uhm . . , Gladys, pls woulg you like to be ma partner in the maestro couples tour??
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Deadshotz(m): 1:33pm On Jul 23, 2015
calls out , obainojazz
Music/RadioRe: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by Deadshotz(m): 12:44pm On Jul 16, 2015
Blaq is Back on top!! We're doing it!!! Guys! Pls let's help a brother out. Blaqbonez is a Nigerian rapper, a student at oau, ife. Some of you may know him. He won Terry da rapman's zombie competition, beating Boogey. He has not blown yet tho. . But now he has a chance to feature Vector if he wins Vector's Kingkong competition. His kingkong song version was one of the best, if not the best. Pls let's just help his career by voting. It'lll take just 5 seconds. He made the top ten shortlist. Vote for him here pls http:// notjustok.com/ 2015/07/15/ king- kong-rap-co ntest-top-10-fi nalists-release d-voting-starts -now/ #VoteForBlaq #KingKongInBlaq
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 9:20am On Jul 16, 2015
Opens call out 10 bars
Music/RadioRe: Help Blaqbonez; A Nairalander Get Votes To Win Vector's #kingkongcontest by Deadshotz(m): 11:41pm On Jul 15, 2015
TeaMBlaQmustBlow!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 8:11pm On Jul 15, 2015
Foul words flying out in their numbers from this guy's mouth . . . sMH
Music/RadioRe: Eminem Pens Letter To Tupac's Mother, Afeni Shakur by Deadshotz(m): 7:58pm On Jul 15, 2015
Hol'up



yall cant start comparing verses of 2000 with the 90's.

As far as am concerned em is the king of complex multisylabic rhymes.

And rhyme ought to go with flow n delivery, ems delivery is fantastic, so is big (the charisma) , nas is just by far the best lyricist in the game, (listen to aint no tellin then come say shit)

if u ought to know pac is a thousand miles better than em when it comes to freestyles, pac is a great cos of his principles, his ideologies, he's good with the raps too, buh come on u cant start comparin 95 records to em's 2000's it dont wrk that way


em is mos def the most technical rapper, who adapts to whatever is trendin in the industry


n mind ya too , there are stuffs like internal rhyming, that helps in keeping the flow goin, n thats where big pun steps in,




if am too take a side. . . Nas is goat..



Mind u am a stan,

but i've listened to eminem extra extensively,,... That am actualli bored of what he brings nowadays


but for nas, i' alwaes look forward to an unheard track
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 4:36pm On Jul 14, 2015
Ahhaaa cypher *rubbing palms
Rap BattlesRe: The Greek gods Cipher (official Signup Thread) by Deadshotz(m): 4:07pm On Jul 14, 2015
In as ares

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