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Op: my everyday national antehm!!! Don't trust or love any naija lady both home and abroad, thank God am off their market, they are shallow and would probably end up leaving you when another offer comes knocking, even though you tried your best to make them happy always

slimyem: mtcheeeeeeeeeew.
swallow your nonsense abeg!

Are u saying you are a virgin?

All the lady replying to your topic obviously know the truth behind every relationship, to keep a relationship nowadays, sex must be actively involve.. Am very sure, most of them are virgin less, they don't mind given it out every hour of the day as long as their bobo is available.. Hypocrite ladies, they will never say the truth..

Be assassinated before noon?

But if not, oooo some people would be in so much trouble!

Let's keep it real!! Tell us your wish and what people should expect from you..

Continue....

MRbrownJAY: come on lady, stop lying to your own damn self......... didnt this man "that is supposedly your friend" not go to talk to your parent about marriage?! what kind of friendship is that, that you are even ok with such an act, WHILE IN A R/SHIP WITH ANOTHER MAN?!

if you really believe that you did no wrong here then i suggest you quickly wake up....its called HONESTY, and you have no ounce of it. if you had no plan to be with Steph then you should have dumped him and moved on with your life, instead of stringing him along like a puppet for 6 long yrs (while planning to be with another man). i do hope you never find peace because if i was Steph (or he was a friend of mine), i surely would make sure you see NO PEACE in this world.

r/ship is not by force, if you dont want to be with a man then LET HIM GO!

Man!!! Really love your respond and I love every blunt part of you and I hope this donkey will learn that stringing a guy along for six years was inhunman and cruel!! You should have let him know you don't feel anything rather than keeping him as a second option!!!

If am the guy, I will make your life a hell so when next you come into this life, you will never wish to waste people time..

My chelsea anthem::::

General football dressing room noise. RDM enters. Noise dies down)

Did you call that the performance of Champions?
I am looking at Champions.lol

ALRIGHT GAFFER!

No. It is not alright gaffer (Team protests)
Shut up Mikel.
I am the manager of this team, and who am I?

YOU ARE THE LUCKY ONE!

Yes I am the LUCKY one, but that performance was not special,
It made me laugh, and champions should make me laugh,
If I want to laugh, maybe I listen to Damien doing a car insurance ad,
Damien do it,
Make me laugh,
Now.

(Damien Duff- "Hibernian Insurance; pretty good!)

(Sniggers)

Ya very funny.
Now, Drogba.
First half, pathetic (Didier Drogba protests throughout this)
Look if you want I can replace you,
It's no problem,
I can, I can replace you,
It's no problem,
I can do it,

(Whilst typing)

w w w dot,
Amazon
dot
co
dot
U.K
Searchword,
MESSI,
Thirty-five half million,
No problem,
I can do it,
I can do it,
Do you want me to press buy?

(Drogba - no please gaffer)

Do you want me to press buy?

(Drogba - NO!)

Then listen to the LUCKY one?

(ok, ok)

Good. (sorry)

Now, second half,
Vocal exercises, midfield,
Now.

WOAH-OH

Very good, very good.
Defence,
Breathe and vocal.

WOAH-OH

Very good,
You are ready I think.

(applause, cheering etc)

Ok, ok, ok, ok,
It's time for the song,

(cheering)

Last week...
Shut up Drogba..
Last MONTH, we beat BARCA,
And I did for you,
'Don't Look Back At PEP'

'DONT LOOK BACK AT WENGER...(to "Don't Look Back In Anger"

Sh..Shut up...
Shut up MATA. Shut up.
This week, I do for you,
The LUCKY one,

YOU ARE THE LUCKY ONE!

I know,
I know I...shhhh
I know I am the LUCKY one,
I know I am the LUCKY one, (Music comes in - Joseph and his amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat!)
But this week it's a very special song,
And this one is called,
RDM and his amazing Technicolour Overcoat!

(Cheers)

Sh sh sh,
Shut up.

I close my eyes,
And stand there grinning, (WOAH-OH)
We can't stop winning, (WOAH-OH)
You'd be grinning too.
And when I first came, (WHEN HE FIRST CAME)
I was delighted, (WOAH-OH)
Could've managed, BIRGMHAM (WOAH-OH)
But any team will do.
I wore my coat, (HE WEARS HIS COAT)
The world is merry, (WOAH-OH)
I've got, John Terry, (WOAH-OH)
And Drogba too, (GO ON DIDIER!) Very good,
I switched them round, (HE SWITCHES ROUND)
They all are hating, (WOAH-OH)
But I like rotating, (WOAH-OH)
Any team will do.

(GO ON GAFFER!)

A corner kick,
Is just enough,
A little flick from,
DROGBA , (GO ON DROGBA! GO ON DROGBA!)
The ball flies right into the net,
And we are 1-1 back!

(ONE-ONE! ONE-ONE! ONE-ONE! ONE-ONE!)

May I return, (MAY I RETURN)
To the beginning, (WOAH-OH)
It's so easy winning, (WOAH-OH)
When your team is blue. (Come on) (BLUE IS THE COLOUR!)
We can't go wrong, (WE CANT GO WRONG)
I am in heaven, (WOAH-OH)
Playing whatever, eleven, (WOAH-OH)
'Cause any team will do. (YEAH!!!)

Now,
Go and be champions, (YEAH!!)
Be champions! (YEAH!!)
Do I
t, (YEAH!!)
Love it! (YEAH!!)
And if you dont do it, (mumbles..)
You can kill yourselves! (YEAH!!) ARSENALS FANS
And take that from me!

Be champions! (Cheering fades)

Yes seun, we need likes and dislike button!!! Up blues!!! More picture to come

Limaoscar: @Deal Ordea,
Choi!that your Picture story Harsh o... Ass-nal go nearly chop you raw for office.....

Hey but it's the bitter truth though except that Most Arsenal fans won't admit it.

That man Arsene is just a Footie Business Manager Period! If He doesn't go next season...nothing for my kid brother and Cousins be that.

Bro!!! No mind those gunners!! I don tell them sey, dem go leave london for us, nobi us go leave london for them!!! Up chelsea, up blues, the sky is always blue.....

Oya today!!! Celebration dey continue!!! Gunners no fit talk again!!!

Even at G8 meeting, they couldn't help to celebrate, didn't know cameron and obama chelsea fans and was watching our penalty shoot-out.. Love you all!! Up blues.. Merkel's clearly a Bayern fan..lol

Gooooooooooood morninnnnnnnnng my bluesssssss fans!!!!!!!! Goooood morning Nigeriannnnnnnnnssssss.....show, na so we just lift the cup!!!!!I knew it! God's Luck didn't take us thru Valencia,Napoli and most of all Barca for nufyn! @last Stamford Bridge has UCL Title to itself(not jst anyhow UCL title but one won against all odds of "Home Advantage" mentality)! Chelsea I remain till Paracetamol cures AIDS! On ds note d dress code on my wedding date mst b Blue! ChelseaFC UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2012 WINNER

Boiling point 1 trillion, why chelski is playing!!! Haterz go jump for river

Either you like it or not, chelseaaaaaaa is taken the day!!! The sky is always blueeeeeeesssssss....

TCD: Anyone know where I can stream the match on the internet live?

go to livetv.ru

They say, charity begins at home!!! The op na idowuogbo sis!! Hish

Op: the guy is after ur cousin punny only, am 101% sure she will be dump

Gbam op!!! I stay in newquay, cornwall, were can I meet this zimbabwe girl's I need my papers

Gbam op!!! I stay in newquay, cornwall, were can I meet this zimbabwe's girl Feed me back

Using God to cover up!!! They are not real!

The likes of tpia and dyt!!! Hate those chick

Do you want to compare dyt with this lady They both have the same ugliness...lolz

Go jump inside river, she will never disturb you again

Even met my wifey on here, she is the only friend have got on nairaland which makes me venture into women biz outside the forum!!!

Me: "Hola! Como estas? " Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: " dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!"

moremi2008: Hahaha! I am glad you did your research and now know about me. I am a fool's nightmare. Don't annoy me oh!

PS - I see that the bad English isn't a one-time thing. E ya! Pele. You should have paid attention in school. Now, your English haunts the universe with a foul smell.

If you don't do foolish things while you're young, you won't have anything to smile about when you're old. I wonder when u will stop!!!

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]What men? Which men? How many men?

These cretinous generalizations and half baked conjectures pisses me off. . . Dammit. [/color][/quote]Go jump for third mainland

Dyt: use charm

Dyyyyyyyytttttt.... Na wa for you...I dey laugh in charmalonaaaaaa

Because women have tender heart to give into men advance...

moremi2008: What exactly is your point? You are barely making any sense. You are scared of marriage? Then don't fcking get married. Nobody has put a gun to your head.

ps - Instead of worrying about marriage, you might want to invest in a private English tutor. Your command of the language is not the best. Good luck!

Another idiotic dude on family section!! I checked your profile but nothing tangible was posted except creating a nuisance respond to people's topic...

Marriage: these gives me a lot of heart ache everyday when I come across different type of topics been open by member's, be it molestation, se.x starvation,partner trying to create room to understand each other, fighting for dominance, been patient for the other partner, cheating because one partner is not doing is part or the partner is seeing as a taboo due to weight or laziness or financial problems and loads to count of!!! When I read this, It makes me feel like, its this all marriage about Why do some people purnish theirself for the sake of marriage? Been in my late 20's, it makes me scared even though am not a coward, its makes me feel like am making final will just for God to sign me into a trouble nation of mind!!! I know some people would probably say, marriage is a sweet institution where u learn a lot but come to think of it, what happen to the courtship before the marriage, people always claim they are best of friends, they know each other's limit but when marriage is finally involve, they just turn to a beast over night and turn the other partner into a prey which they could toy with just because. He/she is finally my

I read a post on here some few months ago about a certain lady trying to safe her marriage from going down the drain despite the fact that, her husband is beaten the hell out of her everyday making.her to land in hospital on every occassion they had misunderstanding and yet, the religious aspect is involve where her pastor keep assuring her that everything will be fine which she eventually lost her life the so called beast her husband and it got me thinking, has marriage turn to a slave-market?

I have to be honest, religion has turn people into a weakling, it has bring down some people confidence to have a say of what they want in the marriage, it is not a do or die affair again and I will say I am one of those that cherish marriage a lot but the type of marriage people practice this days doesn't help the young's once to go into early marriage again, in the late 60s,70s, 80s, people in their young age gets married with self respect and literally good culture of mind of respecting and loving each other till death do us apart and even after life but its not just so!! hypocrites are too many in marriage and it makes me wanna resolve to been a single father cos am scared of dieing young when have got many great years ahead of me.

So I want to ask you all, why does people turn theirself into slave for the sake of marriage, why does people act badly and turn into a beast for the sake of dominance in marriage!!!

Peace out