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PhonesRe: 50% Telcos' Tariff Increase: POS Operators To Hike Charges by deanoffaculty: 2:21pm On Jan 21, 2025
DuBLINGreenb:
If the world ends today I will smile
Bills done tire me
😂 😂 😂
For this one wey you talk, let me cancel your name. You're going nowhere!
😂

PhonesRe: 50% Telcos' Tariff Increase: POS Operators To Hike Charges by deanoffaculty:
chisomkachy:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18gJU33AfK/
If not for the fact that Nigeria is a useless country, what's the meaning of "The Association of Mobile Money & Bank Agents in Nigeria"? What are they doing exactly? Bandits, fraudsters and kidnappers transact their biz via POS and the association is just there doing nothing.
I don't blame 'em anyways. Banking sector is failing and POS operators are raising shoulders.
God will help this country.
PoliticsRe: FG Approves Bola Ahmed Tinubu Polytechnic In Abuja by deanoffaculty: 2:00pm On Jan 21, 2025
Judolisco:
Young boy what's the name of your sch

YoungBoy:BATPOLY grin
😂 😂 😂

This is our official logo:

Signed:
Management.

BusinessRe: Mark Zuckerberg Caught Looking At Lauren Sanchez Breasts At Trump’s Inauguration by deanoffaculty: 10:44am On Jan 21, 2025
EnlightenedUFO:
Zuck was ready to risk it all grin
Something must kill a man..... 😂 😂 😂
CrimeRe: I Use Juju To Disappear After Stealing: Young Thieves Confesses (video/pics) by deanoffaculty: 8:15am On Jan 21, 2025
Biznesworld:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvxZAbfOtc4


These five boys of below 15 years, confessed to stealing phones, motorcycles, and more. They confessed to stealing from many people. They took things that weren't theirs.

One of the boys even confess to using juju and witchcraft power to steal and disappear.

The boy said he got it from his brother . That anytime he says those words, he could vanish into thin air.

Now, the boys are truly sorry. They promise not to steal again. But these acts is bad for young boys of these age.
"Now, the boys are truly sorry. They promise not to steal again. But these acts is bad for young boys of these age"

These boys had already chosen a path to follow in life. There's nothing like "the boys are truly sorry".....these guys will steal over and over again and later graduated to killing people.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Trump Signs Executive Order To End U.S. Birthright Citizenship by deanoffaculty: 8:03am On Jan 21, 2025
RealLordZeus:
No more running to US to give birth

Tor
Side chicks will not like this....if you know, you know!!
😂 😂

Foreign AffairsRe: President Trump Signs Executive Order Withdrawing From WHO & Paris Climate Deal by deanoffaculty: 7:18am On Jan 21, 2025
Tareq1105:
Something must be wrong with the funding of WHO especially during COVID.

It's like US was hugely responsible for funding the nonsense deliberately inflicted Chinese virus.
You gerrit! 👍
Foreign AffairsRe: President Trump Signs Executive Order Withdrawing From WHO & Paris Climate Deal by deanoffaculty: 7:15am On Jan 21, 2025
topia:
He didn't even waste a day to settle in office.
There must be something he know that we don't know about WHO
I think one of those reasons is that U.S.A. is not benefiting from W.H.O. and they make huge contributions. The United States health care system and management is one of the best in the world. During COVID-19 menace, WHO focused on other countries in Europe Asia,etc and ignored U.S.A.
U.S.A will be fine without WHO.
As for me, I feel there's no need of putting money in where you will reap nothing.
CareerRe: For Those Earning Over ₦1,000,000 Monthly, What Do You Do To Secure Such Income? by deanoffaculty: 10:51am On Jan 20, 2025
Sapeleboy911:
Don't doubt there are people earning over 1m here. Even with Astropay's shitty exchange rate of $1475 - $1, A million naira is just around $678. For me, I earn mine from social media accounts selling and smart sports betting. I've seen people (although not Nigerians) making over $40k yearly just from selling social media accounts or doing smart betting. The major setback is that you are at the mercy of the greedy bookmakers, and rogue social media managements. I can make over 2m in 30 days, with a single 1xbet account, but will 1xbet allow me? The answer remains NO
You don high on meth 😂😂😂😂😂.
So you dey build on gambling as your source of wealth?

Forum GamesRe: Will You Spin This If Given The Opportunity? by deanoffaculty: 10:45am On Jan 20, 2025
Phoenix990:
I no say my igbo brothers go risk am we too get mind grin
I will spin it in this life and next.....
Something must kill a man. Afterall life itself is about taking risk!
CrimeMuch Ado On Timilehin Ajayi, The Pro Butcherer! by deanoffaculty(op): 9:10am On Jan 18, 2025
I am currently watching on YouTube "Brekete Family". This Ahmed Musa live program.

This TIMILEYIN AJAYI guy is a professional butcherer!
According to the expository interview granted from the family(the victims uncle, her sister, her mom...), he has a bench and series of tools he uses. The worst part is that , he ripped off her flesh and separated bones from the meat. Me sef Neva see this kain thing before!
The only thing on ground is the lady's head and flesh inside polythene bags. He washed off the blood in his room and packaged the remains kilo by kilo. Even the cloth the lady wore that very day was not stained with blood, that suggests he might have sedated the lady, raped her before removing her clothes for butchering.

In contrary to what someone said on Twitter (X) that the guy is not mentally stable, the guy is mentally okay.....very okay!

TIMILEYIN AJAYI is a professional killer!

The way this generation is going.......we are all sitting and sleeping on a dynamite.

CrimeRe: Nigerian Rapist Who Attacked Woman In The UK Is Arrested(pic) by deanoffaculty: 5:48am On Jan 18, 2025
Newlymarried:
https://www.facebook.com/share/1BYr7Fcy3c/
The guy who beheaded a lady's head in Abuja is TIMILEYIN.....this rapist guy again in TIMILEYIN.
Something is not right with that name.
BusinessRe: Giving 4M Back To Nairaland As I Clock 40 Years Of Age This Year by deanoffaculty: 1:50pm On Jan 16, 2025
skybeginner:
Nairaland has continued to bless me for over a decade and counting in ways beyond expression which has translated into mega jobs, investment opportunities and opportunities to birth abroad- just to mention a few. Oh! I forgot to add, I met my darling spouse here on Nairaland in 2014 and our marriage is over a decade and counting kiss Sorry to digress off point lipsrsealed

So to the discourse of this thread, This year, I will be forty years of age; looking back at how far I have come, my heart is filled with so much gratitude and I really want to give to this community, my own first ever CSR for the opportunities I have enjoyed from here.

I have two cohorts for the CSR. The first cohort is for small businesses. The second cohort is for those interested in being equipped with corporate skills for the work place that makes your CV stand a good chance for being the employer's choice after interviews. I'll share more details about that in the Career Section much later.

For now, the Business community here would be enjoying the largesse-for those that are interested.

40 people will be given the opportunity to boost their businesses with one hundred thousand naira worth of products- given to you FREE of CHARGE, with little or no stress. The only thing is for you to prove that you are in business, or want to be in business using the leverage of this opportunity.

If you are interested, you are free to indicate interest here.

The call for proposal opens tomorrow by 9 a.m. WAT and closes immediately we reach the targeted number-40. It's on first come, first served basis.

Until then, take good care of yourselves and businesses smiley
Happy birthday!! LLNP...
PetsRe: Los Angeles Fire: Family Saves 100-year-old Huge Pet Tortoise (pics/video) by deanoffaculty: 1:37pm On Jan 16, 2025
tobtap:
Tortoise go just dey do slow-mo n live to 200 years... Maybe we shud study Dem beta .. ire ooo
This life no balance!
Tortoise wey dey waka slowly dey live up to 200years.......dog wey dey ran up and down no dey reach 30years.
HealthRe: Handsome Man Commits Suicide After Video Of Him Masturbating Goes Viral (Photos) by deanoffaculty: 8:07pm On Jan 15, 2025
GistMedia0:
Tempe, Arizona – A 27-year-old man, Nautica Malone, tragically took his own life after a video of him engaging in public indecency at a Bikini Bean coffee shop went viral. shocked

In the footage, Bikini Bean staff confronted Malone after noticing he was partially unclothed in his car. The staff asked him to leave, calling his behavior “unacceptable.” Malone quickly drove away.

Social media users identified Malone from the video, which led to online backlash. A day later, his wife, Tori Malone, confirmed he had died by suicide. shocked


He was married and had a newborn baby, making his actions all the more surprising and difficult to understand. cry


https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/nautica-malone-27-commited-suicide-after-his-semi-naked-viral-video-surfaced-in-arizona.5815955/
This guy na Bleep up pesin!

Come to Nigeria, masturbate in public......you can even become the Governor of your state.
😂 😂

#LowSelfEsteem
Forum GamesRe: Build Your Ideal Woman With ₦1000 by deanoffaculty: 8:01pm On Jan 15, 2025
DestinedForGrea:
Guys, let's play a little simulation game. Build your ideal woman with ₦1000, with the following attributes.

Let's go! 😄
Big breast #500
Godly #300
Good cook #200

Na that big breast sweet me pass.

PoliticsRe: Gunmen Shoot Two People As Osun Communities Renew Hostility by deanoffaculty: 9:17am On Jan 15, 2025
PresidObi:
2. Governor Adeleke is not doing anything to end insecurity upon all the security votes he has been collecting

3. Tinubu continues to keep silent, he cannot condemn this evil act now because it happened in his region.

4. People should condemn evil, and fish out the perpetrators who are among the populace. So that the group they pampered will not come back to swallow them.
What do you expect from "Michael Jackson" governor? Na only dance and party jamz dey Adeleke head.

HealthRe: How Craze For Marathon Sex Sends Men From Pleasure Beds To Early Graves by deanoffaculty: 2:04pm On Jan 12, 2025
GanagiBitrus:
No dey do pass yourself - no trophy for it.
I'm telling you!
HealthRe: How Craze For Marathon Sex Sends Men From Pleasure Beds To Early Graves by deanoffaculty: 1:59pm On Jan 12, 2025
Sex is not Federal civil service Employment! Don't overrate it! Just do it, enjoy it and rest. It's sweeter and more enjoyable when you are married.

Don't listen to "harder, harder, ouch ouch aww ummm uhmmm ...". If you kpai, the same lady shouting "harder" will still open kpekus to other men. Don't kill yasef!

CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arrests Killers Of Uber, Bolt Drivers, Lose Three Officers by deanoffaculty: 1:48pm On Jan 12, 2025
Curious345:
https://thesun.ng/lagos-police-bust-killers-of-uber-bolt-drivers-lose-three-officers/?amp
These guys should just face firing squad. They are not good for the society. Their existence is more dangerous than COVID -19.

I pray they will not be swapped in prison with innocent persons. Nigeria police can be funny at times. These covering of their faces means something and it's pregnant with ulterior motive by Nigeria police. If you know, you know!

RomanceRe: Husband Divorces Wife After She Jumped On Stage To Kiss A Celebrity: Video by deanoffaculty: 8:23pm On Jan 11, 2025
That gender in skirt.......hmmmm.
I'm not surprised.

CelebritiesRe: Why I Almost Got Sacked As “who Wants To Be A Millionaire” Host – Frank Edoho by deanoffaculty: 9:11am On Jan 08, 2025
temitope27:
my parents had a successful marriage, and they are not rich
Congratulations to them! 👍 👍
I was not emphasizing on the "money" thing. Wealth is not even a pivot to successful marriage. Either rich or not, financial capability
is very important no matter how small. Money to meet basic family needs is what I meant......not those Millions and Billions.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Almost Got Sacked As “who Wants To Be A Millionaire” Host – Frank Edoho by deanoffaculty: 9:00am On Jan 08, 2025
temitope27:
Marrying wrongly is a disease
Even if you marry rightly, his/her character changes with time all of a sudden.
Marriage is sweet and complicated at the same time.
The most important thing to pray for is uncommon understanding between spouses, patience and money to run a successful marriage.
CrimeRe: Man Who Bought ₦58,000 Fuel & Sped Off Without Paying Caught & Detained In Ekiti by deanoffaculty: 9:12am On Jan 07, 2025
Glimpsetv:
A man who fled without paying after purchasing fuel valued at over ₦58,000 has been apprehended and is now in police custody.

The individual, identified as Abilomu Adedoyin, was captured on video speeding off from the fueling station after the transaction.

IMPORTANT: The vehicle he used was purchased in 2023, but the registration details, including the plate number, remain under the name of the previous owner.

Previously: https://www.nairaland.com/8309413/ekiti-filling-station-shares-cctv
Werey! 😂 😂....
Na by force to drive car? If you no get fuel, park your car.
Now you don become soft copy. 😂
CultureRe: Zulu King Files For Divorce, To Wed Third Wife by deanoffaculty: 9:01pm On Jan 05, 2025
SalamRushdie:
The only thing I ever hear about Zulu kings is marriage marriage marriage
The man na werey 😂😂😂😂....

Music/RadioRe: Burna Boy Left The Stage At The Greater Lagos After A Fan Jumped On Stage (video by deanoffaculty: 6:31pm On Jan 01, 2025
samnet123:
THIS IS THE FULL CLIP OF THE MOMENT BURNA BOY LEFT THE STAGE AT THE GREATER LAGOS.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Ihf3PBE6o?si=lDu0lkBRoZcrJAwj
Burna boy is becoming proud these days.

This guy go soon crash.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Accommodate Me by deanoffaculty: 12:09pm On Dec 29, 2024
PerfectStranger:
Can i get a selfcon for 150k in those said areas?
Or can i get an apartment in kubwa for 150k?
You can get for 150k at Kabusa, Gbuduwyi, Galadimawa, Dutse,...but .....but.....but..... it's not gonna be funny. You will have to share bathroom, toilet and kitchen .
You na big man, I just dey think if you fit cope with that kain level.

You can get a better one starting from 200k, 250k, 270k, 300k and on.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Accommodate Me by deanoffaculty: 12:53pm On Dec 27, 2024
sambright2012:
Good morning good friends of nairaland and compliments of the season, please I have try not to bring this online but I am loosing it already,

I got a job to resume in Abuja this January but up till now all my effort to secure a place is not successful, I have no where to stay,

I am seeking assistant from any one who can accommodate me for just January alone, pls it’s a tight situation here,
Where is the location of your new place of work?
How much do you have presently for accommodation?

These two questions are very important.
For instance, you can't be working in central Area and you're staying at kubwa. It's a whole long distance. Tfare will axe your monthly pay.

If you are within Abuja, you can still get affordable accomodations around Apo resettlements, Kabusa, Apo mechanic axis, Lugbe(most especially Tunduwada area), Galadimawa, etc.

I might give you a number to contact anyways.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi's Son, John, Leads Worship At Deeper Life Crusade (Video) by deanoffaculty: 1:06pm On Dec 26, 2024
G0Oodharddick:
What's so special about pastor kumuyi's son leading worship in his Father's business empire?

How exactly is this news?

I remember two deeper life babes wey I knack. Very nice and fresh kpekpus

CrimeRe: Minnesota Oyinbo Woman Pleads Guilty To $9 Million Wire Fraud Scheme by deanoffaculty: 5:01pm On Dec 25, 2024
FoodRe: Various Prices Of Christmas Chicken In Kaduna (video/pictures) by deanoffaculty: 9:06am On Dec 24, 2024
LocalFARMERS:
There is Chicken of 8k, 10k, 12k, 13k, 15k, 17k, 20k. The highest is 24k. The 24k Chicken are so big that, they can not stand or walk
Lasgidi chicken starts from 15k. You can't even get for 8k, except for local fowl.

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