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CrimeRe: 26-year-old Lady Died In Bangladesh With No One To Claim Her Body by deanoffaculty: 2:34pm On Dec 22, 2024
wittyt98:
Bangladesh of all places huh huh as a Nigerian,wetin you dey find for that kind poverty stricken country?? Nigeria is tough at the moment and people are looking for opportunities but seeking life changing opportunities in Bangladesh? that's a terrible decision
I'm telling you.
There are some countries I can't go even if you put gun on my head.
RomanceRe: Gen-Z Mom Gives Little Daughter Vibrator As Microphone To Sing (Disturbing) by deanoffaculty: 2:30pm On Dec 22, 2024
Gistmedia10:
Is it morally right for a mother to use an adult device like a vibrator as a microphone for her young daughter's singing performance, or is it simply a harmless act of creative fun? shocked
Hmmm
PoliticsRe: Customs Sells Petrol In Seized Tanker At ₦‎630/Litre In Ibadan by deanoffaculty: 2:00pm On Dec 22, 2024
vanbonattel:
Cussstoms is still more corrupt than the people smuggling petrol.
True! But they did a great job on this one.
RomanceRe: Yahoo Boy Sprays Cash On Girlfriend While Her Mom Packs The Money (Photos) by deanoffaculty: 7:39pm On Dec 17, 2024
saviourGeorge:
Like mother like daughter
The guy will first use the mother for "renewal" and later user the daughter.
Only Legends can relate.
RomanceRe: Why Many Women Will Marry In 2025 – Lady Opines by deanoffaculty: 9:36pm On Dec 11, 2024
AngelicDamsel:
Some marriages grin grin grin
This is funny.....
😂 😂 😂

CrimeRe: Abia Tricycle Rider Returns Lost Bag Containing ₦470,000, Laptop, Others (Video) by deanoffaculty: 8:24pm On Dec 10, 2024
hoeminique:
N470k is nothing to an Igbo man unlike some people that mine skulls for N20k
Calm down na.....why your blood dey hot?
It's about good deed and not tribalism.

Grow up!!
PoliticsRe: Seun Kuti Reacts To Dele Farotimi's Arrest & Handcuff In Court by deanoffaculty: 7:21am On Dec 10, 2024
dumahi:
Is it actually right to handcuff someone who has not been convicted if the person is not attempting to resist arrest? By my level of legal awareness, my answer is no. Or, who has a different view on this?
Exactly thesame question I have been asking myself.

This man is not even a convict.
Even those who ruined this country and were arrested....e.g. Emiefele was not handcuffed in court.
The truth is: the judicial system has lost value!
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africans Call For Ramaphosa’s Resignation Over 5-year Visa For Nigerians by deanoffaculty: 10:55am On Dec 08, 2024
DrMrsAdeniran:
Sad Africa will never disappoint.
I'm telling you...
I've been wondering the kind of spirit that possessed them these days..... Most especially when it comes to Nigerians discuss.
Foreign AffairsRe: 'All Hell To Pay': Trump's threat to Hamas To Release Hostages Before 20 Jan. by deanoffaculty: 8:45am On Dec 03, 2024
adebowales:
isn’t it shameful that despite the munitions and intelligence mossad and idf posses, they still can’t get their hostages freed from hamas which is just a neighbor to isreal? There is nothing, trump will do differently than what is happening right now, the hostages are not going to be freed violently. Hamas demand a swap of the hostages with the Palestinians held in your captivity, I thought that was peaceful from the beginning until natanayahu decides to use force and till this moment still can’t achieve its aim. Shameful
Bruh when it comes to hostage release, there is what we called "Rules of Engagement". Ask any military personnel and they will explain to you.
Why do you think Chibok girls are still there and other people who were kidnapped? Funny enough Hamas action was planned and they put all security measures to guard the hostages more than the war.
MOSSAD and IDF value the lives of the hostages and that's why they can't engage irrationally or anyhow.
Nentayahu stylishly mentioned it the other day like they know where those hostages are in Gaza but if they engage, Hamas will waste them or might waste them.....no room to take any chance!

My brother hostage situation no be small thing oo......
FamilyRe: Do You Remember This Electric Boiler by deanoffaculty: 8:14am On Dec 03, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
The shock wey diz thing shock me back then for poly,e still dey affect my nyash once in a while up till now angry
😂 😂 😂
Electric boiler and electric cooker ....which one shock pass?
😂

HealthRe: Man Kills Self In Ogun Apartment by deanoffaculty: 8:42am On Dec 01, 2024
post=133107558:
Source: https://punchng.com/man-kills-self-in-ogun-apartment/
Man wey kill himself na minus one......
Na this woman face I dey look.
I appreciate God's beauty upon her life.
😂 😂 😂

Science/TechnologyRe: What Is The Worst Thing Humans Have Ever Invented? by deanoffaculty: 10:09am On Nov 25, 2024
LeeSmart:
What's is that thing humans shouldn't have invented?
For me it's Guns.
There is no logical reasons as to why they (humans) invented it.
AK 47 riffle
NYSCRe: FG Lifts Ban, Corpers Now Eligible To Serve In Banks, Others by deanoffaculty: 9:50pm On Nov 19, 2024
oluseyiforjesus:
Female copper ise yaaa
5 minutes silence to all kpekus that will serve their country in banks with all diligence.
FamilyRe: 15 Years In Abusive Relationship With A Beast Has Cost Me My Left Eye(pics) by deanoffaculty:
Newlymarried:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/15c2nqrwbW/
You saw those red flags before embarking on the journey but you ignored. Shawarma and dick literally blocked your brain.
For 15years you stayed for whatever reason....are you kidding?
You even mentioned "his ex wives"..... madam were you hypnotized?
I will not be sentimental or emotional here cos of your swollen eye and marks.
Something is not right somewhere.
I always tell people: Don't see relationship or marriage as a civil service job that you get promotion. If you notice cracks from the foundation of the wall, don't try to fix it.......RUN!!!
Love is blind! ...now your left eye is partially blind.

FamilyRe: If Your Child Looks Exactly Like You, Will You Do DNA? by deanoffaculty: 10:56am On Nov 14, 2024
atoliman:
If your children looks exactly like you or your sister , brother , mum , dad or relative. Will you do a DNA to confirm ?
I will still do DNA test. Do you know why? I and my elder brother looks exactly thesame except that he is taller than me.
What if my bros don follow back enter the hole? I no trust anybody. Things dey happen for inside life.
EducationRe: Eniola Shokunbi Invents Air Filter, Gets $11.5M Funding From USA Gov’t by deanoffaculty: 9:49am On Nov 14, 2024
PulaPower:
Nice one..

Sabi girl with functioning brain..
Exactly!!
Unlike those ones wey wig don block Dem brain......

PoliticsRe: Bullying: Enugu Governor, Peter Mbah Orders Arrest, Prosecution Of FGC Students by deanoffaculty: 8:15am On Nov 14, 2024
post=132866960:
Very Good Development 👍

Serves them right.
That is how they graduate to become cultists and terrorists.
You can see the traits of terrorists in them already.
These are the ones waking up their parents with bicycle kicks in their homes.
Uncultured tins.

Hope they will learn their lessons...........the hard way!
See as they are all beating and BULLYING the younger boy like an animal!!

All of us at MANNA : SAY NO TO BULLYING.
This "bicycle kicks" you mentioned made me remember those days I can do anything to play video games. Lui Kang used to be favourite character in Mortal Kombat and I like that kicks and his sound.
😂 😂 😂.....
TravelRe: Man Calls Out Peace Mass Transit After Bus Breaks Down In Benue (photos) by deanoffaculty: 8:26pm On Nov 11, 2024
Zonefree:
"A whole Peace Mass of all people"


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Na at this stage I go obtain the driver's phone and find another means to complete my journey.
As e dey hot! Going by the level of street OT.
HealthRe: Turkish Man Locked His Head In A Cage With The Intention Of Quitting Smoking by deanoffaculty: 7:48am On Nov 09, 2024
adioolayi:
Some insane addicted habits requires weird efforts to letting go ..


Well done to this man...he raised that bar.
Exactly!
Maybe there should be "kpekus" cage...and "Anaconda" cage for all those Abuja guys.

HealthRe: Batteries, Blades Among 56 Metal Objects Removed From Indian Boy's Stomach by deanoffaculty: 9:35pm On Nov 08, 2024
Kingdavid579:
Demonic
Nope! It's a medical condition and a disorder called PICA. You won't be surprised people with this disorder can swallow non-nutritional object twice the size of their index finger.

Imagine people like that swallow your car key......na me go do the surgery! 😂 😂 😂. Me wey I don kill fowl and goat wella.

Things dey happen among whites sha.

RomanceRe: Leaked Sextape: Baltasar Engonga Is Every Woman’s Dream – Actress Sarah Martins by deanoffaculty: 8:19am On Nov 08, 2024
emmabest2000:
Add her name on the list of those that won't make heaven grin
Okk boss!

PoliticsRe: Vigils: Evangelist Mike Bamiloye’s Son Slams Peter Obi Over His Comments by deanoffaculty: 8:34am On Nov 04, 2024
ClearFlair:
Peter Obi was completely right. A productive nation will not spend all their time praying. It is irrational, illogical and insane to suggest that people can jettison work and start living in church. That's not what the bible teaches us as Christians
Thesame churches Peter Obi was running to during his campaigns and after......
Sentiments apart, if Peter Obi had won the presidential election would he have made thesame comment?
Don't forget that prayers were raised in Churches for P.O. during pre-election activities. He made a tour on churches, mostly in Abuja.
Did Bible teach us to stylishly run campaigns in religious places like churches?
So na now Peter Obi know say "a productive nation will not spend time praying".
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu appoints Maj-Gen Olufemi Oluyede As Acting Chief of Army Staff by deanoffaculty: 10:16am On Oct 31, 2024
TooMuchStuff:
Woaoo.....

What of Lagbaja our COAS ..? Very Good Man 🦸‍♀️
Health related issues.....
RomanceRe: You Should Know This About Women. I Learnt This The Hard Way! by deanoffaculty: 3:32pm On Oct 27, 2024
Gideonski:
But seriously why are women like this? Let me tell you what I mean:
There's this girl that lives in the same compound as me that I guess she's around her late teenage years or possibly early twenties. She's a very wild girl and I suspected she's into hookup based on her careless dressing and men often dropping her off in their cars early in the morning after night outs. Her friendly nature made us to get along quickly as neighbours. One day she came to me to borrow money, and I innocently gave her. I waited for her to return the money but she never did, and when I asked her about it, she gave all types of silly excuses that made me realise that she didn't want to pay back.
The worst thing is that she would only come to me when she needed something either financially or in items of which I would give to her out of the sake of being just nice.
As time went on I started feeling stupid and used.
Even when her friend came over and started living with her, the friend started knocking my door to ask for stuff within a few weeks! She must have told her about "the nice guy who never says no!". One day I decided that enough was enough and I told them that I will not be borrowing them my stuff and they should buy whatever they need for themselves.
We didn't talk to each other like before but I liked it that way.
This made me realise something about women :
1. Women don't respect nice guys, they only pretend to like them because of what they get from them.
2. Any money you give to a woman is gone. 90% of them will never think of paying you back even when they have it. This is why most guys demand sex before rendering help to ladies. They believe the sex is the only thing tangible that can come out of it. Some sort of a collateral.
In all you do, learn how to say no to ladies that only take from you and never give. That is a parasitic relationship.
My neighbour banged the hell out of a lady that asked him for 2k. He knew she would never pay him back.
They might start to hate you when you stand your ground but it is better to be hated for saying NO than to be loved(If it is real) for being a FOOL.
Lemme flog your bumbum first .......
Giving that gender in skirt your money is like giving bananas to monkey. You can't get it back! 😂

CelebritiesRe: Portable Survives Assassination Attempt, Apprehends Attacker With Gun by deanoffaculty: 8:59am On Oct 24, 2024
Fineman2:
Who wants to kill portable
Don't believe portable. This looks staged.
Na all part of street runs.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Not Permitted To Debate Anything Said On The Floor Of Senate - Akpabio by deanoffaculty: 8:52am On Oct 24, 2024
trutharena:
Akpabio is making sense.
Which one did you smoke? Ogbomosho weed? Kaduna gum? Mushin mix?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Not Permitted To Debate Anything Said On The Floor Of Senate - Akpabio by deanoffaculty: 8:50am On Oct 24, 2024
blacknp:
Thief.
No mind that Akpabio......
Thesame Nigerians that has helped you in your political career are now thesame people you are running mouth on.

The truth is: All politicians are thesame! Don't kill yourself because of politics.
PoliticsRe: NSCDC Patrols Anambra Streets As IPOB Sit-At-Home Enters Day Two by deanoffaculty: 8:26am On Oct 23, 2024
EmekaA125:
Foolish people.

The people of SE are with IPOB and Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.
This is serious..
Anambra state is the heartbeat of SE. Full of educated and exposed indigenes. I see no reason why they can't kick against this "sit-at-home" thing. A coward called Ekpa is enjoying himself inside AC in good economy and environment, now giving stupid orders on restriction of movement for the good people of Anambra. Nigeria is hard and he is still making things harder on them. For instance I have families there and they are not finding it funny because of this nonsense "sit-at-home".
Don't let anybody be deceived: this is not the legacy Ojukwu left for Biafra. Simon and his groups has lost the sense of purpose.
Come to think of it, Simon Ekpa is not the one feeding the whole of SE.

At times I wonder if this is foolishness to embrace in SE or everyone is scared to stand their ground.

God bless Nigeria!
God bless all Geo-political zones!
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears As Her Boyfriend Proposes To Her In Port Harcourt by deanoffaculty: 1:58pm On Oct 11, 2024
Zonefree:
No, it's a dramatic move.

Women are naturally dramatic.

Why the tears? What was she expecting from the relationship? A 32 inches plasma Television? undecided

CelebritiesRe: Cissy Houston, Grammy Winner And Mother Of Whitney Houston Dies At 91 by deanoffaculty: 10:09am On Oct 09, 2024
God1000:
Whitney Houston’s mother, Cissy, has died aged 91. The late superstar’s singer mum was a two-time Grammy winner who performed alongside icons including Elvis Presley and Aretha Franklin.
Sadly the last one of them ....RIP.
Whitney Houston, her daughter and her mother are all gone! Three generations off the pitch!
Foreign AffairsRe: Chilpancingo Mayor, Alejandro Arcos, Beheaded By Mexican Cartel (Graphic Photos) by deanoffaculty: 10:06am On Oct 09, 2024
slimjohn2k5:
Fighting drugs in Mexico is a suicide mission
I'm telling you.
Those Mexican drug cartels are worse than deep blue sea.

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