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The first lady gave out 50k as grant obidiots called her out. Here is Peter Obi bragging about N10k 😂

Obi 10 kpa 😭 pic.twitter.com/6BaL31ZTF1

— High Chief Lawrence Igbins Okoro (@HighChiefOkoro) June 27, 2026

10k will buy a bag of rice and 2k change go remain

Sonnobax15:

Calm down.

No use because of banny wey you wan straff pack from your mama house.

A word is enough for an ex rapper.

live am body go tell am.

UnbiasTruth:
This is obviously a creative child. I smiled when I saw this drawing of a skeleton.

This is different from the usual longitudinal drawings we see in textbooks.
This student was told to draw again.

My feedback would have been:

"This is a beautiful drawing of a skeleton. A longitudinal drawing would have been appropriate for this subject."

What are your thoughts on the feedback below?

me I see that he put swag for the skeleton instead of the frighten normal way

I Dey suspect say MR borrowwe loaniator don borrow the money.

He is foolish. He would blamed Peter Obi and see how the APC lawyer vindicate him.

This actors are really going through a lot. I see them as big boys . It surprises me that they don’t have a house of there own.

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, go and buy Brighter Grammar to learn the difference between have and has

Don’t you think you also need that book?. Just wondering why you chose has over had.

Cyberterror:
If she collects the 1 million from fayose, it only shows that she is buyable at that price. Why will she collect any money at all if she doesn't believe there should be financial inducement for election participation?

i don’t know where u speak from, but from where I stand u are wrong. He is not giving her to make her vote for his preferred candidate or even vote anybody rather she is giving the money for not selling her vote so that is a payment for integrity.

Just fix Securty, electricity and good tertiary education and see Japa reduce by 40percent.

It is okay we all agree with u. Just hoping you change ur mind later when u see something else in another direction.

Powerbandooo:
You no get car na why
He is only driving within the neighbourhood

What do want to say about kolu that also drive

are u saying nobody can be hurt within the neighborhood ?.

ChizzyBuna:
There is a POS babe I have been toasting for 1 week. This morning I was in her shop toasting her when Taskforce people came and grab her POS signpost and seized it
Me personally didn't stand up only her stood up and confront them. They ended up tearing and destroying the signpost and I was just there sitting and did nothing.

Now I'm thinking if I should have acted and try restrain taskforce since I'm the guy toasting her to prove my masculinity
Or
Did I do the right thing. Buy sitting down and just watching them wreck her sign post

P.S
Her offence was that the post was on the road but it didn't look like it . Anyways did I do right or wrong by not reacting and staying calm

P.S again

See these white knights telling me to man up to 10 taskforce agberos only me??
If na one on one I'm capable but me against 10 hefty agberos. You dey craze??
This is a babe that told me she has a BF/fiance so me dey try play side nigga role chop and clean mouth. I no come this life to die for any banny

e good as u no do anything. As a big boy wah no Dey go work on Monday, just do another sign post for her. That is better than fighting. Bad as e be the sign will not be more than 15k

SecuritybriefNg:
Let's Discuss About This.

they are looking better there. Let them stay there. Nigeria prison is hell.

HacheNoire:
Where are they chanting. What location?

Can someone share where the protest is currently ongoing?

Do they have authorization from the police to do such or they took the laws into their hands?

Whey are they inconveniencing motorists and pedestrians? Why should a protest disrupt economic activities and serenity of the society.

The IG of police will have a lot of questions to answer. Some lots needs to be locked up for this act of terrorism.

u haven’t seen nothing yet. A real protest does not need any permission from anybody.

IronGalaxy:
Yes, we lost.. but what has changed for you?
Has your electricity start working 24/7
Has the insurgency stopped?

Im the one who will go to bed with a heater on

what do we need heater for?

Bluna:
We are all disappointed in this current government. But that's not even my worry. If we should vote them out, who and who are we voting to replace them? Don't mention Obi and Atiku please. You can't use fire to quench fire.

.. this has been my biggest worry

I suggest we allow expatriates to run this country

even if u think Atiku or Obi is not good enough, but voting Tinubu out will send a message to anybody coming in. Knowing that he or she can be booted out if he didn’t perform well. I can also assure u that security issues will be address by Obi.

MarketDispatch:
DSS, Police, Military should invite the recipient of the money.
Questions CBN, DSS, need to start asking Opay, Moniepoint, palmpay and all those other digital banks. Which account did they transfer the money from to do giveaway, who registered the account, what is the kyC on that account, which email was used to open that account, which location did the transaction originate from, so many questions that need answers.

Ministry of Communication should invite Tiktok to provide live location of the live stream etc .

those guys can make their captive transfer the money randomly as they can not get it from them directly.

bjfred:
First, I hear you. Double dating feels like “soft life” at first... until your brain starts doing maths at 2am. You’re not a villain for feeling attracted to two people. You’re just human. The crisis starts when you know _they_ don’t know about each other.

*1. Let’s call the red flags by name*
*Success:* Quiet + you’ve never seen her angry = mystery, not a red flag yet. But “never seen angry” also means “never seen how she handles conflict”. That’s the real test of relationships. Books + no TikTok = deep, but quiet people can also bottle stuff till it explodes.

*Mmasi:* Cheerful giver + big energy = fun, light, easy. But TikTok shaking + 1-word replies at start = she was testing if you’ll chase. Now she’s adding fire because competition came. Question: Is she into _you_, or into _winning you_?

Both have pros/cons. No perfect woman exists. The question is: which “flaw” can you live with for 5 years?

*2. The hard truth about “I want the two”*
Society frowns for a reason: 3 people can’t build 1 relationship. Someone will get hurt. Right now it’s fun because it’s secret + new. But when Success finds out, or Mmasi sees her TikTok duet with another guy, or both demand “where are we going?”... that’s when the crisis becomes a war.

You can’t marry two. You can’t build trust with two. You’ll end up with zero. I’ve seen this movie too many times.

*3. 3 questions to ask yourself tonight, alone:*
1. *If I must introduce one to my family tomorrow, who comes to mind first?* That first name = your gut already chose.
2. *Who do I respect more when I’m stressed, broke, or sick?* Cute face + bunda is 10pm energy. Character is 3am fever energy.
3. *Am I dating them, or dating the idea of “not missing out”?* FOMO makes us collect people like sneakers.

*4. What to do next - 2 options, no middle ground:*

*Option A: Choose and commit*
Spend 2 weeks with just one. Delete the other’s number for 14 days. No “let me keep both as options”. At end of 2 weeks your heart will be clear. Then end things with the other one _kindly but firmly_. “You deserve someone who can give you 100%, and right now I can’t. I respect you too much to lie.” Yes it’ll hurt. But less than a scandal later.

Option B: Stay single for 3 months*
Tell both: “I like you, but I’m not ready to date anyone properly. I need to sort my head.” If they’re real, they’ll wait or move on. If they leave, they were only here for the chase. Either way, you win clarity.

Option C does not exist:* “Manage both secretly”. That’s borrowing trouble with interest.

Bro, “adult life crisis” is just code for “time to grow up”. The man you want to become in 5 years won’t be proud of playing two women. He’ll be proud of choosing with courage.

So tell me honestly: If Success and Mmasi swapped faces/bodies, but kept their character... who would you pick then? Character over packaging.

this small question, u don write almost 3 pages. I hope u can do same in exams.

Blizzy300:
Hey guys I need advise

I'm going through adult life relationships crisis

For the first time in life I'm double dating

First one - Success insanely cute, chocolate, tall with killer slim fit shape, smart, reads alot of books, does not do tiktok understands my jokes intelligent

Redflag: she's very quiet and I have not seen what's she's like when she's angry.

She's really into me

Second one - Mmasi, very fair with good face card, always smiling, a cheerful giver, (the first day we met, she paid the bill)
Gists alot

She has big bunda ( like that type that makes you turn twice)

Sadly She shakes it on Tiktok 😞(not the seductive type) but still.

At first I wanted to run because she was given me 1 word responses but when she saw I drew back she added fire.

That's the period success came in

Now I'm in the middle of this quagmire

I want the two but unfortunately the society frowns at.

What do I do at these point.

as a pastor I don’t know what to advice u right now, but in those days, I will hold on to two of them, one will naturally slip away. But make sure ur relationship is pure chastity.

That look to me like foreign paracetamol .

Obaofaba:
This is not the best way to go about this.

Even if the guy is a terrorist, he will win them with this crude approach and might demand compensation for damages.

Which law prohibit people from owning cash less than 5 million?

But because he's a Fulani man we want to twist the law.

maybe u should go and read Nigeria law of carrying money. The state u need a bullion van to move with 100k

This why some particular tribe can do anything to make sure their child marry a big boy.
If she is the same person, my heart bleed for many people Nigeria had turn to another person.
I can wait for grandma to come back to the village meeting and pepper mama Ngozi who thinks her son Emeka in main market is the all and all. .

Honestly they have some things in common. They should interrogate him properly before handing over to the police.

Abeg can someone help understand what drone because the drone I know is what they are buying, I don think it require announcement.

Rebuke:
Very soon, una go say the 40 school children and teachers abducted in Oyo is a skit 🤡🤡🤡

this look more like a skid to me too. Who video a child crying towards you?. They start the video even before she enter the gate

Rebuke:
Very soon, una go say the 40 school children and teachers abducted in Oyo is a skit 🤡🤡🤡

im not in support of bad situation in Nigeria but the video looks more like acting. Who start to video immediately u see some one crying and timing towards you. You can also see that the camera followed her. If is real they won’t capture her from the gate.

Privateworld:
I did traditional marriage may 2024 and this month makes it two years now. My main issue is my wife hasnt put to bed and i dont have patience anymore. I want a child and i dont want to be disrespectful by having an affair while been in marriage. I want to return her bride price and look for someone else.

I need advice on the how to go about the process of returning bride price. She is a calabar girl and I'm from Adamawa .

first u don’t return bride price as husband, u collect.
If u want collect ur bride price, you have to call all the people that were present on the day of marriage hire canopies cook the same way u did during the wedding, then the same way u paid it, you collect.

89 or 99% of us does not even know what is, let alone giving u the cost.

Kemetian:
TINUBU IS 1000 TIMES MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOUR BREWERY BUILDER WHO WAS ROUNDLY CONDEMNED AS "USELESS" WHEN HE WAS GOVERNOR OF ANAMBRA.

NOBODY CALLED TINUBU USELESS AS LAGOS STATE GOVERNOR.

QUITE THE OPPOSITE.

WHICH IS WHY YOUR BREWERY BUILDER LIVES IN LAGOS TILL TOMORROW.

Nobody called him useless because he govern useless people and majorly asss lickers so they can’t see anything.

See my president talking!!!! No wonder I have been buying diesel for 2
N2000. The Annoying thing is that I have to start my factory at his regime.

ThompsonJoo:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/full-list-identities-of-abducted-oyo-school-teachers-students/amp/

Source

I’M not angry that the government is not doing much about this whole thing, I’m angry that things like this is happening in this country and the Nigeria union of student, Nigeria union of teachers, Labour union all are quite. In sane society all school would had been shut down till the government proffer a permanent solution to this menace.

CodeTemplar:
Tinubu should appoint this madam as food consultant to help poor homes prepare meals.

this can only happen where they stay. My wife was not around, I say make I fry small egg, i no see pepper i gave my girl #200 to buy pepper she came and told me they don’t sale pepper for 200 it has to be from 500 upward.