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adukslizz:
Men and their insatiable desire...

*Eyes you terribly then picks up mic*

I don't blame you. You have NO IDEA how hard it is to be a man with all the TESTOSTERONE running in our veins.

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laksmi:
[color=#770077][/color]is nt wrong 4 a lady or a guy 2 invite his or Exs 2 dia wedding. I will say if d guy doesn't value d lady am very sure dat new guy will surely value her cos wat d new guy saw in d lady's body d old one might nt c it or I say d old one might b type dat likes flirting around wit ladies nd d lady might not like it at all vice versa....

*Reads post first time, second time and third time*

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Okay babe, i give up! You nor sabi explain point at all.

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biancanarian:
The post is too long jor

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But of course! To all the LAZY minds out there.

Mtscheew!

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goldentrench:
U dey vex oooo

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Nah bro. Just keeping shii real dasall!

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Leriebloom:
Looking back, 10 years ago i lost my dad and his relatives claimed all his properties in Delta state leaving the house he was building in Lagos. God blessed me with an angel as a mother. Even if we were left penniless she fought for us to have a place to sleep. She sold a plot from the land in lagos and used the remaining money to complete the houz and further my elder brother to the university. She made sure my younger brothers and i went to a good private school. She worked from day to night to make sure we had everything. God blessed me with an industrious woman as a mother, she saw that the duplex my father had been building was too big for just us, so she divided the house into six different apartment. She furthered my education to the uni and i could say i never lacked anything and i never had to ask for anything. Early last year she sued my dad's relatives to court and after so much stress the properties were handed back over to us. I am proud to say that i am a graduate at age 21. God has done so much for me that i am grateful for. I am grateful for this life he has given me, for adding another year to my existence, it is all by his doing.

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Yeah yeah YEAH! Cool story. So those of us wey no kon get relative to sue now, make we do wetin?

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Daughterzion:
who would that be?

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Er..OP nor vex but someone waaaayyy sexier than you. You resemble korrect Deeper Life member. Lolz...

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Mariamoyiza:
Are you attracted to a person cause of looks or brains

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Oh it's gotta be both for me. A sexy body is not enough for me to experience an Orgasm.

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Europija:
Hello all ..I have been with my bf for 5 years and he was really broke n had alot stress...he hit me once in my face n threw me out of house in middle of night...should i forgive him??

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Hmmn..He was really broke? HE HAD A LOT OF STRESS?? Yet you deliberately refused to tell us how you provoked him into his actions. Mtscheew!

If you get sense better glue yourself to him o! Strong, Sane men are scarce these days.

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yusufadebayo02:
Imagine you just got a new job and your salary is ₦850,000 monthly but your New Boss insults you too much and call you all sought of names…. You can Imagine!
What would you do?

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Huh? ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME??

850K? Abeg how many companies pay that much these days?

Anyway, lemme show you how it works. See ehn?

Salary - N850,000.00k per month or about N28,300.00K a day (Assuming he punishes me by working every facking day)

Cost of Special Shisha per day - N400

Cost of Fresh Strawberry Flavoured Yoghurt per day - N1000

Cost of quality time at The Cave night club per day - N8,000

COST TOTAL - N9,400.00K

Now Salaray per day minus Cost Total - N28,300 - N9,400 = .......*drum roll* I AM N18,900.00K RICHER EVERY FACKING DAY.

Abeg i need this kind of job.

GIVE IT TO ME!

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obontami:
The person had to be miss_stella

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Er..Do forgive me but i really can't make a pick now. I am quite UNFAMILIAR with the broads here.

If there exist very slim but curvy, stoners here, do signify yourself so i can choose. Lolz..

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Dear OP,

Your post reeks of wisdom and I must commend you for that.

Many folks fail to realise that NOT EVERY woman can be Married in her lifetime. The Norms, Societal Values and Culture of mankind have evolved over time. Unfortunately, we are so backward in our thoughts that we fail to read and EMPOWER our minds.

God made man in HIS own image. Am i correct? Okay thank you. Now long, long ago, there were no Homosexuals, Lesbians, Transgenders etc. Women were usually given out in marriage with many recording UNHAPPY EVER AFTERS. Now we have more women than men yet women DEMAND commitment. PLEASE WHERE ART THY COMMON SENSE?

Wo! OP, God bless you again for this write-up joor!

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