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wats the price of the car??
and the contact phone number or address

guy,wat do u say abt 700?
i called but u did not pick ur phone

im offreing 700k for the car.
its nigerian used and will need some body work.
how do i inspect it cos u said its in Uyo and im in lagos.
any plans to bring it down here cos it would br difficult for prospective customers to come over
there and see it.
reply soon

for latest info on world championships

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Lol. Nice1. How u take know? But are they not all the same? Anyway my Girlfriend is the best thing that has happened to me. Surprisingly, she is in Unilag, and she is totally unlike what I described earlier. You can ask her how seductive I am. lol.

I was just talking from a general point of view. But come to think of it, if all ladies were like my sweetheart, this thread wouldn't exist. Lol. please don't hate.

guy,i schooled in Unilag.never vouch for any woman.
she is only urs when she's with u.

ass 'n'all should go and buy Mark Fish,Andy Cole
sack Ass Player and get Stephen Keshi as their new coach
then and only then will they have a good chance of getting back into top contention for this
seasons league title

this thing is not peculiar to Unilga girls alone,
to be on the conservative side,75% of all girls in higher institutions are into the same "runs " business.
from ibadan to Abuja,port harcourt to kano,Uniben to Unical,
all these girls are just the same.
just that we saw these ones yarning trash on screen.
their colleagues in other schools do worse.
have u been to a nightclub in Ibadan called "Option 24"?
most of the strip and pole dancers there are Undergrads and
there are similar places all over Nigeria where this girls go ply their trade.
na only God go help person marry wife
after all the rubbish wey the supposed future wife don do for school.

this sounds like tumfulu

@ poster,
guy ,no gawk urself,na christmas dey come sooo.
na 5000 dollars no be naira ooo.
if u like go do mumu tell bank manager,
na tokunbo car u want buy for the manager wife so.
be smart,no dulling

@ eno,
ive sent u mail,
pls reply.
thanks

get there and they ask ur age.
tell them the truth.
u never know when God wants to do a miracle in ur life.
this may just be ur testimony.
all the best

hello chessguru,
id like to play u.
where can we meet.
look forward to ur reply.
thanks

@ diehard
what is the name of the organisation that offers the NEBOSH training??
where are they located in Nigeria.

@ loner
i've sent a mail to ur box.
pls reply ASAP

DeepZone:
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chei deepzone
u don finish me with laughter
how u take allow this kind thots dey enter ur head

hello chi
pls give me a breakdown on N1.2 million for 2 years.
pls send to debughu@yahoo.com.
id appreciate.
thanks

having watched obama play out his script very well to win the Elections
just like President David Palmer of 24(movies series)
do you there'd be any similar kind of coincidences?
is Jack Bauer gonna come into play??
just my thots.
can i hear urs

tonye-t:
how do you know a cold HI from a hot HI ehn?, they say some people no de know say them get smelling mouth, you just can't tell babie, u can't tell,

ROFL

the three ladies i've dated all died mysteriously two weeks to our scheduled wedding dates

hello n'landers.
pls i need help.
everytime i eat a heavy meal,i feel some burning sensation on the right side of my body that lasts
all night and disappears in the morning.sometimes its as if something is pushing my ribcage.
can anyone help out.
thanks

hello chi
pls send me a monthly breakdown for N million for a 2 year tenor to
debughu@yahoo.com
im waiting.thanks

pls sista woman,
is there an extension of Aromental home in Boston?
cos i think the poster left without completing full medication.
if to say him dey for naija,
we for know where to take am to.

guy
no fall mugu again ooo
stop sending money to her cos obviously ,
she loves ur money and doesnt love ur person

hello nairalanders,
pls help me take a decision on this issue.
i attended a series of interviews in
very early in the year in
a Multinational firm in lagos
and was told that i was successful
but would be on their waiting list
pending when their'd be an opening
in my field (Electrical Engineering)
i've been hoping and praying for the job and now,
i've relocated outside lagos
and the MTN is very poor where i am.
sometimes not even available,but there is full Zain network which i have bought and also using.
can i call to inform them that i can also be reachable on the Zin or do i send a text to the HR?
pls advise me on wat to do.
thanks