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RomanceRe: Where Not To Touch Her During Sex by decatalyst(m): 4:00pm On Jan 19, 2019
virgoquin:
Disgusting!!!


spits.
He is such a dirty, perverse and naughty boi grin
BusinessRe: Debtor Strips Unclad To Avoid Paying Up After Running Into The Lady He Was Owing by decatalyst(m): 2:08pm On Jan 19, 2019
Poverty is truly a bastard!!!



See able bodied man with no shame...
FamilyRe: Jealousy: See How These Kids Welcome Their Newborn Siblings To The Family(Pics) by decatalyst(m): 12:54pm On Jan 19, 2019
In the second picture, the boy is capable of throwing the new born into a waste bin... grin grin




Jealousy all the way grin
RomanceRe: Blessing Bili: Lady To Marry Man She Asked Out On Facebook Page by decatalyst(m): 10:59am On Jan 19, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
luk at u, u dnt knw me...

Am a big girl wt my heavy pride n i dropped it in a bin ,just 2 do wat other girls dont do,

n u think u ar on top of d world n am cheap ,godforbid 'men celebrating over my head' he has six months left
Lol. grin

DM me your number, let's talk.
CelebritiesRe: Huddah Monroe Blasts Lagos Big Boys-i’m Sick Of Everyone Saying They’ve F-ked Me by decatalyst(m): 10:55am On Jan 19, 2019
Do us a favour, write the names of the Lagos big rats, sorry, big boys you have fvcked.


So that we go know how many lying lagos big rats, sorry, big boys we have. grin

Thank you in anticipation.

P.S: one frustrated bigot dog is barking below. Beware
RomanceRe: A Write Up To A Person Who Did Not Give Me The Love That I Truly Deserved. by decatalyst(m): 10:53am On Jan 19, 2019
WHAT IS LOVE?

Asking for a friend, please.
TravelRe: Man dies in an accident, a day to his wife’s burial in Uyo by decatalyst(m): 10:05am On Jan 19, 2019
Ah! Which kind death be this?


Double wahala for the dead and the family.

RomanceRe: Blessing Bili: Lady To Marry Man She Asked Out On Facebook Page by decatalyst(m): 9:47am On Jan 19, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
One guy lyk dat is in prison 4 d pass 6months wats his crime,

i ask him out n he was overwhelmed n i eavesdropped on him telling his fellow guy after a week " girls can be cheap imagine toasting me ,she is so cheap" wat pained me more is him saying " i am living a sweetlife i av women in my palm" Dats it..he is using me 2 live a sweetlife eh

i set him up sharp sharp ,i always visit him in prison 2 console him n laff at him. uc lmao
"Setting him up" isn't a smart thing to do. You could have just make him realise a low life he is and move on with your life.

DM your contact.
RomanceRe: Only You Can Make Me Cum:Lady Grabs Plantain,See What She's Doing With It (Pics) by decatalyst(m): 9:41am On Jan 19, 2019
She needs a convention of brooms smashing all over her body so that the weyrey wey dey the bungalow for her body to leave.


Our girls are increasingly becoming too jobless and brain-dead!
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress, Angela Okorie Parades Cleavage As She Worships God (video) by decatalyst(m): 9:40am On Jan 19, 2019
Nah dey give this low lives some hype.


Glorified olosho!
RomanceRe: Blessing Bili: Lady To Marry Man She Asked Out On Facebook Page by decatalyst(m): 9:14am On Jan 19, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
i wl ask u 2 question ok?

1. Do u knw wat it is 2 be a lady?


2. Do u knw hw low reputable n unhonourable most guys ar?
==Well, i may not know what it takes to be a lady but i know what it takes to be a man.

==I understand where you are coming from...but its best to just do what u feel right. If u ask someone out, its either a yes or no, then you move on!
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Killed In Palmdale Shooting In US (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:09am On Jan 19, 2019
Thats why it is scary to go to the US!


Too much freedom of this and that brings too many issues and avoidable pains. undecided
RomanceRe: Blessing Bili: Lady To Marry Man She Asked Out On Facebook Page by decatalyst(m): 9:04am On Jan 19, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
All dos things ar lyk ABC ,if i see proud guys dat wont call u cheap because u ask dem out first ,i run into d bush.


But i always go 4 men of honour n selflessness, because dey might be afraid of insults frm a wrong cheap girl
I no gree! grin

If u see what you want, go for it instead of the dramas
FamilyRe: My 2yr Old Child - Is This Normal? by decatalyst(m): 8:20am On Jan 19, 2019
I wanted to type a lengthy response but i realise i don't have the moral right to do so...i don't have a kid...not even engaged sef.


But i feel you need to start bonding with your kid before it is too late. She isn't seeing you as her fathet yet...you need to ignite the connect.
SportsRe: Mourinho Gives His Verdict On Messi-ronaldo Debate by decatalyst(m): 8:16am On Jan 19, 2019
Mourinho seem to have matured since being humbled with a sack letter by Manchester United.


Mature response. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu To Kemi Olunloyo: "You Can't Bring Davido Down" by decatalyst(m): 7:10am On Jan 19, 2019
Who is the person above constituting nuisance on all thread?

sad sad
RomanceRe: Blessing Bili: Lady To Marry Man She Asked Out On Facebook Page by decatalyst(m):
Nairaland ladies would never be this bold...always hiding under fake monikers grin


Timid and fearful of what anyone would say grin


Should i kuku break this table i am shaking? grin

How many likes before i kuku ma break this table and set fire on it? grin

CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi: I Was Offered An N80m Deal In UK, But I Turned It Down by decatalyst(m): 6:46am On Jan 19, 2019
Lie kee you there!

Anyway, you discovered a gold mine in the Otedola family. undecided
PoliticsRe: Gov Ajimobi Bag 2018 Governor Of Year Awards, Presented By Vanguard News by decatalyst(m): 6:45am On Jan 19, 2019
How?

Abi vanguard want to be unfortunate ni?

CrimeRe: Mother Seen Helping Her Daughter To Pack From Her Matrimonial Home by decatalyst(m): 6:43am On Jan 19, 2019
While i do not support domestic violence or an abusive marriage, i feel it is wrong for the mother to be assisting her daughter to pack out of her matrimonial home.


Her sisters and brothers could assist.


Abi what do you guys think?
RomanceRe: Reactions As Boy Shows Off His "Underage" Girlfriend On Facebook. Photos by decatalyst(m): 9:26pm On Jan 18, 2019
XhosaNostra:
How is she underage? She just looks like his brother to me tongue
And she dey passionately kiss her "brother"?

Hanty, are you normal?

CrimeRe: Frustrated Husband Buys Coffin Over Domestic Troubles With Wife (photo) by decatalyst(m): 9:20pm On Jan 18, 2019
So he is buying the coffin advance abi grin grin


Good thinking, happy burial in advance grin
CelebritiesRe: I Fell In Love With My Husband After First Conversation – Mo’cheddah by decatalyst(m): 8:11pm On Jan 18, 2019
And this is news?

CrimeRe: Exotic Cars Recovered As 6 Yahoo Boys Are Arrested Including Two Brothers. Pics by decatalyst(m): 8:04pm On Jan 18, 2019
Living large at the expense of someone else's sweat.


They should rot in jail if proven guilty!
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Reacts After Dishwasher Is Granted $21m by decatalyst(m): 7:39pm On Jan 18, 2019
That where the system works and people are sane.
Car TalkRe: The Remodelled N30M 2020 BMW 7-Series Car - Photos by decatalyst(m): 5:02pm On Jan 18, 2019
sonnie10:
You disembark from ship, plane and other vehicles but alight from a car.
Disembark is used when you come out and transition through a deck, tunnel, runway or other platforms.
Thank you.
CrimeRe: Abusive Lady Stabs Her Neighbor To Death In Lagos by decatalyst(m): 1:34pm On Jan 18, 2019
Too many mad people around these days.



The economy has affected the pockets and the brain. undecided
CelebritiesRe: You Cant Effectively Rule A Country Where The Citizens Are Mentally Weak-lagbaja by decatalyst(m): 1:28pm On Jan 18, 2019
tsephanyah:
yep I'm
Nice one...i knew its rare for just anyone to be interested in reading a piece about Stalin and Lenin wink
CelebritiesRe: You Cant Effectively Rule A Country Where The Citizens Are Mentally Weak-lagbaja by decatalyst(m): 1:01pm On Jan 18, 2019
tsephanyah:
If you apply Stalin 101, Nigeria will be great again
Are you a student (whether in or out of school) of political science?
CrimeRe: Hoodlum Working For Nigerian Gang Leader In Cameroon, Gunned Down. Graphic Photo by decatalyst(m): 12:21pm On Jan 18, 2019
And eim jazz no rescue or defend him?



Iranu
Car TalkRe: The Remodelled N30M 2020 BMW 7-Series Car - Photos by decatalyst(m): 11:00am On Jan 18, 2019
Now to disembark from a car like this after a ride would be a problem grin grin


Sweet, smooth and smart car.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Killed In Battlefield While Making Plans To Travel Abroad. Graphic Pics by decatalyst(m): 9:45pm On Jan 17, 2019
sweetilicious:
I can't believe he is placed in a barrow like some worthless.


So heart wrenching!

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