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PropertiesRe: Eko Atlantic City,southwest Nigeria,construction Updates by decatalyst(m): 9:00am On Aug 15, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:
Heart attack about buildings and infrastructures ??

Low mentality is a disease
Obviously, its a diseases your fam is battling with lipsrsealed
CareerRe: Use This ASUU Strike To Come Intern At Hotels.ng -CEO Of Hotels.ng , Mark Essien by decatalyst(m): 8:08am On Aug 15, 2017
dakeskese:
Instead of consoling these lads, he is mocking them.
Intern ko, lantern ni!
Pataricatering:
what he wants to give them is more valuable than the education they are pursuing .
The difference between the poor and the rich is in their mentality.

While the poor sees slavery and oppression, the rich see an opportunity to make something different and tangible.

Ain't saying more than this lipsrsealed
CareerRe: Use This ASUU Strike To Come Intern At Hotels.ng -CEO Of Hotels.ng , Mark Essien by decatalyst(m): 8:05am On Aug 15, 2017
The first time a Nigerian would be willing to invest in the future of the youth.


Thumbs up to this young entrepreneur.

I hope the youths grab it...maybe we would have reduction in the numbers of prospective slayqueens and babymama this strike action would have caused. undecided
EducationRe: See What SS2 Students Were Spotted Doing In Sokoto That Will Make U Cry(pics by decatalyst(m): 7:54am On Aug 15, 2017
I beg, they should remove "free" from the scam "free education" and let us have a proper education jare.


Nothing is right in this country and we as youths are doing nothing to make things better for ourselves. undecided
CrimeRe: Dismissed DSS Official Nabbed With Sixteen Bags Of Weed In Enugu. Photos by decatalyst(m): 7:48am On Aug 15, 2017
2kass:
How u take sabi the original one.. You be member ���...
gabng:
Bad Guy

They failed to make it landscape with the owl
wink
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo And Uche Jombo's Fabulous Looks To Glo Laffta Fest (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:44am On Aug 15, 2017
dangotesmummy:
you still not funny undecided

Comedy is obviously not for you.watch yourself being disgraced out if you try it undecided
Why e pain you like this nau grin grin
FamilyRe: Mother Had Sex With Her Teen Daughter’s Husband by decatalyst(m): 7:41am On Aug 15, 2017
sunnyeinstein:
Some pple get mind oo. U dey yab ishiboss, a whole supermod. Your lengthy ban is waiting for you in romance section cheesy
Hey, you can only ban me on Nairaland, not on planet heart. If a "supermod" or "supermodel" fails to see humor in a post then it is a sign that nairaland is becoming boring.
I login here everyday to catch some joy by reading hilarious comments everyday. Anybody or everybody should not be an exception from a little push here and there for a little fun that is not overboard. wink

I guess she understands
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo And Uche Jombo's Fabulous Looks To Glo Laffta Fest (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:36am On Aug 15, 2017
dangotesmummy:
you've started with your dry jokes undecided

You're not funny undecided
I am sha not the one responsible for your predicaments

RomanceRe: Meet The Hot Slay Queen Most Nigerian Celebrities Follow On Instagram by decatalyst(m): 10:01pm On Aug 14, 2017
Plz, what does she do for a living?

CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo And Uche Jombo's Fabulous Looks To Glo Laffta Fest (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:56pm On Aug 14, 2017
Why uche jumbo stand as if she wan play free kick?


No wonder small doktor said "won ti gba penalty woh trowing" grin.

Uche's kick go enter Mars sef grin
CrimeRe: VIDEO: Shameless Pretty Lady Strips To Her Undies, Fight With Only Her P@nties by decatalyst(m): 9:53pm On Aug 14, 2017
Senseless girl's fight dey sweet to watch

Dem sabi pull hair because dem know say the head go correct small with out hair on it grin
CareerRe: Suspended From Work Via Phone Call by decatalyst(m): 9:49pm On Aug 14, 2017
TDonald:
Chelsea Fired Diego Costa with just a text message grin
Its a club of rogues grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Graphic Pics 4rm The Scene Where Flood & Mudslide Killed Many In Sierra Leone by decatalyst(m): 9:47pm On Aug 14, 2017
juman:
Oh our west african neighbor.

They have bad leaders like nigeria.
The only uniform thing in AFRICA is bad leadership and followership!
RomanceRe: Bride & Her Squad Flaunt Their Curves In Swimsuits (photos) by decatalyst(m):
ALL i see are falling something lipsrsealed

PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: I Don’t Know If It’s Nigeria That Is Paying For Buhari’s Treatment by decatalyst(m): 9:23pm On Aug 14, 2017
What? shocked

We yaf entered "one chance" fa! cry

CelebritiesRe: E-money And Hushpuppi In Battle Of Gucci, Whose Side Are You? (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:06pm On Aug 14, 2017
There is only one Gucci ambassador, Hushpuppi

And there is only one human being drolling over him, @iamairforce1! grin grin
CareerRe: Suspended From Work Via Phone Call by decatalyst(m): 8:54pm On Aug 14, 2017
OnyeAmuma:
Okay this is it... I was hired as a maintenance personnel, along the line I was persuaded to carry out some duties outside my job description which I obliged, I was entitled to #1000 call card weekly for calls. Today, a senior colleague brought #500 to me instead of the #1000 and said the boss decided to cut it down, initially things like this are discussed before implementation. I declined taking the #500 and that was it.
Your boss saw that flagrant rejection as an insult to his office! Let me tell you how I feel. I think he is right to see it as insult!

You should have accepted it and meet with the person that sent the money in person. That's wisdom!

By the way, which standard company suspends or fire over the phone? undecided
RomanceRe: Check Out How This Pretty Corper Rocked Her Uniform by decatalyst(m): 8:49pm On Aug 14, 2017
optional1:
if i say deeper life slay queen they will slap my mouth...



She is beautiful
Hmmm...nah this her "bow" leg dey fascinating pass..

PoliticsRe: Atiku Is Looking For The Guy Whose Savage Tweet To Him Went Viral (screenshot) by decatalyst(m): 8:36pm On Aug 14, 2017
Leave atiku he never learn.


Make he dey look around for "SteveTemitope" like he is looking for his electoral victory that may never be found grin


I didn't say nothing ooo lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Men Are Not Teachable When It Comes To Sex -amara Maduka by decatalyst(m): 8:35pm On Aug 14, 2017
NairaEffect:
I dont know about "Nigerian men"...

For me sha, I am very teachable and ready to learn... But definitely not from her.

grin
One of my strong skills set is "trainability" and I learn much faster with diligence to work with little or no supervision grin
CrimeRe: Dismissed DSS Official Nabbed With Sixteen Bags Of Weed In Enugu. Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:32pm On Aug 14, 2017
stephleena:
watch them masturbate
Like your hobby? undecided
CrimeRe: Dismissed DSS Official Nabbed With Sixteen Bags Of Weed In Enugu. Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:31pm On Aug 14, 2017
That's not even an original DSS identification card undecided


He go tey for detention grin
FamilyRe: Mother Had Sex With Her Teen Daughter’s Husband by decatalyst(m): 8:28pm On Aug 14, 2017
Ishilove:
Come again?
shocked Is that English language?
Car TalkRe: See The Moment Camels Spotted A Rolls Royce. Respect! by decatalyst(m): 8:19pm On Aug 14, 2017
Only a thing without brain or an angry woman go see better thing and will not appreciate it grin

Camels: we have come to hail the king of the asphalt

Rolls Royce:

Foreign AffairsRe: Grace Mugabe Assaults Gabriella Engels, Model In Hotel With Her Two Sons by decatalyst(m): 8:18pm On Aug 14, 2017
Wetin she dey find for the body of any family member of this "democratic dictator"/ gerontocratic being like Mugabe?


Our ladies can date monkeys if they have money undecided
FamilyRe: Mother Had Sex With Her Teen Daughter’s Husband by decatalyst(m): 8:11pm On Aug 14, 2017
Ishilove:
I feel soiled just reading that _shit up there. Haba, which kain satanic idiots are these, bikonu?
You need to take something cold...maybe it would do enough wonder to your hot brain...so that u could comprehend what is up there! undecided
FamilyRe: Mother Had Sex With Her Teen Daughter’s Husband by decatalyst(m):
Ishilove:
Abomination upon abomination. I can't believe what I just read shocked embarassed
Maybe the woman is a Quality Assurance officer... undecided

When you think you have heard it all...some mofos just dey warm up. Terrible news everyday... Sigh!

RomanceRe: Describe This "Slay Queen" In One Word (Viewers Discretion) by decatalyst(m): 7:30pm On Aug 14, 2017
Chisos! shocked

Car TalkRe: See Car That Softens If It Hits Pedestrian by decatalyst(m): 7:09pm On Aug 14, 2017
And Una go tell me say oyinbo no dey use jazz undecided

CelebritiesRe: Wow! Do You Believe Usain Bolt Partied All Night Before His Final Race? by decatalyst(m): 7:05pm On Aug 14, 2017
Una sha wan blame the defeat on something sha...even if e no follow join undecided

PropertiesRe: Eko Atlantic City,southwest Nigeria,construction Updates by decatalyst(m): 6:36pm On Aug 14, 2017
Wow!

The second picture is out of this world!


Some peeps be having heart attack already... grin

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