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RomanceRe: She Is Big, Bold & Beautiplul Plus Size Girl by decatalyst(m): 9:39pm On Aug 23, 2017
dingbang:
This one na Rest in Peace.. Her weight alone on me na 5 planes
Lol!

Nah so you feather weight reach? grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele, JJC Skillz Celebrate 1st Wedding Anniversary. See Wedding Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:12pm On Aug 23, 2017
ShayGirl:
Not bad..bt the Hubby's dressing and that of the best man is kinda funny, more like that of a fairytale grin grin
Isn't it a fairytale union?


grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele, JJC Skillz Celebrate 1st Wedding Anniversary. See Wedding Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:09pm On Aug 23, 2017
I just dey wonder why someone who done born half a team and someone who has married before would wear black and white on their wedding day undecided undecided


I thought red and brown would have depicted what they have passed through... lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Guys, Come And Carry Your Wife ooo! What Kind Of Make-up Is This? by decatalyst(m): 9:44pm On Aug 22, 2017
She got her eyebrows inspiration from batman grin


The funny thing be say her bobo go dey tell her say: baby, you are the most beautiful thing around here today....Just for her to eat quick and they get behind close doors for the real action. Whether he use pillow or towel cover the face, we no con know sha grin grin

BusinessRe: Officers From The Naval War College On A Tour In Anambra, Visited Stanel World by decatalyst(m): 9:38pm On Aug 22, 2017
I read the other day that our Navy wan buy submarine undecided



I just dey wonder Wetin dem wan use am do grin grin I guess e dey hungry one captain wey never command a "boat" cross river Niger....e wan take style visit the mermaid beneath the sea grin
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija - Tboss Shares Hot And Sexy Yoga Pictures On Instagram by decatalyst(m): 9:36pm On Aug 22, 2017
Is that Yoga or gayo?

Cuz I have never seen anyone taking a selfie while going yoga.



Warris my business ke? Lemme come and be going
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Orisaguna Features In New Movie As A Bride (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 2:21pm On Aug 22, 2017
From the street to selling bread...to modeling...to vlogging...to movies now. When God decides to showcase you to the world, in order to reveal his mightiness to the world, you can only thank him.

God has not finished with this lady yet. You and i just need to keep working hard and pray for God's favour and blessings.
Foreign AffairsRe: The Monster Atomic Bomb That Was Too Big To Use(pics). by decatalyst(m): 2:13pm On Aug 22, 2017
Wow!


A plane would have to be designed to suit the weight and target requirements for this bomb.


We don't need this in the world any longer...Hiroshima and Nagasaki are still feeling the effect of the atomic bomb as if it was freshly dropped on them. #FreshInTheMemory
FamilyRe: Wife Dies In Anambra State, Husband Joins Her Weeks To Her Burial. Photos by decatalyst(m): 9:45am On Aug 22, 2017
This is the true definition of the word for better for worse!


True love indeed. cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Never Said I Will Commit Suicide If Buhari Returns Alive – Fayose by decatalyst(m): 9:39pm On Aug 21, 2017
0b100100111:



Fayose only said he was going to kill himself.

Never mentioned committing suicide.



He should prolly do any of the two, "we" are behind him grin
EducationRe: Farmers In Switzerland Are Making Giant Stomach Holes In Cows For This Reason by decatalyst(m): 9:35pm On Aug 21, 2017
Those nairaland rats that like to say "animal right" upandan will avoid this thread like....


Human beings are ingenuous, amazing and cruel at the same time angry

CelebritiesRe: "You Wan Kill Me With IGBO (WEED) My Brain No Carry" -davido Tells Crew by decatalyst(m): 9:32pm On Aug 21, 2017
When you need NDLEA you not go see them undecided


We ain't ready in this country yet.
CelebritiesRe: Demola, Reportedly Seized Dj Spinall's Laptop At Quilox Event In New York by decatalyst(m): 7:51pm On Aug 21, 2017
So Spinal no get songs for eim phone abi?


Plug the phone to speakers and let the parry continue jor undecided

CrimeRe: Viral Photos Of Man And His Son Taking Alcohol by decatalyst(m): 7:36pm On Aug 21, 2017
Bad sharp dude grin

Can't wait for my son and I to sit and play FIFA, watch football together with a bottle of good red wine and whiskey cool

But I think the boy is too little too young for this sha...going at this rate would make the boy "Lord of the booze" grin

When this boy reach like 20yrs old, his mates will see him as the grand master of booze and they be like...

CelebritiesRe: Mayweather Vs. Mcgregor – “illegal Prostitution” Ban Within Vegas City Limits by decatalyst(m): 3:42pm On Aug 20, 2017
Ekakamba:
The money fight. Pimps go hammer sha. grin
Peeps be massaging their skills like....

CelebritiesRe: Check Out Davido's Expensive Gucci Shirt He Wore In Houston by decatalyst(m): 3:39pm On Aug 20, 2017
Hushpuppi has really increasedincreased the rep of Gucci in Nigeria. Take it or leave it!



Hush hush, puppy baby wink grin
BusinessRe: Gigantic Equipment Being Brought In For Dangote's Refinery In Lagos (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 12:13pm On Aug 20, 2017
pretty16:
The country made him what he is today. It's only natural that he gives back. It's only those without conscience that will pack all their investments abroad, after making it here.
The majority don't have conscience nor love for the populace.
FamilyRe: Hilarious Story Of Nigerian Man Divorcing Wife In US Because She's A Witch by decatalyst(m): 11:26am On Aug 20, 2017
Everyone with eim own problem. grin

FoodRe: Checkout The Amazing Health Benefits Of ‘ewedu’ Soup by decatalyst(m): 11:17am On Aug 20, 2017
Igbos or IPODs on Nairaland arriving the thread with the intent to bash grin grin

CrimeRe: OMG! Man Who Cut Off Pregnant Girlfriend’s N!pples With Scissors Pleads Guilty by decatalyst(m): 11:14am On Aug 20, 2017
Ah!


Please lemme faint in peace

TravelRe: Drunk Man Rams Into A Compound While Returning From A Club With Ladies. Photos by decatalyst(m): 10:16am On Aug 20, 2017
I sha hope he didn't use his own Kobalize the occupants of the house.



I wonder why someone would hustle so hard to make money and drink so hard to the detriment of his vital organs and his environment undecided


After the thing clear for eim eye and head now, he go con dey reason am say he for nor drink the last bottle undecided

Car TalkRe: Meet The World's Fastest Car. Price: $3 Million (photo) by decatalyst(m): 10:12am On Aug 20, 2017
Its an insult to refer to this piece as a "car".


This is called a "MACHINE". cool


One gallant salute to the roadster

HealthRe: Remembering Nurse Justina Ejelonu Who Died During The Ebola Outbreak (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:09am On Aug 20, 2017
She would be regarded as a "saint" because only people with pure heart and compassion can be regarded a saint. She did all these things and saved people.

I will regard her as a patriot saint of medicine.


May her soul rest in peace.
PoliticsRe: Caption These Photo by decatalyst(m): 10:22pm On Aug 19, 2017
stephleena:
wike is a suspect..both men at the right side of both pix no trust am..
No politician can be trusted, plus including Buhari undecided


All of them are pretenders and rogues
CelebritiesRe: Veteran Nollywood Actor, Saint Obi Shares New Photos by decatalyst(m): 10:18pm On Aug 19, 2017
He still looks good.


But how does this change the fact that Fayose is perplexed on how to find a way to rubbish buhari's relevance to Nigerians
CareerRe: 6 Traits Of People Who Always Get What They Want by decatalyst(m): 10:15pm On Aug 19, 2017
No 7. THEY IGNORE NEGATIVITY AND FOCUS ON THE POSITIVE: Criticize this set of people, it spur them to achieve greatness. In every setback or criticism they receive, they look out for the positive and dwel in it in order to achieve result. cool
BusinessRe: Gigantic Equipment Being Brought In For Dangote's Refinery In Lagos (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:30pm On Aug 19, 2017
Thats money on the move man!


Kudos to the man that keeps investing in this country.
RomanceRe: Love Found!! Another Nigerian Man Marries A White Woman by decatalyst(m): 7:41pm On Aug 19, 2017
I can't but laugh.


Why I'm I laughing? Dunno sef grin grin

RomanceRe: Lady Fries Boyfriend's Sperm With Eggs, He Eats It! by decatalyst(m): 7:32pm On Aug 19, 2017
Notasyouthink:
The fear of woman is the beginning of wisdom.
It is the beginning of living long and not committing abomination.
RomanceRe: Lady Fries Boyfriend's Sperm With Eggs, He Eats It! by decatalyst(m): 7:31pm On Aug 19, 2017
Dude just ate his unborn kids grin

Evils! That's the reason why you shouldn't date a lady that feels she is doing you a favor by getting down with you.




Can he be called a cannibal? angry

RomanceRe: My Wedding Pictures! by decatalyst(m): 5:55pm On Aug 19, 2017
afelouz:
my grooms men are yoruba angels. Not demons grin
Nah badt dude ladies dey gbadun oo. So, its not a coincidence if they prefer to call them "YorubaDemons" grin
RomanceRe: My Wedding Pictures! by decatalyst(m): 5:45pm On Aug 19, 2017
Fantastically beautiful and classy.


#YorubaDemons always represent well grin

Nice EVERYTHING and the "squad" too. kiss

By the way, the dude in blue cap be like: they are not fine, nah bucket of paints make them look presentable grin

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