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CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Reacts To Phyno Dissing Him In Timaya’s Video by decatalyst(m): 5:44pm On Aug 19, 2017
Phyno is not your mate when it comes to "street credibility".

CelebritiesRe: Tboss And Kemen Pictured Together by decatalyst(m): 4:01pm On Aug 19, 2017
Do they even have any smart person in Lipton marketing and corporate dept?



This Kemen should be brand ambassador already nau undecided
CelebritiesRe: “life Is Gucci”- Toke Makinwa As She Flies To Ghana In Designer Shoes by decatalyst(m): 3:21pm On Aug 19, 2017
HYPOCRITES everywhere!


Imagine everyone bashing hushpuppi abi nah hushbingo, and suddenly celebrities' appeal for "Gucci" skyrocket. The other day Peter of p'square dey flaunt gucci, today nah Toke.

I wouldn't be surprised if our president is rocking a Gucci inspired attire when he lands in Nigeria undecided
CrimeRe: Woman Cheated Death Thrice In Paris, London, Barcelona Attacks by decatalyst(m): 1:53pm On Aug 19, 2017
Maybe her placenta was buried on a road....that's why she dey waka all about undecided
CelebritiesRe: Small Doctor's Gold Chain Snatched While Performing In Oyo State (video) by decatalyst(m): 11:57am On Aug 19, 2017
Tolexander:
Ómo beta ye ma sun

Gba ko je (hain)

Ye ma sun

Small Doctor ti gba penalty wo throwing!
Nah orbit the guy play eim own go oooo
Car TalkRe: 2006 Benz S65 AMG Falls From Grace To Grass, Sold For 2% Of Original Price by decatalyst(m): 11:39am On Aug 19, 2017
nurey:
V12 TWIN Turbo @ 20L per 100km, ikorodu to Ajah and back with AC that's around 5k fuel everyday in a week 5 X 5 = 25k, in a month 4weeks X 25k = 100k fuel in a year 1.2million I will pass KIA PICANTO on mah mind grin
Bro, I love this! This is how a man should think sharperly! Do a cost benefit analysis sharp sharp before buying anything. Financially, you should really be stable. cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Why North Korea Won’t Last Even Few Days In A War With U.s? by decatalyst(m):
acenazt:
Last i checked this is Naija. Wars aint fought based on what you see on the net.
You spoke what is on my mind.

It would interest him to know that North Korea has clandestine projects and resources the world would be amazed at. Maybe people forget the Korean War so easily where by Russian unleashed the MiG aircraft series that took almost every player in the war by surprise. The chemical weapons used too nko?

Let us also bear in mind, the tendencies of these Asians engaging in suicide bombings like the way Hawaii was fatally dealt with.

But I feel North Korea wouldn't last in the war due to coalition that it would be fighting at the same time. Its resources would be depleted faster than it a adversaries
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Adeboye Publicly Gives Wife Of 50 Years Foluke Adeboye A Romantic Kiss by decatalyst(m): 10:43am On Aug 19, 2017
Some "Christians" need to coman see that touching booby or kissing is not a sin after all.



You don't use spirituality to take care of your wife or husband's emotional needs. Even our flying mantis from Edo state knows that they need to enter taxi sometime to get to their destinations sad sad
Car TalkRe: This Audi Changes Colour And Repairs Itself When Hit (photos) by decatalyst(m):
I can't fit imagine this "thing" share lane with dangote truck on Nigeria road undecided





A bike would be ok for me to run errands than this ride in Nigeria. I no fit come and go and commit suicide myself!

CelebritiesRe: Leonardo Dicaprio, Kate Winslet Of Titanic Reunite, On Vacation In France (Pics) by decatalyst(m):
What could have made Kate age so rapidly?




Too much of it or lack of it... grin

Just my Nigerian mentality ooo grin

CrimeRe: A Close Call;narrowly Escaped Armed Robbery While Journeying by decatalyst(m): 8:51pm On Aug 18, 2017
fuckerstard:
NCAN chairman almost got robbed.. grin grin grin grin grin
I hope the chairman got the names of the robbers?


Otherwise, we should be planning on how to impeach him already.


Those who support impeachment should click like and those against should click share.

I will try not to be bias in the impeachment process. So help me God grin
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Attends Paul Kagame's Presidential Inauguration (PHOTOS) by decatalyst(m): 8:32pm On Aug 18, 2017
I thought baba should be the one welcoming... undecided

CrimeRe: Robber Who Escaped From Police Cell Nabbed Again During Operation In Imo. Photos by decatalyst(m):
What are you people waiting for?

Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RomanceRe: My Pre-wedding Pics by decatalyst(m):
Pre this, pre that!


Pre-wedding picture photoshoot is not meant for everyone! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Her Dog Playfully Stripped Her Unclad In Public. See Photo by decatalyst(m): 6:07am On Aug 18, 2017
ENDTIME dog.


Ajani si ihoho ni ita gbangba grin
SportsRe: Asian Guy Calls Dangote "African Billionaire Expert",den Naija Guys Finished Him by decatalyst(m): 8:46pm On Aug 17, 2017
" @Tunah Tuc: haha says an ASIAN expert...with small eyes"



Why are we this painfully hilarious nau grin

CelebritiesRe: Epic Throwback Photos Of Mercy Johnson, Liz Benson, Robert Peters And Others by decatalyst(m): 8:27pm On Aug 17, 2017
See them niggas boxers grin



Mike Ezuronye really try to be able to keep his shape till now.
EventsRe: Oyinbo Man Shows His Dancing Skill As He Weds A Pretty African Lady(pics by decatalyst(m): 7:32pm On Aug 17, 2017
These ones in the picture are "gifted" unlike... lipsrsealed

CelebritiesRe: John Fashanu, Isabella Ayuk Join Publisher Viviam Lam To Mark Birthday by decatalyst(m): 7:18pm On Aug 17, 2017
Is she pregnant or she just ate the usual heavy food these ladies like to eat?


Almost all ladies of our time look like they are pregnant. To even excuse a lady dey fear me now undecided

CelebritiesRe: Dammy Krane Discharged And Acquitted By US Court by decatalyst(m): 6:34pm On Aug 17, 2017
All the charade is just a PUBLICITY STUNT!


Dude pulled less-skiibi on Nigerians grin grin


How to deal with bloggers these days...

CrimeRe: Jggfffgg by decatalyst(m): 11:16am On Aug 17, 2017
Some people already destined to die miserable will be looking at this story like...



It is a lie jare.


#ShunCultism is ruins

CrimeRe: FRSC Intercepts Suspected Human Traffickers In Kaduna, Rescues 44 Minors by decatalyst(m): 11:10am On Aug 17, 2017
izzou:
This country sef

Why not let the designated enforcement agency do their job?

You booked him for overloading and you are giving a press conference on human trafficking

O di egwu grin
Ability to "multitask" is a very important skill for any individual and organization grin
Technology MarketRe: Original Club Jerseys With Customizing In IBADAN by decatalyst(m): 11:07am On Aug 17, 2017
How much do you sell including customizing
Car TalkRe: Vespa Re-Brands, Redesigns Its Sei Giorni Scooter by decatalyst(m):
Only God knows the exact number of people that died on top vesper machines and the number of legs and arms that were amputated by it accidents.



One could even say that #Igbobi was established to treat vesper accident victims lipsrsealed


This looks tempting sha undecided
CelebritiesRe: Efe, Helen Paul And Mr Ibu Feature In "Wawu", Nollywood Movie (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:18pm On Aug 16, 2017
Efe still never know Wetin e wan do with eim life yet after we don forget about BBN already grin grin



His village people dey monitor his "progress" so tey them ready to wait for him till he bring TV to their viewing center grin

CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Shares Her Sexy Gucci Photos On Her Arrival In New York (photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:13pm On Aug 16, 2017
The way Hushpuppi approaches TIWA's IG page to verify if the Gucci is real or fake....


grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Corrects Hotel Message Referring To Her As Ms. Macaulay (pics) by decatalyst(m): 10:08pm On Aug 16, 2017
Will that stop single ladies from going about like...when they get a small ring? grin

Car TalkRe: Aston Martin Debuts In Vanquish Zagato Volante Series by decatalyst(m): 9:54pm On Aug 16, 2017
Now, this is hawt!


kiss kiss

The ground clearance is poor for Nigerian roads otherwise this is the ride of rides when it comes to classiness and sexyness cool
Christianity EtcRe: Meet The World’s Richest Pastor Edir Macedo Worth $1.1billion by decatalyst(m): 9:43pm On Aug 16, 2017
Obviously, his anointing isn't "GOYA" oil.

grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Baths His Baby, Becomes An Internet Sensation (Photos, Video) by decatalyst(m): 9:28pm On Aug 16, 2017
rheether:
All for the Camera.
Why this con dey pepper you for body nau?


Whether nah for camera or for TV, he did it and he is not the first or the last man to do it.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Legendary Singer, Morachi Shows Off Massive Eggplant (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:19pm On Aug 16, 2017
At least he understands that he can't build his music career, so he channeled all the energy into building his body.

His goal was to use music to catch girls but that didn't work, so he built an eggplant empire to entice them grin


Lemme run away from this thread before some ladies cuuum on thread grin

FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Baths His Baby, Becomes An Internet Sensation (Photos, Video) by decatalyst(m): 9:01pm On Aug 16, 2017
Correct man!

You learn beta thing from your mama.

I would love to do this while my queen attends to stuffs in the kitchen. It makes everything smooth and less stressful for both husband and wife.

Besides, if we could share the sheet when making the baby, we could share responsibilities when taking care of the baby.

The face Davido makes when asked to come and see this video
grin

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