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CrimeRe: Naked Man 'carrying A Severed Hand' Escapes From His Captors by decatalyst(m): 3:01pm On Sep 13, 2020
BornSnner9:
That's what you get for fucking somebody's wife

FamilyRe: Ghana: Husbands Can Be Jailed For 2 Years For Refusing To Eat Their Wives Food by decatalyst(m): 12:34pm On Sep 13, 2020
Joshmodest:
Now I believe when righteousness says the end is near !!!!
The END is now!
TV/MoviesRe: Cast Of Coming To America: Then And Now (Pics) by decatalyst(m): 10:25am On Sep 13, 2020
Eddy Murphy and Samuel L Jackson stands out in everything for me!



They are still in shape and smart
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: "Noisemakers Don't Last Only Newsmakers Do" by decatalyst(m): 8:43am On Sep 13, 2020
Punch line


grin grin
FashionRe: Zonju Foods Celebrates Queen Of Aso Winners With Iyanya In Style by decatalyst(m):
Oga ju.


Alexreport garnish all sorts of pictures and create news out of it.


THe way I try to move away from pageantry news...

RomanceRe: I'll Make Her Fall For Me And Then Shatter Her by decatalyst(m): 8:04am On Sep 13, 2020
rottencorpse:
There's this girl at my workplace who is falling head over heels in love with me, but I'm the kind of guy that doesn't stay with a girl for more than 2 weeks. Nigerian ladies were made to be used and dumped. I'm going to lead her on and then shatter her. I'll make sure she doesn't return from where I'll leave her. I've done it to 2 girls so far, but I'll make sure hers will be the worst of them all. grin grin grin grin

Modified: She won't get a dime from me but instead, I'll suck her dry grin grin grin
I am trying so hard to make sense of this senseless post.

FoodRe: See The Black Mamba Snake My Sister Killed And Used For Stew by decatalyst(m): 10:19am On Sep 12, 2020
Nah this tiny thing una take do stew? ;?


Truly, hunger dey the land and Nigerias can eat anything.
RomanceRe: by decatalyst(m): 9:48am On Sep 12, 2020
But why stress yourself about this?


Dog wey go loss no dey hear hunters warning whistle.

PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Visits Family Of Man Shot Dead By NSCDC Officer In Abia (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:56pm On Sep 11, 2020
cefezyA:
does he saw the bad road there?
They are not ashamed of their ineffective or inefficient governance.


Just give yourself rest of mind.
CelebritiesRe: " Check Out The Most Tatooed Guy On Earth " Guinnes Records (pictures Attached) by decatalyst(m): 9:01pm On Sep 11, 2020
MJBOLT:
how do you tattoo the inside of your eyelid?
There is level to his level of madness.


It is insanity!
CrimeRe: White Lady Strips Completely At Gym After Her Cat Was Denied Entry (video) by decatalyst(m): 8:59pm On Sep 11, 2020
Well, unclothedness isn't a new thing to them over there.


But how are they comfortable exposing their bodies to Strang faces?

There is level to this madness.
HealthRe: Do Surgeons Listen To Music During Surgery by decatalyst(m): 11:31pm On Sep 10, 2020
Not easy to stay in theater for hours ooo...some stay 6hrs or more.



No be easy something...so anything that makes them feel better and optimized, please.
PoliticsRe: Photo: AFDB President, Dr. Akinwunmi Adesina Viisits VP Osinbajo by decatalyst(m): 8:17pm On Sep 10, 2020
uruba23:
Hmmm Oga V.P make some people no misinterprete your Corona hand shake.
That's their own heart and headache!


Even Adesina with proven track record got envied and almost rubbish.

The best is to be who you are and pay less attention to the noise out there.

PoliticsRe: Automated Water Kiosks Provide Continuous Water For Malawians by decatalyst(m): 7:49pm On Sep 10, 2020
southniyikaye:
This is in ondo state
Where in Ondo, please?


You may bring this to fore by providing pictorial "evidence", please. Thank you.


Don't just make claim and not back it up.
CrimeRe: Civil Defence Officer Shoots Father Of 3 Dead In Abia (Disturbing Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:45pm On Sep 10, 2020
airminem:
smiley Same something concerning the post
My dear, sometimes you just have to be silent not because there isn't words to say, but because the absurdity is shocking and disheartening.

It is a dangerous place we live in...it is pathetic.

Why should someone be killed because he is saying you should not trespass on his property?
CrimeRe: Civil Defence Officer Shoots Father Of 3 Dead In Abia (Disturbing Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:18pm On Sep 10, 2020
airminem:
decatalyst
I am here.
CelebritiesRe: “I Spent My 21st Birthday Preaching In 21 Buses” – Nigerian Man Reveals by decatalyst(m): 6:11pm On Sep 10, 2020
Nice one. God will reward you and I pray that you will not disappoint God.

You will have eternal rest.


We need more soldiers for Christ.
Foreign AffairsRe: Wildfire Photos Show "Apocalyptic" Red And Orange Skies Across Western U.S.( Pi) by decatalyst(m): 10:21pm On Sep 09, 2020
These pictures are so beautiful...



But destruction, cries and pains underline the beauty.

May God help us.
CrimeRe: Bola Aseyan Remanded In Prison After Accusing Dr Olufunmilayo Of Rape by decatalyst(m): 8:21pm On Sep 09, 2020
Just imagine that this didn't happen in the UK, where accused is innocent until proven guilty, and it happened in my dear Naija. undecided


The Dr's career is dead and gone all because of an obsessed, manipulate, evil, selfish and gluttonous woman, if not for investigation by the UK police and vindication.



They should milk her and let her rot in jail!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Debt Hits N31trn – DMO by decatalyst(m): 7:01pm On Sep 09, 2020
I beg, can I sell my citizenship?


I dey fear say the countries we dey owe go soon purchase us in full and get their receipt.
CareerRe: Pharmacists or Medics Working Abroad, Your Opinions Are Needed. by decatalyst(m): 6:51pm On Sep 09, 2020
flyingpig:
Screenshots are from obinoscopy's wise inputs. I would wish if he can provide detailed path for transition to practise in Canada.
See as the screen shot you attached are so rich and detailed wit information.


This is what we should consistently have on Nairaland.

Thank you for helping the young man. @obisnocopy, thank you for sharing from the wealth of your experience too.
RomanceRe: Another Randy Imo State University Lecturer Caught Pants Down by decatalyst(m): 5:50pm On Sep 09, 2020
Chai!


So he dey try reconfigure the destiny of female students with this "small thing"?

Wonders shall never end.

HealthRe: Python Bites Thai Teenager On His Penis While Sitting On Toilet (Pix, Video) by decatalyst(m):
bunmconig:
sambotoribotoooo
Chai! Must be very painful...

Devil is a lair! E no see big buttock bite nah that important instrument e go bite cry

FamilyRe: My Former Neighbor's Daughter Believes Or Thinks I Am Her Father by decatalyst(m): 11:00pm On Sep 08, 2020
youngblaq:
Lol..calm down my man. It will pass.
That's if he moves out of that area completely...otherwise, them go carry matter wey no be eim own give am o.


Like play like play nah eim mad person dey dance enter market till he no fit return to normal again.

Use your head and jakpa
Car TalkRe: Modern Auto Technologies That Are Largely Unusable In Nigeria by decatalyst(m): 10:45pm On Sep 08, 2020
Number one is even worse!


Attempting to use this on ANY 9ja road is sending invitation letter to those coffin guys. Almost everyone is mad on the wheel in Nigeria. Abrupt breaking or turning had been rationalized as Normal on 9ja road. Okada and Marwa sef will send u tumbling if care is not taken.


Naija is a special breed!


Technologically advanced countries records so much deaths due to covid and the recklessly managed naija didn't even record total death that is up to what countries with good health sector records.
EducationRe: Some Of The Costliest Mistakes In Human History by decatalyst(m): 9:16pm On Sep 08, 2020
Another costly mistake Nigerians consistently make is believing any of these crop of politicians will alleviate poverty and deliver Eldorado.


Costly mistake!
Foreign AffairsRe: Thousands Of Rare Alien-Like Sea Creatures Worth £50K Wash Up On UK Beach (Pics) by decatalyst(m): 6:32pm On Sep 08, 2020
Eife:
The more you look the less you see
We are definitely not alone
Spiritually or physically
As smart and advanced we humans think we are, we are yet to discover half of what God created.

God is awesome.
CelebritiesRe: Video: Burna Boy Receive Customized New Jersey With Message From Manchester Untd by decatalyst(m): 8:35am On Sep 08, 2020
Awesome recognition.



This is loud!
RomanceRe: American Motivational Speaker, Nichols, Set To Marry 54 Years After (photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:36am On Sep 08, 2020
Beautiful woman...


Still looking cute and agile at 54 years of age. Only God knows how these over bleached and over fed girls would look like at 40.

*walks out of thread*
CelebritiesRe: Meet Nigerian Billionaire That Has 10 Rolls-Royce by decatalyst(m): 6:57am On Sep 08, 2020
EmptyGarden:
Looks like a passerby taking pictures.
Like all those slay queens taking pictures with someone else's car grin

He looks like a moto boy with oversight "coat" grin
CelebritiesRe: Even If Laycon Wins ₦200 Million, He’ll Still Look Like A Church Rat– 9ja Lady by decatalyst(m): 11:00pm On Sep 07, 2020
At least he will not look like bread wey mistake fall inside gutter water.

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