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RomanceRe: I Saw This Under The Bed Of My Fiancee by decatalyst(m): 12:51pm On Aug 19, 2020
vybzkartel:
I asked her and she said it's a pet
But friends are asking me to run for my life


The animal is a tortoise

Please what do u think?
The tortoise is an animal grin

See mumuness in it unrefined form grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Isreal The Only Country Were Women Walk Around With Guns - M16 Assault Rifle by decatalyst(m): 9:58pm On Aug 18, 2020
GamalNasser:
Everybo[s]dy in Israel above 18 is serving in the military in one role or as a reservist[/s]
This doesn't validate what you wrote.

Not everyone carries weapon about. Don't misinform people!
Foreign AffairsRe: "Only In Yemen" Charging A Car Battery With Ak 47(pic) by decatalyst(m): 6:58pm On Aug 16, 2020
Awon improvisors grin grin



This is mad ooo
EducationRe: Don't Kill Yourself. Check These Relieving Animal Photos. by decatalyst(m): 10:04pm On Aug 15, 2020
God is the master architect and designer.

Wonderful God, I reverence your majesty.
FamilyRe: . by decatalyst(m): 8:13pm On Aug 15, 2020
biafraisdead:
@ the bolder! What a contradiction.
She is confused!
FamilyRe: My Parents Have Betrayed Me by decatalyst(m): 8:08pm On Aug 15, 2020
What do we dohuh?
RomanceRe: Update On My Wife & I by decatalyst(m):
Your marriage, your home.


Your decision, your peace of mind.

Best of luck.
RomanceRe: I Was Too Slow.... by decatalyst(m):
tunjilee003:
She came to visit our neighbor in March during the spread of the pandemic... Due to the interstate lockdown, she couldn't travel back to Lagos,we became friends, she watches films in my room, we do laugh together and eat together....
I find her to be and extrovert, she mingles with other boys and I don't like it... The love between us began to go sour, we started having low conversation... Everything between us became a thing of the past....
Lately, we started talking back, we maintained communication, I started developing feelings for her, I told her my mind,her reply broke my heart.... She said I was too slow I should have told her since all these days that she will be leaving for Lagos in two days time..... I'm depressed.... Poor me!!
Funny narrative

EducationRe: Photos: Egypt Government Established Four New World-class Universities by decatalyst(m): 8:59pm On Aug 14, 2020
This is massive, beautifully magnificent masterpiece.



But Nigeria, when?
FamilyRe: India Man Installs Lifelike Wax Statue Of Late Wife During House Warming (Pics) by decatalyst(m): 8:51pm On Aug 14, 2020
Wow!


Definition of "nothing is impossible" in this life.

See as was be like human 100%!

But to sleep and wake up in that house is gonna be the hardest thing to do in life for most people. The man truly loves his wife.
PropertiesRe: Fire Breaks Out In LASTMA Yard, Guts 11 Impounded Vehicles by decatalyst(m): 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2020
Gbese on them.


I just hope those their cars got burnt has prove that the car was in LASTMA custody sha. undecided

Because LASTMA fit deny ooo grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Ex-pizza Delivery Boy's Gym Firm Worth Over £1bn by decatalyst(m): 7:35pm On Aug 14, 2020
Akhigbeblog:
Na destiny
Abi hardwork, believe in one's self, conducive clime, zeal and dedication undecided


Is it your destiny to be poorhuh?
EventsRe: Tonimas Oil And Gas Goes Home As He's Buried A Multi-million Naira Casket by decatalyst(m): 7:29pm On Aug 14, 2020
I feel this show of opulence is not necessary.

But hey! It's his money, and it is being spent on his burial!

So, it's none of my business!
RomanceRe: Groom Shock Wedding Guests As He Leaves Altar To Go Fix DSTV For Customer by decatalyst(m): 7:15pm On Aug 14, 2020
hisgrace090:
I have said it the best way to follow this MC's is to tell them what to and what not to do durring your occasion.
Me go get correct DJ.

If MC dey miss yarn or wants to start raking money for himself. DJ go turn up the music or we disconnect his microphone grin angry
PoliticsRe: US Seizes Iranian Fuel Cargoes In Historic First: Report by decatalyst(m): 6:57pm On Aug 14, 2020
yanabasee1:
You can't go against a law that sanction you....



Iran is a terrorist organization and they've been grooming terrorist across the world....
Stop typing in the nonsense!
RomanceRe: Groom Shock Wedding Guests As He Leaves Altar To Go Fix DSTV For Customer by decatalyst(m): 6:52pm On Aug 14, 2020
yanabasee1:
After the whole marriage ceremony.....The man will be expected to provide food for the family....So he's got to do what he's got to do..... Because, itiz wat itiz..
Abi ooo.

Maybe the MC dey prolong the ceremony grin
RomanceRe: My Wife Made Me by decatalyst(m): 6:38pm On Aug 14, 2020
ModestGal:
Just like the guy above me said, thank God you realized you were foolish on time. Please help tell the rest of the African men that there's no beauty in sheeping and controlling home, makes no sense. When two heads come together, they build something great
You don't have to emphasize that the Op is foolish!

He simply failed to realize that a man is not really the head of the house in the real sense of it. The woman owns the home! The man is there to guide, protect or take the lead (from the front or from the back).

He also failed to understand his wife (didn't pay attention to her) because he doesn't communicate well.

The woman obviously loves the Op and would do anything to keep her home, that's why she knelt and ask the foundation of the home Himself to take charge. God answers prayers mysteriously (He was just waiting for the woman to say it, opened the ear of the husband to hear and ensured the prayer germinate in his mind).

Brethren, do you have any challenge or fear? Take it to Jesus in prayer and you will wish you did earlier.
CelebritiesRe: "Is That A Man" - Fans React As Destiny Etiko Shares Photos Of Her Friend by decatalyst(m): 5:49pm On Aug 14, 2020
Emodeee:
His outfit is outlandish.
Outlandish and preposterous grin grin


Many are mad, but few are roaming and dirty.
RomanceRe: Lady Ran Mad After Being Dropped Off From A Venza (video) by decatalyst(m): 5:46pm On Aug 14, 2020
saaphiere:
How many people in your family can afford a Venza?
Does the thrash he spew up there match this illogical statement of yours?

Must family/home be brought into discussions that doesn't even have to do with family on Nairaland? This shows that many youths are a product of dysfunction home!
HealthRe: Razor Bump That Refuses To Go by decatalyst(m): 5:41pm On Aug 14, 2020
Or11:
You are probably allergic to razor so use clippers to shave instead.
And he should shave every 2/3days for now. Apply "bump patrol" or "safecut" after each shave. It will dry off.

Main thing is to shave often...
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo’s Reinvention Of Nigeria’s Seaport Operations by decatalyst(m): 5:33pm On Aug 14, 2020
swiz123:
I hope this plan includes revitalizing Asaba port cos we are tired of being extorted by Lagos govt. Those lazy thieves like feeding fat on other people's sweat
Active, strong and agile being, why not do it yourself all alone. Instead of waiting on the government since the Lagos seaport is not beneficial to you, do it yourself!

We have humongous problem in this Nation!
RomanceRe: When Did You Realise That Your Partner Really Loved You? by decatalyst(m): 2:22pm On Aug 14, 2020
post=92810784:
I haven't realized yet.. when I do.. I would tell you.
Please shift, let me sit beside you.

I brought popcorn along.
CelebritiesRe: Different Types Of People I've Met On Nairaland by decatalyst(m):
yenereal:
I joined NL in 2015. I would like to share different types of people I've known here. I believe you would identify some and also add yours. It's all about fun.
You no meet people ooo.


What of Tosyn2much, ishilove, hungerbad, End time Lasisi, iLegend, and the oga patapata of them...e-money strowboy "airforce1" angry grin
RomanceRe: What Weird Smell Do You Enjoy? by decatalyst(m): 10:33pm On Aug 13, 2020
Bigbishung:
That particular smell when rain just starts falling after a long time without rain.kind of strange Sha.kind of like it
It's called "PETRICHOR" Bro
FamilyRe: Should I Cut Contact With My Step Sister? by decatalyst(m): 7:42pm On Aug 13, 2020
Ginaz:
I have a step sister who happens to be my only sibling, who I have shown nothing but love since we were kids. She lives with our dad’s family but has gone to live on her own .

I remembered when we were kids , I would give her money to school, and whatever I have I would give. Shared my toiletries , clothes And would give her sisterly advise, never wanted her to feel down cos my dad never liked her . So whatever my dad gave me I would share with her .

There was an accident that happened and she said “I’m not her sister “. It hurt me so much cos I don’t have any siblings apart from her and thought she had my back .

I forgave her though .

Now the issue is , she had a child out of wedlock. When she put to birth I was supportive, I sent her money. She only Calls me when she needs something from me . If anything is going on she doesn’t confide in me, I am always the last to know .

She doesn’t make me feel like I am needed except when she wants money. Her boyfriend died, she didn’t even let me know, I heard from our grandma after 3months. embarassed

I’m so exhausted, I feel like cutting her off. I’m emotionally drained from her lack of concern towards me. Am I at fault for wanting her to include me in her life ? ?
Invite her and give her a piece of your mind.

If she doesn't change, cut her off!
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Slams Goodluck Jonathan by decatalyst(m): 7:12pm On Aug 13, 2020
orisa37:
ori e ti yi pata pata. Jonathan is a skilful and discerning PRESIDENT.
Do you know how to read, understand/comprehend at all?

Truly, there are many educated illiterate in this country. What a shame!
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by decatalyst(m): 5:58pm On Aug 13, 2020
bidexiii:
#COIN

The NA In collaboration with the CJTF in Baga neutralize some BHT, They recovered weapons and many fled with injuries.
I like the guns our forces use. It just removes clothes from these blood sucking monsters immediately they are shot. grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Slams Goodluck Jonathan by decatalyst(m):
I am not a fan of GEJ, but saying he was a dictator is out of place!

This woman needs to stfu!

CelebritiesRe: Meet C Ronaldo lookalike from Nigeria by decatalyst(m): 11:25pm On Aug 12, 2020
Nbotee:
See imbe wey jus wan thread... Jus tell us say u wan make we see ur picture... C Ronaldo ko, D Dondondee ni
He just want us to see his dry head. lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Laycon’s Manhood Is Huge – Vee Tells Erica by decatalyst(m): 6:10pm On Aug 12, 2020
eliyke:
hw normal adult go sit-down for tv front dey watch dis nonsence
It baffles me too.

See the "leaders of tomorrow" gisting about irrelevants, rather technological innovations and new business ideas.
FamilyRe: I Lost A Brother Today by decatalyst(m): 6:09pm On Aug 12, 2020
May his soul rest in peace.

May God grant you all the fortitude to bear the loss.

None of you shall die young again. Amen

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