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KelvinGraphics: I did o.
Maybe her old age is now affecting her seriously.. She finds it difficult recognizing people or remembering anything of d Past
Dnt be suprise if she tells U dat she doesnt know U tmrw

Chai
Face blindness

Ma' sarimah is it true?
I don't trust this your one million dollar casanova of a son

Sarimah: dats my son

Characteristics of a naija mother
He already has a girl na
Or kelvingraphics, didnt you introduce her to cdamsel?

Hian
I thought it was only green light.
Now red light

Una go soon get black light

Jbluv55: Haaaa!!! My sincere apologies dear. The bar was not meant to be reopened after the tsunami. I was more or less forced to reopen it under duress . I'll make it up to you somehow .

I've been good o. And I'm better seeing you this morning . So what shall I offer you?

Duress indeed
You will make it up?
Yepeeeee
I heard iphone6 is out.. I heard o
Do u know about that?

Offer ke? This early morning?
Nah..
Will be back in the evening
Lemme go n hussle

Benin

Jbluv55: Dechandel the sweet one, good morning dear . Tis been a while.

Where have you been?

The bar got new pretty babes na after the nl tsunami
And u forgot me

Good morning
Hope you've been good?

Beennkumar: Hey Dechandel!

It's been quite a while. Where have you been and how have you been?

I can't wait for the party!

Yea
Been a while
And i've been good.. You?
I can see u've been busy with 'em ladies

Just let them know its gameover
I am back

kilokeys: waiting on dygeasy on this matter.

Claireshan
Nickiroman(missing in action)
Kachisbarbie(hope say oga no dey nl )
Banega(ada owerri )
Janeify
Romanciella
Sandra27

KelvinGraphics: Lolz..
Definently he will.
This is an Official I.V 4 u and ur date Beennkumar. i already got CDAMSEL
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1725678_img20140922wa002_jpeg61848ff4ee991fd7d8d42c4a89b08bd4

Oshey
Beennkumar
U got yourself a hot date and an official i.v
Dust your shoes
We gon parry

kilokeys: ehen dygeasy i wanna woo dechandel . worthy challengers shouldnt make this easy for me

I am one of the event planners o

But not to worry
I am digging for them pretty nl babes
Will hook you up right away

Uncle Jbluv55
Long time o
How body?

KelvinGraphics: Lolz.
Who knows, i may be your date

Ehen
Na so u hate me reach?

So cdamsel will have my head for ur bday peppersoup abi?

Anyways
Beennkumar will be dere ryt?

teeo: Common dont say that, you're supposed to be the main star of the event.

Nah
I will be among the cordinators of the event

I will be hooking dem guys with pretty girls

Story for the gods
And i even finished the lengthy confusing post

teeo: Pretty lady, who want to woo you

Noborri
I am among the cheerios

Kelvingraphics

I got your bash i.d
I need a date for the parry

TrollMan: Can I woo someone that's not on the list?
I honestly find her cute and highly intelligent but she's not there. Dygeasy can I?

Who is that?

#amebo

Honeymoon things on point


But before going on this honeymoon
I will say my last goodbye
thats incase the mermaids should join me on the honeymoon vacation

On behalf of nl guys

AMENNNNN

engrjidex: Chai!
Ordinary ebola, we no gree resume school again.

God Bless Nigerians.

I trust nigerians to create a joke out of everything and anything

hensben: i did n i am serious about it

Hehehehe
Someborri is high this night

hensben: yes! the white one, why did you ask? ..

since i am a chelsea fan, you re a chelsea fan from now on

Lol
Who ordained that?

Chelsea kor mainsea ni

Liability: he doesnt know the side effect.

Lmao
Head of trolls department
Pls lecture me on the side effect?

hensben: I am a chelsea fan

Is your slippers there?

Kachisbarbie: chaiiiiii!!!!

Fear God oooo! The babe is fine na

Lol
She no wan drag traffic say she fine too much abi
Abegii
We have prettier babes here in naija

She is not even that pretty to attract guys that much

Lmao

Has this disease gotten into you too
Pls dont be a troll
Its a defficiency

Danhumprey: Wicked!

Was just asking

Unibenstudent: me and my team are coming over to video u on our darling tv station .be prepared

Oh yea
Feel free

Nsala soup


Ingredients :
Chicken or catfish or goat meat.. Your choice
Dried fish
Utazi leaves
Raw white yam(for thickening the soup)
Pepper, salt, crayfish, maggi, chicken spices, kitchen glory
..
1) wash your chicken
Put the washed chicken into a pot of water
Add the seasoning and cook till its done..

2) cook and pound the white yam(just 4 pieces of yam will do)
Add crayfish,pepper and the utazi leaves, add the yam paste
Cover pot and allow the stuffs to cook..
While cooking, if you feel the yam paste is too thick for your soup, remove some of it( this depends on how thick you want your soup to be)
Add your dried fish lastly so it won't get piecesed in the soup.
Stir and allow the contents to cook


Enjoy with semo or pounded yam with chilled palm wine

donyjohn: There is no bargaining on who is to call, the guy is to do the calling.

Which law states that a guy has to do the calling

I always call my bf to check up on him
To ask him how his day was?
And all what nots

Girls be making everything in life a big deal