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IAMBREEZY: bae you pretty,i wanted to woo ya,but their re lotsa niggas buzzling around yo,i guess i'll pass.

Have you met claireshan?

Old things shall pass away
And new things shall come our way

Read dis since morning
Yea
I subscribed to her blog
So i am done laughing

KelvinGraphics: Chisos!

Na how many of us want kpai ontop Dechandel matter

Egbami o. I don die o

See gobe.

Do not panic
The gods are with you

Unibenstudent: dechandel,you are a queen of nairacountry , no doubt but I wanna tell u. That a queen like u deserves tthe greatest jewels in this life , this is your throne

Lol
Biko which one is nairacountry again ke?

Sarimah: by who?

Ask dygeasy

Jbluv55: Haba!!!! Why should Tonto have it and you can't. That shouldn't be a problem o since you are the one that sits beside King Beennkumar .

*Brings out the Golden iPhone6 and gives to her *

https://yournewsticker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Apple-iPhone-6-in-gold-platinum-and-diamonds-1.jpg

Omg.. Omg
Is this for real??
Omo tonto here i land
Gbogbo bigs gals

Courtesy of Jbluv55
Official Godfather

Beennkumar: *clears throat*

Dygeasy, I'll like to woo Dechandel.

Beennkumar: No one claimed your throne. I just couldn't let anyone do that to my beloved.

Your throne's still the way you left it.

Awww
Blushing state of mind


So sweet of you not to have gotten another one to occupy my dearest space beside you

KingTom: ***Adjusts bow tie ***
Hello pretty angel, have we met because your face looks like the one I've been seeing in my dreams. Kelvingraphics Introduce us

Dreams
Sorry.. Mistaken identity

KelvinGraphics: The thin just dey do the guy Ten-Ten-Fun-Fun... See as ur pics the make the guy dey melt. Na wa oo

Heheheheh
Is this part of the punchline?

RuudNisterooy: @Bolded.. It is so, because i was born to be naturally-different.

I don dey vex 4you jarey.

Vex ke?
Gbam
I don enter

I'm calling you straightaway

Why u dey vex for me sef?
What i do

Beennkumar: I'll definitely tell them as they come around.

Do you care for a drink?

Better
I can reclaim my throne with ease then

Drink? Nah
Not yet
I'm still busy

banega: Loolx, ,. Was workinq on my assignment jaree!! Wassup with you??

I'm gud o.. You?

Bia swaggot00.. Why should i be jealous of ada owerri?
I'm even on ur side
Or don't you wana taste the almighty owerri soup..

Banega
I hope say u no how dem dey take prepare the owerri soup

claireshan: Dchandel am not o atleast not for today sarimah is available even you sef

Sarimah is taken
You are not

Jbluv55: Hehehe . Okay o.

I go package the fone for you keep so that you fit waka with am when you are back .

*brings out the iPhone6 and shows it to her*

https://www.imore.com/sites/imore.com/files/styles/large/public/field/image/2014/04/iphone_6_phablet_fake_hero_fixed.jpg

Uncle Jbluv55
You are the bestest

Its just that tonto dike got a gold plated one
Don't i deserve that one too?

Beennkumar: I've been good too.

They're definitely gonna know.

Welcome back.

Wait o..
How will they know its gameover
If you don't tell them?

And tnx

RuudNisterooy: I ain't checking no one out missus..

Too many complications abound. I'm leaving here with the remnant of my battered pride.

And by the way, you've left my offline msg hanging in space. What kinda gentle lady does that? Or you want the msg to crash-land?

Go offline... Or go home

Complicatons ke??
Why is ur life like dis??
Ehh
U had berra stay back and do the necessary


Lol.. I'm done here
D offline text had berra be worth me leaving here
If not eeh
I'm going home

banega: Who summoned me here?? Dechandel

Banega durling
What took you so long


@swaggot00
U totally picked out the right person

cooljoe: u nd my dad is saying so cos both of u don't know how gud I am at football. U know say law no get money rich football, nd aptitude wise, my luv for football over weighs my luv for law. I'd pray about t al sha. U a law student?

Ok
Goodluck with your choice
U for go study football for sch na
Anyhoo sha.. Just pray

And yea.. I'm a law student

RuudNisterooy: You really do your best to rile me always, right? Perhaps much like those Asian peeps do you?

You obviously don't know me.. The last thing you want to liken me to is a chicken. I do love eating 'em like mad, in every form and shape. Roasted, boiled, fried and even chandeled .

An no, you can't know her.. It's really not your biz. Or when did I start reporting to you? Eh?

Lmao
My name sha don suffer
You chickened out

U won't tell me who the social mom is?
Paddy mi
Its me o.. Your isoken

claireshan: yes I am but not today

Akuko

Danhumprey
Unibenstudent
Claireshan baby is available..

cooljoe: yes o, attachment was extended cos of ebola wahala. Skool resumes next month sha. Bu I myte have to let t go for I have serious football trials in molodva. Sha, I'd consider al I have to consider nd make a choice. Sup wit u, got legal inclinations?

Let go for whatt?
Pls head back to school and prepare for your 2nd law dinner

Legal inclinations.. Yea

Unibenstudent: u have been invited for an interrogation in my inner chambers on allegations of master minding a house wrecking scandal,,

Masterminding what?
Pls make a very good investigation
#ionowahutalkingbou

cooljoe: d present batch as in April 2014

Ohh
Congrats
Btw i thought u guys should be on vacation now?
Or did they extend the attachment date?

kilokeys: since when.. i don finish half bag sef..
i feel friday is too far sef.

choose me already.
kashkampken would catch u, camp u and cane ur bum bum

kelvingraphics.. would play on ur mind.. its all an illusion

lets wait till then sha

Friday no too far ni
Chill

claireshan: And where do u think you are going? you have to pick someone else

Don't mind the chicken
Besides aint you wooable

RuudNisterooy
Check out sarimah

cooljoe: snr bros ke, m quite young o. Well d tin b say, in naija, money no too dey d profession. U gast wait tee u b SAN before u begin c beta bread. No patience for al dat.

Hi
When did you get into law school?

RuudNisterooy: Hian!

Are you trying to tease me or what?

In fact, I don vex . I no do again. My 'social mom'(she says she is o ) who placed me under duress to do this, just pointed out to me that you've four woo-ers already. And at such i should change it.

I refused before, but seeing as you're beginning to feel too fly, i'll heed her.

I no do again o. Check out the skills of your other woo-ers instead.

*trudges outta thread*

Hehehehehe

Chicken

Btw?? Who is that your social mom i dunno about

Kilokeys
U done with the beans

RuudNisterooy: Well, Dechandel baby, are we game? I guess it'd be alright to woo toast you. Present me with the chance to call you my 'Isoken', as you wish there'll be no honeymooning(sic) in Asia, lest those 'short cartoon peeps' rile you. (Ok.... Ok.. Sorry, wooing never start ).

Crazy you
Lets see how good you will be
And stop using my offline chats
It won't get to me that easily

KelvinGraphics:
It is true o... She is 98% blind now kourtesy of her old age