₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
...well, the good news for u right now is that as of today...u r now oficialy one of my nairaland sweeeries....and is officially named from all guys....mw and me alone coz I hate sharing!!

MizMyColi:

MrCork:
...u now look lookable like our London strawberry ice cream malata..
And not like a Homebase girl from ondo state....that's wot am talkin about!!

MrCork:
..WOW....FINALY..GREAT TRANSSFORMATION OF ALL...Dechandel is now light skin thanks to my great advise.

..hopefully other nairaland females will follow her foot step & change color...Hurrrrraaaayyyy!!!

MrCork:

TheSonOfMark:

Get a grip on your raging hormones, mister. You've called two guys here "baby". Mistaken identity or deliberate? :8

NoMoreTrolling:
Lol, miss Dechie!

I'm still thinking up a new moniker

The dechie you just called me made wonder if i have been conversant with your formal handle
A familiar NLander "used" to call me that

Truckpusher:
Stop misquoting fact please.


You dun dey take style dey spoil market for your brother.

You still dey price market soo?? No go marry o.
Dey here dey do every minute young

NoMoreTrolling:
$100 max!

I thought you said you were done trolling
Why are you still making use of this account??

Truckpusher:
Haba! et tu brute?

I was referring to one of my girlfriends.

Can't a man buy things like this for his girlfriend and talk about them publicly?

@Bolded, that is why i like you
You spit the truth like it is

Truckpusher:
Yeah ,it was the same stuff .

I know you do!!
NL resident Ashawo

ronald4lif:
I have two in-laws from Awka, one in Amawbia and the other in Nibo. I escorted my brothers when they went for dowry and the trad wedding. Neither of them spent less than 2mil. It's not limited to Awka though, it's same for my village too.

That's why I said it depends on the village she's from. Some villages trad wedding is a must, they don't collect dowry until the trad day. This was the case in Nibo for instance.

Go visit your uncles and cousins jor. They may have forgotten you since they last saw you when you were a kid.

Whoopss.. Amawbia and Nibo?? You know Awka south too well more than i do
They dont collect dowry untill trad day in Nibo?? Choi.. See my life.. And i am from Nibo and i dunno all these.. Time to go back home!!!


Anyhoo about my cousins
I am forever grateful to whatsapp, i upload my pictures there for them to see my face

Nneka123:
As in eh!

The matte look it gives, plus how it brings out the white sparkle in my teeth

It goes with every make up look,totally the BEST.

There is no difference between it and "Riri woo" Rihanna's own line.

True!!
Especially the teeth aspect
Naso i go dey smile like mumu anytime i apply it

And its long lasting, gives it a more sexy look when you eat and wipe the lips

Riri woo?? I heard at some point she partnered with Mac or so.. before i got hold of the ruby woo, i thought it was same stuff.. No difference at all..

ronald4lif:
Depending on her village in awka, most of the villages in Awka and indeed Anambra marital rites are high.


It's a compulsory to have a traditional marriage and of course perform the dowry rites which is a bit on the high side too.

The least budget for the entire process should be nothing less than a million naira. It's likely to cost more though.

You shouldn't bother whether marrying Igbo is right or wrong. The concern should be about the person you intend to marry not the tribe. And Anambra people are very welcoming and accommodating so no worries.

Dechandel could have through more light on this but the only issue is that she hasn't been to her hometown for more than a decade.

First bolded: are you married to an Awka lady?? If no, then you are wrong in that part..

Second bolded: but i have actually seen families who did only the white wedding and that was it.. Except ofcourse the introduction!!

Third bolded: I have no grandparents to visit anymore

Cmanforall:
How about Police, Man-O-War and the Civil Defense?

Nneka123:
lol, are those your favorite too?

Cant stop loving them!! Especially my ruby woo

ITbomb:
And here was I thinking that my problem big pass everybody own

Eziokwum

Airforce1:
You get eye to see before





@emmanyra
Love you baybie

Where is your album

Nneka123:
Nice. Do you mind uploading a picture of you with the lipstick on?

Neon orange? i don't think that will be good on me

Ruby woo & girl about town, my all time favorite from mac.

tosyne2much:
hehehehe

Please who's Diddydiva ? Is she newly registered ?

Nope.. My Ex-girlfriend!!
She refused to take me as i am and we broke up