₦airaland Forum

Blackett:
Oh, now you want dechandel? I was offering her to you the other night, you dey form Denzel washington. OYO oo.

braindamage:
No, don't panic. You need to woo someone o #woosomeone&stopcheering

Shey you were alive during the male edition??
Answer me

mirexxx:

I dunno why i am laughing o

But who is this message for??

Beennkumar:
What have I missed?

Dechandel sweetie, where are you?

Yesss baby!!

I have missed you

braindamage:
. I should report you to your mum. Sending people that operate like me outside this shore is quit disturbing ..and increase that font #last warning

KingTom:
Which one you dey sef

Cheerios committee
La audience la cheering

ivyy:
You have come again
Na all the fine boys you dey follow

cutieberie1:
naijaboiy i want to woo kulboy...m leavin djeezy 4 mirexxx n d rest

ivyy:
After all them boys at ya feet its mirexxx's own you want olojukokoro ni e

Na most wanted dey sweet pass na

ivyy:
All these things you are learning, for who na

Djeezy.. If he should break up with mirexxx
If he doesnt. I will move on to the next bobo

mirexxx:
Lol... i learnt how to knot ties in high skul.
I hope i still can

If you can't, i am here to do it..
I can even help you give him a soothing massage whenever he needs one

chibwike:
work is fine oh..tho am facing lots of challenges...buh it gets better....thanks for showing concern

Its gon be fine
And you are very much welcome

MrDick:
Chai, u wan make somebody cry abi?

I no be Onions o

mirexxx:
lol snatchiology ??
don't snatch him 4 me oooo

No sweetie, i wont..
I am just goofing around

He loves looking so damn official. Suits are his do or die outfits!!
Better go and learn how to knot 'em ties

Blackett:
Gold digger.

djeezy:
interesting. I like girls who can knot ties. How about knotting mine?

Anything for you sweetie

mirexxx:
ur taking it too far o

I have not even started and you are already crying.. Did they not tell you i have a degree in snatchiology?

kilokeys:
see ur mouth.. u r here shey?.. u wouldn't pick some1 abi..

confirms our convo

AgapeCharis:

Who are you wooing??

Woo kor..
You are not getting the gist abi?
Usman Shagari or nobody else!!

djeezy:
No I wasn't online that day. I've not read the lines there. There's space for you. Accept the challenge. Show me what you've got.

Which challenge?
The only challenge i'd have now is how to knot ties.. I need to perfect my knotting skills since you love wearing suits

chibwike:
have been good too oh...hope u re having fun...who re you wooing

Woo ke?? I'll be waiting for zicoraads and his match make to come to pass.. Till then, i am in for the cheering commitee..
How's work?

zicoraads:
Hahahahaaaaaa...are you kidding me? Wow!

It really pays to be a fine boy

Uhmmmm...but on a more serious note...you actually, really carried out a background check on him? If you are so, so into him...I might be able to carry out a match make

I think I know who might know who might know who might get you digits

Hahahahahahahah
Pls do carrry the match make o..
Flying first class with british airways no go be bad thing for me.. And nope.. Its not his money i'll be spending.. Its Shehu Shagari's stolen money .
After getting a customised Lamborghini from him.. We'll break up.. Cause i cant get married into a polygamous family


I await your sweet match make!!
Thanks and God bless you flenty flenty

djeezy:
I was writing exams, in consequent thereof there wasn't enough time for me to compose my symphony. Precision is the hallmark of chyking. Are you not wooing somebody?

Patrick Obaigbhon A.k.a Wole Soyinka A.k.a Elton
I only asked where were you o??
Exams.. But you were online on the day of the challenge . True or true?

I be wan woo you o but no space

chibwike:
Ada hw re u doing

djeezy:
I accept with pleasure. Goodluck hun.

Hot cake!!
Where were you when the men edition was on??

Unibenstudent:
yes I agree but am hanging my boots next year January..pronto

AgapeCharis:
But Usman is my 10th name ni

Really??
Counterfeit..

Usman Osasogie I see you o

zicoraads:
How much are you willing to bet that he is?

I love making bets...

A thousand pounds wont be so bad
I just hope i find a job to replace the tuition money i'm about gambling off

On a more serious note.. The guy is not a NLander.. I don do background check untop him matter tire
I can even tell you where he clubbed last night

Unibenstudent:
no I want a female barrister whom I can flirt with in the middle of court sessions..

You see your life ]
Woman wrapper.. Guilty as charged!!!

zicoraads:
Big eyes! It's Usman somborry u want to woo... what happened to all the niggas here? You and Blackett are a perfect match... it's amazing how the both of you 'complete each other's sentences'

And hu says the boy isn't a nairalander? Trust me...he is!

Blood of God
Blackett??
I wish i had a thing for robots. It would have been a match made in Mars!


Usman is not a Nlander, i am very sure of that

Unibenstudent:
[s][/s]what an unwholesome and lugubrious assasination of character,I will see u in court as dechan.del and naija.boiy will be my lawyers in the court of law...

Chris, biko is your mum no longer a barrister?
I am sure she is more worthy to represent you