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(6) They lie about their relationship status: Not all ladies are guilty of this though but majority are. Some ladies lie about their relationship status depending on the type of guy that approaches them. A lady is often likely to tell a fresh guy like biafranbushboy that she is single even if when she isn't. She might do this just to know the intention of the guy as if they dinnor know before..shaprapra girls. The reverse is the case when approached by a guy who doesn't match their taste. They even go to the extent of telling you they have a boyfriend and his name is Jesus. They tell you they are only in love with their bed and their mama.

(5) They act like JJC/Novice: After God,fear woman! These kind of girls sharp die! When approached by a guy,they pretend to be innocent. For example, you try to woo her and ask her on a date, these girls pretend to be naive as if they don't know what we mean. They will be like "what is date" Fear these women!

(4) They act like they don't see or notice you: I am a victim of this. I remember my tutorial back then, i was talking with this girl and she was just looking sideways and frowning and i was standing there in her front. I wasn't even toasting her o. Mtchew! She avoided my gaze as if i was irritating her or something! Smh!

(3) They lie to their friends that the guy is not their type: This statement pisses me off i swear! Some ladies after being approached by cute guys like me, seun,lalasticlala still go and tell their friends we are not their type of guy when deep down in their one corner heart,they are extremely happy that their prince charming is finally asking them out. Ask kennygee

(2) They size your pockets and appearance: slayqueens will agree with me on this,some girls when they just look at you from head to toe,they already know your destiny. They know whether you be olori re or olori ibu. These kind of ladies won't even give you attention if you don't have money or anything to offer.

(1) They pretend to be time-driven: This is very common in ladies,especially when they are in the midst of their female folks. When you as a guy intend to pour out those sweet romantic quotes you have crammed through out the night to her instead of reading your bible,she cuts you off by saying she doesn't have time. She can't stand for long with you because she and her friends are going for shopping. Nonsense!

Seriously,some girls can be very funny. It is okay for a lady to do 'shakara' when approached by cute guys like deckline,farano,roctation,iLengendd,Tosyn2much but if the tin kon too much,it can be annoying. Without wasting time,let's get straight down to business. 10 annoying acts ladies put up when approached by a guy:

InTime:
Stretch Marks Or What

That kine stretch mark ehn, dey fit take am wire the whole entire community so.

kennygee:
You're gay? The saxophonist is a guy. Hope you're aware?

Yeah... I know. I was telling him how long i last in bed. I told him you were my witness.

I Last 45min 38sec. Ask kennygee

BiafranBushBoy:
Pure bullshit...

Nobody called you here! Please respect yourself.

chiommy123:
I keep asking myself what are the insults for. someone you don't know and may never meet one one. if you don't know what to say to the person why not come and be going

They are nothing but kids!

manGODDED:
i call this forum "bashers-land'. insults and e-fights in virtually every thread you open, every thread.

Lol... e-fights

2dice01:
Baba life itself is a joke
Dont take it personal
Lmao seems you know me before whats ur other. Moniker

I have only one.

dnapstar:
Well, come up with a story of a beautiful lady you meet and you plan to date her and see her reaction, if she is jealous then be patient, it's only a matter of time and you would get her but if she shows no sign of jealousy then you are really her good frnd and future prayer partner.

I will try this. Thank you!

2dice01:
Worldwar is about to go down

Me looking at the op like

Must everything be a joke to you

FromZeroToHero:
my dear why are you worrying yourself, you have to understand that there's difference between friendship and relationship. all she want for now is your friendship. just play along and continue to be nice to her. Try to answer her call whenever she calls as far she's the one calling, you have nothing to lose. Remove your mind from anything concerning being in a relationship with her because the more you pressure her the more she keeps forming for you. I hope this helps.

Thanks. I really appreciate. The guys bashing me just don't understand.

EzendiEgo1:
You are stupid

What was that for?

Diamond23:
Nice one....just hope dey will listen. It’s just becoming so childish especially d Romance section

Exactly! I have desisted from throwing tantrums online with people. Kids will always be kids.

ritylove:
you havent seen anything some would even go as far as insulting your parents grand parents even your ancestors someone who they know nothing about....maturity is not by age but your ability to reason kids everwhere

I asked for advice on a previous post,i got bashed! No respect!

This is really annoying and considering the fact that Nairaland as a forum gives one the freedom of anonymity and an unknown identity,lazy and jobless youths have used it to sour the moments of young goal-driven people with savage and annoying responses.
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I saw a thread created by a female nairalander stating what she loves in a man,in less than 10minutes,you would count up to 10 insulting comments. They even insulted her father and i was like WTF! This is really umbecoming and definately not the way forward.
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As the white people say RESPECT IS RECIPROCAL.
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Let me remind you,nairaland is what it is today because of us. Without us,there wouldn't be nairaland.
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I made this post at a time like this when i think those Jss 3 boys would have gone to bed.
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Please let us learn to respect ourselves. Nairaland is not for bashing. We don't know who is who and truth be told,we don't know if our destined helpers are here within.
#saynotoSavageAttack
cc Roctation
mynd44, lalasticlala,seun
FP abeg

You guys are just savages. I asked for advice and y'all bashing me with insults!!

Nobodies:
My boobs have been very heavy lately, wat do I do to make it loose weight

Where the peeshore make i examine how heavy the bweazz be

Olalan:
The girl is not interested in a romantic relationship with you and the better you realise that the better for you.
BTW be man enough to ask her why she can't date you for now, just maybe she's keeping you for reserve in case her current date if she has any dumps her........ and really it wouldn't be fair to you.
If she can't date you for now then find another girl to date................

Its hard but i really appreciate.

Bluezy13:
Hehehe...


Dude never see her skirt, you dey talk of fvck
Her body is the temple of the Lord

I'm not really interested in the sex yet.

nuggarito:
It's simple, since she has used the Bible to set the table before you, you can also do the same.
In essence, stop picking her calls and kindly preach to her about accepting your fate. There are other fishes to catch in this deep blue sea.

You can thank me later.

Thanks. I really appreciate.

I ASKED FOR ADVICE.
SERIOUSLY,NAIRALAND ISN'T HELPING
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cc.Richiez
cc. Lalasticlala
cc. Fynestboi
cc.dominique
cc farano
cc Roctation

Colourich:
She is playing with your intelligence!!

Hmmm...but,what should i do?

Sheuns:
You started the relationship seeing her as a church girl and all. She has programmed how she appears to you as a Jesus baby and now you want her to change to a lady you can flirt with? It doesn't work that way bro. Funny thing is there's a guy somewhere that gives her those dirty words she wants to hear elsewhere and she responds very well to him. She can't change to that flirty babe for you bro.

No,she doesn't appear churchy to me bro. She just uses the bible excuses. I don't know why.

Cholls:
my brothers mehn see dat bold statement.............................dis girl na the Queen of savage in the land of Friendzoning.

Should i quit the friendship stuff

IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
Wow


Congratulations.
You have successfully been BIBLE -ZONED.

Count ur self lucky cos this type of ZONING is a first class one

Please,advice me.