₦airaland Forum

agbonkamen:
you are a foolish person for concluding that Edo people are terrible.

You are kuku useless on your own. See as you be like carved idol for your dp foolish girl!

Edo again Benin girls are useless i swear!
BTW- OP You are mad!! Goes braless bawo?! Where the nipple That small tin wey be like ofio! Smh!

Offpoint:
10 Reasons why masturbation is better than having a girlfriend.

1. Vaseline is less than 1k, and it can last for 2months... calculate how much Condon you can buy in a month.

2. You mind is at rest... Vaseline will never miss a period

3. Less energy spend, you won't worry about energy drinks and Viagra.

4. Vaseline will never ask for recharge card and subscription

5. Vaseline doesn't plait hair, money for relaxer, weavon and attachments save.

6. if some random girl text me Vaseline will never ask who was that...peace of mind

7. I have access to my Vaseline everytime... I mean everytime

8. Vaseline will never yell at me to go harder, faster, is that all you got?.... it's on my term.

My secretary on nairaland should add the remaining two

Both you and your secretary are foolish!!

mtcheeeeww!!

OP 500,000 what Your own lie sef dey confuse you!

Benin girls shaaaaa

Funpeter:
how do you make your payment the bank said I should get remita code....the online is not going through

I did it all in my tutorial center! My duty was to pay!! #4000 for everything.

miracood:
the reg went smoothly and i went to bank (zenith) to pay #2000,+(1000)for commision

transport=#100

#700 for cybercafe total of #3,800

I've done mine today! My printout wasn't very clear though,but its all good.

chitheo:
not sure about now but when i did mine then. ...I used red background.

I used white though. Its all good.

jidxin:
three MEN

Savage!

What background colour is our passport for the Delsu postutme? Red or white or anyone

18 years I am 4 years old then.

tkgz:
If You Urinate Just Before Sex, Stop It Now Or….Read Terrible Reason

It’s common that most people urinate before s*x, but do you know that it could be dangerous to your health?
Urologists throughout the world advise women not to urinate before they have s*x, but do that after s*x.
This is because you can fall victim to a bacterial infection.
Bacteria enters the urethra through vag!na and when you urinate, the bacteria comes out. If you don’t urinate after s*x, the bacteria may enter the bladder, causing infection.
The urologist David Kaufman advises women not to urinate before s*x. He considers this the greatest mistake women have explained so far.
How to prevent bacterial infection?

https://dailybox.win/urinate-just-before-sx-terrible-reason/

Nnaa... Stay there!! Beta piss neva catch you na.

Ehyaa.. I sure say that woman na from Benin . Edo people are terrible.

Naza25:
So what? I take pictures with Zuckerberg and Bill gates every week and I don't make noise about it

Just yesterday,i was with Larry Paige and Sergie Brinn,the owners and CEO of google. Even Jeff Bezos and Carlos slim came along. All these happened in my dream and i did not make any noise about it. Smh for some girls sha.

okay...after that one what else did she did o

dingbang:
When small boiz in China are making China phones... Who sold our destiny?

Savage!

greencard:
Sadly sad
This is what my country has (DEGRADES) to


Do we have IDP camps in the 80's
Just thinking loud

Nna biko, your Engrish is buharific. There is God o. BTW- I don't know what to type but this country is finished!

Nuel25846:
I tried generating pin and they told me my reg number is invalid!!

Maybe server issues! Just chill.

Nuel25846:
it makes me feel hopeless applying

c'mon bro don't feel that way. We will all get it.

Nuel25846:
I even tried registering and they told me my reg number is invalid

I'll do mine next week.

Nuel25846:
did u see that girl on my school.ng that scored 287 in jamb and 87 in post ume and still didn't get admission into pharmacy she applied for supplementary and still didn't get admission?

Lol. Yeah i did. She got 82 in putme but not admitted. I commented on it. Its just grace we need. It happens in all schools.

Indomixx:
Is Delsu form out now??

YES!

Salarys:
I guess the question is asking for which one of the words among the options can’t be formed from Consolidate...

Yeah! I delibrately didn't wanna highlight it. I thought nobody would answer.

Electra52:
All Delsu aspirants, drip your whatsapp contact to he added to the whatsapp group

I am a Delsu aspirant but i am not on whatsapp yet.

DELSU APTITUDE TEST ON WORD FORMATION. 1. CONSOLIDATE (a) Lentil (b) Slain (c) Condole (d) Detail.

yamendiva:
Ok

Your Location says Kenturkey,Canada and your signature says Benin. Your own lie sef dey confuse your diluted brain

sekzy99:
thanks. What about computer education/science and how many years is the program

Yeah. Last year cut off mark for computer education in Delsu was 45. Its usually a 4-year program.

I smell lies but continue just look at your moniker. Can a wolf ever have a first class You are even lucky you had 3.82. You should have had 0.02.
PS: FIRST CLASS IS FOR HUMANS. NOT ANIMALS.