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Jet crash is real...be kiafool.

3 girls like this no fi reach me o

Daveconsult:
Did you beat the cut off mark for your department

No.

dennisworld1:
they will only admit 120 student in law.. Out of over 2000 that applied for this year

So delsu will admit only 120 students for law and throw the rests away. No other relative course to be given to them? Mhen... If it is true,then delsu is rotten through and through. The supplementary form they sold last year was just filled with nonsense courses and not all who filled in were even admitted... Last year over 10 batches were released. If Merit list are for those who reached/beat their cut off marks. 2nd/3rd batch are for who

What kinnof rough play is this What will he tell God if he dies of breazz suffocation

chiommy123:
stop freezing and melt him like an ice. he will know how far

I'll go back and meet him to do that!

chiommy123:
you should have 'finished' him next time he will maintain a good distance from you

The fear and shock alone just made me freeze.

okwabayi:
Early 30s is elderly now? OP, how old are you, 15 or 17?

I just assumed baba!

mhd5757:
Back in Malaysia one fat guy like this came to me and asked me; can you f***k me in the ass? I give you 100Rm
I didint even know when I started beating the guy, the security guards had to come and stop me.

Lmao That's raw!

MAYBE HE SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO BEING WHAT HE WAS BEFORE. A NONETITY!

lefulefu:
So someone dat dont know u from adam will just hold u and start tellin u dat he loves u..and since when did someone in his early 30s become elderly?..FAKE NEWS.

He has an elderly face. I just guessed his age to be within that range. I'm very quite younger than he is. So yeah,he is elderly. QED!

kingxsamz:
Na all this kind mumu thread dey make me vex.

abeg,no vex. I just felt i should let you guys know na.

CorneliusSulla8:
This Delsu na one strange school.
the ridiculous putme aside.
I even heard up to eleven batches are released and some few days before exam how do you then properly register into the school ?
the things I read about this school just make it seem like they have no idea what they are doing!

As for me... If i don't see my admission before october ending,my fate is sealed.

RevenGeMission:
That's sexual harrasment , you should have had him arrested


I put ''I AM GAY'' label for head ??


I cover my Yansh with the blood of Zakariah

Nigerian police get time

Alejoc:



I will wait till I am in such situation before deciding on what to do

To be sincere. I was shocked.

This happened to me when i was in A.S.K hotel at Ijako earlier today.
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I was in the dressing room after taking a little swim to calm my nerves when a dude in his early 30's came over and wrapped his arms around my waist telling me i'm cute and the kind of guy he was looking for. I didn't understand what he was saying. He said he'd give me anything if i can be his lover. He said money isn't his problem. All my life this has never happened to me (please note: I am a guy)
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I didn't wait for him to finish. I just shoved him away,dressed up without combing my hair. I sped off from the hotel with immediate effect.
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I told him if my village people had sent him to me,he should tell them i'm not around.
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If you were in my position,what would you have done
Fynestboi
Lalasticlala

Chineke nakpogi! Tufiakwa!!

Please,please, i'm begging you in the name of your father. I know life has been unfair to you. I know you are sad and depressed. Please,make the suicide quick. Use sniper and the keeper(satan)will reward you!

trinity227:
Ladies which of these butts best symbolizes what you carrying now.. I know some Nairalanders female folks are 16

Thats an insult na but true

dennisworld1:
they will. Each department already have numbers that beat the cutoff. If you didnt pass the cut off u can buy change of course and switch.pls advice if u didnt beat the cutoff dont meet anybody that says he will help you if not u are on your own. Just be calm and move ahead. The cut off would soon be uploaded in the school bulletin.
Maybe before weekend

No thanks. I'll just wait here for the 1st and the 2nd list. I have no intention of buying a supplementary form.

Kylekent59:
Why are you all criticizing the lady. She did the right thing by telling the guy to buy deodorant.
Why should the guy be observing her from behind at first??


I would rather see this issue as "M", While you all see it as "W".

You can turn your phone upside down if you don't understand what I meant.

Her approach was wrong oga. She could have told him privately.

Diamond23:
Op r u sure u r not d the same guy nd indirectly asking us NLers for help....although no one understands u buh I do. Use Colgate active breathe corrector Nd Hammer anti-perspiration Nd body spray.....................Chaii, sense won’t kee me ... Op just joking b4 una come for ma head

No be me o.

Brukx:
it's never indicated on the portal

Okay. Thanks.

Offpoint:
That's my name... you can say that again.

If i fry that mosquitoe net,na you go chop am.

Brukx:
(Jamb/ 8 ) +(PUME/2) that's how it has always been done

It wasn't indicated on the portal na.

WHAT A CUT OFF!! DELSU DIDN'T USE JAMB. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I'M FEELING. LET THE ADMISSIONS ROLE IN.

Offpoint:
What should we do now? fry mosquito net?

You are totally off point.

dancok:
i doubt this story, can a lady actually say that to a stranger.

Some ladies' don't have respect. That's the reason they don't know why they're still single at the age of 45.

Quiescere:
Both the lady and the worker are uncouth. You gotta be tactical with telling a stranger he has body or mouth odour because you don't know them and don't know how they're gonna react. Sensitive issues require sensitive approaches. The girl in line is lucky she didn't get slapped after telling the man he "stinks" in such a rude manner; another man might've reacted angrily.

I expected the man to react but he didn't. Maybe because the lady came with a Range Rover car or something so he felt intimidated.

don4real18:
Firstly, the so-called lady on the queue is extremely mannerless. It's people like them that get beaten up for sticking their Pinocchio's nose into other people's business.
Then secondly, that worker should be sacked. I wonder if these workers aren't trained on customer's relationship before resuming duties.

Everybody blood just dey hot.

Ekez:
Somebody no go get body and mouth odour peace again mteeeew,
Infact i am Nigerialess.

Those people no dey mind their business.

chitheo:
Hi, did you apply for law?

Yes ma'am.