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youngberry001:
Mine waz dis early morning i colect hot slap wey no be my own in the bank

Lol... who slap you? Hope say no be army?! The day wey army man slap one of my guy,the guy just dey ask me why everywhere red.

donbachi:
From body odour to bad breath..hope sey dem no spoil dat day 4 u.

My broda,no be small tin o. I was broke.

chiommy123:
you couldn't even bell your fellow guy na wa you oh. the way she handled it wasn't good sha.

Yesterday wasn't funny. I couldn't withdraw at all.

cc. farano cc. roctation cc. fynestboi cc. lalasticlala

Savages are everywhere!
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On the 14th of August yesterday, I needed money urgently to sort out some bills and do a little shopping for myself. I took my A.T.M. I decided to go to Access bank since they were not so many. Some ladies' can be very harsh. I was staying behind a very fair beautiful lady with a nice figure.
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The guy staying at the front of this lady who was about withdrawing stopped to take a look at the lady behind him. He smiled but soon started wondering while the lady was covering her nose not smiling.After withdrawing,the lady said "use some of the money to buy a nice deodorant,you stink". Honestly,we on the queue were just like WTF just happenedThat was a very wrong approach.
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I couldn't withdraw becos of server issues. I went into the bank and i saw chaos. A man was just shouting at a worker "how dare you,Do you know who i am"?I asked a man there what happened,the said the worker told him that he had a bad breath! I was like what was his business?!
I could'nt withdraw anything o.

Tamarapetty:
Row row row your boat, gently down the stream

Merrily,merrily,merrily,merrily, abeg complete the song for me

PrinceJoeWan:
They did it last year when they advertised vacancies for departments but just pray hard it can happen again!
Except for dat scenario, once u did not meet cut off mark and u don't know ROAD 4get admission and don't go about looking for those who claim to be connected, they will only Scam U !
So Pray Hard !

The advertised courses last year were nonsense. Good thing i won't be needing them. My admission is certain by God's grace.
Btw- when are we going to see cut off mark?

miracood:
I CANT EVEN PREDICT delsu. bro, but i know by GODS GRACE my admission is sure.

Amen! I key into your faith...and mine also. I will testify!

miracood:
WHY is this group so dry??

Will delsu still divide our jamb by 8 and putme by 2?

I don't know if Delsu gives other admission to those who didn't reach their course cut off marks.

Tales my grandmother told me. This is purely a make-up story. Believe at your own peril.
Btw- If you are asking for advice,nairaland is definately not a forum you'd get one. We only have savages!

If you actually came here and you read the full screenshoted messages, you get time!!

remsonik:
Awesome babe. While most are here castigating the girls and offline they go Randy and loose. See a man taking good advise

So you believe that story...

dennisworld1:
not o my brother.. Law.. Hard. 120 student was admitted..though i i travelled to work thinking her name will come out. Even someone i trust to do it for me fail.

Was she not offered another course?

Oshogbo girls shaaa ... See as she be like inequality for the first picture

Can i still trust her
HELL NO!!!
She is not really a wife material. A wife should be willing to die for her husband. T/F?

ItzChinnex:
Continue lying

I swear i'm not.

This reminded me about my experience at Ekpoma in a club... A man was singing and jumping and dancing beside a very small boy of about 8years old,the boy just snapped his fingers when the man was jumping in the air and he couldn't come down i swear. The boy was asking the man what was making him happy? We later got to know the boy was a wizard! Till my last breath,i no go near any club again. So make we check this picture wella,this man fi don hang.

Rochas Okocrochas is a cockcroach!!!

MrNipplesLover:
@OP, you are wasting your precious times on dem, I don't find fault in women.

why?

-cos all I do is fvvvvvvvck...

romeos like u can keep on outlining 10,20, 30-100 acts women put up when approached.

Now i know why you are like this...better no carry your nonsense near my future wife o!

Dangerousboy:
guy u chop hot shit? I tell u say I no dey go church, na ur question?

Na my post!

Dangerousboy:
can u elaborate more on this your technique pls

Werey boy. Better comman be going to church.elaborate koh commemorate ni

Olalan:
Get your facts right..... it's when approached by a guy they perceive is broke.........

Read well.

ABBkelvin:
Whenever you're approaching a girl for the first time, put on nice shoe and spray good Cologne.
If you're very goodlooking bloke, you have to drop your ego, act like you're not goodlooking, give her the impression she's pretty and you won't compete with attention as time goes on. Easy lay tricks

Baba o. Experience!

Skmoda360:
I drift to that number 5 die and its common with most girls in naija....

My broda,no be small tin o

Sugarcious:
Are you sure your mouth wasn't stinking like a pit?

Smell keh?! na me dem take use for close up advert sef. Fresh breath

You can add yours...

(9) They preach religion: I am not against this but sometimes are not the best times to do this. Some girls will sit and be enjoying the brother's love quote only to stop him and say "I love you too but Jesus loves you more". FRIEND ZONE. She tells you she loves you as a brother in Christ. They preach that true love can only be found in Christ. You being the guy,will just sit there and pretend to listen. You don't want to be termed child of satan.

( They insult you directly to your face: These are the shaku shaku babes. They are really annoying and abusive. They look at your hair style,your mode of dressing and they openly declare they don't date rats. This can be very deep and heartbreaking!

(7) They act hard to get: This is common among ladies. Their favourite line is "i am not that type of girl". These ladies are heartless. They wait for you to pour all your love quotes. When done,they hiss and walk out on you. Lobatan