₦airaland Forum

kennyonthrone: Nigga someone jst lost his Dad dis al u can say....

R.I.P igwe Ojukwu...wat a handsome man even though i ve nt seen u in person u re indeed grt...aam proud 2 ve hailed from Awka-Etiti*small London*

D kingship wil nw leave Nkolofia 2 Umunocha hp say no b rat poison dem gv uuu

Once again R.I.P ma King

Hey!? ...is the IGWE a rat?

Infomizer: 1. Accept the fact that nobody is irreplaceable!
2. Try the sour grapes approach. It's time to open your eyes to the imperfect aspect of the person that love made you ignore in the first place. Dwell on those and watch the heart mend itself. Nobody is worth that much and if they were, you wouldn't be heartbroken. Tell her to look at the bright side of the heart break (trust me, there is).

I don't quite agree with your number 2. however, TIME has always been a better healer.

IGBO-SON:
Gosh....the pic looks old!

The pic "IS" old

ULSHERLAN: If ur bf could do this then I can assume ur age range.

sure thing

heykims: nigeria has eva been on metaphorical solar eclipse, ds is just a literarl backup. Na only day dey turn dark for ds country a manifestaion of d pathological state. Eclipse of d earth wey nite go turn day neva happen for ds country, hmmm....

for where e happen b4?

Alikaxon: i thought the next eclips would be in 2032. Alryt.

cld u be talking abt a SOLAR eclipse or a LUNAR eclipse?

I LOVE MERCEDES

Most women want to maintain the size of their hips, especially after giving birth to children, but Mikel Ruffinelli is not like them. She likes her new shapes and doesn't want them to get smaller.
"I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don't have health problems," 39-year old Mikel Ruffinelli insists. "I love Mexican food, English breakfasts and chips. My husband finds my shape sexy and we have an amazing time in bed - there's no position we can't do! He tells me I'm beautiful every day. Men don't fancy skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure."

The mother of four children holds the world's record for Largest Hips, measuring 8 feet in circumference.
The lady experiences problems in the shower, because she can't close the door all the way, and moving through doorways requires her to turn sideways.
It can also cause issues when she's out in public, as people tend to be quite rude about her figure. But she always has her husband to back her up.

Wey picture?

Dreal1247: Dis is a welcomed development. Though the local producers av 2 be adequately financed to meet up with the local demand.

and also quality n style to suit various individual needs just as tokunbo cars have done in years past.

At least you witnesses will never try his house again.

Na the baby picture I for like to see

alutacontinua: I hate to say it nd i wanna apologize in advance to all my nairaland paddies but the truth remains most guys are ugly!

That's ok by me

Why is the owner selling?

DERAILER!!!

Chiscomax: A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypen!s," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

After the last incident where a Dana aircraft lost an engine in mid air?

GustavoFring: The Flourish Toothpaste Ads from Back in the Day.

The one where a woman stranded on a desert island uses here brilliant white teeth to signal a helicopter flying above.

Only God knows how many times I was smiling at the sky under hot sun,hoping that an aeroplane would park and carry me away.

It was a guy who was stranded, not a woman. the helicopter pilot happened to be the woman.

No A/C?

Where are you coming from and where are you going to?

serious buyer, 2.1M
08030938491

destino24: isn't that supposed to be a crime?

how?

ebamma: Im not suprised, church business is the most lucrative business in nigeria at the moment,Who no want get him own private jet?

How many people were named to have opened church in the whole of this post now?

Most of your codes and abbreviations were not understood. could you please type in full?

Is that all the pics?

I paid someone to do this registration for me. He returned all papers except the Central Motor Registry (CMR) of which he claimed he could not get due to the new development of Biometric registration. Please, is there anything you can say about this?

Kabieosi: Put on your shades, the future is bright

I just love this expression

bcy: Don't know why pictures not uploading... can someone tell me how?

pics might be in the wrong format or larger than what the site is programmed to accommodate.

...what took u so long?

floridam: This go to show that the end of time has come seeing rare things like this.

What are its features? I am interested. MTN stole my N1500 i must do them back

You are advertising a car and you put a fake phone number. I'm sure you are wondering why you haven't received any calls since this advert.

Pls anyone with the above mentioned vehicle in his or her car port shl Holla. 08030938491. Budget is 2M

Does it not have 4wheel drive function? Why did u not list it among the features?