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Where are the faces of the suspects?

Just call a plumber. Bringing shit problem to nairaland is a let down to those who have real problems.

Faultless Nigerian used Nissan xtrail for quick sale. Location is Owerri, Imo state.
Engine and gear is 100%
AC is working
Black leather seats
Electronically adjustable seats
Etc

Pls chat me up on WhatsApp for pictures. 08030938491
Price is negotiable

fadilaMaikiriki:
Thanks. Please, what's the best name to use for that type of car? A Benz glk 4matic. I was looking for a name to call it, so I just decided to use the word jeep. What name do you think I can call it?

That's a Sport Utility Vehicle it's called SUV for short.

How much per day? Does the charge include fuelling?

Pls can people stops referring to all SUVs as jeeps? Mercedes brand has nothing in common with Jeep brand.

fadilaMaikiriki:
a glk 4matic jeep? I have a friend who has who has a glk 4matic jeep.

Vinnie2000:
A big YES!

She is Attracted to you, wants you to comfort her with Sweet words and somehow wishes you were her Husband.

A married woman who loves her husband will NOT reveal her Marital issues to any Guy outside.

I strongly disagree with this submission. You can't confuse a request for help with attraction.

Allaye2889:
PLEASE sir I need help
This Mitsubishi space wagon GDI was brought to me in this condition, they said the timing belt was replaced and the valves was changed but it refused to start ever since then

If the timing belt was replaced, it might have bent some valves.

You will start afresh by removing the top cylinder head and taking it for proper grinding.

Check the timing belt if it's the right one.

Put the engine back together and try to start.

Blackpromise:
GOLD COLOR XTRAIL 07 FOR SALE
Engine,Gear ,A/C ,SHOCKS Everything 100%
@ 1m
Contact 07068829187
Call / whattsapp

Please is this car still available?

nurey:
Please Gurus in the House, does this calculation work if a distance is 1000km and you are driving 200km/h. if you divided 1000km by 200km you get 5, does that mean if am in a bugatti, doing 200km/h then I will cover the whole 1000km in just 5 hours. Gurus, over to you

Numbers don't lie

gonkin:
So i have a 1992 land cruiser, im thinking of changing the brakes from drum to disc. Also pads are cheaper to replace, easier to inspect and also upgrading my tyres to 35s. I feel the front discs have more stop to it than the rear. Also the front seem to last more than the rear.

Does it use the same as sequoia. How much would it cost. Cuz ive seen videos online on conversion kits and looks easy enough for me. What i want to know is if i can get replacement components

gazzuzz

Yes, It very possible. I did that on my 2001 Camry shortly before I lost the car to thieves. The rear brake discs of a sequoia should be a match. Just make sure the bolts with which to fasten the hubs to the axle are arranged the same.

Aanunimorigba:
Please I want anybody that is using Honda share what he normally notice before the front leg pull out. Is there any noticeable signs before it will happen?

Since its the fake ball joints that are available in the Nigerian market, you would make sure to replace them every 4 months

Do wheel balancing

If we can find the parts here in Nigeria, then we can fix your hybrid and electric cars. Yet, we stii fix hybrid cars here in Owerri.

Thatwebdev:
If you don't mind me asking, intrested in what?

Interested in using it for bolt if its your car and you are willing to give it out on HP

Thatwebdev:
Honda accord euro 2006.
I4, cylinder, 2.4L engine.

Yes it is. I am interested. please 08030938491

If you have a good car for bolt business on Hire purchase and you want the driver to be in Owerri, please let me know. 08030938491

Please, I also need a car for Bolt and Uber on either Hire purchase in Owerri.

No stories on weekly or monthly remittance.

Is Tinubu going to get 3 terms as president, Abi why would OBJ be jealous of him?

dat9jaguy:
All these vultures preying on people's misfortune to chase clout. What is the use of this his statement . The errant policeman has been arrested and his details made public,on the same day of the incident. So tell me what new thing he is saying.



Modified :
I have expressed my opinion on the issue, which is the matter is being handled and no need for Falz to try and gain over a matter already being handled by the authorities. Come and beat me if I said anything bad here.

Yes, we have HEARD that he has been aprehended. Details of his punishment should be made public. that is the simple thing Falz is saying.

Banbutton:
The police man should have been killed the moment he was arrested.

Killing is no punishment. he should be dis membered alive and made to die a slow and painful death.

eddie7:
Bayelsa Man Abscond From Marriage Ceremony Over Incessant Demands �

Drama as bridegroom walks out of engagement ceremony in Imo State due to extortion.

He paid N1,500,000 to cater for food, tents, chairs and a public address system.

He was also made to set aside N100,000 as the bride price that the two families had agreed on.

Biobelemoye David was asked to add N50,000 to the bride price because he had already impregnated the girl.

He was slapped with a N10,000 fine for making a detour to the wrong path and ending up in a different homestead other than the girl's.

He was also asked to pay N15,000 to appease the elders who had become tired of waiting for his arrival.

Drama however ensued when twelve girls covered in loose robes from head to toe were paraded before Biobelemoye David and he was asked to guess who his fiancée was.

He pointed at the wrong woman and that led to yet another fine of N15,000.

The decisive moment specifically was when the elders demanded for a refund of the total sum of N850,000 that had been paid as the girl's school fees and upkeep since she started primary school!

Fuming with anger which he tried his best to hide, Biobelemoye David excused himself to visit a nearby latrine and disappeared!

He switched off his phone and was last seen at a bus heading to Bayelsa State from Imo.

Charles Ebinimi Owaba


#C O P I E D

I stand to say that this is a pure and mischievous lie! My reasons:

1. Did the man not go there with elders? these things are bargained upon and sometimes get settled for as low as 1k
2. Nowhere in Igbo land do they conduct marriage rites on a girl who is pregnant. I don't know why but it's never done unless the pregnancy is hidden from her kinsmen. the lady must be allowed to first have her child.
3. If this ever happened, the man must have gone there alone and having made them believe he is rich, they saw him as a nobody with money and decided to mess him up.
3. The storyteller does not have the actual facts of this story, simple.

SangoOlukosoOba:
Lies!

Kemi always paid to twist stories!

She has track records of twisting stories.

IPOB / ESN killed Gulak, and it was under the instruction of Mazi Kanu

What was the motive?

promotervickky:
A lot of cars that you see on Nigeria Car stands and Online usually come in like this. The problem is not that most of them can't be fixed, it's just that some of them are badly damaged and tend to show problems later, especially flooded cars!!!

Lol! ...no be today nah. Its been an age long practice. Some dealers are honest enough to tell a buyer that its a salvage title.

promotervickky:
The best way to avoid this is to know the history of the car, you can do this by running a ViNcheck on it

This I agree with.

No be men I de see for the picture so, abi the witches leave their boobs for house before flying to the meeting ground?

Abeg na lie joor!

supercase1:
Have you heard of an AK47/AR15 rifle b4,do you know the damage capacity of a fully loaded 30 round AK47 in auto mode,u think charms will protect u guys I think u guys really need to go back to the stone age.my friends these clowns stand no chance with their one shot rabbit hunting Dane guns get that

"you guys" ...?

Boy, firstly I am an Igbo man so I am not an Amotekun security operative.
Secondly, from your submission, I dont think you have seen much of life.

niyisky:
This joke is becoming stale... I taught Kayode Fayemi is an intelligent man? This commander nah owanbe Ankara him wear so

They had better come up with something better

Is it really about the outfit? have you thought about their proposed mode of combat or rules of engagement? When you do that, their outfit would not matter one bit to you.

Get an auto electrician. He should confirm connectivity btw the throttle body and the pedal.

Hondaonly:
My God. So he wanted to make cool 4k from me,plus 1k workmanship.
My God. What filling station can i get the stallion 1 from at 9k. Total or whr

The extra money could be for delivery logistics.

Try any MRS filling station.

sacramento1212:
How was your experience with the Brand? Mobil 1 is a reputable brand but sometimes i don't purchase brand name but positive reviews.

It has served well though.

A customer of mine ran the oil for seven months in his nissan xtrail before turning up for an oil change and there was no problem.