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[quote author=soe post=28019603]Ehhen? And so what

What is hard in Microsoft word and PowerPoint? Ah ah!!

In short... OP... Give me that thing wey you dey smoke ..me sef wan drag am small[/quote

If u think it's not hard why not participate in next year microsoft office worldwide competition you stand a chance to win a trip to texas USA,Microsoft Xbox plus $2500.

Visit: http://readmanna.net/
To Register and participate

Dannyset:
If he's not a Nigerian, am not interested.

A Nigerian came 2nd place Worldwide in the international Microsoft Office Competition; check the link below,

https://www.nairaland.com/1941430/olubunmi-

Vivly:
I want a tall muscular guy with a fat bank account living in a well set house and having a fat bank account from his place of work.
Thanks.

Don’t marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that.”

We've all heard stories of lottery winners, rock stars, heirs and heiresses, and professional athletes becoming millionaire morons who wake up rich but are broke by nightfall.

@greatpipi....to register you can get info @ www.readmanna.net

@alabi0111,Dude no competition on Microsoft Office Specialist for those above 22 yet.

Students must be between the ages of 13 and 22 (as of June 15, 2015) in order to participate in the World Championship in Dallas, Texas.

Prize Packages




National Microsoft Office Specialist competition Price Package includes:
18 Microsoft Xbox

Welcome to the 2015 Microsoft Office Specialist World Championship

Prove your skills in Microsoft Word, Excel® and PowerPoint® and you could win an invitation to compete in the World Championship finals in Dallas, Texas!

The Microsoft Office Specialist World Championship is a global competition that tests students' skills on Microsoft Office applications. Participating in this competition provides you with an excellent opportunity for you to showcase your Microsoft Office Word, Excel and PowerPoint skills, have some fun, impress student colleagues and gain recognition. As the competition sponsor, Certiport wants to provide you a platform to demonstrate your success. Take advantage of this prestigious opportunity today.

To participate, pass one of the following exams:

Microsoft Office Specialist Word 2010 Exam
Microsoft Office Specialist Excel® 2010 Exam
Microsoft Office Specialist PowerPoint® 2010 Exam
Microsoft Office Specialist Word 2013 Exam
Microsoft Office Specialist Excel® 2013 Exam
Microsoft Office Specialist PowerPoint® 2013 Exam

for more info:www.readmanna.net

The 2015 Microsoft Office Specialist World Championship would attract more than 400,000 unique candidates from 130 countries who will compete to demonstrate their mastery of Microsoft Office products....for more info please visit: www.readmanna.net

Women with virgin men everywhere have hope!.......Unless, of course, you have a horror story to tell. I’m assuming there are people who also married virgins (or at least had sex with one) and it wasnt the worst experience of their lives......n they last longer than 10mins

How to Be a Side Chick
If you're a side chick who wants to keep up a relationship with a guy who has a Main, then you have to know the rules of the game. You can't expect the relationship to be more than what it is: a way for both of you to have a good time and not worry about where the relationship is going. The second you start to question your status as a mistress or ask for something more, all of the fun will be over. So if you want to be a good side chick, you have to stop stressing out and learn to have a good time with your man -- and if you find that you can't have fun, then you've gotta get out.....

Get out if you're not happy. Nobody said being a side chick was the easiest thing in the world. If you really like the guy while knowing he's seeing someone else and don't want things to get too serious, then fine. However, it's hard to be a side chick for long before you get fed up with the situation and want something more; if you're feeling upset and frustrated, there's no need to fake being "cool" with everything when you're not. It's simple. If it's not for you, get out.

i am looking for words to describe groups of Politicians who who acts arrogantly and always disagrees with others unreasonably in order to upset people around them?...There are cantankerous curmudgeons, antagonizing arses, disagreeable dolts who deliver diatribes. Not to mention bloviating blowhards, mean malcontents, foul faultfinders, ghastly grouches, killjoys, misanthropes, cranks and general complainers.....

when a Nigeria woman @35 says she is not looking for a boyfriend,its an indication that she is very seriously looking.....

this is how you will route me to Boko haram camp with misleading Headlines.....God dey see u ooo

God....please give me ideas of my own

12 joor...

Let me say right off the bat that I’m not a fan of makeup for kids.As a man it always made me wonder: What are they hiding?

I get that makeup can make women feel better about themselves, but unfortunately for those who were hiding things like, say, acne, makeup sucks as a cover up: Foundationed pimples are no better then regular pimples. (Believe me when I say I have empathy for sufferers of acne.i have a friend whose face was one big suppurating wound.)

but according to this report;culled from http://www.telegraph.co.uk,makeup for kids is bad news.

"Beauty products such as mascara, eye shadow and foundation reportedly have been found to contain chemicals which can be linked to conditions such as cancer, infertility and hormone imbalance.
The study, carried out by The Environmental Working Group, found the younger a girl was when she started using make-up, the greater the danger.

Most British girls do not wear make-up before the age of 11, but some salons and products are available to children as young as six.

According the The Sun, the EWG study on girls aged between 14 and 19 found all the beauty products they tested contained chemicals which could be dangerous, such as phthalates, triclosan, parabens and musks.

These chemicals have been linked in the past to cancer and hormone problems and scientists fear they may end up be connected to depression.

The EWG, which is based in Washington, discovered that young teenagers tend to use around 17 beauty products a day - such as nail polish and hair dye - while adults use 13.

Stacy Malkan, co-founder of the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics, told The Sun: "By the time most girls become teenagers many have a daily make-up ritual.

"As the layers add up so does exposure to dangerous chemicals and that's very bad news for a young girl's health."

i am an IT Instructor, i will be glad if anyone could hook me up to a part time Computer instructor Job. time 3pm to 10pm my skills are listed below:

Networking: Installation and Maintenance, Cabling, User Administration
DBMS: MS Access,
Operating Systems: Windows XP/2003/2000/ME/98 – MS DOS
Software’s: Microsoft Office 2003/XP/2000/97 Word, Excel, Access, Outlook, FrontPage, PowerPoint,
Graphic Design: Adobe Photoshop CS Corel Draw
Web Design: HTML, , Microsoft FrontPage, Macromedia dreawaever,Flash
Hardware: PC Assembling, PC Maintenance, Installation and Maintenance of
Computer Devices