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Family / Re: Why Did He Do This? I Need To Understand Why Some Act This Way. Is It Right? by decountof(m): 9:46am On Nov 19, 2020
Well if you are looking for a good man,i fit the criteria, although I am a single dad. if interested reach out please. .
CalliDora1:


My dear, my dear hm.

Now imagine if I marry such a man, when there's little challenge in biz, he'll blank me? These thoughts have been rioting in my heart since our last contact.

Yeah sure we don't need such in our lives.
Health / How Does The Biological Clock Work? What You Were Born With by decountof(m): 4:26pm On May 16, 2018
How Does the Biological Clock Work? What You Were Born With

women are born with all the eggs they are ever going to have, and they don’t make any new eggs during their lifetime. Women are born with approximately two million eggs in their ovaries, but about eleven thousands of them die every month prior to puberty. As a teenager, a woman has only three hundred thousand to four hundred thousand remaining eggs, and from that point on, approximately one thousand eggs are destined to die each month.

This phenomenon is completely independent of any hormone production, birth control pills, pregnancies, nutritional supplements, or even health or lifestyle. Nothing stops this inexorable death of approximately one thousand eggs every month regardless of ovulation, ovarian inhibition, or stimulation. Whenever the woman runs out of her supply of eggs, the ovaries cease to make estrogen, and she goes through menopause. Despite a lot of journalistic hype, there is no similar phenomenon in men. Men continue to make sperm and testosterone at virtually the same rates, with only a very modest diminution as they age.


Many population studies have demonstrated over several decades that the average fertile woman becomes infertile by age forty or earlier, and undergoes menopause by age fifty. The mean age of the end of female fertility (according to all the early population studies of fertile women) precedes menopause by about ten to thirteen years. The end of fertility for an otherwise normal, fertile woman, and the age of the onset of menopause, correlates strictly with the decline in the number of eggs remaining in her ovary.
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The average female life expectancy in the Western world is currently about eighty-four, whereas in 1900, the average life expectancy was fifty, and in 1850, it was only forty-two years of age. Meanwhile, the average age at which young girls start menstruating in the modern world has decreased from age thirteen or fourteen to age ten or eleven. Neither the overall life expectancy, nor the age of menarche (the beginning of menstruation) has any effect on the average age of menopause.

In fact, the average age of menopause in almost every population studied over any period of time and in any era has remained constant at around fifty. Although some women go through menopause in their twenties (because of POF, i.e., premature ovarian failure) and some go into menopause in their late fifties, the timing does not appear to depend upon any specific element in their lives other than the number of eggs with which they were endowed at birth.

It is this wide variation in endowment of eggs from woman to woman that will determine whether you will lose your fertility early (late twenties or early thirties), or whether you’ll be one of the lucky women who is able to have children into her mid- or even late forties. To recap, the average woman will have three hundred thousand to four hundred thousand eggs at the time of puberty.

An average of one thousand will die every month, and only one of those thousand every month is destined to ovulate. By age thirty-seven, the average woman will be down to only about twenty-five thousand remaining eggs. When only twenty-five thousand eggs remain in the ovaries, menopause will occur in approximately thirteen years. Thus, the average woman begins to become infertile by age thirty-seven or earlier, when her ovarian reserve goes down to about twenty-five thousand eggs, and at age fifty, she will go through menopause. But there are wide variations from this average. What you need to know, in order to plan your entire life, is where you fit on that curve (see fig3. )

Learn More....http://www.infertile.com/beating-biological/

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Phones / Re: See Network Speed In The UK While We Celebrate Mediocre 1mb/s Over Here by decountof(m): 10:28am On Aug 23, 2017
benzene00:
where u go even see 1mb\s



just 200kb/s from glo and I'm already dancing


I get about 1.2MBps from GLO network,Ibeju-Lekki (in front of Dangote Refinery Gate).
Food / Re: Manta Ray: Fish Caught In Bayelsa State. Photos by decountof(m): 12:29pm On Aug 07, 2017
Manta ray versus Stingray. Manta rays are related to stingrays. Both have flattened body shapes and wide pectoral fins that are fused to the head. One of the biggest differences between manta rays and stingrays is that manta rays do NOT have a tail "stinger" or barb like stingrays.

difference between Stingray and Manta Ray?

• Stingray is a group of rays with about 100 species while there are only two species of manta rays.

• Manta ray is much larger and heavier than stingrays.

• Stingray has barbed stings but not manta ray.

• Stingray could be harmful for humans, but there are no accidental attacks on divers from manta rays.

• Manta rays are found mostly around tropical waters and barely in subtropics, whereas stingrays inhabit tropical, subtropical, and occasionally temperate marine waters.

• Manta rays get their gills cleaned from other fishes frequently but not the stingrays.

Business / Re: Get Paid For Your Information, Contents, E Books. Become An Instructor 4 Free. by decountof(m): 5:09pm On Aug 02, 2017
mambodilah:
Hello, everyone!

I bring a great opportunity for all nairalanders.

Are you are a skilled person, a professional in your field or you have great knowledge about what you do? Or do you already teach or train people in your niche? But you don't have an online platform or a website that can fully establish your business. Then this is the time to become one of our instructors and get paid by students that are interested in becoming a professional like you too.

We need a certain number of instructors that already have downloadable contents like an e book or a step by step guide, manual or even course.... Learning materials (eg; write-ups, videos etc) that can be used to teach people. And we shall include you as an instructor into our new platform which is an advanced training online system. This means our customers are going to become your students and pay you for your information online and they will receive all lessons online.

We want instructors from various categories...
The following are the major categories we have for now:

Computer skills/ training
Entrepreneurship/Business ventures
Educational tutorials (on any subject)
Health and fitness
And any other category will be accessed and approved

Please drop your comments if you are interested, What type of content you have and if it's downloaded able.
It's time to engage yourself and get paid. All contents would be uploaded on our e commerce platform.
We would also like to select from other categories that may not be related to those mentioned above.

So if you have any other knowledge about other things you are free to drop your comments.

Thanks.
you can contact me by mail or phone: chrisungarro@gmail.com,08052466967
Computer skills/ training
Entrepreneurship/Business ventures
Educational tutorials (on any subject)
Health and fitness
Career / Re: I Resigned From The "Land Of Slavery" In 2015, My Testimony Now by decountof(m): 9:53pm On Aug 30, 2016
babajeje123:
This is going to be a bit lengthy, but try to read to the end.

Yeah! It all started last year when I had to resign from a school where I was working, due to some unruly behaviour of the management which I could no longer bear. You can read it up here https://www.nairaland.com/2647029/advice-needed-urgently. I resigned into nothing, without backup, without a single savings but bank debt (RenMoney) but today, I have testimonies.

After the resignation, I concentrated on my PPs (fellow teachers will know what this means) and personal development. I would stay at home in the morning to study various materials online (thanks to mtn simple server) and go for my PPs in the evening. In November, God opened amazing doors of high paying PPs for me that i realised NGN350,000 at the end of the month. Then, I quickly started what I couldn't do while working in the land of slavery. I joined a co-operative society so I don't eat all and started meeting some family financial obligations. This flow continued until March when due to Nigeria economic recess, some parents asked me to stop. I felt bad and it was as if i would be back to square one. However, it wasn't so. A colleague called to connect me to a very rich couple who were computer illiterate. In fact, they have one of the leading supermarkets here in Lagos. They've searched for someone who would be coming to teach them in the morning, 2 hours and 3 times a week without finding. I was signed up and it was an experience I will never forget! I trained them for two months and what they paid me each month was NGN10,000 lesser than what my salary was in the land of slavery! Well, the training came to an end and we had to stop. Meanwhile, before I met them, I signed up with a school, teaching ICT on part-time basis. When they (the couple) came on board, I left the school. While I was teaching them, I signed up with another school on part time basis to prepare their year 11 students for ICT IGCSE Edexcel variant. I would go to the school 2 times in a week, go for the computer training 3 times (in the morning) and my PPs in the evening. You can imagine what I was raking in on part time! Though it was stressful, but I enjoyed the flow of money.

So, when I left these wonderful couple, I had a school and 3 PPs and the income reduced to 200,000 (excluding transport). It started becoming challenging health wisely so I asked God to help me know what to do for it was obvious I couldn't continue. Then, I started submitting my cvs in schools. In June, 5 big schools called me for interview and surprisingly, there was no clash of dates (God's factor). The most surprising thing was that it was two years ago (2014) when I submitted my cvs to two of them. To cut the story short, I went and got appointment with two of the schools. One is even with accommodation, (two bed with a/c). I'm resuming with them on 1st of September.

With what happened to me within this one year, I learnt some lessons which I want to share with you:
1. Rather than grumbling, quit working in a place where you know for sure you are not valued. However, don't be too hasty in doing this. Think and pray.
2. Be hopeful. They can still call you where your CVs are.
3. Don't waste time make use of every resource available in developing yourself. I used Mtn simple server judiciously. MTN, you have a loyal customer in me.
4. Be prayerful. God is real! There's an unseen but a greater force somewhere that controls the affairs of men.
You are the next that will testify!


please can you hook me up with a school that needs an ICT teacher or PP.... my email: joangateswang@gmail.com
Events / Re: 2 Ladies Drowned At Elegushi Beach,lagos Afta Attending A Friend's Birthday(pics by decountof(m): 5:16pm On Jun 06, 2016
I have a friend who is really scared of the ocean,jst anything with big water....and he will advice and say" water sweet for cup" i wont forget that advice...ever.

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Programming / Which Programming Language Should I Learn by decountof(m): 3:56pm On Jun 03, 2016
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Falls In Oluyole Stream In Ibadan, Rescued By Passersby (Photos) by decountof(m): 9:33am On Jun 02, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
RIP for what, u no dey read news before u comment

grin..i dont even know how to stop laughing since i read that "Rip" comment.....dont people read...chaii
Science/Technology / Re: Monitor Lizard Disturbing My Neighborhood Killed At Last(pix) by decountof(m): 11:18am On May 23, 2016
wayaa007:
If e nor reach FP, change my name, lala come see, op change the topic to cleavage opening snake looking alligator killed in my area close to tiwa savages house

i don laff tire....its monday ooo grin
Phones / Re: Why You Should Always Pick Your Friends Call(moral Lesson) by decountof(m): 11:03am On May 23, 2016
Morewealth121:
always use the SMS to forward messages, when the person is not picking up, simple... not all calls I pick and I don't appreciate frequent calls. call once or twice a day am okay.

you are now giving the caller options abi.....dude jst pick d the call.
Health / France Outlaws Paying For Sex by decountof(m): 11:29am On Apr 07, 2016
France outlaws paying for sex

© AP Protesting sex workers in Paris, France - 6 April 2016
French MPs have passed a law that makes it illegal to pay for sex and imposes fines of up to €3,750 (£3,027, $4,274) for those buying sexual acts.
Those convicted would also have to attend classes to learn about the conditions faced by prostitutes.
It has taken more than two years to pass the controversial legislation because of differences between the two houses of parliament over the issue.
Some sex workers protested against the law during the final debate.
The demonstrators outside parliament in Paris, numbering about 60, carried banners and placards one of which read: "Don't liberate me, I'll take care of myself", the AFP news agency reports.
Members of the Strass sex workers' union say it will affect the livelihoods of prostitutes, estimated to number between 30,000 and 40,000.
But supporters of the law have said it will help fight trafficking networks.
Supporters of the law have said it will help fight trafficking networks
It will also make it easier for foreign prostitutes to get a temporary residence permit in France if they agree to find jobs outside prostitution.
"The most important aspect of this law is to accompany prostitutes, give them identity papers because we know that 85% of prostitutes here are victims of trafficking," Socialist MP Maud Olivier, who sponsored the legislation, told the Associated Press news agency.
The law was passed in the final vote on the bill in the lower house of parliament by 64 to 12 with 11 abstentions, France's Le Monde newspaper reports.
It supersedes one from 2003 that penalized sex workers for soliciting.
Correspondents say the predominately right-wing Senate has been opposed to the ban - and parliamentary debates have often ended in deadlock.
Those found guilty for paying for sex will have to pay a first time fine of 1,500 euros, which will more than double for a repeat offence.
Sweden was the first country to criminalize those who pay for sex rather than the prostitutes.
Swedish authorities say the number of women on the streets in the prostitution area in Stockholm has fallen since the legislation was introduced.

Career / Re: What Professional Skill Will Be In HOT DEMAND 2016 by decountof(m): 9:38am On Feb 01, 2016
lokojay1989:

please I need someone who can reach me graphic design at a lesser price of less than 20000. I reside in Lagos Mainland

i can help you with that......08098989918
Romance / Re: Is She A Chronic Liar Or Is This Madness? by decountof(m): 8:18pm On Jan 23, 2016
Tell her you want to see her parents....lets see who she takes you to...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Between A Multi National And Lecturing Job by decountof(m): 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2015
what does your wife think.......

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Religion / Re: Is This Type Of Compensation Religiously Allowed? by decountof(m): 12:39pm On Nov 25, 2015
i am the only one who does not understand what the OP is saying.......i dont understand ooo
Family / Re: How To Deal With A Terrible Maid? by decountof(m): 4:08pm On Nov 10, 2015
u dey do my husband to be things abi....i believe u r d send send type,busybody onyeoma cy,....your a lazy person,and u dey put side talk wen d brothers dey talk to her,abeg send me d pix of d maid.........i pray mak she collect ur husband to be from u...
Food / Re: Entertained With An Hyena In The Village- See Pictures by decountof(m): 3:26pm On Nov 10, 2015
please natgeo wild should be recommended as a must watch for some people in Nigeria......na every animal we jst wan chop finish chaii sad
Celebrities / Re: Salawa Abeni Son BIG SHEFF Off His Shirt by decountof(m): 12:55pm On Nov 08, 2015
Mekky05:
Ol'boy.. That moment wen yansh leave back come stay for front!

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Events / Re: Pictures From The Birthday Party Of A Female Nairalander by decountof(m): 9:51am On Nov 05, 2015
carboblanko:
cheesy cheesy
drizslim:
Who Knows How Many Magas Sponsored The Birthday


None Of My Business tho... Happy Birthday



grin grin grin grin
Career / Re: How Quitting My Job Made Me Cry by decountof(m): 10:52am On Nov 04, 2015
best to look for a job is when you already have one.......i experience that same situation,i had to go back to my previous employer and was even paid for the months i did not work for,.....lesson is if any new company is not willing to pay 3times my current salary m not jumping ship....i would rather start my own business with #Godwin
Romance / Re: A fellow Nairalander needs your advice before crossing the rubicon. by decountof(m): 11:13am On Nov 03, 2015
my take on this.....couples who are happily married aren’t always compatible. In fact, there is no correlation between being happily married and how compatible you are. In truth, compatibility is rarely spoken of until one person begins bringing it up, and then it becomes a big issue. It usually means the couple is not getting along, which happens in happy marriages and unhappy marriages. Couples are not compatible all of the time; they fight about sex, kids, money and an extensive list of other things.

someone once said....." If I used compatibility as a measure of success in my own marriage, I would be in big trouble. I married a man very different from me, thinking that since we both had the same vision together we could negotiate anything. So far, so good, but no one is exempt from challenging times. Those challenging times in the marriage should be anticipated and embraced for further growth. When we walk away from those times, saying something such as, “We aren’t compatible,” we lose an opportunity for growth not only in our marriage but within ourselves.

here are things I can recommend if you have come up against a wall in your marriage and want to walk away. These suggestions will help, but be sure you both share the same vision or outcome for your marriage prior to undertaking them:

When you feel incompatible with your spouse, write down what areas in your personal life are bothering you before mentioning it to him or her. These issues are yours, not your spouse’s.
Take your spouse out on a date or walk and talk about your marital vision. Ask him or her if they feel the same. Listen to what they say.
3. When you tell your spouse that you feel there is a distance or incompatibility, make sure you define one specific area. If it is sex, for goodness sake, label it as intimacy. Often when men say they want more sex, they are referring to the intimacy involved; women do not hear or see that so, guys, you have to say it.

These three suggestions will help open your marriage to a new growth that you may not have known was possible. A marriage is so vast and has so many possibilities; it is your story. Every therapist understands the incredible unspoken bond between couples. Imagine if the couple themselves could see that and work with it, rather than closing the door due to incompatibility. –Mary Jo Rapini
Romance / Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by decountof(m): 10:29am On Nov 03, 2015
listen to j.cole...."wet dreamz" lyrics you could get some ideas.....
Webmasters / Re: 10 Free Ways To Get More Traffic On Your Blog by decountof(m): 5:31pm On Oct 23, 2015
mackmanuel:
Ok, so I want to use this medium to tell new bloggers looking for a webmaster to be careful of who you are giving your project, latest scammer on NL looking for peoples little money.
Beware !!!.
Name: ( Oluwaseun Paul); username: dwebdesign , webzyweb ; Email: segzy54@gmail.com; Number: 08133884165
He will even talk to you on phone and act like a
brother but later gonna scam you.
#Thanks


Am a witness...total scam

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Winifred Oyo-Ita As Head Of Service by decountof(m): 6:53pm On Oct 21, 2015
It's" Eyo-ita" and not " Oyo-Ita"
Crime / Re: Man Defrauds In-law In N9m Deal by decountof(m): 6:29pm On Oct 21, 2015
tolexy007:
shocked when i check the name i was really disappointed sad, the guy must be a bastard angry
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`°•.¸laff¸.•°`don `°•.¸make¸.•°` `°•.¸me¸.•°`touch`°``°•.¸ma ¸.•° neighbour `°•.¸4¸.•°`breast `°•.•I .¸don¸.•°`enta `°`wahala`°•.¸¸.•
Webmasters / Re: Top 25 People On Nairaland This 2015 by decountof(m): 6:53pm On Oct 20, 2015
U forget the picture or I don't believe it crew...or" quote me and die" crew

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Romance / Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Girlfriend? by decountof(m): 11:29am On Oct 08, 2015
dude...walk away,no,... please run,...she would not change until your dead by then you wont even know...you lucky sef she doesn't even assault you....please save ur self.
Family / Re: Married Women Fall From 3 Storey Building While Fighting In Anambra (Photo) by decountof(m): 11:48am On Sep 29, 2015
women causing unnecessary troubles for their husbands since the beginning of time...
Romance / Re: I Thought He Is A Friend, Now He Wants Sex For A Favour He Did by decountof(m): 5:15pm On Sep 18, 2015
Evathyst:
Mtchew! Pay him which money? The one both of you wrote an agreement before giving to you abi?

Don't be surprised, once you give in. He'll continue to demand sex from you under the guise of that money...


See, this case is as simple as ABCD. Since he's trying to take advantage of you, why not show him he's not half as smart as 'We' are.


Next time he approaches you on this issue, try recording all that he's saying. You could even arrange with some of your friends who would hid themselves in your room. Once the he-goats comes to have sex, allow him to UnCloth, then, signal your friends to come out of hiding. By then, they would beat him mercilessly and take pictures of his uncladness. grin grin grin


That's what 'we' call fastest finger. He wants to coerce you into having sex with him just because he helped you then. Guys them gan self


Being thinking with their third leg since 1856BC.


abeg no try dis one ooo......some people revenge get patient,d guy fit wait till u marry sef b4 he pay u back....and then it wont b jst you affecting bt much more.....

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