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m really trying to understand this post... cnt seem to figure it out,i don look d road,i don look the people by the road,i dey look d grass sef cnt understand jack...

Nawa ooo...the guy for just write hin account number giv pastor to anoint nah...

dat NO.6......from day 1 after she said yes, i reasonably accepted no sex thing until after marriage ooo....getting close to a year God now said to me my son please check her Phone and i was directed to her text messages, damn my heart broke.....the babe dey run 2 guys for my back steady......even one of the contact name was "baby".....she is now my Ex with hatred attached to it.


No.10.....2weeks after we met na so she send me email....saying she was almost hit by a car n her phone fell n broke....n i said let continue to use mail until u get another one.....iffa hear say....i buy another one for her

ladies scare me nowadays i dont even know how to go about......i just keep praying to God to bring the right one my way.

which kin face b all this na.. ........are trying to annoy me

Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.....and if he or she is not ur partner...that's cheating....

19naia:
That may be an Ocelot, Its a rare type of dwarf leopard..But its coat pattern is more like a Civet... I could be a rare african Civet.. They never get very big, so that one in the photo may be almost an adult... They are not dangerous to people and should not be killed because of fear...We Need Education of people to know that they are not deadly and that they are the ones in danger of extinction because of people...

Oyan is the name of a type of west african Civet.. This may be the Oyan or related, it has a banded tail and spots somewhat like this one..
They extract musk from them to use in perfume.. Its also known as African Linsang Civet..

thats why i suggest people should watch NATGEO WILD...they cant keep kill animals they have not seen because they are scared....some of these animals are not dangerous....please protect the planet

experimentist:
No Try Am O

let me help you repeat ...."NO TRY AM O"

We all know this woman well. She’s your man’s co-worker, a neighbor, one of his “homegirls” or even one of your girlfriends. She appears friendly and genuine at first, but most of us can see her for what she really is – a woman plotting on your man. She’s biding her time, waiting for you to mess up or for your man to display a moment of weakness before she makes her move. She watches him, studies him and tries to formulate a plan to get close to your man.

I know what you’re thinking – she can’t steal your man unless he allows himself to be stolen. This is true. Men can make their own decisions and if they fall victim to a woman who is looking to get at them, good riddance – you don’t want that man anyway. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t guard your relationship against the women out there who are looking to destroy your relationship based on their own selfish needs. These women are not who they appear to be on the outside, and your man may even be oblivious to her wicked ways and think that her “interest” is simply platonic.....but there are always signs n good woman have instincts its always there...i will blame the wife....("women..... always wanting to b nice to d devil since d days of Adam")

Adultery can often be very pleasurable and great fun, but it can also cause serious harm to people's mental and physical health – and wreck marriages and affect children's lives. Think very carefully before you go ahead.


**So if you think of continuing having an affair with her, or thinking of embarking on one, my advice is that you think very carefully about the long-term consequences. Having "a bit on the side" might seem like harmless fun, but a few weeks or months down the road that fun may turn into your worst nightmare....in d words of a nairalander "jst my 2kobo advice"

i need info on people in heaven pls.....all dis hell things am tired of it joor....

Containers are in many ways an ideal building material because they are strong, durable, stackable, cuttable, movable, modular, plentiful and relatively cheap. Architects as well as laypeople have used them to build many types of buildings such as homes, offices, apartments, schools, dormitories, artists' studios and emergency shelters; we have even seen them being using as swimming pools.


The biggest shopping mall or organized market in Europe is made up of alleys formed by stacked containers, on 69 hectares (170 acres) of land, between the airport and the central part of Odessa, Ukraine. Informally named "Tolchok" and officially known as the Seventh-Kilometer Market it has 16,000 vendors and employs 1,200 security guards and maintenance workers.

the best Governor...leave him alone,nobody is perfect..

Stevano007:
I see you're looking for likes, I've given you one

... ..no oga stevano007,m not looking for likes,i am a christian..... Karma is a theological concept found in the Buddhist and Hindu religions. It is the idea that how you live your life will determine the quality of life you will have after reincarnation. If you are unselfish, kind, and holy during this lifetime, you will be rewarded by being reincarnated (reborn into a new earthly body) into a pleasant life. However, if you live a life of selfishness and evil, you will be reincarnated into a less-than-pleasant lifestyle. In other words, you reap in the next life what you sow in this one. Karma is based on the theological belief in reincarnation. The Bible rejects the idea of reincarnation; therefore, it does not support the idea of karma.

Hebrews 9:27 states, “Just as man is destined to die once, and after that to face judgment…” This Bible verse makes clear two important points which, for Christians, negate the possibility of reincarnation and karma. First, it states that we are “destined to die once,” meaning that humans are only born once and only die once. There is no endless cycle of life and death and rebirth, an idea inherent in the reincarnation theory. Second, it states that after death we face judgment, meaning that there is no second chance, like there is in reincarnation and karma, to live a better life. You get one shot at life and living it according to God’s plan, and that is it.

The Bible talks a lot about reaping and sowing. Job 4:8 says, “As I have observed, those who plow evil and those who sow trouble reap it.” Psalm 126:5 says, “Those who sow in tears will reap with songs of joy.” Luke 12:24 says, “Consider the ravens: They do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn; yet God feeds them. And how much more valuable you are than birds!” In each of these instances, as well as all the other references to reaping and sowing, the act of receiving the rewards of your actions takes place in this life, not in some future life. It is a present-day activity, and the references make it clear that the fruit you reap will be commensurate with the actions you have performed. In addition, the sowing you perform in this life will affect your reward or punishment in the afterlife.

Read more: http://www.gotquestions.org/karma.html#ixzz3U5YSZ0fS

The concept of Karma is that the cosmos repays. You get what you earn by your actions.

The best basketball player may die shamefully of Aids. The best President may be assasinated.

Al Capone is jailed for tax evasion. Joseph Kennedy begets the most influential political family in American history.

Karma does not work in the here and now. It works later on.

Alexander the Great, Joseph Stalin, and Adolph Hitler may have all been paid back with shortened lives. Mother Theresa may have been paid back with a long life (?).

The shorter lives of the evil ones cannot compensate for the megadeaths they all caused. The good sown by the Mother cannot be set against her private angst.

If Karma exists, it exists in Judgment day. It does not exist in the here and now.

Karma contradicts what we experience and observe. Thus, Karma is BS.

what happens to porn stars then.......i dont believe it.

only Government agency can do that....As long as it is turned on, your mobile phone registers its position with cell towers every few minutes, whether the phone is being used or not. Since mobile carriers are retaining location data on their customers, government officials can learn a tremendous amount of detailed personal information about you by accessing your location history from your cell phone company, ranging from which friends you're seeing to where you go to the doctor to how often you go to church...or mayb he install tracking software or malware on ur phone..

Culled from…….http://career-advice.monster.com

Sometimes taking a salary cut is definitely the right career move. Here are five situations
where that is the case.

1. You Just Need Work

If you’re out of work and you need money to pay the bills, it’s better to take a lower-paying job than to have no job at all. “There are fewer jobs out there and you may not only have to take less money, you may end up having to take less job,”

2. You Move into a New Industry

When a job change forces you to take your expertise to a new industry, you may have to accept a lower salary. The same applies when you take your industry knowledge to a different company area.

For example, if you sold software to human resources departments and you take a new position selling software to medical offices, you’ll lose your industry expertise but keep your functional expertise. If you move from sales to operations, you’ll lose functional expertise, but keep your industry expertise.

3. You Change Careers

Some laid-off workers will find their next job in a completely new field. “If you do that, you’re going to have to take a pay cut because you typically aren’t worth as much in your new career path as you were in your old career,” Courtney says.

4. The New Job Makes You Happy

Having a job that satisfies you is far more important than how much you earn, says Maggie Romance, director of organizational development for Pima Community College in Tucson. She found happiness by trading a six-figure job putting out HR fires for a hospitality corporation for her current, lower-paying position doing staff professional development. “If you find the right match, the money doesn’t matter as much,” she says. “It’s about the happiness.”

5. To Keep Your Current Job

Forced to choose between taking a pay cut or losing your job? Take the pay cut and start a job search. Employers typically prefer hiring someone who’s employed to someone who’s not.

Perform well despite your lower pay, and you’ll build a case that supports giving you a raise when the economy recovers. “It may take two jobs and a recovered economy to get all the way back to that higher salary, but you can at least make a significant leap toward it if you perform outstandingly,” Zwell says.

Moving On

Once you’ve agreed to work for a lower salary, issues will arise. If you have to do the same job for less, your first challenge may be emotional. Accepting a lower salary can be difficult if you hang your self-worth on the size of your paycheck.

Instead of thinking about salary as a measure of your worth, think of it as what the market is willing to pay for your skills, knowledge and experience at this point in time, Zwell recommends.

The new, lower salary will also become a part of your salary history when you apply for your next job. When salary history questions arise, answer honestly. “No one needs to apologize for the fact that they made a lot of money before,” Courtney says. “If you were in a field that was negatively affected by recessionary events -- say you were an investment banker at a large firm and now you’re at a small firm -- it’s expected and accepted that you would take a pay cut.”

And remember that time heals at least some paycheck wounds. “In prior recessions, there are a couple years where salaries become depressed, then they get back up to the norm within a year or two after the recession ends,” Courtney says. “While you may not make up the whole gap between what you were making and what you are now making, you will end up closer to where you were than where you are now.”

haba..trained 800,000 ke...how?

I read this Article on www.askmen.com…on Marriage Advice (thought I should share)

The After-Effects Of Marriage

Dear Curt,

My wife and I lived together for ten years before deciding to get married. We've been married for five years now but I'm starting to wonder if getting married was the right decision. You see, my wife used to weigh 110 lbs, but since we've been married she has put on an extra 15 lbs each year and now weighs over 175lbs. In case you're wondering; no, we still haven't had children.

Of course this is the least of my problems. It seems that since we've been married, MouthAction is a thing of the past — extinct. The sex between us is just as bad. At most, we have it twice a month and I'm embarrassed to say that it is always in the missionary position because I cannot tolerate her weight on top of me. Tell me why in the world do women change after marriage vows? Had I known this was going to happen, I would have remained content with just living together for the rest of our lives.

- Stephen, Vermont

it's time to meet your wife

I receive many letters from readers, but Stephen's letter deals with a problem common among spouses. Unfortunately, there was no one there to tell Stephen, or others in his situation, that the wedding is when men meet their real wives for the first time.

Let me put it another way: the "chick" you met at the local bookstore becomes a completely different person when she is your girlfriend, the girlfriend becomes a completely different person when she is your fianc, and the fianc becomes the complete opposite once she is your wife. Still don't understand? Ludwig Borne put it best when he said, "A sweetheart is milk, a bride is butter and a wife is cheese."

Now before everyone sends hate mail and death threats, let me add that my theory applies to both genders. To a woman a boyfriend is like wine, a groom is like cocktails and a husband is like flat beer.

A wedding transforms both men and women. For whatever reason, spouses begin to take each other for granted. It is probably because they know that they'll be together until death do us part. Maybe someone should change the vows to until death do us part or until you gain fifty pounds — whichever comes first. This may sound a little harsh, but it would probably keep the vow exchangers on their toes.

show by example

Within a relationship, both men and women should have a say in what the other person looks like physically. After all, attraction is the key to a healthy relationship. Now I'm not saying that attraction is the only essential element in a relationship, but it does help; and anyone that argues this point is deluding themselves. After all, the definition of love, philosophically speaking, is attraction preceeded by admiration.

Why shouldn't one have a say if their wife or husband puts on too much weight from sitting on the couch and eating nachos all day? When you buy a car, a BMW for instance, you expect it to remain a BMW. The car won't become a GoodYear blimp with time, it will inevitably get old but will always remain a BMW. So if a woman or man no longer looks like they used to, don't be afraid to communicate that they should get back into shape. As with all things though, subtlety is your best ally.

Of course if you've packed on a few pounds, you have absolutely no right to ask your partner to lose weight. The only way you can make such a request is if you are keeping yourself in shape.

Upon making the request, don't be blunt. Instead of saying I want you to lose weight flat out, try something like, It's important that we stay in shape in order to remain healthy, so why don't we start exercising together? After the request is made, follow through. Practice what you preach, join the local gym, go cycling, jogging, or if you are really out of shape, start slowly with morning walks and don't forget to cut down on those nachos. The important thing is that you do the exercises together. Essentially the relationship will become stronger, if not for the physical part then definitely for the time spent together.

fellati-no

Most married men agree that MouthAction becomes less frequent after marriage. But there is no great mystery regarding what happens to MouthAction after marriage. It stops.
MouthAction (MouthAction specifically) is part of the cost-of-acquisition that all women voluntarily subject themselves to. Once their objective is accomplished (marriage), women seem to forget how much men appreciate MouthAction.
If women doubt that the above-mentioned theory is true, that MouthAction decreases over time the longer couples are married, then in the words of J.D. Smith, tell her to "prove it".

sex.ual doom

By the time couples marry, chances are that they've already had the best sex of their lives. This is not to say that couples can't have great sex again, but they'll be setting themselves up for disappointment if they think that the sex gets better without a committed effort.
The theory of diminishing returns states that as consumption of the same product increases, the gratification — or in this case, sexual fulfillment — will not be as rewarding as in previous experiences. The same theory applies to sexual partners; as couples continue to have sex, the enjoyment level slowly starts to decrease.

Married sex can still be excellent, but it will never be as good the premarital sex. J.D. Smith, the author of Life Sentence (a fantastic book that I highly recommend to all single, married and divorced men), puts it best; "Married sex is like having a lifetime subscription to Play.boy — except that you get the same centerfold every month and pretty soon she's not 22 any more. By the time your subscription runs out, she looks like the Hot grandmother in the Play.boy cartoons, with her [breasts] half way down her hips like two socks full of nickels.

By then, you'll want to have sex exclusively with no one [anyone] else but her."
believe As most men can see, sex will never be as good as it was in the beginning of the relationship, but there is hope. If men don't want sexual doom, they have to take precautionary steps such as:

• Don't fall into a sexual routine. Have sex everywhere, not just at home.
• In the morning, spend a long time on pre-intimacy without having sex, get really close to each other without kissing. This way, couples will think of each other all day, and fireworks will go off at night. The key is to tease each other and remain spontaneous.
• Don't take each other for granted and always have sex with each other as though it might be the last time. Most people ruin sex by not taking time to appreciate their partner's senses.

@op point number 3..He must be ready to accept you for who you are and
what you are.


***i disagree on accepting an evil,disrespectful,stubborn,troublesome...without-an-attitude kind of woman,who believes she is always right.

7 More Reasons Women Have to Watch “Fifty Shades of Grey”

1. Jamie Dornan
The main reason is the handsome, hunky heart-throb Jamie Dornan. This sexy Irish actor, musician and former Calvin Klein model is hard to resist. He is tall, gorgeous, muscular, and he has hypnotic blue-grey eyes. Jamie Dornan looks gorgeous in suits and godlike in underwear. Any girl who saw Dornan’s CK shoots knows that he can “get a woman in the mood with just a look” – just like Christin Grey.

2. New ideas to spice up your sex life
Yes, there are classic woman-on-top and missionary sex styles, and they definitely have the place on the lovemaking stage. But let’s be honest, submissiveness is an interesting state to be in. The BDSM intimacy culture is exciting and mysterious. I’m pretty sure, some girls in our audience have fantisized at least once wanting to try it. So, don’t be afraid of it. If you’re fully confident in your partner and want to spice up your sex life, just go for it!

3. It’s a classic “Cinderella” story
I, personally, think the success of this movie lies in its Cinderella fairytale core. Anastasia is a shy and modest student-girl who once (by the chance of destiny by pure luck!) came to interview a young and handsome billionaire, Christian Grey. They liked each other at the first sight. They had a lot of obstacles to overcome in their relationships, but even though In the end they managed to stay together – “and lived happily ever after”.
4. Music
If you’re a fan of Beyonce, you should definitely go and watch this movie. Her “Crazy in Love” song, became the main music theme for “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Beyonce slowed down the dance rhythm of the original version and spiced it up for the film. Now it sounds sizzling and sultry!
You will also hear original songs by Sia, Skylar Grey, Ellie Goulding, The Weekend, Vaults, The XX and more.

5. Movie vs Book
For all of us, who’ve read the book, it will be interesting to see how all those smok’en hot erotic scenes involving dominance/submission, bondage/discipline are carried out in the movie. Another key element is how Dakota Johnson will play an innocent inexperienced but totally passionate Anastasia; and how Jamie Dornan plays the tormented Christian. This film is also but one leg of a trilogy! , For me it’s agonizing having to wait for the next installment to see what happens with the characters. Remember your feelings of anticipation when waiting for the follow-up segments of Twilight, Hunger Games or The Lord of the Rings?

6. To see what all the fuss is about
If you’re one of those rare specimens who still didn’t read the book s and aren’t involved in “Fifty Shades of Grey” fever, well, then I understand why you don’t understand what all the fuss is about. It’s probably a very good reason for you to go to the cinema alone and watch it – you’ll be hooked; trust me!

7. Valentine’s Day
Watching this movie was a perfect way to spend Valentine’s Day with your beloved. I’m sure that all girls are already crazy about this movie, because most of us had read the original books and liked them. As for guys, they’ll be glad to watch “Fifty Shades of Grey” instead of watching romantic comedies like“Sleepless in Seatle”. At least because “Fifty Shades of Grey” has already become synonymous with classy and stylish erotica. It might even give the guys a little more nerve to ask you if you want to do what Jamie and Dakota pulled off in the film. You will love it!

i had same experience with an Atm machine @ ikotoun Dm bank,security officer was there,the bank manager told me same,that i probably came with it .........i vex oooo

MY Torrent dey wait for m.....i dare him

absolutely nice......"CHANGE" is the keyword

39 days to presidential elections. If you're voting remember these factors: 1. The Chibok Girls. 2. NNPC Scam. 3. Police pension fund. 4. Missing 20Billion. 5. $9million Arms deal. 6. Bomb Blasts. 7. Immigration job scam. 8. Petroleum pump price. 9. Devaluation of Naira. 10. Oil theft. 11. Power outage. 12. Selling of Nepa. 13. Selling of Refineries. 14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills. 15. ASUU & poly Strike. 16. Doctors Strike. 17. National Assembly tragedy. 18. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam 20. Kerosene subsidy-------- ------ They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola; They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals; They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram; They Didn't raise 21Billion for flood Victims; They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease; They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE AND BAD GOVERNANCE. ~ NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!! Spread the message, share if you like

Some woman are just sooooo fine..

I might be Gej that built the stadium,hv u research on that...we probably hav infrastructure in other countries u might not b aware of..

No10:
So right. If u see wetin all these girls dey do 4 sch eh? Smh. And some of dem are engaged. Advice: if u must date an undergraduate girl as a working class dude,give her belle. That's all.

Even d belle sef no b hinderance...those babes can form lies dat will mk u believe....God help us!

am looking for a wife.....

Escalze:
Sick old men.






Quote me and say rubbish make thunder fire your generation.



GEJ we know.

Wanting a change and making a change are two very distinct things.stop being a loser and make a change in your life.....must u curse;

Francon:
Are u kidding me? Well, its high time we start having our African/Nigerian Santa claus

so what kind of gift will he be giving to kids nah....since na naija santa b dis