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VibrantMan:
Good afternoon, well-meaning Nigerians,

Please I need your help Sir. I need your help Ma.

My name is Olaoluwa. I am 32 and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I am seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Sunday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Sunday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake. Please, my people, I am really sorry for begging, but it is just that I am starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I am starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate.

I live at No. 26, Osuolale Street, Bode Olude, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

If you live near me, please invite me for lunch; I am dying of hunger. May you never lack the good things in life. Please have mercy on me and help me.

My phone number is 0 9 0 6 6 0 4 0 6 5 2

Please help me with any amount; #600 will do a lot for me at this time.

Please, my bank details are:

Access Bank PLC
0 0 2 4 8 6 9 3 2 3
My name is Olaoluwa


I want to sell my Vivo V3.

Price: 20k
Location: Abeokuta
Contact: 0 9 0 6 6 0 4 0 6 5 2

Please buy my phone. I need to buy food. I am beginning to feel pain in my stomach.

Olaoluwa who did u vote during the last Presidential election? Are u among the bitter tribalists that think nothing good can come from the Igbo race?

DarlingtonC:
The vehicle engine overheats. So let's assume I will change the engine.

The owner is wiling to let go at 4.5m.

Please what do you think about the deal?

Darlington are u sure you're serious nd want to buy a car or jeep?
If truly you are serious WhatsApp me at the number below...

NOTE: I am not a car dealer yet but I'm learning the trade with one of the biggest Auto dealers in Festac Lagos.

With 4.5m I assure you they are varying options at STECO AUTO GIANTS. I mean options that are better and 100% sound than 08 Highlander with nothing to fix.

Don't wallow in ignorance, seeing is believing
I will never ask you of penny untill you have made a bargain of your choice.

Just try, there is no harm in trial.. 0.8.0.6.1.9.7.6.9.4.3

I don't know the ins nd outs of Rivers politics, neither do I know the beginning nd fallout of Wike-Fubara political life.

But I know unlike Amaechi, Wike nd Fubara have been less careful of their utterances nd both talks too much

Hausa:
Mehn, that cell no be small thing ooo.

Na so I go Panti (Yaba) station one dey, sha...
I started hearing songs and praises from outside thinking there's a church close by or something.
Unbeknown to me, na inside cell those people dey do serious crusade ooo.

I heard people have been in the cell for 3-6 months...
Jesu!!!

That's Nigerian cell for u. It's less free and dirty than prison. Though in prisons in only natural you loose ur mental health because it's a different crazy world.

Do you know in prisons we have VIP and even moderate sections reserved for the rich, famous, and renowned.

At Ogwuashi Ukwu in Delta state where I served, I was lucky to be errand guy to someone well known but will not disclose his name. Some senior and rugged inmates assume roles together with the warders and these two are the government within the prison walls

Love800:
What is the difference between cell and prison?

Only awaiting trials and sentenced persons are sent to prison while detained people stay in cells. In prison you are free to move about within the yard, during the regulated time, you are more healthy and can even make few cash to buy urself something. Do you know you can smoke cigarettes or even hard drugs in prison while in cells where u are only confined to a locked room. It's a different world in prison, with a different government ruled by the warders and inmates

Dennisochampa:
Useless and stupid Africans won't see this as bad o...
But they will be quick to condem African leaders who want to die in power...
For how long has putin being president of Russia
Why not allow someone else take over
We Africans are quick to condemn each other but we are also quick to celebrate foreigners who do d same thing we do but in a different way.....
We are not all useless and stupid. And don't forget in some countries like Saudi, UAE, Qatar Oman, Brunei, Eswatini, Monaco, North Korea and few more countries are ruled by persons with absolute powers to rule for live. The US and the west cannot dictate democracy and capitalism to the whole world. Let me tell you the average Saudis, Emiratis, Russian and Chinese enjoys better benefit from their countries than democratic Nigeria.


We are not
Putin should go and rest... He should allow someone else take over.....

I hope he loses the election even though this isn't very possible...
He will most likely kill all his oppositions before then

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This is commendable, this gestures should be encouraged and sustained. We have the resources to maintain it.

🙏

Nice thread. I have served before, for ur information prisons are more free and human considerate than cells. Pls abide by the laws and pray not to be defamed of any wrong. May the Gods see us through !!

Scatterscatter:


Hope you'll maintain the same energy when you have daughters and their husbands beat them and treat them like trash!

I did it to my biological kid sis. So u can as well see I am not beating round the bush. As for the beating, I correct her when due until she turned nineteen and gained admission into the university. So I decided against touching her but will give her a ruthless dose for any stupidity.

And as for my future daughters, time will tell

preshpraiz:
It's 2.47 am here but I can't sleep, I hardly sleep these days.

My whole world is crumbling.
I have been a regular guest here for awhile now but had to register this morning, I need somewhere to pour out my heart, somewhere to dump my frustrations.

I came from a good, not so rich home but my parents were so hardworking.I had a good moral upbringing, went to tertiary institution and graduated with good grades.

While in school, I never had a boy friend though I had a lot of "chykers", never went clubbing, didn't socialize much.

Few months to the end of my NYSC, I met my husband. We got talking and boom, I fell in love with him. He is my ideal man....he doesn't drink nor smoke, gentle and soft spoken.

He wasn't earning much but it didn't bother me. I believe in working hard and growing with my man.

Now my regrets...
* The "angel" I married has refused to get a job after losing the last one during COVID 19.

He said he can never work in a private company again. His target is multinationals.

I encouraged him to pick up a job with private company while hoping for a bigger fish at least to support in taking care of the needs at home but he said no.

I'm left with taking care of our 3 kids, feeding, school fees and virtually every need at home. All he does is press phone, gamble and sleep.

Now our rent is due, no money.
I married as a virgin, married for love and not money, work my ass off, doing so many side hustle to shoulder the expenses at home. I'm tired. I regret all these.

When I see my "unserious" classmates on social media and sometimes offline, I weep. See them living large. I thought all the sacrifices I made way back will pay off now.
I have made up my mind that if he doesn't fix the rent, I will move back to my parent's house.

Kindly feel free to advise or bash me. Tankio

Hey lady, I don't believe everything you wrote here. I know women and how far they can lie to gain sympathy.
You wanna tell me you're single handedly paying all the bills without your hubby contribution? LIES!!

Just say you are not happy to be contributing your quota to the family upkeep. You were expecting your hubby to foot 100% of the family bills, and at the same time measure up with his successful peers.

Hehehe. Better deal with it and move on
Every family have it's own challenges. After all it's the jet age and equality is here to stay

Don't threaten us about going back to your family, you can as well do
But believe me it's not the best option and you will definitely regret it

You can imagine the fool
She's even playing their normal manipulative format of being the victim.

Your hubby defrauded someone and so?
Why don't you go and defraud someone too if it's easy, instead of questioning his use of the resources
So because he is ur husband, he owes you his life and all his venture. IDIOT!

Weak men really disgust me. The man may have been the 'explaining' type or 'never hit a woman' type
Listen men don't you ever pity women, instead be very aggressive and mean to them

I know some won't understand but experience have taught me that a ruthless and aggressive man is the deal. She won't even dare to argue with you not to talk of fighting u because she will be very scared of you, even in her dreams

My kid sis I carter for both in education and welfare will never in her life dare to talk back at me.
Once it happened that I gave her 1k instead of the normal 1500 for transport to lectures and she protested by snatching the money rudely from me. I had to remind her I am not her father and sent her packing from my house.

I withdrawed every benefit and refused to pay her fees ever again. Dad and Mom's pleading couldn't reverse the decision. It's been a year and some months since the incident and till now she is staying in the village and manage to attend lectures once or maximum twice a week and I am not willing to back down any time soon

Treat them with absolute ruthlessness and see their brain reset. Nonsense!!

pendragonbladgo:
This is the solution for the economic crises that may last the next 1year before stability.

If you are a single Man, pause marriage until 2years time - you won't die. After all, you are not living with a woman forever! Marriage it self is not everything about life, it is just a union to strengthen the society and to give way for a continuous generation.

If you are married, don't do a mistake to have more than one child, if you can not control your sexual activities with your wife, then just add another child to make it 2kids...
Even if you have a good job and properties, don't try to have more than one or two children.
If you are very comfortable, You can extend an helping hands, train someone Children in the society, Church or Islamic communities. Don't be greedy, if you train other people's Children, it is part of success in life too.

If you are single and jobless, as a lady - do hook up, and guys do Internet fraud.
But if you want to live a decent life and don't want to go into evil practices, please go get a land to lend in a village that don't have a road, clear it and farm.
Sell your phones and cloth and farm!!! Forget your ephisy or egho. Farm and in 2years time, you can raise money and food and buy anything you want. By then the country will be stable.

If you are married already and have stupidly littered everywhere with children that you can't feed or train in Nigeria University of today... yet very jobless
Find a way to raise 500,000, either from your church/islamic Hummar or friends or family members, then move your wife that can not close her legs and your innocent Children to a village that have no network (remember, no network area) and go fully into farming.
Forget any other thing in life, engage your 3children + into full time farming and raere livestock.
In 2years, your children can go back to school! But remember - don't bring any other child to the world again. Control your stupid dick from your wives pit so that you won't bring innocent children to this world again.


<<<<Times are Hard>>>>


This is my Advice, take it or go for sucide which will help our current population and economy because the population is just to much, people give birth to children more than positive production and quest for apax education research, so sucide will help the Nation to reduce population from the over stressed burdget
We encourage sucide for the foolish once who need a shortcut to go and rest!
You can make use of snipers, rop, or drink acid. You can also jump from a high story building of 3 stories upward or go and jump into River Niger and River Benue or even Lagos lagoon.
The easiest way is, when you see a Dangote moving truck or trailer driven by Hausa man, just jump into it from, it will crush you - but trust me, Dangote company will pay your family or baby mama. So it is better to die that way. Please note, make sure is driven by Hausa, they don't fear anything. They won't even press break.

May God bless
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Happy Independence

....This is the only way for Nigeria to move forward. We must sacrifice with our blood.

AA. Toxic Advise

Guy, you nearly made me make a mess of myself
I couldn't resist to laugh loud like a lunatic. People were just looking at me surprisingly like another Sunday clown.

I have deactivated my nairaland acct years ago, but your post made me to create this one just few minutes ago to reply u

See ehh, you're very right. My uncle came back from London just months ago nd I have to make a scene and act like a madman to get his attention. Guess what? I am a proud owner of about 26 broiler Chicken, all five weeks old. My uncle even allowed me to make use of his 3 plots of undeveloped land in PH road, Owerri to farm.

He came back from London and summoned a family meeting, I had to take the chance. I bought sniper, poured lots off then mixed it with enough water and drank then I kept the container in my pocket and lay down on d parlour quietly. When I wake up all our family don gather me.

The palm oil I was given or should I say I wa soaked with is more than ten litters, all my body was just palm oil....hahaha

I intentionaly reduced the sniper and added water so that I won't die oo, who wan die?
I am grateful for my instincts that d plan worked. Na so my uncle fear ask me what I wanted.

To cut the story short I have already planted cassava at his plots of land in Owerri, and used the rest of the money to train my Chickens for Christmas. I couldn't have achieved this without that drama. Na only me him settle, the other rest of our family had to contain with his longs stories as usual....hahahahaha