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ilugunboy: Learn to understand how most NL tends to be sarcastic in their comments.... that is just another sarcastic one...

Look at another one....

One the 8th of June in the year of our Lord 2013.....the economy of Nigeria will grind to a halt....the easterners are the engine room of this nation.....so when they sneeze...the whole nation catches cold...

very naive and dumb statement...Ibos are market traders,Nigerian economy is controlled by blue chip companies and conglomerates.Most ibo bisuness are one man business,quite negligible in the scheme of things-talking about our macro economics.

Massob don mess up...Rev King is not guilty?....are you kidding me.

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All unoccupied buildings/properties not adequately fenced and locked up in Lagos should be siezed by the government.If we give terrorists space they will kill and destroy-its their way of life.its a do or die situation.Lagosians wake up and shine your eyes well-report any idle fellows staying together around your area-be vigilant or you die.

Adebisi33: I really don't know what to do.  I've just turned 40 and I'm desperate to settle down and start a family of my own.

I'm attractive, I have a masters degree, my own house, and a great career but I can't find a nice man.  I don't go to clubs and bars, and only meet white men at work, and I don't find them attractive at all. 

My aunt suggested that I go to Nigeria to find a husband. She says there are a lot of men who would love to get a British Passport (I was born in England).  I don't want to do this, because I don't think that's a good basis for starting a relationship.

A lot of friends have suggested that I'm too fussy, but my father says that a woman should marry a man who is equal or better than her. 

All I am looking for is a man who is single, intelligent, honest and hardworking.  I worry that these kinds of men are already married, or if they are single, they want to settle down with younger women.

In case you're wondering why I didn't get married before, I've been looking for a relationship since I was 22, but no black men that I met who met my criteria (single, intelligent, honest and hardworking) were interested in me.  They all seemed to be taken.

What should I do?

Thanks

you can still find love

[quote author=Okija_juju]This will definitely affect the price of Suya o!! [/quote]Bleep those dead meat you eat thinking you are nourishing your bodies.

A good Governor is concerned about the well being and safety of responsible members residng in the state-A governor has no bisuness with who owns a bisuness.Fashola is not irresponsible like some Governors that allow people even manufacture fake drugs and sell,all in the name of making money.
Bleep your money,its in your pocket-ride on Fashola,any one that can not live by the rules of Lagos should go to their useless vilages...all these ibos and money-its shameful,dats why no one wants to allow an Ibo man as president.shallow minds...Ride on Fashola

ochukoccna: Why does Fashola want to chase all Ibo's and their businesses out of Lagos nah?
Remember we are 60% of the Lagos population
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Wetin pesin no go hear for this forum?

You are a clown,your illiteracy will not make you know the meaning of "Abattoir" or has Ibos turned to cow slaughterers and meat sellers.Lagos is not for Ibos if you can not live within the laws go to china or your village or malaysia-where they cut your necks daily.

Shakslayer: Hello Nairalanders, what am about to relate here just happened over the weekend and it got me so confused, i told a friend of mine, who then asked me to join this forum and narrate my ordeal, i might get useful answers. So here i go.

A few months back, i met a lady on a social networking site, she is a Pharmaceutical student in one of the Universities in the South-South. We got talking, trying to psych up each other's intellectual prowess. i discovered she is a very good communicator, well read and highly versatile in almost every topic (politics, sports, social events, religion etc). She knew a bit about almost everything, and i too, am also an all rounder. So we took a liking to each other.

With each passing day, as expected, the issue of s*ex came up, i told her that i can never put pressure on a woman for s*ex on a first date, no matter how much pressed i am. I'd rather suffer in silence than do that. She said it's a lie, all men are the same, they appear nice and cute on the outside, but the moment a woman come into their life, the demon in them come out. I told her, am different, that the moment am focused on something, am focused, and unless the lady makes me believe she wants s*ex, i'll never ask her for it (on a first date). We both laughed and forgot the issue.

Just last week, i was sent on a strategic training session in her State, and i called her on Friday evening, after classes. She came to my hotel, we hugged, laughed, and said all sorts of nice things to each other (being the first time we're meeting), and we decided to spend the cool evening in a romantic resort. At about 8pm, when it was time to go, i called a cab to take her to her hostel and then take me back to my hotel. She told the cab driver to take us to my hotel first, that she'll pick a cab from there back to her hostel. I agreed. We got to the hotel and she changed her mind, said she would spend the night and go back early Saturday. I was curious, but didnt argue, we both watched SkyNews till about 10pm and decided it was time to sleep, she went to take her bath while i went downstairs to get a recharge card. When i came back, i saw her wearing one of the sexiest, silky pacific-blue lingerie, she was arranging her hair in the bed mirror, immediately, i knew i was in for a huge test, so i complimented her outfit, got my blanket out and made to sleep on the couch. She looked at me with the side of her eyes, mumbled some incoherent words and got into the bed. My mind was heavy and i couldn't sleep. After a while, i heard her faint snoring and immediately knew she has slept, so i forced myself to sleep too.

Early the next morning, she woke up with a chip on her shoulders, i greeted her, she brushed it aside, she made to the bathroom, brushed, took her bath, and in less than 15mins, she was on the elevator going back to her hostel. I was shocked, dumbfounded and too scared to even follow her, i tried to BB her, she has deleted me, i called, she wouldnt take my calls. I came back to Lagos yesterday, still tried calling with the office line, as soon as she hears my voice, she'll drop the call.

So guys, thats my story. Where did i go wrong? I think am attracted to her as much as she is to me. Matured responses would be highly appreciated.

Many thanks

you are a learner-abi the girl no tight?

ebamma: Do unto others what u expect them to do unto u, make una no complain when them fellow deport our brothers were dey dia,remember say what is good the goose is also good for the gander

dem don dey deport tey tey,you no see when South Africa deported Nigerians-mumu.
...abi na Ghana wey poor wan dey deport Nigerians.Only rich countries deport people-and Nigeria's case is justified because of the terrorists situation.Good move by the governor.
All y'all talking shit here-go back to your villages and talk to your dumb criminal governors.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Deport them to where?! [/quote]your papa house-are you dumb or plain stupid.or you dont know the meaning of deport.

gboss4sure: Thats not gonna solve the problem. There is no solution to human bomb... The person that you want to kill already wants to die. Will they stop northerners from coming to Lagos? Nope. Deporting aint the solution, am still thinking of solution to human weapon and am yet to think of anyone. If you have any solution to this weapon kindly let me know.

Moreover did 100 Nigerians got deported when Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab attempted to attack the USA.

you are a fool,Nigerians are deported everyday even by poo countries like South Africa...Am sure you are a Ghanian.

Lagos security forces should post numbers and emails where people can give them information and clues.Eko'oni baje ooo

NCC-STOP MTN FROM SIGNING UP NEW SUBSCRIBERS,THIER NETWORKS ARE CONGESTED...MTN HAVE MADE A LOT OF MONEY,BROWSING SHOULD BE FREE AT NIGHT FOR ALL NETWORKS NOW.ITS TIME TO GIVE NIGERIANS BACK-CALL ARE STILL TOO EXPENSIVE.

livethinme: see what is it with Nigerians and stripping people unclad?..

Guy these criminals no dey give themselves brain-its to humiliate them...is thet too hard for you to figure that out.

ochukoccna: This is pouring petrol to quench glowing coals
Knee jerk reactions will only escalate this suitation
Who will render the services of the Northerners gave (if they gey to leave)?
Apply pressure to their balls and get them to cooperate rather than evicting 'em
My 2 cents

YOU ARE A BIG FOOL,lAGOS IS FULL OF PEOPLE LOOKING FOR WORK AND YOU ARE ASKING
"who will render the aboki services"
take them to your father's village-fool.

People are HYPOCRITES...be careful who you rent your houses to,because if you dull-you will loose your life and that of your family because of your foolishness.

The only thing saving Iran from being nuked is that Obama is still in the white house.

That will be the end of Iran,and the Persian empire-it will take archeologist to find traces of the worse religion bigots that ever existed after the extermination has been carried out.

Stupid man,BRITISH GOVERNMENT THAT MAN IS A CORRUPT MAN,WANTED FOR CORRUPTION.they destroy the society with thier corrupt acts-making the youths disillusioned,now they want to escape.please do not grant Asylum to this greedy fat idiot-he is a thief.

ALL FOREIGNERS WHO ARE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS MUST LEAVE LAGOS-THEY CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO LAGOS ECONOMY-THEY ARE PESTS AND CRIMINALS...THEY DONT PAY TAX,THEY HAVE NO USE.

Fashola need to turn Lagos to a "police state"
so many hungry people crossing into Lagos,if the status quo remains,Lagos will loose investments.Kidnappers should be severely dealt with-killed when caught.

when the leader is weak,even goats and chickens become lions.

great mind...nice.

vanstanzy: Nairalanders that were running their mouth praa! praa!! praa!!! with OPC that, OPC this, over to una.

Bluetooth, bayokanu, malctunji or whatever over to ya'll.

What is the aim of your post-i dont see why you should post this.to support boko haram?
or are you benefitting from it if lagos is attacked?
you must be deranged in the brain.look for work to do man.

Yorubas do not allow religious sentiments to blind you.Terrorists use religion to penetrate areas and they spread through mosques and religious centres.Our security agents should carry raids and do stop and search regularly.Boko haram must want to come into Lagos,because they want to make an impact.Nigerian Immigration should start to deport anyone without proper documentation back to their country.
National security is imperative.

The Nigerian Immigration boss should be fired,a new immigration should be constituted,as it is our immigration authorities are just eating money-wasting our tax payers money without nothing to show.Every day you hear of countries deporting people-i have never heard of Nigeria deport anyone before...or is Nigeria a dumping ground.These terrorists will take over all our lands if we dont scrutinize persons and deport these Chadians/Malians and Togolese people from Nigeria.A foreigner will easily oblige to bomb and kill Nigerians than an average Nigerian would.

[quote author=haka_nai]she also said certain people pay money for protection to terrorist and kidnappers. She is saying that one such suspect had 300 million in his account for a single payment to him for protection. That this monies fund the insecurity. She also made examples of how people in Azare Bauchi stood up against the BH and won with government collaborations.
She is asking all Nigerians to close ranks and help them as it is actually tasking for them to go it alone. With the staff numbers and the number of people they are expected to protect. She has also said they have tried to sensitize the populace (churches, mosque, NYSC, Unions etc) on security and how to manage affairs of security around them.
Meanwhile she has asked for better efforts and information from all of us out there to help curb the situation. About the Kano park incidence she stated that transport unions have always being told to encourage people park outside and ensure only known people get access to drive in to parks. Also she has said that parks collect fees from vehicles using the parks, as such they don't have to wait for government to build fence or secure the premises for them and that they could do it on there own.So secure the area and control movement of vehicles, people and goods in and out of the premises.
She also mentioned that they have acquired sophisticated technologies and also develop certain technologies that have helped them improve on there work. The SSS seem to be doing much and I could trust her atleast with her confidence and position on issues.
The SSS,NAFDAC and FRSC really make me proud of this nation. They are doing remarkably well. Ambulance system of the FRSC is commendable, even thought its suppose to be the work of our health system. I have seen this people respond to accidents with such efforts you wish they could get more vehicles. Well done!!!!![/quote]God bless you for your patriotism,it is the duty of every objective sane citizen to be patriotic and be ready to defend against external aggression with any means they can offer.the press should not sacrifice National security on the altar of selling sensational catchy news.they are promoting killers and anarchist that wants to consume us all when they disseminate every bullshit spewed by these killers.
If they is war and the anarchy they will be consumed too.
LETS BE PATRIOTIC AND FIGHT FOR NIGERIA.

Dreal1247: I perceive that the boko boys ar now fighting with the last drop of their blood. They promised 2 finish Gej in 3 months. Now they av failed. They ar restrategizing by sending their ogas @ the top 2 secure amnesty 4 them. With it they wil now finish Gej in 1 month. Imagine the people demanding 4 amnesty secured weapons 2 blow up the presidential jet. Who is deceiving who? NO WAY.

Those politicians supporting boko haram will die slow painful deaths...they have lost the battle.When 160million people rise up against them no one will save them.The president should arm all Nigerian youths with AK'S to fish out these dumb hypnotized killers.

[quote author=haka_nai]she also said certain people pay money for protection to terrorist and kidnappers. She is saying that one such suspect had 300 million in his account for a single payment to him for protection. That this monies fund the insecurity. She also made examples of how people in Azare Bauchi stood up against the BH and won with government collaborations.
She is asking all Nigerians to close ranks and help them as it is actually tasking for them to go it alone. With the staff numbers and the number of people they are expected to protect. She has also said they have tried to sensitize the populace (churches, mosque, NYSC, Unions etc) on security and how to manage affairs of security around them.
Meanwhile she has asked for better efforts and information from all of us out there to help curb the situation. About the Kano park incidence she stated that transport unions have always being told to encourage people park outside and ensure only known people get access to drive in to parks. Also she has said that parks collect fees from vehicles using the parks, as such they don't have to wait for government to build fence or secure the premises for them and that they could do it on there own.So secure the area and control movement of vehicles, people and goods in and out of the premises.
She also mentioned that they have acquired sophisticated technologies and also develop certain technologies that have helped them improve on there work. The SSS seem to be doing much and I could trust her atleast with her confidence and position on issues.
The SSS,NAFDAC and FRSC really make me proud of this nation. They are doing remarkably well. Ambulance system of the FRSC is commendable, even thought its suppose to be the work of our health system. I have seen this people respond to accidents with such efforts you wish they could get more vehicles. Well done!!!!![/quote]Nigerians for your survival,rise up and support the security forces and stop making degrading statements about people fighting to protect your pathetic lives-let us rise up and fight along with the security forces...these people are human beings-NO FEAR,fear will lead you to slavery and damnation.If we fight we stand a chance of VICTORY-fear weakens the spirit and kill you slowly.boko Hara have been dealt a deadly blow,their backbone is broken by the invasion of Mali,they are using the only weapon they have left,spreading fear so the people will succumb to them.Wake up docile lambs and be lions for once...we are 160million people they cant kill 1/10th of we all.