₦airaland Forum

bongolistik:
How much can solve your immediate problem now? You never can tell, someone might just want to assist you now to offset it

#14,500. Need it for transport to work.

Always threatening to faya her papa head.

Luxiana19:
Hello guys. Please who has heard of Nextech. They invited me for an interview but I can’t seem to find anything concrete online about them.

it's fake. run for your life.

Make una carry this una 419 scheme commot from here jor.

CoolSmithz:
Take a bus to obalende,
Whrn you get to obalende, board a tricycle(keke) tell them awolowo, then tell the driber you are dropping at maitama

Op follow this one.

I hail my fellow Corrosives.

I need your response o

Pentolution:
I got this invite, please who has gone for the interview are they real or scam.

Dear Applicant, 


Congratulations! In response to your prior application, you have been scheduled for an oral interview 

with our human resource team on mmm of October 2018 at one of the selected venues in Lagos.


Address: No 5, University Press House, by Oando filling station, adjacent Standard Organization of Nigeria (SON), end of Adeniyi Jones, Ogba, Lagos.


Time : 9:30am. 


Note : come along with a printed copy of this invitation and your updated curriculum vitae.

Run for your life.

GNLD unlimited.

I'm still waiting

Ottoxpress

Good day our good Christians on Nairaland.

I am in need of a very strong gospel Yoruba movie to showcase at a rural crusade Somewhere in the south west.

Please help me with titles and links to the movies.


PS: Movie should not be more than 1hr 30mins.

Thank you for your prompt response.


cc: seun lalasticlala mynd44

oloyeagbaakin:
#500 per kg

ok. What is the average weight of your pigs?

Why is the OP hiding the pics of the vehicle?

FortifiedCity:
I don't know why I don't laugh at your Memes.

Don't know if I am the only one

Bros no be only you o

Viicfuntop:
This Yanbaba Guy is dry sha

God bless you for saying the truth.



Their pictures do not tally with the write-up.

Very dry indeed.

Benz4pimp:
Why is the engine picture taken from a distance?

Exactly my thought.

I smell something.

fungirl89:
Pls, how do I get to this venue from Oshodi?
Venue: Plot 5A, Pinnock Beach Estate, Jakande Round About, Lekki, Lagos.
I need urgent response pls

From Oshodi Isale, enter bus going to Lekki/Ajah and alight at Jakande. Then ask the bike men there for the address.

OR

From Oshodi Isale, enter a bus to Obalende, from Obalende, board another bus to Lekki/Ajah and alight at Jakande. Still ask the bike men for direction to your destination.

What is wrong with you posting your selling price here?

Engineering Thermodynamics

MeezPat:
Pls let's update on d group wen we hear from them

Okay

I just stumbled on this funny break up letter on facebook.

What do you guys think?

funlord:
Update your list:


Name: OLANIPEKUN ABAYOMI OLUWASEUN


First bank account number :3055351435


Phones: 08180851997 or 08148528611


Username: Abayomi94

Latest crime: N600,000 plus from a gift card scam

That guy is a useless robber.

Abayomi94:
Good day NL. i want to be specifically clear on what happened yesterday with icedondaniels cards..what happened was that i tried to load the cards on a different platform to meet up with rate my brother conditioned for me despite all my attempts to help him understand the cards are not worth as much as he demanded as of that time. that was the very first time he would send me bulk itunes like that . I did not want to disappoint because someone that bring 2600 today can and will bring 5k tomorrow either directly or by advert. In the midst of searching for ‘greener pastures ‘.. dear Nairalanders i lost the cards i mean ALL the cards to a ripper...what mouth will i use to tell my customer who has only decided to give me bulk today that i lost all his cards while trying to trade elsewhere for high rate?? i resolved to bear this shame as a scammer even though i know i’m not just so i can avoid bearing the practical loss. Just last month a chinese by name of ‘Wangye’ took £2k itunes from me because i was looking for ‘greener pastures’. the card owner till tomorrow never believe that i did not rip him off... he will still say i am the one that ate his cards if you ask him regardless of the countless thousand dollar trades we have engaged in. You can bet that plug never sends me cards again... Agreed that it was cowardly of me but i have had it to my neck with bearing wrongful losses... the essense of business is to profit not carry losses on losses with debts that sprung up as a result of good intentions especially when i don’t carry the money on my head.. anyone that has traded with me before and klnow knows how straightforward and honest i am, icedondaniel here knows it too... i could not open my mouth to say i lost the cards he was waiting on me to credit him payment for... eventually it boils to the same thing...’I am a scammer’. i chose that anyday than to be made to pay for the exact mistake i tried to warn my brother against...Rippers who take advantage of ‘out of market rate seekers’. i had warned him in the chat sbout rippers not knowing it would be from my end... i just could not bare it... i’m truly sorry this happened but if no one else knows, I KNOW That I am LOYAL,TRUSTWORTHY,DEPENDABLE and ofcourse accountable. i only wanted to secure my bro to keep sending me bulk as it was the VERY first time he would trade bulk with me despite haven always traded them elsewhere as mentioned in his texts. it was not even for the money and it really back fired on me... this is why i am being castigated. Business still goes on regardless. thank you to everyone that has always seen this thread on technology market everyday and thise that bother to trade with me... we will do bigger and greater exploits before the year ends. Really Sorry Daniel that you had to know like this and i understand if you never want to trade with me again.

ofcourse this doesn’t affect the opinion of anyone concerning me or my business... just know i’m buckling my seatbelt tighter to deliver the best of services and products that give your satisfaction and funds guaranteed. GOD BLESS ALL OPs present .

Come o, are you insane?

You still dey do strong head upon say you be thief.

This guy need to be taught a bitter lesson.

This Scammer get mind sha.

It's real

I remember when I was staying in the school hostel.

It happened on a particular night at about 2am. There was no power supply at that time, so I decided to go outside and urinate. Unfortunately, at my return, I discovered that the door had been locked by one of my roommates from inside. That was how I started knocking at the door. Later on, another guy joined me and we both continued knocking at the door without any response from inside.

We later decided to sit at the front of the room and started discussing. At that point, I started feeling uncomfortable discussing with the nigga.

Then I told him that I was afraid sitting out there in the dark with a stranger like him. I then asked him about which of my roommates he was staying with.

Omo, he told me that he is not related to anyone in my room but only decided to keep me company since I was alone. He also said that he was also always afraid at night when he was still alive. Ladies and gentlemen, I no know when I run from my hostel reach School main gate without looking back.

Each time I remember that incident, fear go just dey catch me.

AkaChizzy:
Oga dedons, what happened to the mouth watering job you testified this week of getting through blessingmoyo's post.

I'm to resume next Monday. For now, let me still be flexing myself upandan.


I wish you know how long I waited for this Ottoxpress job interview. I can't just let it go like that without attending the interview, after all, the place is not too far from my house.

Hope you now understand?

The aptitude test was written last Friday

OneDollarSalary:
https://www.nigerianews.net/godwin-emefiele-print-new-notes/

OP please help me gather all the #100 notes you have.

I need them to be transporting myself for now.

Na beg I dey beg you.

Etienz:
I wish u success bro

Thank you

let the lies keep coming