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Caseless:
scortched brain illiterate, you are a duck.

He cracked a joke. Whats your problem?


You are a toad!

PORNVIDEO:
@OP, TRY AND GET ATLEAST SMALL SENSE NAA. I EVEN TOT ITS ARMED ROBBERY I WOULD HAVE TELL U TO CALL NIGERIA EMERGENCY NO 112.

ladies check my signature

It was your last paragraph and signature that showed that you are the one that needs the sense.


Mumu.

OK we have seen her.....

What should we do?


the smart will respond similar to these two...



Only idiots and the unfortunate will not ignore this drama...



Unfortunately, the above make up the large percentage of nairaland members...

Stexy:
Ok-peace...this is probably the last time you'll hear that name..most/all Nigerian idol winners never become breakout stars

I was about to say this.... I've noticed that not so much is coming from these "reality show" winners if im correct, after Chidinma..

Majority of kidnapping cases are insider jobs.

Be wise-this even goes for church folks too.

holyokoto:
I give the Ops 2% because is not funny to me

Try and be happy for once in your life...

You must be a very sad person

ihatebuhari:
God punish u op and all unbelieve heart here

May you people die and perish in hell before this year end.

Nothing u can do to stop us Christian all over the world, u and Islam can't stop us

Greater is he Jesus in us than Satan and Islam in the world

Its unfortunate you also would answer "Christian" if you were asked your belief. What a reproach and an embarrassment to the faith and to female folk.

You are a full-blown fool.

Lasgidy1:
South Africans... Mumu people. In case una forget, we no forget. No be d collapse of this man's church originate xenophobic attacks on Nigerians living in south Africa?

You are actually the mumu here...

shebi the people that were the most victims are yet celebrating the man.

Buy a litre of fuel.
Pour it on yourself.
Light a match-stick.
Burn...


Bad belle (vex) is allowed.

jusRadical:
Please, tell us PMB's efforts against book haram so far that warrants this your unguarded utterance.

Tell us one of his success.

Read my first paragraph... I did not say he succeeded or failed-but there was an effort to curb the boko issue in the first two weeks. It is as the time passes, we would see the success or failure of the EFFORT.

The new governors and the old ones like osun state, are still trying to settle down and calm their atmosphere after the elections and thus less efforts to do anything...

So i guided my utterances pretty well mister..

WIZGUY69:
not surprise, he's an iboe boy.

Im giving up on the probability that you will have sense before this year runs out.

I don't know about you, but since May 29, i can only give some credit to Buhari regarding the effort against Boko-haram ALONE.

The rest-especially the governors-including Lagos, i just don't get it. We are already two weeks counting... Or am i too hasty to say that we should start seeing something?

Yes, i voted for APC in the last election but i must say this, lets leave politics aside, Osun state needs help through any means.

7months, and there is a governor? Its like the spirit that possessed TA Orji of Abia has come to the south-west.

God, have mercy on Majek Fashek...

Very unfortunate....

This is not bad, for a start.

989900:
I was expecting a deeper reason i.e. 'most' pastors are scam artists, and they have a stronger personal relationship with their God.

Staring at us my foot, who you be? Who be you? #shallow

you took the words from my mouth... Im so disappointed with their reason.

I want to believe they did not say this. Such arrogance!

There is Aso Rock chapel where they can attend. There are "tushed" () churches in Lekki, lagos where the rich usually worship...

They prefer going to churches where they know they will turn heads!

MizMyColi:
Umuahia

Anambra

lastpage:
You are a DULLARD!

It is INSECURE "Boys" like you that think by pandering to every whim and caprice of a woman, that is what makes you a man.

Correction: It does not make you nay better than a wuss!

Worst case, everybody pays their own bill.
Infact, in this age of equality, 'top' ladies feel disrespected if you offer to pay for them because they see it as condescending! Gerrit?


To now be whining on Facebook that someone you invited out did not pay shows that the girl, ...and you supporting her actions are both "starters" and attention seekers!
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She was lucky she held money otherwise, restaurant for use her wrapper tie her down make she scrub floor for ten days, to cover the Bill



Lastpage!

The only sense in your few paragraphs of poo, was the worst case scenario, which still agrees to my point-hold some bucks to pay if you allow lust to control your appetite.

What really is being "controlled be the whims of a woman" in this sense? Even if its a guy that invited you for dinner, you mean you would just order for anything you like without consideration? And ofcourse, the "top" lady will definitely not have issues with the bills (but should you ever call yourself a man again, may rapture happen and leave you on earth)! Some of you under-aged guys are the ones giving women the go ahead to do the wrong things-even to good guys.


You are indeed a waste of sexual emission.

Im actually looking at some of the comments here and i must formally register my disappointment on the under-aged guys here that are dissing the girl.

Not an excuse for the girl's behaviour but hey, she invited you for dinner as a friend, be a man and hold some extra bucks in case Satan takes over your appetite! This is really wrong.

And guys be like, "oh, ladies should equally take guys out"... And then this? How do you motivate them to?

For you guy that dissed the lady calling the guy "smart", or "sharp", consider yourself unfortunate.

I dare u to quote me and miss-yarn.

Thanks.

ForteNL:
A and B.....

Wow. Today is my first day on NL and i made FTC on Front page too? This is a sign of victory for me.

I dedicate this plot of land to my ex, who broke my heart, left me depressed and turned me to social network addict. Make God reward you in your own coins. Amen

Date me.

I am a very God fearing guy.

I am good looking.

I love workout.

I am ready for marriage responsibility.

I will not break your heart in Jesus name. Amen.


Thanks.

50calibre:
Shut up!! You're not worth the oxygen you breath

I am. Be quiet and go to the loo-where you actually came from.

I want to use this opportunity given by my God, my internet connection (MTN), and this space to post a comment by nairaland, to formerly register my disappointment at nairaland administrators-particularly the moderators.

It is rather unfortunate that you allow threads like this to grace the front-page, while decent threads are allowed but a backstage in this site.

I weep for you all.


Thanks.

Lasgidy1:
May Allah bless dis union IJN

Seconded with a loud amen!

50calibre:
Very idiotic and misguided OP trying to garner
attention & likeness from the womenfolk by appealing to popular feminist sentiments. Typical attitude of sissy boys!

Don't be fooled by these praises, Jumping a fence to save a stranger was not only stup*d but dangerous. Anything could have happened to you in there, you could have been maimed or killed for trying to be a hero.

You then went the extra mile of handing the guy to the police and still have the guts to say you'd ensure he is prosecuted..... What's your business if I may ask? What happened to giving people second chances? Your eagerness to please that 17 year old girl would get you killed.

Whatever happens to that guy, be rest assured he'd be back someday (maybe even sooner) I hope he comes for you.

That effort in bed, used to produce you was a waste.

You are too much.

God bless you.

Pls, someone should give him a bottle of Orijin. I will pay later.
Thanks

babs01:
To d poster above. I sense jealousy

Maybe, maybe not... But she made sense.
You on the other hand, did not make sense despite your "senses"...

mormoni:
Talkative
U no go shut up?

He made sense. You did not, so you shut up.
Receive the grace to reason from your head and not your anus.

idupaul:
So you believe a young man that made his dreams come true by becoming an international superstar at the age when U were or are still disturbing your father for money is not smart enuff to make a common 2;1 , keep deceiving urself

I owe you a bottle of Orijin for this powerful post.

Well i used to like his fashion sense-dark goggles and somewhat snubbish attitude.


The embezzlement of funds and hardship during his time has however been beaten by the "democratic" governments that followed-so no comments.

About brutality, im kinda confused.

Who is more brutal? The one that directly kills people or the one that deliberately looks away while people are being killed?

Abacha was a learner.

atilla:
I won't be surprised if Timaya does the same to his own guys now. He comes off as a very arrogant guy. I'm his no 1 fan but d day I met him he acted like he couldn't even shake me and did his face like I smelt or I was dirty. I was really really surprised.

I've met him... He is really a humble dude... Kinda suprised at yr and some nairalanders comments.

Karlovich:
How much did Jim Nwobodo STOLE? Tanoids

What brings politics into this?

Upon how they rejoiced when they sent you to school...


What a pity.

nma24:
Anti-Christ Number...

Receive sense in Jesus name.