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Police haf change O.

Did I see that they "replied".....the accusation?

Normally, they will just arrest the person, and reset his or her mental settings with correct beating...



Kudos.

Nairalanders that are good in memes better use the second picture asap.

It would compete with Adekoya own soon....

madridguy:
Sule Lamido even + Atiku are just noise makers, no man alive can challenge Sai Baba.

Sai Baba is like Real Madrid, too heavy for them to carry.

At least, Real Madrid carries trophies.

Tell our president to try and carry one without propaganda.

wizjaybee:
Good for him,he should have learnt how to mind his business.

sad thing is he has learn it d hard way.

You are stupid.

If he says nothing, and just enjoys his life, is it not you nairalanders that will sing the "pastors are not speaking against the evil happening in society" crap.

Like I said earlier, You are really stupid.

NwaChibuzor:
I used to Bleep this girl back in those days. Funny enough, her pussy isn't all that tight.

OK. Noted.




Next?

The expression on the faces of the two senators especially the one behind Mr Dina, is epic.

Very powerful messages.

UnknownT:
What Timi is saying is that people should try and make their marriage work. If it's domestic violence against one's wife would make the marriage to crash, the man should stop beating the wife. If it's verbal violence from the lady will make the man become physically violent, she should stop it. Just like the Freeze said about the "wife cutting dick" scenario, it's up-to the lady to stop any violent act that will make the marriage crash.
Thank you all, back to my dinner now

Gbam.

daewoorazer:
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Fake pastors

I'd prefer you go to teaching hospitals and lay hands on patients battling terminal diseases. You can come back and beat your chest then.

Shyte

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Jesus never went to hospitals or moturaries Save the case of Lazarus personal tomb. They brought sick people or dead people to him.



Ode.

The bite of reality.

Months back, tell them (when we saw massive crowds at their rallies) they will charge at you on nairaland.

This revolution died the day it became a personality campaign for Nnamdi Kanu rather than the people. The thought of people prostrating face down for him, to me was a nightmare.



Abeg..... next?

mmb:
The meaning of Gowon is: Go On With One Nigeria (GOWON)

The meaning of Naira is: Never Allow Igbos Rule Again(NAIRA)

Hilarious but extremely stupid.

I totally support what the Nigerian woman did.

Because it's the thing of a woman's body treated so shamelessly by the women themselves that make them look so cheap.

And yes, ITS HER BUSINESS!

Women should actually be speaking up against this thing....


But no......

They will keep playing the victim.

That a female pilot shares the same gender with this thing, is a real error.

Hmmmm...... This end times sha....

A friend is suffering this same thing....

I could beat up this guy if he could ever call his wife a he-goat in annoyance because you need to see how delicate this lady looks like.....

But when older relatives where chased out of the matrimonial house --including her own family people --when they came to help the marriage (she had cursed, slapped the crap, broken valuable home appliances of her husband over an argument over money-her desire for fantasy despite the struggling economy of the husband), with a big cutlass...... Men. I could not imagine it.

And she had the guts to go to LIB (Linda ikeji blog) weeks later to write that her husband is the monster.......

I almost gather hatred for women.

Shame on a large number of you.

PDP was bad

APC is a disaster

9jvirgin:
My first and only experience with this man. In 1999, I was very ill and while I was in the living room in my cousin's place at Ire-Akari Estate, Isolo, I saw a TV program aired live by Pastor Oyakhilome and he said, if you are sick; lay your hands on your TV. Like play like play with faith I laid my hands and I was healed. That moment remains with me forever.

First and only experience with him..

Early 2000s still repping gangster things then....

Was invited to the church by someone....
And he just passed where I sat.

Something angelic goes on inside him. Can't really explain..... And he looked at me as though he knew what I was thinking...

I've never respected anything about God until that moment.

Though not a member, but I respect him (the pastor) very well.

hisgrace090:
Rocha's! Your hatted by your people for joining APC.

Even though Zuma promise to help IMO state under you, mind you your people will do all to stop him so that you wount be praised.

Match forward don't look back God and very few are all you HV for now. Remain blessed.

You are a disgrace to this forum.

The best way to attract investment to a state or country is to invest in its people.

The developed world don't go about wooing people to their countries. They only make sure things work in their countries. Why will someone go to the extreme to get to Europe, or US? Despite their challenges, things are a bit above average, at least, average.

We are yet to get things in order here and for some reason, we think it's investors that will develop our land. May God forgive us in Nigeria.

When I was talking about this man, no one took me serious.

Hmmm

God, how long?

modelmike7:
We reject it in Jesus name.

Hundred percent seconded.

I reject it in Jesus name.

O Lord, how long?

RETIREDMUMU:
am. not impressed tho

With your username, I think the Op need not bother about impressing you.

deepwater:
My chest!!!

Lawd acant take eet enimore

Fellow Nigerians retreat, retreat, astern, pedal astern
Take cover
Do not engaged these guys in any war, they will out gun us all, omo see missile even when the war has not started yet, the skies of Nairaland has been lit up with such missile and Akara bomb (one even said His title has changed to Oga now)

9 Juliet Alpha
This is delta echo echo paper whisky alpha tango echo Romeo
Come in

9 Juliet Alpha how do you copy?

I repeat, retreat! Retreat! These guys are over board.
Fasten all hatches and close all emergency exits
Don your life jackets, engage all life saving appliances and brace up for impact.

This is a rouge wave!!!

How do you copy?

This is not a DRILL WITH KENYAS

Over and out

It is finished.

God, how long?


I believe in Nigeria but sometimes, I wish I was never born here.

The man will always be dressed.


Gender equality was a joke after all.

But what sin did the people of this state commit to have Okorocha as their governor?

This is deep sh */***t.

akeensbussy:
Stop the lies...you are not anti religion. you are beneficiary of it. You just founded a church and you are looking forward to buying your own jet and build mansion using the bible to scan the gullible..

No problem...I know it all about hustling. but always remember the consequence of your actions. Enjoy your loot while it last.

You guys are funny.

If you believe in Satan, at least, a fraction of your income goes to him -He does not eat money, so as it where, someone that gives you revelation about him. For his upkeep. So called unbelievers seem to know how to honour clerics than you people do.

You Christians, for where?

Don't bore me.

You can use the lagoon tonight abeg..

Topgainer:
Surely, You are a Pastor. No group is pained so much like those who felt threatened by the truth on Jewish Tithe laws, than the very few who have been living large and in stupendous wealth at the expense of a larger Christian population. Can you name the Levite you paid the Tithe to and the tribe in Israel you belong to ?

Looool at the being a pastor ..... Historian.

Won't join issues with any of you silly lot, saved ones.



Kill yourself.

Topgainer:
You are in dire need of the most important blessings- salvation. When you get it, you shall know the value of the Pearl compared to the illusion of the money doubling scheme you promote for Christians. Besides, you have NEVER paid tithe, because 10% of your little salary and wages given before/to a Gentile Pastor is not Tithe.

Let me care about that.....

Next....

akeensbussy:
Lol..how many of the instructions have u obeyed, including the pastor?

God will open your understanding...

Yawns

akeensbussy:
look at this...why would u give money to a pastor because u believe in his message? does pastors have message of his own...is this not the same bible he is preaching from. why should I give him money for telling me that God loves me, that I should accept Christ...what has he done that will warrant giving him money. for what purpose?

I still can't wrap my head up with this giving pastor money for believing in his message.. The word of God is yeah and Amen...What is special in what the pastor is doing...besides, who made him pastor? just came out from thin air and said he is a pastor and you believed him and give him money for telling you what is in your bible. I don't get this.

is Christianity a one man show...You only give pastor only....what about choir, ushers, Deacons, instrumentalist. and other vital people in the church who are also ministers.

it is now obvious....


Truly, Religion is a scam...

Don't only wrap your head. break it instead.

I'm anti religious. But I do pay tithe to pastors that their messages bless me.


And I always get remarkable blessing practically for it, financially.

I don't do all these your Bible arguments of stupidity. Obedience to what your Bible told you, I think you Christians should start learning it.


Shior.