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Topgainer:
You must be a Pentecostal Pastor, for it to pain you like this.
How has the feelings been since more people are beginning to realize that there are no tithe laws extended to Christians and that tithe laws were not 10% of people's wages/salaries submitted weekly/monthly to you and your fellow tithe crusaders?

You must be a compound idiot for your assumptions.

I'm anti religious. And even we love to pay tithe -and even understand the benefits more than you rogues.

Hypocrite.


All these people sha......

You can confidently pay your tithe to the jet flying pastor and still do all these.

Stop thinking its tithe that makes a pastor rich. It's personal money given to him because you believe in his messages or ministrations.


Idiots.

I will always blame our youth for this repeating rubbish.....


It's like these people are in personality contest ----its not about serving.


I saw one of our Lagos senators in that picture and I am like....... Like seriously?

Ritual material.


I seriously hope women read these stories.....

Towards the end of this report, I saw something like the man was counselled before being let go.....

By the police?

That was the funniest side of this story.

Hmmm.

This is deep.

Mr. Afonja spotted.

Nairaland moderators, please take note.

muykem:
Food is ready. Something must kill a man.

Including suicide.

I want to wish all nairalanders, a happy No bra Day.

holatin:
A newly married man Emeka on the second day of his marriage visited the makeup artist Obianuju who decorated his wife Vivian on the wedding day.
He presented a gift to her, a beautifully packed iphone-7 box.
The make-up artist was overwhelmed with joy and went on her knees thanking Emeka. She then opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see the new Nokia 3310 inside the box.
The man now smiled and said "this is exactly the same feeling I had when I saw my wife last night after she had her bath"
Scores settled 1-1

You were actually off side.

Bash Ali you are very great. Bash Ali, you are very great.

You great in America, you great in Nigeria, Bash Ali, you are very great.



Why do I really feel for this man?

Even in death, he smiled.



RIP.

Interestingly those that love killing are afraid of death itself.

gypsey:
Rubbish! there are hundreds of sick people in hospital, perhaps this crooked so called pastors should pay visits to the hospitals. i am sure they will get tired of healing sick people!

Interestingly, aside from the case of the man by the pool, Jesus NEVER went to hospitals or moturaries. They brought sick people or dead people to him. Either that, or they gave him a special invitation to meet one person, or he met lepers by chance.

So you don't use that a pastor did not go to hospital to heal sickness to judge that he is fake.

Africa is sick.

Love this any day.....

Hmmm

charlowsky:
Why is life like this, God? this lady should have deleted marriage from her fantasy naa. That's a burden to the guy. for me, except the guy insists, the lady should have said no, considering workload for on the guy, and child bearing!

You are stupid.

I was inspired to play football and summersalt at any given time.

Adiola:
Aisha shameless prostitute

That a woman like you will come out and state the obvious, even when she is supposed to be a hypocrite, is a plus.

That you, who is also a woman, will come and vomit this trash about her, is very unfortunate.

Ode.

Later they will come and sing the "men this, men that " song.

Silly beast.

The days are coming when you will try one genuine one and fire will physically fall on you.

Go and ask the kids that abused Elisha as he minded his business doing his work.

That there are fakes does not remove the fact that there are real ones, amongst them are ones that are fiery!

Think we need to be careful. God still fights for these people!!

PROPUNTER:
The Yahoo Pastor na Badt guy , who knows how many Ukwu wey him don Chop clean mouth , he must have tested the Lady Honey Pot from their Look...

ode spotted. Nairaland moderators take note.

I think there should be an age limit of those that should comment on threads.

Lawd.....

When will I see selfies that really portray the incident?

The photos here don't look like those that portray that a thief was caught.


Lol.

Don't worry Sir.

2019 is almost here.

Can't wait to send you packing.

Please we would like to have a better picture of the scenario that played out....

You say "blows exchanged"......

How much per blow given?

Armed robbery.

That's what bags a death sentence. Because you put your victims in a state of terror and many even harm in the process. You never want to experience what it looks like.

The politicians steal mostly in the ignorance of those they steal from. There is no direct incident of terror. That's why.

You might be watching Man United vs Chelsea one cold evening and arguing about the referee, not knowing that your Local government chairman just transferred money for community service to his account.


Interestingly though, many politicians that have killed in the process of looting are still getting pardoned.



Pity.

IamSINZ:
RIP, English language..


You were brave..


We will surely miss you.

Take heart.

For we shall yet meet to part no more.

Amen.

As corrupt as Sani Abacha was, as brutal as those during the civil war were, as confusing as IBB was, they had a margin of failure they made sure we did not pass.

Buhari as a civilian president is the worst president we ever had.

Let's be sincere to ourselves.

I believe in the shield.

Finest officer.

Please Op.....

Can you epp us?

IT IS BEE-RED.

AS you take write am, e be like BREAD.

No offense though, Davido.



PS. The fans face looks like a hater sha.....

This is funny.

OMECP:
Good day pals, just saw this banner on my way to work this morning. Nigeria Pastors will not kill us oooh.

You better die then.

There is nothing wrong with the poster.