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LizGray:so true, pidgin got it all when expressing yourself. |
Is it a page or a contact. I have searched, but found nothing |
I may marry a white woman. A European to be precise |
Greetings to you all nairalanders, I am by name Dennis Daniel. I am currently in my final year studying forestry and wildlife (5 years program) from the University of Benin. I am about to graduate this July 2016. But my graduation is hanging on a thread as I must cough out NGN30,000 to finalise the remaining part of my project. Can any kind hearted human please borrow me NGN30,000. I will pay back NGN35,000 for it before the end of the year. My account details : Account name : Dennis C. Daniel Account number : 0116367807 Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB) Below is a caption of the only money I have in the world right now. The others are photos of myself .
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black is beautiful |
soulpeppersoup:Yes Sir Thanks a bunch |
soulpeppersoup:I will get baptized soon |
HateU2:lol.. Thanks a million pretty one |
Peritus:Thank you sir, I'm enlightened |
HateU2:Thanks a million bro |
Greetings everyone, I want to ask a question about tithes though the bible said something about it 'one-tenth of our income'. How are we supposed to pay these tithes. Supposed you are a salary earner of 100k, your one-tenth will be 10k. Now, are we supposed to pay the 10k once or at intervals throughout the month. If maybe the 10k was paid, should the next tithe comes from the remaining 90k? In all, are we to pay tithes every Sunday or once in the month? I'm asking these so that I can fulfill my tithes.. God bless you all. |
Greetings everyone, I want to ask a question about tithes though the bible said something about it 'one-tenth of our income'. How are we supposed to pay these tithes. Supposed you are a salary earner of 100k, your one-tenth will be 10k. Now, are we supposed to pay the 10k once or at intervals throughout the month. If maybe the 10k was paid, should the next tithe comes from the remaining 90k? In all, are we to pay tithes every Sunday or once in the month? I'm asking these so that I can fulfill my tithes.. God bless you all. |
Hello nlanders, Pls can anyone help me to decipher the possible cause of pounding sensation in the head. My mum have been feeling this way. She does felt pounding on head and the hospital she had been to keeps telling her that it's fever upon series of test conducted and bunches of drugs prescribed. She's ulcer patient. Pls help, she's all I've got. |
tripplephi:How did you do it? Pls teach me even if it's not free 08106607554 deedan19@gmail.com thanks a bunch |
hello, Happy new month to all nlanders. I am graduating from UNIBEN in less than four months and I need candid advice on how to make good money from the internet or blog apart from selling e-book. And Pls someone should throw more light on this 'google Adsense'. thanks a million |
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I looked back saw him panting like an antelope who had just luckily survived the jaws of an hungry lion. "What kind of student are you? " he exclaimed. "Why couldn't you tell me that this place smells like that..", he asked, 'hmm', I replied as I smirked and kept walking on. On getting to Unit 1 Porter's lodge, he told me to wait outside the corridor and he dashed to get the bag. He pulled the bag firmly and carried it back to Unit 2 and I walked slowly behind and began wondering why he had called me along with him in the first place if it wasn't for me carrying the bag. The thought was quenched by the resounding sharp pinch I felt within my stomach reminding me that I had to gulp something down unto my bowels and on sighting Godsent, the hunger began to fade away like colour. I quickly hurried up to catch up with Mr Porter and Godsent and took another sigh of relief as a gripped the bag's handle. "Why didn't you tell me that the bag was for Godsent", the confused Mr Porter said "and why didn't you notify me earlier", the confused Mr Porter continued. I wanted to laugh and not fool him, I told him he shouldn't bother as I had tried, but he gave me no listening ears and that raising his tune over mine had drew the attention of Godsent. Mr Porter told us to go that he is done with us. I and Godsent left pulling the bag along, one hand abreast. The crowd laughed Mr Porter for his criminal act in extorting money from students and for acting cowardly brave and later surrendered to the tricky words from the students. Angry was Mr Porter when he finally locked up his office and set forth home and in the early hours of the morning sun, we heard the sad news, he was fired! THE END |
Godsent didn't follow him nor did he refrain him. He stood watching Mr Porter as he left. Jesus...., i was off guard deliberating inside the prime point of any amount of reasoning or words i could say as this has gone beyond what I had expected. I couldn't follow Mr Porter along to plead for leniency neither did I even have a reasonable explanation to give just in case the 'the matter con boil'... I was lost in thought and I couldn't even make a common 'hmm'. I walked up to Godsent, and he assured me never to worry because he knows the Porter very well. "But you could have just used a gentleman way... you know?" I said to him. "Gentleman way?, he asked, "my guy relax that Porter just dey play" he said. "today, today, he go give that bag back" he continued. "he just dey act like oga at the top" he concluded with Urhobo accent. "OK ooo...." I replied. "Just watch" he affirmed. Mr Porter soon return and met the unsuspecting tactics Godsent would use on him "...i am going to call all the students at tunnel 1 in unit 3" Godsent said, and they will testify on how you charged them to pay #200 to you all because they were not with their hostel I.D. card at the time" Godsent blurted out with frustration. "They will give testimonies", he continued "and I will see how over 20 persons would lie on the same issue regarding your criminal act..", Godsent hammered on! Throughout this whole episode, I was few metres away from the crowd that has begun gathering to witness the drama. Yet still, I had not been relieved of the tussle I was battling within my head as I had hoped it shouldn't turn sour. Students began to plead as Godsent began making rude and threatening gestures towards Mr Porter who had earlier rebuked the fact saying that he had dupe students of #200. A witness came and testify, a second came and testify and then a third followed. With a potential fourth of the imaginary queue, the Porter decided to shut the door of his office in an attempt to put off the crowd. Other students threatened along with Godsent that they would report to the Dean of Students the following day and Lo, I was gaining freedom as I had to take a sigh of relief having been witnessing the gradual weakness befalling Mr Porter. Because of the muttering among students, and the testimonies against him, he had but to surrender. He called Godsent and I to his office and tried to calm Godsent down who had already been boiling in anger as it has been fueled by Mr Porter's reluctancy and shutting of his office's door. "We used this as an advantage though", Mr Porter confessed, "and we had to take the pride being the boss to minimize the movement of miscreants into the hostel", he continued. "And let's forget this ever happened" Mr Porter concluded. "And you, young man, follow me " said Mr Porter. I walked abreast briskly with him leaving Godsent behind as all that was on my mind was to get the bag and prepare 'the hall 4 kind of beans' and yet still, I was able to quench the hunger disturbing the 'hungry sustainable cells'with repeated digestion of the imaginary food I had consumed derived from the drama between Godsent and Mr Porter. We walked on, approaching the area behind Unit1 common room accompanied with foul smell emanating from the toilet, I pinched my nose and sealed my lips. Mr Porter is oblivious of this and as he was about asking a question, he swallowed up a mass of pungent smell. He lost balance as he tried gasping for breath and fresh air and for this while, I was already few metres ahead of him. |
Hey guys, I am new to writing stories. This is my Maiden edition and I know it's not the best piece. Having drawn inspiration from d9yt7,pabon,i decided to write about a life event. Open criticism is welcomed and Pls advise on anywhere I must have abuse English language. Thanks . THE CHRONICLES OF A UNIBEN STUDENT 'MR PORTER' As I pulled along a 'bagco' bag heading towards the corridor of the passage way leading to unit 2 common room, I was stopped by the sound of his baritone voice. "Hey you, come here, bring that bag here" . I turned to the direction of the voice, walked up towards the direction and then replied 'Sir?'. "Where is your hostel I.D card", he asked raising his voice above his normal pitch. I was mute, not wanting to lie and for him noticing it, he order me to drop the bag at a corner behind the corridor of his office. I walked slowly in annoyance and did as he had ordered only to make the bag lean against the wall displaying some part of it for better monitoring and in case of quick retrieval. Then, I stood close to him trying to beg but he was reluctant, and I knew inside me that he would accept emoluments but at that time, I have nothing to give. His predatorship grew towards me wanting the prey to yield #200 which will make the sleeping dog lay better. Not knowing the best excuse to give that will entice him to return the bag in my favour, I was lost in thought. Still standing with the Porter having a tussle with my cerebrum on how to escape this menace, I was forced to look at the direction of the footsteps of a manly figure walking in alacrity towards my direction. I was relieved when I saw him walking briskly towards the porter's office and behold, my saviour heaves in sight. "Excuse me sir!, that bag leaning against that wall belongs to me", said Godsent and it seems like you seized it", he continued. "Please, 'Mr man' excuse us", said Mr Porter, "and besides, you are not invited here", he blurted out. "What is the meaning of this", Godsent asked. "Why did you decide to seize the bag he was bringing to me" he continued raising his voice above normal trying to cause a gathering. "Come Mr man, what is your problem?" asked Mr Porter, "what brought you here", he retorted with a harsh baritone voice. "You seized that bag he was bringing to me without my consent", Godsent replied. "where is your bag" asked Mr Porter. "Over there, replied Godsent, "the one leaving against the wall", he continued getting frustrated at the discussion. "Come Mr man, you better leave here" Mr Porter uttered. "Go to your room" he continued, "this bag was brought here by this young man", Mr Porter exclaimed with utter frustration. Ehen! hey! Exclaimed Godsent. "So you want to extort money from him abi", Godsent replied with his voice gaining momentum. " So you think you can dupe him as you have duped other students huh?!" Godsent utters, "this time, your plan will not work" he continued. "Come, are you out of your senses", asked Mr Porter, "So you think you can come over to rain insult on me?? " Mr Porter objected. And there I was watching and enjoying the live drama. "Sir, I never insulted you" said Godsent, "and if you don't know how to do your job very well, give room for others to occupy" he replied with utter disdain. "How would you stop an innocent student just because he was handling a bag and yet, you are trying to turn it to your favour to make him feel guilty" Godsent retaliated with high temper and by this time, a small crowd began to form. Before Mr Porter was able to speak out, Godsent cuts in and continued "Sir, this thing you are doing is really barbaric and you would want to call yourself a Patriotic Nigerian". "If you don't return this bag, you will not expect what shall befell you" Godsent spew out. Ohhh... my God, there I was, mute and happy, for this saviour had really done a great job. What Godsent had spewed out fuel fueled the anger on Mr Porter as grabbed the bag heading to unit 1 marching like an angry soldier. |
#What African men pass through in the hand |
THE NATIVE DOCTOR THAT RULED BENIN (A chapter from the Benin history book) There is a legend of a Benin Oba, centuries ago, who lived for about 600 years. And towards the end of his reign, he tried to walk into heaven! He was the greatest native doctor that ever lived or reigned the ancient Benin Empire. His name was Ehengbuda. He was not born in the usual way. He jumped out of his mother's thigh, with Ukokogho (a medicine gourd) in his left hand. Before he was made the Edaiken of Uselu, i.e the crown prince, his fame as a powerful mystic had already spread throughout and outside the Benin Empire. When Ehengbuda became Oba, he prepared many charms to protect the Binis from invasion and any other misfortune. He also prepared a charm that the heir apparent to the throne would stay alive until he was crowned. This charm has never failed the Binis to this day. According to the legend, when Oba Ehengbuda had reigned for too long a time. Messages began to come to him from heaven that he had overstayed his time on earth. And he would reply "if i refuse to go to heaven, what will the spirits do to me?" His son, the heir also complained that he the prince was getting very old and tired of waiting. There is a case of where the son removed grey hairs from his head and sent to his father (Oba) to make him believe that he was really very old. In return the father sent him coral beads and chalk mixed with salt with a message, " Life is very sweet" For a long time, the oba turned a deaf ear to all these complaints. When in the end he decided to go, he declared that instead of dying like everybody else, he would walk right into heaven! With his mind made up, he went to his shrine and asked his spirits to prepare him for the journey. After this preparation, he assembled his household, and asked for volunteers to accompany him. A section called the Ibiwes, opted to go with him, while the Iweguaes were to remain and tate care of the palace and the affairs of the Oba, until his son would be crowned king. Oba Ehengbuda reversed this arrangement at the last moment and asked the Iweguaes to accompany him. The journey began from Benin with great fanfare. The procession went on until it came to the River Agan on the Benin/Lagos Road. The Oba made some incantations and the river began to recede in front of them, as the procession waded in after him. Almost at the centre of the river, they were stopped by some short men with pots on their heads. There men asked the Oba and his procession to turn back. " it is not usual for human beings to trek into heaven", they declared. Obeying, the Oba and his procession turned back and on the river bank they untied their medicines and charms and there "the Oba's sun fell into the sea" and they all following died. Some new Bouldia trees sprang up where they died, and these trees still stand to this day. If any Bini man comes to the river and he is told that "this is the river agan", he must first drink from it before crossing. If he doesn't, he will have acute diarrhoea, until he makes some sacrifice or something of that nature. [Excerpts from the history of the ancient Benin kingdom] |
esthersolomon00:Sex is not the best thing go life. Plan your life very well.. If sex is the best thing in life, why do people still hustle to survive even after having countless times of sexual intercourse |
tayebest:Yeah so true... They have to be sanctioned |
Mobile Telecommunication cheats Nigerians unknowingly in almost every call made. I believe that an estimate of over 5 million Nigerians make calls over 5 seconds daily.. Whenever you end a call,sometimes u get a feedback message on the duration of your last call.This message usually tells u you 9 or 10sec call duration if for instance, u made an 8sec call.And you will be charged on that added second(s). This has occured several times for which u will pay for unknowingly..This is usually common with MTN,GLO and AIRTEL.. Your call timer starts to count at the very first second the reciever picks your call,this signifies it is network based and not manually initiated. Your charges commence at the very first second of call connection, and if you set your phone to show last call duration,you will notice that after the display of your last call summary,a network message will display a call duration higher than the original call duration..These,most people do overlook.. MTN is very guilty of this.. Imagine an assumed 5 million Nigerians pay 20k daily,this will give an estimate of 1 million naira.. So you see,we have been robbed unaware of over 1 million naira daily..and yet,they never deliver as they promised.. My major concern is for you to be aware and also join me create this awareness..we want this to stop!! #notostealing# #notocorruption# :DMobile Telecommunication cheats Nigerians unknowingly in almost every call made. I believe that an estimate of over 5 million Nigerians make calls over 5 seconds daily.. Whenever you end a call,sometimes u get a feedback message on the duration of your last call.This message usually tells u you 9 or 10sec call duration if for instance, u made an 8sec call.And you will be charged on that added second(s). This has occured several times for which u will pay for unknowingly..This is usually common with MTN,GLO and AIRTEL.. Your call timer starts to count at the very first second the reciever picks your call,this signifies it is network based and not manually initiated. Your charges commence at the very first second of call connection, and if you set your phone to show last call duration,you will notice that after the display of your last call summary,a network message will display a call duration higher than the original call duration..These,most people do overlook.. MTN is very guilty of this.. Imagine an assumed 5 million Nigerians pay 20k daily,this will give an estimate of 1 million naira.. So you see,we have been robbed unaware of over 1 million naira daily..and yet,they never deliver as they promised.. My major concern is for you to be aware and also join me create this awareness..we want this to stop!! #notostealing# #notocorruption# |
Do noodles really takes 3mins to be ready? I doubt this because over the years, i've spent at least 10 mins to prepare noodles even without any additional supplement... But if u've got any useful say, share your views |
libertyfather:it's nothing like that... Dat was the only door i go through inside the house |
Cutehector:nothing like that sir,it was during the night..no moon tho. |
hello fellow nairalanders,i had a dream that up till this time still hovering over my head because i am still craving for interpretation I dreamt that i was at the backyard of our house and it was dark.. I want to enter into the house through the backdoor but i couldn't. Behind the door,inside the room was a strong white light,i tried forcing the door open but all effort was futile.the light keep glowing and i just keep trying,the door would move only a bit but my hand couldn't get pass through the space let alone my whole body.. It was like i was in darkness craving for the light.. This happened some few years back Pls if any of you can help me better interpretation..its welcomed..thanks |
wow...nice one unibenite...its neva been easy to go to toilets inside hall 4 without discomfort...but nonetheless,hall 3 toilet is the worst! wow...nice one unibenite...its neva been easy to go to toilets inside hall 4 without discomfort...but nonetheless,hall 3 toilet is the worst! |
Mobile Telecommunication cheats Nigerians unknowingly in almost every call made. I believe that an estimate of over 5 million Nigerians make calls over 5 seconds daily.. Whenever you end a call,sometimes u get a feedback message on the duration of your last call.This message usually tells u you 9 or 10sec call duration if for instance, u made an 8sec call.And you will be charged on that added second(s). This has occured several times for which u will pay for unknowingly..This is usually common with MTN,GLO and AIRTEL.. Your call timer starts to count at the very first second the reciever picks your call,this signifies it is network based and not manually initiated. Your charges commence at the very first second of call connection, and if you set your phone to show last call duration,you will notice that after the display of your last call summary,a network message will display a call duration higher than the original call duration..These,most people do overlook.. MTN is very guilty of this.. Imagine an assumed 5 million Nigerians pay 20k daily,this will give an estimate of 1 million naira.. So you see,we have been robbed unaware of over 1 million naira daily..and yet,they never deliver as they promised.. My major concern is for you to be aware and also join me create this awareness..we want this to stop!! #notostealing# #notocorruption# :DMobile Telecommunication cheats Nigerians unknowingly in almost every call made. I believe that an estimate of over 5 million Nigerians make calls over 5 seconds daily.. Whenever you end a call,sometimes u get a feedback message on the duration of your last call.This message usually tells u you 9 or 10sec call duration if for instance, u made an 8sec call.And you will be charged on that added second(s). This has occured several times for which u will pay for unknowingly..This is usually common with MTN,GLO and AIRTEL.. Your call timer starts to count at the very first second the reciever picks your call,this signifies it is network based and not manually initiated. Your charges commence at the very first second of call connection, and if you set your phone to show last call duration,you will notice that after the display of your last call summary,a network message will display a call duration higher than the original call duration..These,most people do overlook.. MTN is very guilty of this.. Imagine an assumed 5 million Nigerians pay 20k daily,this will give an estimate of 1 million naira.. So you see,we have been robbed unaware of over 1 million naira daily..and yet,they never deliver as they promised.. My major concern is for you to be aware and also join me create this awareness..we want this to stop!! #notostealing# #notocorruption# |
abi...just take ur lies elsewhere...u re a grade liar!..4.32 upon clubbing,partying?..nor be uniben u go jare. |


wow...nice one unibenite...its neva been easy to go to toilets inside hall 4 without discomfort...but nonetheless,hall 3 toilet is the worst!