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The kid actually has a striking semblance to the supposed father. Dna will prove her accusations right or wrong.

What's wrong with everyone and scandals these days

LaurelP:
You're too immature and full of shiit, that's why your wife beats you

I swear. If he's not posting wristwatches, he's bragging about being the first to own it. Very immature fella

Freeze abi na freezer should just grow. He feeds on social media attention like a woman.

His continuous "shades" and sub is getting boring. Dude better act his age

naijaboiy:
Let's take another short break before we come back to wrap up the awards for the night.

The categories left are the ones we've all been waiting for

Dj sickstars scratch it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations

ronald4lif:
Disappear from here you psychedelic schmuck. We have serious minds here, before here get mistaken for a mental hospice. Chump.

sickstars:
dj sickstars playing - ojuelegba by wizkid


we be thanking For awards

Lool

danbrowndmf:
i was just laughing when i saw that award...it a joke. To many humble pple here..kr0.ne,Em.aprince,llay.kron, endless list..but surely not the person they gave it to.

Come and nominate, you wouldn't show up. People nominated and someone won y'all got an issue with it. Why didn't you nominate your choiceBTw those people you mentioned up there are they "Romancelander"?

There must be an "orubebe" everywhere.


Norbe say he wan carry the award live sef

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]*Mamagee takes her award and catwalks out of thread*

At least, I'm not going home empty handed. [/color]

ronald4lif:
Honestly, that character stupídity irks me a lot. I've been on her case lately sha. Would keep 'hounding' her until she grow some sense.

Lol. Biko leave her, thats her own way of catching fun. She might have an alternate sobriquet. This one is just for trolling

ronald4lif:
Hahaha, thanks boss. I'm just having a good time here but it seems it 'pays off' after all.

Thanks M.zPecs, Fal.coney, and everyone who nominated and participated. The fun continues. 4 bottles of odeku for everyone, mama Bisi oya report here.

I want champagne...


Congratulations! !well deserved

ronald4lif:
Hahaha, well deserve accolade by mamagee3. I'd have deactivated if she hadn't win. Her stupídity knows no bounds.

Lool. Your bestie

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

Hehehe. Very true. Some Nigerian pastors always using situations to suit thier personal gains. If the mistake at miss universe had a Nigerian involved. Her MOG would have said " The devil cannot take your crown, he may try but can never succeed .

Most of thier blind followers still fall for thier tricks thi. Sadly.

So soon? Where's my louboutin and LBD.

Where's my date?

One looks yummy and appealing to the eyes. The other looks yuck and is on a suicide mission

Awww

She has seen someone use the kettle to boil water before. She didn't know how it was carried out, so she innocently used the gas. Might be someone that's isn't used to modern life. You can fault her.

That's why we teach people from the village these things.

Dem don join am to relationship now now. I hail world people

STFUareyouGod:
Lol. I'll do some other nights
Go read your bible

Lol. Okay then

STFUareyouGod:
there we go, you've successfully dwarfed my morale. Now I'm not sure if I wanna sing for you anymore. Scared you might not like my voice

Oyya sorry. Go on sing I'm all ears. At least Don Jazzy still makes money from singing



[size=4pt]We are derailing irene's thread[/size]

When you rely on just prophecy from a mere mortal and didn't put in any effort. ...

Oga wait for 11th hour miracle

kilokeys:
Ull pay him in kind..
Offer him a dirty slap
Tithe ur fist and punch out his teeth
Plant a nasty seed kick in his crotch
And watch him writhe in pains speaking in tongues..
KA PO RIA KA SAN DAH HAAA!!

Word play. Nice

ronald4lif:
Rough translation; animal swerve with your nonsense, if I jam you for bed you go sabi say Igbo boys no dey laugh with you. Amebo.

Knew it was something naughty

I have to learn na

STFUareyouGod:
That's what happens after Christmas. Everywhere becomes so quiet and dull. I'm not sure you'll be entertained here tho

But I can sing for you if that will help put you to sleep

Yeah true. ..


If you can sing well. Please go ahead. Don't want a croak voice tho

STFUareyouGod:
ese gaan, I'll be fine


What we got?

Nothing jorh. Just killing boredom online

ronald4lif:
Afo anu. Ta wa here, obu na mbia gi okoso imalu na umu afor Igbo adiro aji ochi.

Translate

STFUareyouGod:
not really bad, just a cold evening

Perfecto.

Take hot tea

Nubian113:
seconded


#no cutlass needed though


#God's paint brush

Yeah yeah

STFUareyouGod:
Evening ma'am. How you doing tonight?

Evening oga. I'm doing great. You?

STFUareyouGod:

Show yours

ronald4lif:
Words of wisdom.

Learnt from the best

emusmith:
been well

Same t' yhu...still on bbm?

Thanks. Will send you a mail later.

emusmith:
Cc: deejavuu

Haven't been seeing you?

I was very busy. So went lowkey


How have you been? Work et al.


Compliments of the season

emusmith:
Following after your footsteps

You disappeared?

I didn't. Let's not derail

ronald4lif:
What kind of precaution do you suggest? Fasten his d1ck in a locker?

Hehehehe


Op, there's isn't any precautions or whatever measures to stop a cheating partner. It's like body odour, its stuck on some people. Best bet, you stick around if you're strong enough emotionally to withstand heartache but for them changing or you trying to change them. Mbanu! Don't waste your time they ain't changing shii....

Once a cheat! Always a cheat... if you like do monkey style for bed, sweep his village square or cook for his extended family. ....OYO is ya name.

Drops mic!

emusmith:
hmm, well I hope other ladies can read this. Deeja..vuu, you speaketh well.

Why did you have to type out my moniker. .

Hmmm.. Smith minister of women affairs