Openbusiness:
Mtchwwwwwww! They should stop calling themselves United Nations because nothing about them is united.

Yeah, United where red and white, but these folks where a different color..

pocohantas:


Nlders are just so rude. Any mature human would know it was just fun. One even took the screenshots to another thread, said I have been in the hotel with him, undergoing intense fûcking. Lmao!!!

I don't know o. They are just angry that a feminist is about to hook Green card. Which isn't even the case. So, they should calm down biko...

Madam, be ambitious and know what you want out of life.. If you find it go after it and don't let anyone words discourage you. Let your conscience be you guide. .

Alexandre7:


Yes I do.

But they only asked for my U.S. Passport.

Only British Passport Holders, European Passport Holders, U.S. Passport Holders, Canadian Passport Holders & Australian Passport Holders are allowed to use the smart gate.

See the bold letters up top.. That is my zone.. lol.. Will visit London, UK pretty soon.

salford1:
Where I actually visited after a 4 hours road trip - untouched Prairie surrounded by coulee/green field.
I was informed that the world biggest Trex dinosaur fossil was discovered around this area.
It is a very environmentally sensitive area.

Nice pictures man, which location in Sask. do you leave in ?

Joan011:


Excuse me Mr. Canadian.... Am from Nigeria where its quite hot and you don't expect me to adapt overnight to something I've never been exposed to before. So I'd appreciate it if you take your time to find out more about something before speaking about it. Thank you

Edited :
Am sure you wouldn't say that if you were in Russia.

P.S am also a Nigerian like you... So madam don't feel offended or take my statement personal.. apologies if you felt offended by m initial statement, wasn't the intention.. lol

Joan011:


Excuse me Mr. Canadian.... Am from Nigeria where its quite hot and you don't expect me to adapt overnight to something I've never been exposed to before. So I'd appreciate it if you take your time to find out more about something before speaking about it. Thank you

Edited :
Am sure you wouldn't say that if you were in Russia.

Mrs/Miss Nigerian... Typical.. gets confrontational when someone makes an observation/statement of fact. First off Australia would be quite cold for someone coming from Nigeria in the winter. But me laughing at someone who complains about the cold in Australia would be normal (it's nothing personal). Also, Lots of places in Russia is not colder than where I leave in Canada, so also the revere is the case. Considering the northern most pick of Canada is literally on thesame latitude as the northern most pick in Russia. I guess you would also consider getting to know the level of knowledge of who you lay accusation to before you make them..
By the way all the best in your studies in Australia...
Thank you.

shogsman:
Canadian university of Dubai,Pennsylvania hotel in abuja,tf kind of names is this.

My brother, I leave here in Canada and we have between 50 - 100 Universities. On begin to wonder with names like "Canadian University of Dubai", which specific Canadian University is In Dubai.

Joan011:
Good morning from Melbourne Post coming up later.
People who are yet to arrive, winter cold isn't anyone's friend.

Hahaha, I laugh when these Aussie people use winter and Australia in thesame sentence.. it sounds like an oximoron. As far as am concerned winter in Australia is like having fresh chill breeze. P.S am a Canadian.

Drakkernoir:
I'm still trying to understand how the Germans in that period were soo technologically advanced.

They had help from the "Fallen ones"...

Hey Nostra,
How is it going with you? Been awhile.

XhosaNostra:
Why was it taken to the police station? Hope it wasn't under suspicion of being either a witch or a mugger.

Mzansian:





I don't speak Afrikaans.

Xhosa answered my question. But you speak Zulu? Looking at your profile picture gives me an idea of your type.

XhosaNostra:


Shrugs.

See you when we see you lol.

Let me get back to work.. nice chatting with u..

XhosaNostra:


South Africans are not all xenophobic. But if that's how you feel, then stay put, broer.

I am not a "one cap fits all" kind of person i don't stereotype. I know how its like leaving away from one country of his birth. I have dual citizenship and see how the west generalize about Africans as a whole for me i wouldn't project that on any sect. I just feel maybe when i feels tempers in your country go down abit then I would visit. I know you SA people can tell a Nigerian from a mile away. lol

XhosaNostra:


Hahaha. Ok.

I am not planning on visiting SA anytime soon. "I love my head" and news I get from SA about "Xeno.." doesn't please me much. So I am staying put in my country for now.

XhosaNostra:


Yes, it's a negative word to call someone you don't like, similar to the C-word & other variations. Direct translation is p*ssy. But it can be used as an all-inclusive word to mean a sorry excuse of a human being. A scum.

I'm Xhosa, btw. The most popular word we use for anyone with loose morals is "Isifebe". It can be used for both males & females.

Why are you interested in that? Usisifebe (are you a wh*re)?

Those are deep words up there.. the worst of the worst.. lol I learnt new words in Zulu..

XhosaNostra:


Yes, it's a negative word to call someone you don't like, similar to the C-word & other variations. Direct translation is p*ssy. But it can be used as an all-inclusive word to mean a sorry excuse of a human being. A scum.

I'm Xhosa, btw. The most popular word we use for anyone with loose morals is "Isifebe". It can be used for both males & females.

Why are you interested in that? Usisifebe (are you a wh*re)?

Well I am interested just in-case i happen to meet a SA lady and she calls me any of those words, I understand. I get this a lot with ladies who meet me for the first time and judge me for as a "Player" clearly am not. Also, for learning purpose you know..

XhosaNostra:


A poes. Lol, I'm joking. Though that's the word I'd use as a substitute for a player.

I don't believe there's such a word. IDK. I'm not fluent in the language but I understand it.

"Poes" why do I think this word has a deeper negative meaning that what you tell me. hmmm... XhosaNostra come clean and tell me.. I would guess you are from Zulu tribe,? tell me in what "player" would mean in Zulu then?

@Mzansian an answer from you is also welcomed

ordinaryjoe:


South Africans on Nairaland. I've come to understand that u guys have been here... Nairaland is really big. There's an Ethiopian here too I guess. And Makkydebbie from Ghana. U guys follow up on our news I guess.

Surprised!! I feel its cool, sometimes you want to get a feel of culture and life of a people if you can't visit and leave there forums like this gives a sneak peek. So for me they are all welcomed.

XhosaNostra:


Yes we are.

Great Welcome to Nairaland. I would to learn a little bit of Afrikaans., so what would you ladies call a "player" in Afrikaans ?

Some how, in the darkest of times the light of a few still shine brightest..

XhosaNostra:


He maan, banepipi ezinkulu those people, amageza So I wouldn't judge u my sister if she saw that & decided to go for it. No waste

As for dumpster diving

Are you and Mzansian South Africans ? just curious.. you slang sounds different?

What do i want to say since he already knows my thoughts

SweetOlive:
And what would you tell God, when you get to his judgement gate?

bootstrap:
The more i read nairaland, and see how most of us reason, i just feel we are really hopeless ib this country.

From the other thread on if u elected president. 90percent of the posters hv no idea what it means to be a democratically elected president, therefore i wonder how they wld ni what to expect frm their govt.

And on this thread.. WHAT NONSENSE ARE PEOOLE SAYING. Because things are tough, let the right thing not be done? An eyesore in the middle of the city is demolished and u come here saying recession and human face?

Its this stup.iid mentality that has gotten us here as a country in the first place. If u cannot do what is right, then dnt complain the day the hand of the law catches u.

Please yall take ur crayzy a.Ss sentiments off this thread and site joh

People like you need to be shot in the head. Insensitive human beings.

modath:


Una don start bah? abeg it's too early!!

Jonathan's regime, how much was oil? How much did he have in the reserves.

See you guys don start again, when obasanjo came into power in 1999 he price of oil was $16 per barrel of crude, and he met foreign reserve at $9 billion. He left foreign reserve at almost $30 billion and GEJ maintained that reverse till he left power. So this excuse of this government claiming price of oil my foot. Price of oil now is $49.45 a barrel

Well came down bro. there is nothing that has no solution. Use essential oils, especially Frankincense oil. buy apply on the affected area. I know its a little expensive but it works perfectly well. I don't know how you can buy in Nigeria as its expensive.

obowunmi:
HELLO,

Someone just infected me with the HPV virus.

Booty call is not really free after all.

Doctors in their house, what does this mean for me as a man?

From the description of your husband, it sounds like he is alot like me. Introverted, thinker, self confident man of little words. If he is anything like me which from your description I believe, then those attention he gets from females now he didn't get in the past while in school he is now successful as and now females want him. It like a kid who has a new toy it will fascinate him awhile and interest him alot. You have to be his mother now and think like his mother not necessary to control but making feel loved and valued massage his ego. for example when you see those things o whatApp don't confront him at all. When you feel he has to go away, help him dress up, look in his eyes maintain contact smile lovingly and tell him you know that he is so handsome successful and all and this comes with alot of attraction from women. Tell you trust him to always be there and overcome them, tell him you know the man you married and you are sure he is faithful to you and you have his full confidence. try this he would be the one coming to you and poor his heart out to you.

freeze001:
Will this piecemeal release of what appears to be 'bailout' funds be feasible in the long run? Are they going to continue like this? What is in place or has been resolved to get the economy function optimally without the need for these government interventions?

What is needed is structural rather than cosmetic reform. Asking for guarantee from contractors as regards how many people they will be re-engaged before the release of the funds is laughable.

Should we say the government is now resorting to bribing contractors to engage people? That should be something that flows naturally when necessary infrastructure are in place with a conducive environment for business. If the FG owes contractors then pay them and don't make it contingent on how many people they will re-engage. The emphasis should be on timely delivery of high quality contract projects which will serve members of the public.

I don't know you or have seen you before but from this post your show of intelligence is all I dream for in a wife, babe if you are still single and available then I am ready to put a ring on it

MathsChic:
It's hard to believe this is the same oshiomole who held a lot of promise as labour leader in Nigeria. He has effectively sold himself to the dark side.

@MathsChic, this Iara can make any single man sell buy the dark side just.

SweetOlive:
Next time, make sure she's wants you before you propose openly

Lol.. Love dey close people eyes o!

SweetOlive:
Hmmmmmm! Love Suicide.

I can do thesame for you.