₦airaland Forum

OBJ being asked about Nigeria and all he could say was "shut my door"
So let us drop this tribal stuff and embrace one Nigeria.

Obj said what? That one na I'm business but it seems that this one Nigeria is not paying after all. Visit southern schools and northern schools or hospitals and compare the infrastructures there even though the northern schools and hospitals lack man power.

Again, advocating for your freedom is not tribalism abeg. Tribalism is cursing another tribe and calling them names because you feel inferior or superior to them like Zino ben did(i guess his inferiority complex is hounding him).

I love me gender as i don't have to worry about Aunt Flo every month.

Aunt Flo can be taken care of if you don't desire it.

I love me gender because I don't have to worry about some female taking me to jail over rape claims or kicking me out from my house at night with cops.

I love my gender because we're the boss, they just dnt know it.

No, they know it but just dont want to accept it because of their useless ego.

Are u kidding me?

Women have more to shave than men.
Per square inch, if you calculate by way of the Western protocol that demands women shave their legs and underarms, pubic hair, and legs.
Someone like Deepzone grow facial hair which has to be shaved everyday.
DeepZone, admit it. . . . . right now, u would trade your sagging boobs for ma golden balls.

tsk tsk tsk.Those that need it wax and do not have to shave besides, I haven't seen a woman with hairs coming out her nostrils.

Golden useless balls? nah am good.

I am sure of one thing, Nigeria can never seperate, very soon, we will find a better way to co-exist as a nation and we will make it, so deepzone, no matter now deep zonish you want to be, let go of that your dream, in 10 years, i will remind you when i see you in oshun state.
But be real, Nigeria is one for life.
What is all these noise about oil and more oil, there are so many other things that we could develop and make so much revenue from, say for example, if Nigeria would develop, there would be so much foreign investors that will come to Nigeria and can u imagine how much money they would be pumping into our economy, so we need to stop the Oil madness and look into other avenues of revenue generation, besides, the Oil discovered in ogun might not be tapped for another decades.

You are saying we should remain under the tyranny of the north at the expense of our resources?

I don't understand why don't the two of yall just get married. I see yall chasing each other around the boards like to love sick puppies?

Not in my lifetime unless he gets a job, update his hygiene by not wearing one underwear for 2 weeks and stop hanging out with pataki.

All male christians are circumcised, idiot!!!!

Thats no proof my fren.

Anywayz,

I like being female because i don't have to shave every morning and i don't have hairs growing out from my nostrils.

Why not nominate a[b] non[/b] Nigerian that can easily see things beyond the tribal walls? where are the south African members here?

Wipe what?
Are u stupid??
Abokis wipe because they are uncircumcised males. . . . . They have many pouches on their slinky.

Can you prove to us that you are circumcised?

Yea right.
That really explains why u have been in and out of 4 marriages.
little wonder u have been chasing Pataki aggressively in the last 6 months.

You mean pataki chasing me?

I love me gender because i don't have to sit down to pee, or wipe afterwards

You must be very dirty because you need to wipe and wash your hands afterwards. Even the abokis wash their privates after peeing in naija, that means they are more hygienic than you.

@Deepzone

U said 4 states,I know of Ondo, Lagos and now Ogun, which is the 4th. Just curious, because I know the other states are landlocked.

And by the way, y re u excited about the dicovery of oil in Ogun state, of what benefit is that to the ordinary man? None I reckon.

Ondo, lagos, ogun and very soon Osun. What do you mean by landlocked? Is aba and imo state not landlocked? why are they drilling oil there? If there are oil deposits in those states, there is bound to be one in osun if we look deeper.

Why am I excited? because Nigeria has nothing but 10 years more to remain a nation. I bet y'all. are you not tired of the Northerners?

You don't know what kind of sperm you are getting. Whether na lunatic person, na your wahala be that oh.

Is that not better for a woman than collecting your own that is filled with gay,dwarf and imbecilic genes?

I love you but you are too full of twisted shyte.

Funmi farts into his open big mouth.

--Sagging boobs(Funmi's biggest worry)

Surgery dey

--Menopause

tsk tsk tsk, what do i need my ovary for again at 45 and above? duh

--Fibroid

surgery dey

--Cellulite

men dey gettam too

--Desperation to walk the aisle

thats for women with perpetual shelf syndrome. I am an independent woman who does not need a man to validate me.

--Vaginal discharge(Funmi's perpetual infection).

penile discharge dey.

I love being male because I just do the droppings and the delivery method is not my headache

That is there is a little value left to the droppings in order to get a delivery.

are these "problems"? Shame on you . . .

sorry, I meant to say syndromes since they are not problems.

[b]Who told you I love beans? [/b]Get a grip on your fart ratings. Just might be lucky to have Sauron look your way

How else do you get your daily source of protein because I know you cannot afford meat and fish even if it's pork.

I love being male because i've got a dikc and I know how to use it

fart on this claim ladies. Bobo sabi pose.

I love me gender as i don't have to let someone deposit debris in ma canal and make me carry a baby for 9 months.

Thank God you acknowledge that yours is debris.

@ DeepZone,

U must be a PIG as you have the highest FART rate in this part of the world!!!

What is my fart rate compared to Pataki that eats beans morning, afternoon and night because it's a cheap protein?

I love being male because i don't complain . . . i get what i want when i want it and its all left to her to worry about the consequences.

sarcasm will not help us here because @bold is a bogous claim. We the females control what you get but turn around to get it if and only if we desire it irrespective of your mood.

I love being male because . . . just look at the things i never have to worry about:
- pregnancy
- cost of menstrual pads
- PMS
- heat flashes
- menopause
- breastfeeding
- hair weaves

men foot the bills anyway.

As a female I don't have to worry about:

1. Erectile dysfunction(like hannibal is dealing with it now)
2. Low sperm count
3. one minute performance
4. Falling into a womans sexual trap
5. bald head
6. impotence
7. getting my house help pregnant.

I know you were kidding because it must be very frustrating being a man.

What if he is 20?

That means Pluskarmonisha is 2yrs old.

I hate being female

why, sweetie?

Alpha dogs" eventually eat from my palms

Oh yes, alleluia!!

I love you BUT you need to slow down on exciting your joystick in the bathroom for lack of a female company.

I love being female because we are the major gender on earth. Men are minorities now and may soon need affirmative action to get a job from us.

Gosh. . . . . Are you a pig?

No, do pigs wear pants? It's like you are the person that needs the brains after all.

I love being female because we don't have to suffer and look for a job for long. One stupid male CEO will always give up the 6 digit job just for the pleasure of watching you walk around the office.

Upgrade from your fish-brain level. I can understand that beauty you don't have, and may never have, but at least get a decent human brain.

roflmao

i almost shit on my pants now.