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Politics / Re: UN Nominates Soludo, 9 Others To Reform International Financial System? by DeepZone: 8:40am On Nov 18, 2008
LOL
@ Deepzone
U are not well Grin
Why? grin he looks gay na tongue. see as he keep his lips for that picture.

Soludo is friggin smart. They should also give him a nobel prize while they are at it. This due foresaw this crisis and recommended some the right moves be made. the Rumour mill has it that Yar'adua is reconsidering the Naira redenomination.

Soludo, Akunyili, Ernest Ndukwe are the best decisions Obansanjo made in his 8 years as President
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where is lady nwizu, Dr mrs *somebody ezekwesil and okonjo iweala in your list or did you exclude them b/c they are women?, ngozi okonjo iweala was obasanjo's smartest pick during his presidency.
Romance / Re: Name One Reason To Cheat by DeepZone: 8:38am On Nov 18, 2008
Please ask tkb how many women he has changed for. Hissssssssssssssssssssss!
They always pretend they want you to change them while they are busy just doing whatever they want.
No man can kill me. So once they start acting up, I just leave them so I won't speak to them as angrily as I feel.
I have experienced life enough to know that angry words hurt.
she knows it's an impossible task. if men can be changed then Lucifer can repent from his evil ways.
Romance / Re: Name One Reason To Cheat by DeepZone: 8:37am On Nov 18, 2008
@ Topic

Why give one when I can name a few;

1. Because everyone is doing it
2. Because I can get away with it.
3. Because breaking up with her would hurt her bad.
4. Because the bible said I should. Spread your seed
5. To spice up your sex life.
6. To gain experience.
7. Because I can
8. Its cheaper.
9. Normally no strings attached.
10. Because its expected of me as a guy.
11. Because thats what guys do. Grin Grin (I love this one)

Warning; This does not mean I cheat o!! Infact Okija strongly discourages infidelity of any kind. Remember say H.I.V/A.I.D.S no dy show for face o!! But if you must cheat, always use a condom.

you need deliverance from sexual spirit. tongue tongue
Foreign Affairs / Re: It Is Likely Obama Was Conceived Same Day Jfk Was Elected by DeepZone: 8:35am On Nov 18, 2008
his paternal great grand father is a direct decendant of shaka zulu's last daughter

his name is in the bible . . judges chapter . . uhm . . uhm . . . i'll check later

his maternal great great great grand mother decended from the royal family in london

he is the 44th cousin to queen elizabeth

afterall he is the one, or that one

check the facts out in full details at

www.barrackobamafactformugus.org (also checkout www.thatone08.com )

goodluck Grin

shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Pastor Murders Wife Over Girlfriend by DeepZone: 8:33am On Nov 18, 2008
She did not defraud anybody now. She tried doing a quick business that eventually flopped.
Romance / Re: Name One Reason To Cheat by DeepZone: 8:25am On Nov 18, 2008
all those who cheat will go to HELL Fire!! hope u know
If the guy is a jerk, ur responsibilities include trying to change him

Change what? They never change if you like give them an acid bath. men pretend they've changed but dont believe that. I rather step than hang in there. Men are not worth dying for because God himself will call you a fool for dying for a man and probably throw you into hell.
Politics / Re: UN Nominates Soludo, 9 Others To Reform International Financial System? by DeepZone: 8:21am On Nov 18, 2008
Soludo looks gay in a way. I think he is gay. Look at that picture very well.
Business / Re: Govt Set To Launch Nigeriasat-2 Next Year by DeepZone: 8:18am On Nov 18, 2008
Bad timing or bad plan entirely?
Politics / Re: UN Nominates Soludo, 9 Others To Reform International Financial System? by DeepZone: 7:26am On Nov 18, 2008
Saw it on the news today and was impressed. It's like Soludo is a little bit smart and is beginning to have international recognition unless he was picked by random sampling and it's likely the case.
Politics / Re: Iyabo Obasanjo Wrestled Ogun State Governor Security Aide In The Church. by DeepZone: 7:23am On Nov 18, 2008
@MC USman, What are the other Yoruba women instances ? Like Senator Isa Mohammed who slapped a woman in the senate?

can you imagine an act like this by a senator in this 21st century. It's abominable even in the four corners of hell.
Business / Re: Govt Set To Launch Nigeriasat-2 Next Year by DeepZone: 7:19am On Nov 18, 2008
They should at least wait for Nigersat 1 to fall peacefully on earth before launching the second one assuming Nigeria will not be banned from space or required to get a UN space visa before launching any other thing there.
Business / Govt Set To Launch Nigeriasat-2 Next Year by DeepZone: 7:17am On Nov 18, 2008
Govt set to launch NigeriaSat-2 next year
From Julius Alabi (Akure) and John-Abba Ogbodo (Abuja)

NIGERIASAT-2, a high resolution satellite which will place the country on the fast track to realising a better environment in terms of timely efforts in disaster monitoring and management, will be launched in the last quarter of 2009.





The Minister of Science and Technology, Mrs. Grace Ekpiwhre, disclosed at the weekend during a national media conference on space science and technology held in Akure, the Ondo State capital, that the launch of the NigeriaSat-2 would boost agriculture and other sectors, leading to a better standard of living for all Nigerians.

According to her, the Nigeria Communication Satellite launched in 2007 and the proposed NigeriaSat-2 would improve communication systems for the benefit of Nigerians.

The conference, which is the second in a series with the theme, "Space technology and the media - Need for symbiotic relationship in the spirit of national development," was organised by the National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA).

According to the minister: "The national media conference on space science and technology is indeed a right step in the right direction as it will not only provide forum for discourse and analysis of various activities of the National Space Research and Development Agency, but it would further pave way for basic understanding and knowledge of space science and technology.

"I wish to place on record that the Federal Government has taken a number of positive and bold actions to demonstrate its unequivocal and strong commitment to the development and application of space science and technology as a veritable tool for the national development," she said.

Ekpiwhre, however, stressed that NASRDA had, since inception on May 5, 1999 and in realisation of its mandate, embarked on a number of activities, which culminated in the launch of NigeriaSat-1 on September 27, 2003. She said it was on record that for the first time in Nigeria, the launch facilitated easy access to satellite data at affordable cost.

She noted that the agency had also identified and commissioned a number of satellite-based projects that were strategic to national development, specifically in the areas of boosting sustainable food production, resources inventory and management, ecological issues and sustainable health delivery.

The Director-General of NASRDA, Prof. Robert Ajayi Borofice, said the agency was consolidating its achievements over the few years of its existence, saying it was now engaging in the aggressive application of space science and technology spin-offs.

According to him, the agency having noted the benefits of healthcare delivery and real-time multiple education delivery, embarked on national telemedicine and tele-education projects to demonstrate the capacity and capability of its recently launched communication satellite, NIGCOMSAT-1.

He noted that the projects had put Nigeria on the world map of service providers in space technology against its former position of a service consumer only, noting that all the projects are in line with the Federal Government's reform agenda towards the Millennium Development Goals (MDG) and National Economic Empowerment and Development Strategies (NEEDS) programmes aimed at creating jobs for unemployed youths in the country.

According to Borofice, telemedicine involves the use of the use of medical information exchanged by medical experts to remote patients via satellite communication.

Meanwhile, the House of Representatives has summoned the Managing Director of NigComsat, Ahmed El-Rufai, to explain the state of affairs at the satellite launched two years ago, particularly against the backdrop of allegation of a missing satellite.

Chairman of the House Committee on Science and Technology, Abiodun Akinlade, disclosed at the weekend that it was time Nigerians were informed about the performance of the project estimated to have cost about N40 billion.

"The report of the missing satellite is disturbing; it is in fact a national disgrace; but we would not comment further until we are briefed by the managing director.

"If he had insured it, then the loss to the nation would have been mitigated, but if not, then it would be disastrous," he said.

Expressing the concern of the committee over the alleged missing satellite, Akinlade said that members might pay a visit to the site after the briefing by the managing director.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/nov/17/11.html
Politics / Re: Ekiti Govt Laments Rejection Of Unad Graduates By Banks by DeepZone: 7:14am On Nov 18, 2008
Is this juju again? tongue
Politics / Ekiti Govt Laments Rejection Of Unad Graduates By Banks by DeepZone: 7:13am On Nov 18, 2008
Ekiti Govt Laments Rejection Of Unad Graduates By Banks
Dapo Falade, Ado-Ekiti
Monday, November 17, 2008
THE Ekiti State govern ment has revealed that majority of graduates from the University of Ado-Ekiti (UNAD) are being turned down by some banks across the country due to inability to pass the aptitude tests conducted by the financial institutions.







The state Commissioner for Education and Technology, Mrs. Abiola Ayimonche, who made this known in Ado-Ekiti on Thursday at an award ceremony organized by the Federation of Ekiti State Students’ Union (FESSU), however, disclosed that the state government was radically repositioning the institution to curtail the ugly development.

Among those honoured at the ceremony was the chairman, Correspondents’ Chapel of the Ekiti State chapter of the Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ), Mallam Yaquob Popoola, who was given the “Journalist of the Year” award.

Expressing confidence in the ability of the present administration in the state to redress the situation and put the institution in the right shape in terms of quality graduates, Ayinmonche stressed that the university was capable of producing the best graduates in the country.

She said that her belief was predicated on the fact that the state, as “Fountain of Knowledge”, had produced quite an appreciable number of good and valuable human resources as quality lecturers in many of the higher institutions of learning in the country.


"The university, according to our expectation, should be the best in the country. It seems as if this hope is been dashed by the activities of some people. But I am quite sure that the situation will change for better.

"What really pained me was the way some banks had been rejecting the graduates of the university due to poor performances. it even got to a stage that the governor himself had to send about 20 graduates of the university for aptitude test and none of them passed,'' she said.


Speaking on Ekiti Government and Students Siamese Twins in the Development of Education in the state, Prof Ade Ogunsanya of the University of Ilorin, Kwara State, said that the only way the state could rejuvenate the education sector was by carrying the students along and giving them the needed support at all times.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/nov/17/614.html
Politics / Re: Nigeria, South Africa Agree On Visa-free Regime by DeepZone: 7:10am On Nov 18, 2008
I agree, we don't want to make our HIV problems any worse now do we?
Our leaders don't particularly believe in taking a shower to cure AIDS. Keep ur people.

Are South Africans really that dense in this 21st century?
Islam for Muslims / 2nd Coming Of Mohammed? by DeepZone: 7:08am On Nov 18, 2008
Will there be a second coming of Mohammed just like Jesus' second coming or did Mohammed die finally jut like that?
Religion / Re: Kidnapper Pastor That Demands 50m Ransom by DeepZone: 7:06am On Nov 18, 2008
Well you would be shocked that most of them are wolves of varying degrees, that asides the PFN as no control over the operations of most of these criminals parading as Pastors/ ministers of the Gospel

Then they should push for a law that will enable non orthodox churches to be registered with them before they can be duly registered officially by CAC. I think it will reduce these problems.
Romance / Re: Name One Reason To Cheat by DeepZone: 7:04am On Nov 18, 2008
Animalistic nature of human
Humans have no animalistic nature. They just chose to behave like animals by cheating.
Romance / Re: Name One Reason To Cheat by DeepZone: 7:02am On Nov 18, 2008
dayokanu:

Same thing every time why not get a taste of other things
Taste of other what? they are the same unless you want to taste your fellow man's yansh then it'll be a taste of other things.
Romance / Re: Name One Reason To Cheat by DeepZone: 7:01am On Nov 18, 2008
A boring pussy.

Are they not all the same?
Culture / Re: 15 Yr Old Nigerian Donates 10,000 Pairs Of Shoes To Abuja And Anambra by DeepZone: 6:59am On Nov 18, 2008
Hotstepper:

I am in contact with the 15 years old, we r putting heads together.

@londoner, My NGO will be finally having the distribution of these school supplies (school bags, pens, pencils etc) on the 15th of dec. in Lagos. So far, 3 Nigerian Newspapers will cover it for us. We will all be there to distribute it to the 350 students in the school from primary 1-6. So we wont be sending it to the school authority to do the job because we know it wont get to the students. The name of the NGO is "BRINGING EDUCATIONAL ASSISTANCE TO MANY", BEAM INC. You can visit our website at
www.beaminc.org


very impressive
Culture / Re: Igbo Men And Their Mama by DeepZone: 6:46am On Nov 18, 2008
KarmaMod:

Quick question though

would you say YOU arent guilty of name calling? SisiKill for example?

There is time for everything. I don't go around attacking her everytime in every post I make besides, it's a 2 way street. It becomes stalking when she ignores me totally but I keep hounding her like a pig in heat. If someone ignores you four or five times, why not shut the hell up and mind your business?. Tpia is not my class in anything in life except ugliness, frustration and poverty. I was wondering on why she has been following me around until I remembered the day she asked me whether i got my fiance here on nairaland. may be she thinks there is a special way to catch men online that I do not want to teach her. Help me tell her again that this earth-mama has never met anybody online, rather it's people I don't know that flood my email with junk love notes. I just wish she gets someone before the year runs out so that this stalking and 24 hour online thuggery will cease. For a woman that spends this amount of time online, I am quite sure her yansh is bigger than the area of ibadan from lack of exercise.
Culture / Re: Igbo Men And Their Mama by DeepZone: 6:30am On Nov 18, 2008
KarmaMod:

putrid kitten?

Funmi, what would Jesus do? grin

Please leave me ohh. You won't say you haven't witnessed her random name calling. I have ignored her enough.normally, i pick fights on nairaland.If i think you are corny, i just ignore you but your friend seems to be so lonely and frustrated that ignoring her can never scare her away. Let her look for some man that will stir the putrid kitten and breathe some life into her. She is frustrated right round and i just feel sorry for her.
Culture / Re: Igbo Men And Their Mama by DeepZone: 6:24am On Nov 18, 2008
@tpia,
It's either you are very stupid or a blatant slowpoke. I keep avoiding you but like the very LovePeddler you are, you won't relent. Is that not obvious that I am not ready for any face off with you. Are you a jobless fool or what?. You've attacked my very existence from my parents/family/religion to sexuality. You are very hideous and that is the more reason why i don't want to associate with you. I wish to request you cease mentioning my name pleeeeeeeeze. I am not in contest with you here over a man because it's obvious from the way you run around here like a cheap LovePeddler you are that you have no life. Get a man to service your putrid kitten, get married and make some children, may be you will be happier and stop taking out your frustrations on me. I am not responsible for your failure in life or your failure in keeping a man. spend more time in the dating section, you may get hooked up one day. miracles do happen even though your ugly old sorry behind is beyond comprehension. I am sure most men that come your way are still wondering whether God's intention for creating you is to become a human being or a baboon. Stop bitching about everyday, get a job and try and score a man to service you. If you can't find from the nairaland pool, check out the area boys because they will be happy to warm your bed as a favor unto you. Just find your size because we don't belong together and quit replying me or calling my name. Douche bag. Mo ti se pe lo e.
Culture / Re: Which Is The Most Friendly Tribe In Nigeria? by DeepZone: 7:49pm On Nov 17, 2008
The most friendly person on nairaland is Queenisha and she's not Yoruba.
So Deepzone your theory is wrong.
shocked shocked shocked not when you attack obama.
Politics / Re: Daniel, Iyabo Obasanjo-bello Clash At Akala’s Daughter’s Wedding by DeepZone: 7:45pm On Nov 17, 2008
na them know watin them dey drag
nothing just power tussle. gbenga daniel should do something better with his time than embarrassing a woman in public.
Politics / Re: Nigeria, South Africa Agree On Visa-free Regime by DeepZone: 7:43pm On Nov 17, 2008
Angelheart:

Nigerians! Always defensive and in DENIAL. I am not leaving Nairaland, I need it to de-stress and vent out and I always get helped. Keep going onnnn,

Some of you people get so emotional that you do not know how to argue. Why get personal, smiley

NO to a visa-free policy between Nigeria and South Africa.



yea i support the NO. We don't want hooligans flooding the streets of lagos.
Culture / Re: Nigerian Male Value Culture by DeepZone: 12:19pm On Nov 17, 2008
benincitys:

why all this she ask a question if you have no answer move away.

Thank you. Stupid male ego disturbing most Nigerian male specie kiss.
Romance / Name One Reason To Cheat by DeepZone: 12:17pm On Nov 17, 2008
Can you name just one justified reason to cheat on your partner?
Politics / Re: 22 Philipinos Nabbed Again For Oil Bunkering In Nigeria by DeepZone: 12:14pm On Nov 17, 2008
50 did it before and I dont know what happened to them. I think Nigeria deported them back to phillipines and now more 22.

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