₦airaland Forum

TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

sweetorgasm:
he is nt a dog, he is d type of guy i will lyk to b friends with, i call him badt guy

searching4lovee:
You Bleep up oo

searching4lovee:



WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THOSE WHO USED IT AND OF WHAT BENEFIT IS THAT TO YOU?

HOW MANY TIMES WILL THIS TRASH MAKE FRONTPAGE

Atmmachine:
I will give you a 5 months [size=20pt]BAN[/size] if you quote me again.

You're beautiful though -

Will you be my [size=90pt]GIRLFRIEND ?? [/size]

Atmmachine:
[size=20pt]Smelly pusssy[/size]

Why should i be pained ?? You must be a learner

_{Your breath} [size=90pt]STINKS[/size]

Atmmachine:
Iru ewu

Don't you know what [size=90pt]SARCASM [/size] IS ??

_Your [size=40pt]MUMU[/size] _uses [size=90pt]4G NETWORK[/size]

Atmmachine:
R-I-P TO THE [size=90pt]DEAD[/size]

searching4love:
Stay on ur lane

searching4love:
who da fvck is dis

searching4love:


[size=18pt]CLASSLESS[/size]



#team foreign girls

tochukwuifeduba:
I just broke my mtn sim card in protest over the xnophobia attacks against Nigerians in South Africa( MTN is a south African owned mobile Telecommunication company operational in Nigeria).- Ifeduba ThankGod Tochukwu

Tag, copy and Share this Picture.

kestolove95:
Dix man is tall Dan Nigeria problem he will just crush all our problems with his height

dkronicle:
stop thinking like a rabit

dkronicle:
if she is urs, she would av stayd

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]So what are we to derive from this enormous pile of crap?

Utter Rubbish![/color]

adellam16:
another new trend in nairaland dat I can't understand! What d hell is yolo? Mtchewwww!

searching4love:
Ok

searching4love:
Are you high or just incredibly stoopid How dare you mention me?

Jennimma:
Don't get me wrong, everybody is beautiful but fact still remains that some are more beautiful than others.

Well I believe most of the beautiful ladies would have a thing or two to say about males giving them special attention cos of their beauty.
However I've come to realize that not all men give attention to beauty and from my observations, these are my findings.

1.Crossing the road: You might want to run than catwalk while crossing the roads because those drivers ain't looking at your pretty face; because any delay in crossing can send you straight to the hospital.

2.Jumping the queue:No matter how beautiful you're can't jump a queue. Take for instance,the past election and at the various polling units, a ton of people are waiting their turns and you walk straight to the front? No, that won't work,chances is that you 'd be automatically "deployed" to the back.

3.In an exam hall: Swidy,most lecturers no dey look face. If he wants to embarrass you even with your fine face, he will. So you better prepare ahead for that exam.

4.Law court: You are often called "fine girl no pimple",yea but that won't reduce the number of years you'd serve jail time.

5. Tosyne2much

eminentme:
I'm confused even as I'm writing this now. a friend of mine just confided in me that his broda abroad wants him to sleep with his fiancé here in Nigeria instead of her to get from some guy ourstide. pls advice me on this so I can pass the msg across. mature opinion pls.

danbrowndmf:
Big Bro Icebeatz listern to ma signature pls. it an Old Song though.thank u sir.

ndyemi:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]well I guess part of the reason is that when some of them were in their twenties they probably looked down on some guys for one reason or the oda, maybe he was still hustling or religion, or probably ethnicity as some ladies allow their parents decide for them. now the guys have arrived and doing well, de tend not to go for older ladies anymore, rather they search for ladies between 24 and 28yrs.. hence they remain single

cokacoola:
ceiling qustons

cokacoola:
op, so becurse you are 38 and stay simgle you want go force a guy intwo umprapred marriage

phayvoursky:
SORRY OP THE TOPIC SHOULD BE "MISTAKE APC MEN DO ON BED THAT IRRITATES THEIR WOMEN".


THE PDP MEN KNOW HOW TO PERFECTLY SATISFY THEIR WOMEN.




VOTE GEJ FOR SATISFACTION

lovelymind: