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Thank God it's only vibrating. It has not started ringing.

seledafti: but wait ooo...I'm the first to comment among 1029417 members...
Thank you Jesus.

CONGRATS.... I guess if u'r employed, u won't be d first.

KINGwax: u be lawyer?
Its nice u bailed me out though.
Ordinary dead-hero wan fall ma hand

U dey alive?

KINGwax: Mine is currently workin a hundred percent.
1. Call regularly. Flirt with her on phone and tell her u miss her as often as necessary. Remind her of past memories.

2. Trust her. Even if like me, u dnt trust urself

3. Find time to fucck. Mine comes almost every 4months. And wen u do, make it memorable.

5. Do sex on phone while she is away.

Temptation full ground ma friend. And as I dey attend satisfactorily to the temptations, either sexualli, materialy of morally, I dey tell maself say, 'KINGwax, no fucck ups'

NONSENSE..... That's why u forgot "4"

I wonder when we started caring about people's body temperature on NL. Hot or not, should that be my prob?

@ Poster, ar u hot?

Logicboy03: Wasnt it Adeboye who calimed that he drove for miles on an empty tank?

#Fake pastor stories

Fake Pastor? You better don't offend God through His servants.

Think.... and think again

[quote author=De-Hero]Make una no forget d OLD METHOD o. I guess it still remains the most reliable so far... but don't expect to receive interest.

DIG THE GROUND AND HIDE UR MONEY. SIMPLE!!!

Even the banks u'r claiming to be d best, do they giv u interest? [/quote]THE TRUTH IS BITTER

sweetkev: Was this picture taken from the helicopter?

No... It's from d bicycle

Make una no forget d OLD METHOD o. I guess it still remains the most reliable so far... but don't expect to receive interest.

DIG THE GROUND AND HIDE UR MONEY. SIMPLE!!!

Even the banks u'r claiming to be d best, do they giv u interest?

[quote author=george.ehis]Wema bank is d best[/quote]The WEMA BANK in which planet?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Nansense[/quote]But u'r wise b4 o

Teejazy: I had my 1st kisss a long time ago

I wonder how many times u read d question b4 finally deciding to tell us your mind.

I'm giving u your last chance....

How.... not "When was ur first kiss?"

[quote author=Seun.A.Plonker]Your Illiteracy is like a seasonal movie. Wow![/quote]So, in what Season ar u now?

sojivancy: Hero I dint get you what du u mean by moi GRAMMER

I mean say u over sabi book. As in she dey trip for ur level of MURDERING OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

I guess she's attracted by ur GRAMMAR

I'm yet to have one.

The ones I had weren't interesting AT ALL so I can't call any of them my first.

valinda: first to comment sha

I wonder if some people will ever grow

190: eyema is a phoool oh
he wan carry ref

He deserves a RED CARD after match

He's a great guy indeed... This is the song I love most

So I sing bless ye the Lord through my trials and all my troubles,
I have come with a heart of worship
For the gift of your Son, for the grace to fight my battles
I have come to you with thanksgiving

[quote author=val_dubem]B/Faso will trash nigeria today[/quote]Congrats! You'v successfully joined the list of those to cry after the match...!

Haba.... Kilode ti e fi nfi orun we iku?

When Mali lost their match against the Super Eagles, I heard people saying we spelt M.A.L.I with goals.

I hope we'll spell B.U.R.K.I.N.A F.A.S.O too.

9ja voice: Hahaha. pls this is a photoshop picture.
am out from here no need to waste my time in gossip and propaganda.

Na everything b PHOTOSHOP?

So u begged ur Mechanic to wash a copy for u.... He must be a nice man.

ritux: Bring £150 i will take it to front page for you.

So she paid.... Cool biz

Do u need a BABALAWO to tell u b4 u bliv?

Nigeria and Ghana are going to d final. GBAM!!!

gunuvi: We should all thank our goalkeeper- Victor Eyeama

Is that ur Goal Keeper? Maybe we'r from different countries sha.

Mintayo: if we do not win the match...i will ensure that our soldiers are withdrawn from Mali!

Na u send dem go there?

I'm quite sure that 9ja will make it to the FINAL. No "Mali" can stop us.... Who dem be? where dem dey?

Akshow: Na the snake go kill am.

That na prayr abi swear?

AGE...? It's not supposed to be reduced