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Politics / Re: Man Fulfills His Promise, Pours Water On Floor And Drinks On Buhari's Arrival by Deilluminator(m): 2:58pm On Mar 10, 2017
When people started trekking from far and near for Buhari when he worn the election in 2015, people took it to be fun until hardship hits us in the face before we got to realise that that was a bad omen. Only God knows what await the nation with another action like. Whatever it is, I know that God never sleeps. May God heal the president. I hate that action.
Crime / Re: Policemen Attack Okada Riders In Abuja (Photos) by Deilluminator(m): 11:04pm On Mar 09, 2017
Because they heard that their Brother is back that's why they begin to ride on every street like cows
Pets / Re: Igbo Trader Names His Dog 'Muhammad' In Kaduna, Fight Ensues by Deilluminator(m): 4:29pm On Mar 09, 2017
psucc:
You mean we still have some Igbos or southerners in that killer zone? Don't believe it.

All the same, were are not one and can never be.
who get panteka if no be Igbos.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels' Photo Sparks Pregnancy Rumour by Deilluminator(m): 11:37pm On Mar 07, 2017
I am not seeing it
Politics / Re: Boy Shakes Hands With Osinbajo In Benin After Penetrating Into Crowd by Deilluminator(m): 3:57pm On Mar 07, 2017
This one na big man pikin. Who will allow a poor man pikin to penetrate such a high class security men and went straight to the PRESIDENT?
Politics / Re: The Man Who Sat On The Tor Tiv’s Throne– Reuben Abati by Deilluminator(m): 3:53pm On Mar 07, 2017
momentarylapse:



Me sef just tire for the changing of lane of the article? Maybe brake fail.... undecided
I don't know why people always like crucifying the messenger and leave the message. Are you marking his script? I bet you, you can't come up with a beautiful piece as this. Try it let's see. Unrepentant haters will always remain whom they are.
Culture / Re: Man Who Sat On The Throne Of Tor Tiv Barnished From TIV Land (pic) by Deilluminator(m): 7:33pm On Mar 06, 2017
unitysheart:


And was it the religious leaders back then that ordained Kings or it crept in when Rome amalgamated Christianity with paganism. Try read about Emperor Claudius.
what can you say about king Saul, King Solomon, King David and the likes are they all product of paganism? Who made them king and who ordained them?

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Culture / Re: Man Who Sat On The Throne Of Tor Tiv Barnished From TIV Land (pic) by Deilluminator(m): 12:46pm On Mar 06, 2017
unitysheart:


Go and read your Bible and see how the Christianity era at the beginning was no part of the world.
You are the one that have not read well. The origin of kingship, where does it come from.?
Religion / Re: Benin Republic Preacher Declares Herself 'Perfect’ & ‘God’s Holy Spirit’ by Deilluminator(m): 9:15pm On Mar 05, 2017
chiedu7:


You stole my thoughts grin



I concur.

No be the pastors that encouraged people to vote in Buhari?

No be many of these same pastors claim their prayers heal, yet none wan step pray for Buhari
Arise and get a life in case you are not current.
Culture / Re: Man Who Sat On The Throne Of Tor Tiv Barnished From TIV Land (pic) by Deilluminator(m): 9:15pm On Mar 05, 2017
unitysheart:
Legally, they are joking. Traditionally, they may not be joking if they back their threats up with diabolical means of punishment.

The constitution supercedes any rubbish pronouncement of theirs.

But I'm miffed by the part that says pastors rededicated the stool. What has darkness gotten to do with light, according to their Bible? Who is deceiving who?
Where is the darkness? Or what are you saying? The man that refused to be sworn in through traditional means except the Bible? Is that what you call light and darkness? Are there no kings in the Bible? It appears you didn't follow the story.
Politics / Is GMB A Coward? by Deilluminator(m): 4:07pm On Mar 05, 2017
In 2003, he ran... FOR PRESIDENCY
In 2007, he ran...FOR PRESIDENCY
In 2011, he ran... FOR PRESIDENCY
In 2015, he ran... FOR PRESIDENCY
In 2017, he ran...... FROM PRESIDENCY!!!"

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Business / Re: Nationwide Implementation Of The Cashless Policy. Is This Fair On Nigerians? by Deilluminator(m): 1:56pm On Mar 04, 2017
Freshsnoow:
Useless country
Useless people in a useless country

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Makes Up Before Sleeping At Night by Deilluminator(m): 10:15pm On Feb 16, 2017
naijamakossa:
My white pillow is now multi color,I'm not even much concern about the pillow what I'm more concern about is whether it's normal for girls to wear makeup before they sleep

am I safe bikonu
She wants to be beautiful even when una jam for dream. You're saved in the her net of love. The only mosquito.

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Car Talk / Re: 2016 Mercedes Benz S550: Review Of Dr. Bukola Saraki's Official Car by Deilluminator(m): 10:06pm On Feb 16, 2017
TijaniAbu:


You are asking for Fake Pastor VP Osinbajo sorry Acting President Fake Pastor VP Osinbajo's car? You mean he does not ride in a heavenly chariot pulled by angels and fuelled by communion wine? Soon Fake Pastor will pretend he rides in bolekaja molue, or better still his convoy is populated by Keke napep. Fake Pastor should not come and tell his habitual lies of humility or parsimony when Nigerians know that even his SSS goons are using Mercedes benz S class cars as security cars to be harassing innocent motorists off the road.
mmm Bad bele baaaaaddd like Islamabad. Anyway, keep wailing. That's the assignment he has given you. Wail till he becomes president.
Car Talk / Re: 2016 Mercedes Benz S550: Review Of Dr. Bukola Saraki's Official Car by Deilluminator(m): 10:00pm On Feb 16, 2017
TijaniAbu:


You are asking for Fake Pastor VP Osinbajo sorry Acting President Fake Pastor VP Osinbajo's car? You mean he does not ride in a heavenly chariot pulled by angels and fuelled by communion wine? Soon Fake Pastor will pretend he rides in bolekaja molue, or better still his convoy is populated by Keke napep. Fake Pastor should not come and tell his habitual lies of humility or parsimony when Nigerians know that even his SSS goons are using Mercedes benz S class cars as security cars to be harassing innocent motorists off the road.
Mmmm Bad bele baaaaaddd. Anyway, keep wailing. That's the assignment he has given you. Enjoy the wailing till he becomes president.
Romance / Re: "I Don't Mind Having A Sugar Daddy" -Nigerian Girl In Hijab Says On FB (photos) by Deilluminator(m): 10:29pm On Feb 10, 2017
Benita27:
Is rare to see a girl on hijab expressing her thoughts in this manner. grin
situation has pushed things forward.
Romance / Re: Man Caressing Lady's Thighs In A Bus While Faking Sleep (Photos) by Deilluminator(m): 11:00pm On Feb 05, 2017
And you sad down there dey take pictures. Telling people for what? Make we go arrest am for you? Shameless little brat.
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Reply To Man Who Begged GEJ For Forgiveness by Deilluminator(m): 3:19pm On Feb 02, 2017
Laveda:
Where's it?
check the other room
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Reply To Man Who Begged GEJ For Forgiveness by Deilluminator(m): 3:19pm On Feb 02, 2017
izombie:
Where is the reply?
It's in the other room.
Religion / Re: El-rufai Must Produce Herdsmen He Paid To Stop Killing Christians –  suleman by Deilluminator(m): 10:39pm On Jan 29, 2017
durubrian:
Oga, Abeg o, no vex.... Go answer DSS..



I'm a Christian and I'm totally against the killings, but what this 'man' did is wrong... Mr Suleiman, Christianity is totally against violence.... #weAreNotBokoHaram #WeAreNotFulaniHerdsmen
you know next to nothing. None of your relatives is affected that's why you have the boldness of a lion to spat here. When people speak out of pain and you feel careless to stand up for somebody, it's good you shut up. The God that plunged the Egyptians into the red sea, has he changed? When the Israelites left Egypt, did they settled on virgin land or they pursued some people out of the land? The God that gave them the victory, has he changed? I don't want to hear that we are in the new testament. Did Jesus come to abolish the laws or fulfill them? What's wrong in saying Christians should defend themselves? Please shut up.

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Education / Re: What Every Nigerian Medical Student Must Experience In Medical School. by Deilluminator(m): 7:53pm On Jan 27, 2017
I like the profession but I don't want to become one. God knows I can't cut a fly.
Romance / Re: Sex Is Disgusting, I Will Never Partake In That Nonsense - Lady Says by Deilluminator(m): 7:41pm On Jan 27, 2017
ajoo17:
I think she is having a problem somewhere. God is not an author of confusion. God created sex and there is a reason for it. She may not like it but that doesn't mean that she can absolve herself from it because one day her body will request for it. Sex is a food which even if you fast you will come down to it some day.
yeah, but He created everybody with different tastes.
Religion / Re: Why I Stormed Out Of The Church Today. by Deilluminator(m): 5:55pm On Jan 22, 2017
sipsip:
Now please read and judge with care and concern. I arrived the church today for the second service. After Sunday school I was contemplating if I should sit where I am or move to the front. Now I have this Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder. One of them is sitting at the back in any gathering. I don't like it. Right from time... After thinking of it for a while, I take my stuffs and move to the front row. The second row has been fully occupied. Thing is my church is a province, a fairly large one. Nobody really sits in the front row... Partly because they don't like being in the view of everyone and also because it's reserved for 'protocol'. Kinda. Keep following...

Being that I'm always in the second row, I've noticed over time that just one or two protocols sit on the first row every Sunday. It's a row with about ten or more seats. Now I don't mind sitting there cause I don't like to be at the back. Have in mind it's not the ministers or 'first timers' seat. Those one are on one side. Everyone knows. I'm sitting in the front row in the middle of worship when an Usher comes to me and say I can't seat there. "Why? I asked." he said it's for protocol. Protocol? Not ministers oo. I told him I don't want to sit at the back. Moreover no one is going to sit there. What if the church was filled up, won't people sit there? He goes to call another Usher who says the same thing.

To cut the story short, I told them since the church is now their own house, I'm leaving. Moreover, I was already getting angry which is not good for worship. I left even with everyone staring and all... Tell me, did I do wrong? Any one with such unnecessary protocol experience? Maybe I'm too much of a 'right claimer'?
Luke 14:10But when you are invited, go and sit in the lowest place, sothat when your host comes he may say to you, ‘Friend, move up higher.’ Thenyou will be honored in the presence of all who sit at table with you.

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Romance / Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Deilluminator(m): 5:27pm On Jan 22, 2017
Estharfabian:


lol. grin


Well, Some men Are pretty dumb...and have no iota Of Self control. Their libido is always on Red Alert, So, they result to Cheap, weird, immoral libido Gratification.


I've Also experienced that though. grin Amen, no joysticks was Out, lol. he only dry humped my ass. embarassed And it was A public market, very crowded place. and I had no idea, Until I realised the 'Humping' wasn't Ordinary. like I had to turn back..and he backed off. angry
Ok, let's believe that the concocted story is so true as you've gulped everything up. Kindly explain how that could be possible in a vehicle where they are not the only occupants, even if she is sitting beside him or in front of him, how could that be possible?

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Education / Re: Katsina University Religious Regulation: An Illegality Taken Too Far by Deilluminator(m): 5:13pm On Jan 22, 2017
drake2:
I am surprised to learn that:

1. There is a Kastina University or whatever name?

2. And that there are Christian Students there? What d heck are they doing there?. Them nor see UI, OAU, Unilag, Uniben?

3. And what Faculties exist there? Islamic studies?

4. In fact I got so many questions
Don't speak as if you are from a different planet. There are Christians in Katsina who are indigenes of that state. Are you telling them to relocate?

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Education / Re: Katsina University Religious Regulation: An Illegality Taken Too Far by Deilluminator(m): 5:06pm On Jan 22, 2017
fiizznation:
You people shouldn't disturb us with your petty nonsense. Katsina state practice sharia law incase most of you don't know. The university is a state owned institution which was established by katsina state and not Nigeria.

How many so-called state owned institutions in the east allow muslims associations in their respective schools? And you don't see muslims crying about it. Anyway you guys can cry over this for all I care.

Is like wailing is your calling. And I think people are already used to your silly shenanigans

so if you are not a Muslim, you are sharia bound right? The university is established by the state for all the inhabitants of the state not only Muslims. As a matter of fact, it's a public institution not private, and to be religious bias is inappropriate. Name any state university, public institutions not private, in those areas you mentioned that doesn't tolerate other religions
Crime / Re: No Police Officer Has The Right To Check Your Phone - Lagos Police PRO by Deilluminator(m): 2:44pm On Jan 17, 2017
nonstan:
Let's be clear here, if you are stopped by a police in a lonely place, cooperate, even if they want your watch or iPhone , give them,..that's just my advise.
sey they don become arm robbers abi?
Politics / Re: Solomon Dalung's Swag At A Street Named After Him(pics) by Deilluminator(m): 2:38pm On Jan 17, 2017
This man is a problem
Politics / Re: United Action For Democracy Protests Against Buhari's Government (Photos) by Deilluminator(m): 9:14pm On Jan 16, 2017
I can't see the people

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Police Arrest Prophet Patrick Mugadza Who Prophesied Mugabe's Death In 2017 by Deilluminator(m): 3:26pm On Jan 16, 2017
Omo, see prophecy!! On 17th of October. That means Mugabe can participate in the preparation of his own grave. This is serious. Anyway, everybody must die but you don't expect me to clap for you when you say that to my face, I will pounce on you like a wounded lion. life is sweet.
Religion / Re: I.O Ajilore's Prophecies: "I Saw Saraki Overcoming, Pray Against Plane Crash by Deilluminator(m): 2:47pm On Jan 16, 2017
frenchwine:

And if God decides to reverse the prophecy, he usually would send back the prophet or another prophet to tell the people.
God cannot be mocked, he wouldn't speak in the open and retract it secretly.
Has any so called prophet ever come out to say "God has sent me to tell you that he has heard your prayers, therefore XYZ prophecy has been reversed "?
Instead they would wait if by chance some happen, then they'd say the unfulfilled ones were due to prayers.
That's one evidence that most of the pastors prophesying are hungry attention seeking charlatans.
you are on point. I love your idea

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Religion / Re: I.O Ajilore's Prophecies: "I Saw Saraki Overcoming, Pray Against Plane Crash by Deilluminator(m): 10:10pm On Jan 15, 2017
frenchwine:
Here we go again .

"God is not a man that he should lie, neither is He the son of man that He should repent." God doesn't change his mind sir.

Like seriously, did he fvcking say the bolded?
Meawhile, na from No. 29 wey concern me. All the other prominent wannabes who want to die can do the needful jare.
You're right to to some extent. Why then do we pray? When one Sins, after realising what await him, he pray for God to have mercy. In the book of Ezekiel, (paraphrase) when God says to the sinful man that he will die and the man repents, he will surely live. With prayers and true repentance, God can change his decision otherwise our prayers would have been in vain.

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