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Sports / Re: Poor Officiating From Referee Folusho Ajayi Ruins Opening Match Of NPFL by Deilluminator(m): 5:32pm On Jan 15, 2017
Dedetwo:
Nigeria has not gotten it right and will never get it right. Bunch of pretenders.
Is that a curse?
Sports / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah FC Win Nigerian Federation Charity Cup After Defeating Rangers(pics by Deilluminator(m): 8:16pm On Jan 11, 2017
Mmmmmm? You mean, that they defeated didn't give them the winning and it was after they defeated their opponents before they won the cup? Just asking.
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edward: Facebook Closed My Account After I Promised To Distribute Bibles by Deilluminator(m): 4:31pm On Jan 10, 2017
What about those that are using their Facebook handles for preaching, have they closed their account too?
Politics / Re: Ali Ndume Insists He Remains Senate Leader by Deilluminator(m): 3:34pm On Jan 10, 2017
Why is it that people bearing this kind of name are that stubborn?
Car Talk / Re: 2016 Mercedes Maybach S600 Emperor- N750m Car For Only 10 People In The World. by Deilluminator(m): 3:37pm On Jan 09, 2017
The kind of people that will go this car are political thieves and not a serious business man.
Travel / Re: 7 Things To Check In Your Car Before A Long Drive - FRSC by Deilluminator(m): 12:26pm On Jan 05, 2017
Pishure
Education / Re: How To Benefit From The 5000 Naira Promised By The FG To The Poorest Citizens. by Deilluminator(m): 12:41pm On Jan 04, 2017
benedict100:
so if Npower na for graduate and u get NCE cert no b graduate u be? Abi u b bricklayer?
I tire for ur reasoning shaa
You seem not to understand the difference between undergraduate, graduates and postgraduate.
Education / Re: How To Benefit From The 5000 Naira Promised By The FG To The Poorest Citizens. by Deilluminator(m): 12:39pm On Jan 04, 2017
kabrud:


Is nce holder a school cert? OND & NCE belong to same category.
ok, thanks
Education / Re: How To Benefit From The 5000 Naira Promised By The FG To The Poorest Citizens. by Deilluminator(m): 10:41am On Jan 04, 2017
kabrud:


As an nce holder, u are automatically not qualified. Go for ur category, N power.
but Npower is for graduates or am I getting it wrong?
Education / How To Benefit From The 5000 Naira Promised By The FG To The Poorest Citizens. by Deilluminator(m): 10:01am On Jan 04, 2017
Please, I learned that the FG is paying 5k to the poorest people. What confuse me most is the the qualification to be the poorest. What criteria qualifies one to be the poorest? With what the Federal government said, i got to understand that there are three categories of people under this poverty level; the poor, the poorer, and the poorest. So how do I know that I am qualified? Where do I apply? I am an NCE holder without anything doing. Please kindly help. Thanks.
Religion / Re: 2017 Prophecies By Pastor Joshua Iginla by Deilluminator(m): 3:48pm On Jan 03, 2017
There's one that is common among all the prophecies i have read so far; ATTACK ON CHRISTIANS!!!!!!
Events / Re: Ridiculous Outfit Of A 14-Year-Old Girl On Her Birthday by Deilluminator(m): 12:57pm On Jan 03, 2017
Oya guys, food don done lol
Politics / Re: $4.2 Billion Missing In NNPC Under Buhari – US Governance Report by Deilluminator(m): 12:42pm On Dec 30, 2016
Lie Mohammed don get work. E go defend this one tire

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Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Message To Nigerian Secular Artistes by Deilluminator(m): 8:23pm On Dec 28, 2016
wise7:
So what is he saying
Are you from Daura?
Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar In Thigh-Revealing Christmas Outfit (Photos) by Deilluminator(m): 5:11pm On Dec 25, 2016
Thumb up for this lady. Religion lacks the strength to tame her. Just making a headway every day.
Health / Re: Strange Things Ur Body Does That U Never Knew Were Defense Mechanisms(pictures) by Deilluminator(m): 6:57pm On Dec 19, 2016
At least I have learned some new words
Politics / Re: Ekwueme May Be Homeless Next Rainy Season –UK Erosion Expert by Deilluminator(m): 7:50am On Dec 19, 2016
No picture no news
Politics / Re: Cabinet Reshuffle: Presidency Taps Senate Ahead Of Resumption by Deilluminator(m): 7:45am On Dec 19, 2016
If sport minister is not among, then there's no cabinet reshuffle. He's a victim of cluelessness
Education / Re: Hilarious Examination Questions From A Nigerian University Goes Viral (Photo) by Deilluminator(m): 10:39am On Dec 17, 2016
Nothing is wrong with the questions. Anyone who thinks that any of the names use in the questions belongs to him should rush to court and claim damage.
Religion / Re: Reigners Church Building Collapse: I Don’t Want To Be A Bishop Again - Akan by Deilluminator(m): 7:06pm On Dec 15, 2016
I can't see a seriously damaged leg. Or maybe I don't know what that means.
Politics / Re: The Locally Built Ship By Navy In Lagos That President Buhari Will Launch Today by Deilluminator(m): 3:39pm On Dec 15, 2016
DerideGull:

Slow movement always board last.
your thoughts
Politics / Re: The Locally Built Ship By Navy In Lagos That President Buhari Will Launch Today by Deilluminator(m): 3:37pm On Dec 15, 2016
[quote author=DerideGull post=51955579]

Slow movement always board last. Your thoughts
Politics / Re: The Locally Built Ship By Navy In Lagos That President Buhari Will Launch Today by Deilluminator(m): 3:24pm On Dec 15, 2016
DerideGull:


Naira land, of course. Are you this slow?
well, slow doesn't mean stagnancy. At least there's a movement no matter how slow
Politics / Re: The Locally Built Ship By Navy In Lagos That President Buhari Will Launch Today by Deilluminator(m): 3:16pm On Dec 15, 2016
DerideGull:

Nigerians only yearn dust.
How does that becomes your business?

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Politics / Re: The Locally Built Ship By Navy In Lagos That President Buhari Will Launch Today by Deilluminator(m): 3:03pm On Dec 15, 2016
DerideGull:


You must be in the La La land. The stinking geographical expression was even better when the colonists were in control than when the blockheaded goons called Nigerians are on the watch.
I don't believe that Nigerians still yearn for such moment in life.
Politics / Re: Man On Motorcycle Supports Buhari After Budget Presentation. PICS by Deilluminator(m): 2:57pm On Dec 15, 2016
Zombie is always zombie anywhere he finds himself
Crime / Re: Woman Stabs Husband’s Lover With Broken Bottle In Lagos (photos) by Deilluminator(m): 2:55pm On Dec 15, 2016
Omo see gobe
Politics / Re: The Locally Built Ship By Navy In Lagos That President Buhari Will Launch Today by Deilluminator(m): 2:54pm On Dec 15, 2016
DerideGull:


Even on assembled, Nigeria does not have the capability to do so. Nigeria does not have means to bend a pin or spoke talk less assemble a wheel.
You, Colonial master, kindly check out of nairaland. You have no moral right to condemn us. We still appreciate our effort no matter how little it is.

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Travel / Re: Truck Collides With Cattle Along Keffi-Abuja Road, Many Cows Dead (Pics) by Deilluminator(m): 2:29pm On Dec 15, 2016
Oya make we dance skelewu... Meat don done.
Politics / Re: Wike Leads Protest To Police Headquarters, Demands Redeployment Of SARS Fakorade by Deilluminator(m): 2:22pm On Dec 15, 2016
When PDP wanted Amechi out, they use MBU, Now that APC wants Wike out they are using Akin Fakorade

Nigerian police are nothing but tools in the hands of politicians.
Phones / Implementation Of The Data Price Increase by Deilluminator(m): 9:39pm On Dec 14, 2016
It appears NCC is not relenting on this issue of data price increase and it seems the network providers are complying with the directive. Just this evening, I wanted to subscribe for mtn happy hour but it couldn't work, so I contacted a CC agent, I was then told that the plan is no longer on the network. That I should dial *131# to purchase a data plan. When I dial the code.... E be like sey things are no longer the same.

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