Just when you think you've seen it all...

prettythicksme:
iya tawakalitu

That's mi

tosyne2much:
Send me ur bank acc details right away

Lol. U wanna rob world bank ni or what?

Orijin101:

trippin for dekasablanca
i quit

Don't worry. You're still #1

prettythicksme:
sinaj is d wife of orijin101

Ok. I'm his second wife ngbayen

tosyne2much:
0ehn ehn

So what do you suggest I do at this point ? Should I do the needful ?

£10 mil into my acct on monday. I'll send u d details

prettythicksme:
u b sinaj?

What's a sinaj?

tosyne2much:
Are you aware I'm tripping 4u ?

Nd re u aware I'm tripping right back?

tosyne2much:
What's up my silent crush

Hello my backup NL husband

Orijin101:

what of the N300 i gave you 9days ago ?

I used it to buy pampers for tawa

Orijin101:

High-class oloshos

God don catch u. So that's you've been complaining there's no money to feed me and our three kids abi?!

Orijin101:

i will tell you later

I'll be waiting

Orijin101:

Hmmmm. . . hope itz not what I'm thinking

What re u thinking

You forgot to add 'gbelepawo' roughly translated as 'stay at home and make money'

Orijin101:
Only if sanusi can jez dash me that cloth he is putting on, i promise to sew 7pairs of trousers and 14pieces of shirts from the material

Only God knows how he will be able to walk with that cloth weighing 35kg on him

Lol

vislabraye:


If i say it, i probably may be banned.

Another one i have is ejaculophobia.... pls put it on your list.

:-/

alberto2k:
Mr. Obinoscopy, April07, DrAify, Dr Kingtom, chimerase2, dekasablanca. . .
Thank you guys, learnt some new things today

Buenas Noches amigos

__b___to

Clue: no clue

thanks too. Alberto

vislabraye:
So @op which one is your phobia

5&6. U

Orijin101:

you better go and reply your message

Done

April07:



I don't understand Yoruba na.. And your clue was Yoruba and the non-missing spellings fit 'scrotum'.. Lol

Smh

Orijin101:

off to whatsapp jhoor. . .
_{Are you coming with me?}

Sure

April07:



Lmao..

Like a king can rule with a scrotum in his hands

Obinoscopy:
Scrotum

April07:



I have a feeling it is 'Scrotum'

*shakes head in pity* scrotum ko, epididymis ni

Orijin101:
una still dey here. . .

No b u start am?

Sc_ _ t _ _
Yorubas call it 'opa ase'

T_ _ _l __r
Song by the king of pop

B_n_o
Yoruba name for dogs

1) Phobophobia
Phobophobia (Photo credit: TheoJunior | Flickr)
Believe it or not, fear of fear itself is a
phobia. Phobophobia is defined as an abnormal
fear of phobias or of developing one. The risk of
acquiring phobophobia is greater to people already
suffering from a certain phobia. If you went
through intense phobic reactions towards the
object of an established fear, you may eventually
dread confronting and experiencing the same
morbid response again, thus leading to
phobophobia.
It is also possible for people not having any past
phobias at all to have a fear of acquiring it. What
makes phobophobia one of the strangest
phobias is that the sufferer does not seem to
respond to any external stimuli but to the internal
sentiment he or she has.
2) Caligynephobia
Caligynephobia (Photo credit: André-
Batista | Flickr)
Beauty is something to be admired and yearned
for, not something that is supposed to terrorize
anyone. Caligynephobia does not seem to agree to
that tone. Such phobia refers to an unwarranted
fear of beautiful women. It is commonly suffered
by adolescents and men, specifically those who do
not have straight orientation. It causes panic
attacks and damages social interactions.
3) Ablutophobia
Ablutophobia (Photo credit:
JimenaTorres S | Flickr
Taking a bath is an essential form of personal
hygiene. However, for people with Ablutophobia,
they do not believe that washing or cleaning is
doable because it is something that terrorizes
them. This particular phobia should not be
confused with fear of cleanliness, as the latter
refers to the dread of the cleaning process itself. It
is usually found in women and children
experiencing emotional instabilities due to past
traumas or other distressing reasons.
4) Spectrophobia
Spectrophobia (Photo credit: me and
the sysop | Flickr
One of the weird phobias anyone can ever hear of
is Spectrophobia. It refers to the fear of looking at
one’s own reflection in the mirror, or the dread of
mirrors itself. It is caused by a traumatic event
wherein victims believe they have seen ghostly
apparitions by looking at themselves in the mirror.
Watching horror movies featuring mirrors can also
be considered a probable cause.
5) Chorophobia
Chorophobia (Photo credit: Steve Rhodes | Flickr)
Dancing is not only a popular form of exercise, but
a universal theme embraced by every culture
around the world. However, there are people
who’d rather stay seated even in social events and
moments when they are expected to dance,
because they are just too embarrassed or
uncomfortable to do so. This irrational fear of
dance is referred to as Chorophobia. Such also
refers to the fear of any person, place, event, or
situation that is related to or that symbolizes
dancing in any way.
Individuals experiencing such phobia are often
unwilling to experience the excitement and the
thrill the activity is associated with. They will do just
about anything to avoid an event where dancing
might be involved, something that may endanger
their social lives.
6) Scopophobia
Scopophobia (Photo credit: Alaina Abplanalp
Photography | Flickr)
Joining this list of funny phobias is Scopophobia,
which is fear of being seen or being stared at. It
may seem implausible but Scopophobics have this
extreme dread of drawing attention to themselves.
As a result, they become aloof to others and are
unapproachable. They become paranoid of being
looked at, so they want to stay at home or secluded
as much as possible, totally refusing to be drawn
out of their own world.
If they do go out, they tend to cover themselves.
Scopophobia is indeed highly disruptive to the daily
functioning of any person suffering from it.
Scopophobics might have caught the phobia due to
a terrible experience in the past that had
traumatized them for life. They might have faced
rejections and ridicules because they differ from
others in some way.
7) Chrometophobia
Chrometophobia (Photo credit: ashley.adcox |
Flickr)
Chrometophobia or excessive fear of money is
undoubtedly one of the strange phobias you might
not be aware about. It seems ridiculous that
anyone will ever develop a fear of money when
almost everyone else needs some or even large
amounts of it. Some theorize that this phobia
comes from an obsessive-compulsive disorder
constituting a fear of germs that notes may carry.
It should not be confused with fear of getting rich,
though. Sufferers of this phobic inclination are
often seen to prefer using credit cards than having
money in their hands.
Arachibutyrophobia
Arachibutyrophobia (Photo credit: Mâřš | Flickr)
This phobia pertains to fear of having peanut butter
sticking on one’s palate. The trouble-free way to
prevent this extreme trepidation is not to eat any
peanut butter or any recipe containing a peanut
butter ingredient. Don’t buy a peanut butter jar at
all if you feel a horrendous sensation by the mere
sight of it. There is little known cause for this
disorder.
9) Peladophobia
Peladophobia (Photo credit: Nicobobinus |
Flickr
Do you feel extremely bothered and alarmed every
time you see a bald person? Then you might be
suffering from Peladophobia. What’s in a hairless
head that makes you get a full-blown panic attack?
Either childhood experience or heredity can be
considered a probable cause.
10) Cathisophobia
Cathisophobia (Photo credit: fluffisch | Flickr)
If you get anxious, have trouble breathing, and/or
are usually sweating heavily whenever you sit
down, then you are Cathisophobic, so to speak.
This fear of sitting may be the result of a traumatic
event where you have been inflicted pain and
punishment while sitting down.
For instance, hostages who have undergone torture
by being made to sit on a chair that has sharp or
painful objects, such as nails and burning ambers
placed on it might have a fear of ever sitting
elsewhere again.
No matter how bizarre and laughable a phobia
might be, it is never too trivial to anyone under its
agonizing spell. If you can’t handle the fear, seek
medical help. Don’t let any type of phobia get in
your way of being able to live a normal and
sensible life.

April07:



Ditto?

Ditto