Why cant i nominate myself?

No1 z perfect. A lot of celebrities, evn hollywood look worse, so give we girls a break

pbs4real:
oya pele buh dnt do dat again ooh,dts ma bebe u talking 2 lyk dat. .

Noted

pbs4real:
so nah my wife u dey count gbagaun 4?what insolence! Guy oya apologize . .LOLZ

I'm a girl

Damieah:
Still on public declaration of Love...

In order to publicly declare his love for Lagosians, the APC Gubernatorial aspirant Mr Akinwunmi Ambode visited the shopping malls (Ikeja City Mall and The Palms Lekki aka Shoprite Ikeja & VI) on Valentine's dat,14th February 2015.

Guess what??

Lagos loved him right back!!!

I believe in the #SpiritOfLagos

I believe in Lagos

I believe in Akinwunmi Ambode

I support ambode, but won't be moved by this 'till he visits the rural and impoverished areas

rokiatu:
The Girl wicked sha. She should have atleast think about it.

GBAGAUN! Thought

watered:
I like you because you just spoke my mind...that's just straight. Some people will soon reply telling you that he is fulani and that's why bla bla bla...

No matter his weath he looks hungry period.

very

This is not a made up story.
Two years ago, at the age of fifteen, I decided I'd had enough of life. I decided to kill myself, so I took an overdose of drugs. Fortunately, or unfortunately as I saw it at the time, they were the harmless type. I just got a bit sick. My mum thought it was spiritual so she sent me away to live with her sister who was a pastor for about a month. What she didn't know then, was that I was suffering from a mental illness. Anyway, I went, blah blah, I later returned home. After about a month, I started feeling low again. I felt like the world was against me, like no one cared. I would just sit down in the dark, curl up and cry. If my mum asked, I'd just give her an excuse, and I was good at that, 'I just watched a movie that was really sad', 'I just woke up', 'I fell and hurt myself', the list was endless, so she never suspected a thing. Besides, she was a busy single mother with two growing kids to look after, so she never really had the time or patience. Anyways, one sunday at church, I couldn't take it anymore, I told her I needed money for sanitary towel, but instead I got drugs. A lot of 'em, and downed 'em all. Soon after, we were having workers' prayer(I'm in the choir btw), and my pastor is this clap the devil out type. By this time, I was already feeling weak and couldn't clap. so after the prayer, while the rest left to start praise n worship, I was asked to stay behind. I was asked why I wasn't clapping but before I could say a word, my mum said I was on, so I'm probably feeling weak. As I was leaving the pastor's office, he dragged me playfully, and I fainted. That was the beginning of my journey. I'm not quite sure if anybody will read this, so to save trouble, I'll continue the write up if I get favorable responses.

Doesn't he eat? Hope he doesn't collapse when it's time for action.

KingTom:
Ok you're in

Aye aye captain

KingTom:
Ok welcome aboard. One question, are you good in bed?

Yh. My bed and pillow can testify to that.

KingTom:
I will, speaking of which, I need a new assistant, since missclasssy has been promoted to Vice President

I'm in

KingTom:
Join the Gbagaun ministry

I'm honoured.

KingTom:

Missclasssy ooooooo! let us observe one minute silence for English!.

GBAGAUN upon GBAGAUN upon Heavy GBAGAUN!!!!!!
Haba bros! Haba!

*********Corrections***********
1) Slumps, no be slum(abi your babe na ghetto or dirty environment)?

2) Scream, no be screen abi your babe na Ebola detector? Or she be Iphone6?

3) As lovers, no be as lover abi na you dey fück yourself ?

4) Screen again, abeg see number 2 for corrections.

5) Kept quiet, no be kept quite, this one is understandable, it may have been a typo

6) She fell on my arm, no be fail on my arm abeg, abi your arm na exam?

Dr. Tom's school of Gbagaun Obliteration

You missed one. 'Do anyone have this experience?' That's two in one

KingTom:
I am here.

Good. Now do your job

LOL. She 'always unconscious and passes on'? Where is KingTom when u need him?

Me

KingTom: English teacher. Definitely

speak2emmalex:


You whinny little tw*t. If you ever quote me again, I’ll send you a love letter straight from my heart, fu*cker. Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a Bleep*n’ gun, f*cker. If you receive a love letter from me, you are f*cked forever. Do you understand that f*uk face?

How low can u descend? You are an uncouth and crass first class oik who doesn't deserve to habitate where humans do. Quit displaying your stupidity and go think about your life or something. Oponu ayerada

speak2emmalex:


You whinny little tw*t. If you ever quote me again, I’ll send you a love letter straight from my heart, fu*cker. Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a Bleep*n’ gun, f*cker. If you receive a love letter from me, you are f*cked forever. Do you understand that f*uk face?

How low can u descend? You are an uncouth and crass first class slowpoke who doesn't deserve to habitate where humans do. Quit displaying your stupidity and go think about your life or something. Oponu ayerada

speak2emmalex:


Hey, did you forget to pay your brain bill? An illiterate is an illiterate and does not have what it takes to make any change. Even my 10 year old cousin is smarter than Buhari and you. So next time you shut that c.unt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart your head

You probably think that your 'swear-word-laden' rant makes you sound smart, but all it does is make you sound like the low life scum of the earth that you are. Where did you grow up, Otueke? Go sit somewhere and stop embarrassing mankind

sonnyudoh:
what's wrong with if I was in kwara

In nt protesting nekkid.

Wuuworld:
...are u this blind and dull headed that u can't afford to understand simple sentences?.............chaaaiii!!!nu must be related to Buhari.

If I was related to Buhari, I'd be darn proud of it. You are a blemish on mankind. I'm embarrassed on ur behalf

speak2emmalex:
What it this one saying No wonder you support illiterate Buhari. You both have one thing in common. ewu hausa!

Lol. You're just projecting your stupidity unto others. And you're too shallow minded to realize that a man who hasn't achieved squat in six years can't do anything. Btw, u have sawdust in ur head in place of a brain

Christafarian:

Bros, why u dey disturb urself na. If u remember FISH, u'll know that SHE does not deserve ur precious time.

I'm a girl

experimentist:
[In Dino Melaye's voice] Otuoke straight, no looking back oh!



Barcanista, clevvermind, temitemi1 and tit please count my teeth for me

Mi nko

sonnyudoh:
If apc doesn't win this elections i promise all d youths in my state would go out and protest naked i promise buhari all d way

Hope yua nt from Kwara o

Chisos! Dey af finish Jonathan o!

speak2emmalex:


Says the Hausa-Fulani slave supporting an illiterate aboki. What an irony!

Jona wey get certificate, wetin he do? Goan siddown if u cnt rejoice with us. Preferably in a piranha's mouth

MsNas:
. This is sweeting me. Where is Mimiko? He had better go and refund GEJ his money!

Its sweeting me sef. Wanna assist mi pack Jonathan's load to Otueke?

tit:


it is only boko haram jihadist like you that vote buhari.
all honest hardworking Nigerians are with President Jonathan

Its only a sick demented fool that would vote Jonathan. Our girls aren't back, corruption is at its zenith, hunger dey wire our belle, ASUU strike, no employment, insecurity and even on top of that sef, d man is a liar that can't lie with sense. And he has the guts to ask for our votes? The fact that you're willing to throw away four years of your life doesn't mean that human beings are willing to do the same. Better an ex dictator who can move us forward than a weakling who licks sweet on national tv like his life depends on it