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Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is Wearing The Jeans by DeKasablanca(f): 11:30am On Jul 24, 2015
alexistaiwo:
the girl of course. the guy only placed a guitar on his laps
look at the feet on the floor. The owner of the feet is putting on sandals, so its the girl's feet on the floor meaning the guy is putting on jeans
Family / Re: My Husband Is My Boyfriend On Facebook, Whatsapp & Bbm And He Does Not Know It by DeKasablanca(f): 4:43pm On Jun 24, 2015
Orijin101:
dafuq!
Swirrat mi
Crime / Re: We Had Sex Twice By Mutual Consent ─ 14-year-old by DeKasablanca(f): 7:30pm On May 12, 2015
tolustx:
O ti tan. Since d girl don testify say he no force am do d tin, make dem free d guy na. That is how many ladies will in anger, lie dat a man rape dem wen they both agreed to d act. But because d guy has offended d lady, or because he's cheating, they find a way of dealing wit him and choose to use 'rape'. Pathetic.

Women, diaris God oooooo
even though she consented, she is still a minor, and in law, its considered as statutory rape. And its illegal

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Forum Games / Re: Romance Section Game Session. . . Today's Edition (UNSCRAMBLE THE WORDS) by DeKasablanca(f): 3:30am On Apr 25, 2015
Orijin101:

Dat look doesn't fit you dear tongue
lipsrsealed
Forum Games / Re: Romance Section Game Session. . . Today's Edition (UNSCRAMBLE THE WORDS) by DeKasablanca(f): 7:20pm On Apr 24, 2015
Orijin101:

tongue
angry
Forum Games / Re: Romance Section Game Session. . . Today's Edition (UNSCRAMBLE THE WORDS) by DeKasablanca(f): 7:12pm On Apr 24, 2015
Word: Abzeisutnk
Meaning: a country
Forum Games / Re: Romance Section Game Session. . . Today's Edition (UNSCRAMBLE THE WORDS) by DeKasablanca(f): 7:08pm On Apr 24, 2015
Word: Jbeuile
Meaning: anniversary
Note: Orijin101 u no wan make we sleep tomnigt again abi
Politics / Re: Suswam Present 8 SUV To Ortom, Benue Governor Elect by DeKasablanca(f): 6:44am On Apr 24, 2015
is it dat dis man cant count ni? Wetin 4 people dey carry 8 suv do? Nd im sure they ddnt come from his own purse
Education / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by DeKasablanca(f): 9:51pm On Apr 23, 2015
Equado:
lol, another case of examination "meningitis"
lol. I swr
Education / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by DeKasablanca(f): 6:01pm On Apr 23, 2015
Mine was during this ongoing waec. Ddnt happen to me sha. There's this girl that sits not to far from me. So wen dey brought d government expo, the answer to d 5 questions wer written nd d words 'pick any 2' wer written so we cld av different combinations. This girl wrote it d way it was written in d paper. Like, 'pick any 2' and proceeded to write all five answers
Crime / Re: Female Staff Of Sweet Sensation Jailed For 266 Years For Stealing Employer’s N8m by DeKasablanca(f): 7:02am On Apr 23, 2015
No fair. Politicians steal trillions nd go scot free. Patapata she shld do five yrs so her brain will reset
Politics / Re: House Where Lugard Signed Amalgamation Of Northern Southern Nigeria. -PICS by DeKasablanca(f): 6:51am On Apr 23, 2015
SeverusSnape:

Yeah... You're right. Thanks
You're welcome

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Politics / Re: House Where Lugard Signed Amalgamation Of Northern Southern Nigeria. -PICS by DeKasablanca(f): 11:37pm On Apr 22, 2015
SeverusSnape:
That was where the great mistake of 1914 took place.

It shall not be well with Lugard.
1.) He's dead. He's either in heaven or hell n ur curse no fit do anything. 2.) Nigeria is already amalgamated whether we like it or not. Even if we split-which I hope doesn't happen-it's still going to be in history that we were once one. Its just like a family. There are some people you just want to drop dead or get hit by a train or something, but there's nothing you can do but endure them and try to enjoy the benefits that come with them. That's how is.
Politics / Re: Suleiman Hashimu: 'Robbers Gave Me N200, Pure Water On The Road' by DeKasablanca(f): 4:36pm On Apr 22, 2015
Wait o. How the guy take know road from Lagos to Abuja??
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by DeKasablanca(f): 4:33pm On Apr 22, 2015
Orijin101:
@kinglekan, the time wey i go use read this ur story, i go use am read my Bible tongue
Like u av one

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Women Are Bad Drivers!!! by DeKasablanca(f): 6:25pm On Apr 21, 2015
Lol. My aunt does dat thing nd its damn annoying. If her car breaks down on the road, she'll just sit der in d car doing nothing 'til ppl cum n assist her. If dey don't, dey'll jst stay der tgeda
Jokes Etc / Re: Exorbitant School Fees: Buhari Help...and Other Matters Arising(must Read) by DeKasablanca(f): 8:12pm On Apr 20, 2015
Well, its nt by force to send ur kids to schools that pay that much if u cnt afford it without complaining. Just swap their school to something less. There r a lot of good private schools that pay less. Its nt dan dan that every1 must go to exclusive schools abeg. If u can't pay, change.
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Without Make-Up (Photo) by DeKasablanca(f): 9:28pm On Apr 19, 2015
She's nt totally makeup free. Its just light
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 1:42pm On Apr 19, 2015
Orijin101:

why the look dear embarassed ?
you crushed my fragile heart
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 8:39am On Apr 19, 2015
Orijin101:


see my life embarassed
cry
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 12:27am On Apr 19, 2015
Orijin101:


see my life embarassed
Oya, dnt waise my time biko
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 12:24am On Apr 19, 2015
sinaj:


now u knw
Obviously
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 12:13am On Apr 19, 2015
Orijin101:

sinaj, see wah you caused cry
So you're cheating on me?! cry
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 12:04am On Apr 19, 2015
Orijin101:

Adebisi, me
You didn't tell me you're married.
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 12:00am On Apr 19, 2015
sinaj:


evn u too embarassed

u dat i give weed weneva u cum visiting *wipes tears*

Orijin101 must take back his ring tonight *xobs*
Lol. Oya Orijin101, make your move
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 11:58pm On Apr 18, 2015
sinaj:
it shud b Who nd nt What undecided
Sorry. Ddnt know 'sinaj' is a person
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 11:57pm On Apr 18, 2015
Orijin101:

Adebisi, me
grin
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 11:25pm On Apr 18, 2015
Orijin101:

including you
Den I multiply the thunder by 150, square it, multiply by another 150, cube it den send it to fire u
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 11:22pm On Apr 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
Those 5k oloshos go give you better blow-job
And you knowthis because...

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Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by DeKasablanca(f): 11:17pm On Apr 18, 2015
Orijin101:
thank you all for invading my thread ooo cheesy

the thunder that will strike you is still dancing skelewu in hell fire. . .
How many people
Jokes Etc / Re: You Are Older Than You Think If You Rocked This Shoe. by DeKasablanca(f): 11:02pm On Apr 18, 2015
Lol. I remember when my pry skul made cortina shoes compulsory. Other shoes wer seized. My mum brought out my brother's ancient ones she had dyed to black. She washed off the dye, polished it, and I rocked it to school with pride. grin

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