So you think you're smart huh?? Well, answer this question. Who was the owner of the cock that crowed when Peter denied Jesus Christ??

Ten years ago, we wouldn't do the things we do now even in our wildest imaginations. But nowadays, it's like the badder you are, the more popular you are. Having a string of girlfriends, being a player, getting high and stuff like that is now a sure ticket to being popular and accepted. 'Good' gurls and guys are scorned. Why is this so?? What is so special about being bad

How old re u guys?? Eight and ten. ?? The first to apologize doesna matter. Wat matters is dat sumbody does. Just say sorry and let d matter die. Unless u r willin to sacrifice a gud relationship for a 5 letter word.....

Lol. Magazine ke? You'd be lucky to make it to daily sun newspaper

Nowadays, you see male singers that have better voices than most female singers. Drake , chris brown, justin timberlake, austin mahone, bruno mars, ati bee bee lo. So who do you think has the best voice? I'd say Chris Brown.

emusmith:


I am not blind... lol

Oh. Thanks

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emusmith:


You're beautiful (serious face)

And you know that because......

emusmith:


You're beautiful (serious face)

And you know that because......

emusmith:


Ekpungelumo.

English pls

emusmith:


No wonder you are this mkpobaranusius

Huh? Itumo?

aceTS:

I can bet my new year Eve's booze there wasn't any compliment in that package.

You're in what level in the university?

emusmith:


No Wonder...

No wonder what

7. What did you take for breakfast?

Hehehe! She will never tell you garri or "packet shirt" with ogbono soup.
She will tell you things like: Plantain chips, Indomie, Bread and tea...

The thing go fear me more when I ask, since morning? and she replies, Yes!
Hah! Where you get strength from to rush for lectures? You be Super woman?

She won't tell you she's watching her weight which Most times are PLAIN, SILLY LIES! Lol!
For most part, She'll tell you Nothing, I am not hungry or I have lost appetite... iffa hear!

All she needs to hear is just your "Bae, try and eat something, OK" lol.


These are my findings, you can add to it.
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Well, it may be true. I for one have gone without taking anything apart frm water for as long as a day. You get used to it. Sometimes, I just forget.
I don't rilly lyk drinking gari, buh I can kill for gari water(without sugar)

Sowl:

dont make ur neuron system crash while tryin t understand dis economical jargon,my advise simply is do sumthin less taskin 2ur brain like bein much more active in d romance section.....that would help u a great deal.... Coz political economix isnt meant 4 kids like u unless u are a genius on ur own

That sounds like an insult nicely packaged in a compliment.

braintext:



Why not hustle by yourself

That I will

SeverusSnape:

Hehehehehehehehehehe...

SeverusSnape:

Hehehehehehehehehehe...

SeverusSnape:
I love this!... So simple and concise.

I believe even the layman on the street will easily comprehend this.
Nice one OP.

Moderators please do the needful.

Simple?! This is more confusing than the garbage my economics teacher spews three periods a week. The first paragraph muddled my brain. Though I suck @ all things related to economics. Except, you kno, the spending money aspect. Then I shine bright like a diamond!

braintext:



Dunno... That question can be best answered by the future

Uhhh, if it's d heir to bill gate's fortune, no problemo

braintext:

No p... Just hope you won't become a baby mama by then....




Just kidding

Whose baby mama

braintext:

Lol ...
That's left for Me and God to decide...

Well, incase you get rich, I already applied

braintext:
She's so gorgeous.....
It's good to have money...
So I'll hustle hard for my children to enjoy

After hustling, you can now come n marry mi

Unibenstudent:
is it located near the brain or heart? Where exactly is the location?

Brain

Unibenstudent:
so u guys have an inbuilt radar to sense a never do well..wonderful can I see the radar.?

It's inbuilt

Unibenstudent:
how do u know an NFA when u see 1?

Most times, their attitude. Lil things point it out. Guys dunno, buh girls do. Believe me, we do

iamrealdeji:

I know girls that would still look good without make up,someone like you would look good without it,but lots(most) Nigerian girls look ugly without it

People don't rum screamin' wen dey see me make up free, so I'd say I'm pretty good without it

Unibenstudent:
hmm,so y r u hard to get?

So some NFAs wnt come and trample on my heart for me

KWARA-like parties and they like cool headed boys and they are usually hard to get

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From kwara buh ah don't lyk parties. Hard to get tho.

Ok, so I just noticed that almost every nigerian movie, whether english or yoruba or igbo has a degree or fetishness in it. Whether spiritual manipulations, running somebody mental, blah blah. So that lead me to ask, is nigeria not too focused on jazz?

Ok, so I watched this movie on africa magic yoruba, and I was really captivated. The acting was superb, the setting perfect, the theme wow! So what do you think? Share any yoruba movie you think is the best.

E no go gree remove

chimerase2:
If na me kai I no fit carry last nah
I go swallow de ponmo

D thing go hook for your throat, e go b lyk magic

Nah. Arts is actually quite broad. Commercial seems more restricted. Psychology, mass comm, international relations, linguistics, political science, english, education, philosophy, etc are arts courses.

I will be filling out my jamb form in a couple of weeks, and I don't know what course to go for, talk less of the subjects to fill. I was going to go for psychology, till I found out how unmarketable it is in Niheria. I was a science student, but no science course appeals to me. I'm thinking of going for an arts course. Any help?