OREMUSSANCTUS:
Inec should pls release chatham house ward result now, pls no delay
While pdp swears in jonathan at d eagle square on may 29, apc will swear in buhari on google square

for ur mind now, what you said made sense?

MuguliciousMUGU:
Kano is just one state, and Nigeria has 36 states, therefore 36 - 1 = 35

jonathan would win in the other 35 states and fct, therefore jonathan is the next president.

GEJ till 2019

buhari should start thinking of how to start importing and exporting his cows. Amechi would join him soon

Your stupidity stops at infinity. The key to unlockin ur sense has been thrown into d Pacific

UrennaNkoli:
This is a landslide victory and the riggers are making noise about the results they rigged in Benue despite leading us by a narrow margin. Glad this result will cover up for that narrow loss and there will still be "change" remaining . PDP if you want some of our "change" come and have it because its just too much for us to carry .

Sai Buhari.
God bless Nigeria
God bless Buhari and not to be selfish,
The gods bless jonathan too.

Victory is already ours.

Ori e wanbe jhor. Oya gba 50naira

sirwittee:
Careless change.....GEJ TILL 2019

Poverty, insecurity and mediocriTy till 2019

Wuuworld:
Wetin concern Mama with APC,dt she is old doesn't mean she don't have a certificate like BUHARI,u people should stop tagging her with APC.

Uhhh, didn't u see the doctor before her name? Nd she doesn't have a certificate? Poor deluded u. You're for PDP abi?

Blackett:
Hold on a fvcking minute. . .

You're not financially stable at 30 and you live with your mom. But you can fvck like a rabbit and get a girl pregnant?


You're an _idiot.

GBAM! Well said. I love u already

santos876:
hu b dis stock fish........hu let d dog out

Talo laja ton gbo

buygala:


Good Sir, the topic for discussion here is his peniss erectionn, not his money or success


So please spare me the 'Sermon on the Mount'


*modified

So the op above me who I quoted, ran mad in the middle of the night and started barking and dripping saliva like a rabid dog.. ......

This op is truly the scandalous result of a goat's artificial insemination by spermm diluted with kerosene and maggot faeces
..... Totally lacking in primary comprehension capabilities, and now the imbecille had to run mad too


May his departed brains Rest in Peace

Many are mad but few are roaming ni oro guy yen

Naaah. In ondo dey eat butterfly larva(caterpillar) nd something they call utan. Dunno d english name tho

Scored 239! UNILORIN, here I come!

wheezyoung:
please help me with the syllabus...

I already posted it before.

Faba:
UNILAG.. MED N SURG.. WAH ABT U?

Unilorin, psychology

Francman:
Please, I beg u in the name of God, what drama, prose n poems are in the syllabus. Never knew abt Purple Hib n Tempest. I have bn reading Romeo and Juliet, Sons n daughters etc. Please

Mi sef I thot itz romeo n juliet. Buh it shld b tempest cos dey jst strtd tempest lst year, n I dnt think dey can change lyk dah

Faba:
Mine z today we've go d xame tin we're aiming at and GOD go grant our heart desire..

Amen. What course nd which uni?

Mine z tomorrow. Aiming for 270+

delishpot:


Dem for beat me some more. Instead of 20 strokes dem for give me 100

Naah. Dem for just throw u inside lion den

delishpot:


Yes. Its not all at once na. If I anoy am when she want put water for pot, she go use tge empty pot nack my head
If I annoy am when she want cook. She go use turn garri
If I annoy my papa na koboko
if she dey cut grass na to cut guava branch
And I no be stuborn pikin o

If to say u nw stubborn nko?

delishpot:
The ones I survive nor dey there

Turn garri
Koboko
Pkankere
Guava branch
Hot backhand slaps
Bottom of cooking pot
And many more.

delishpot:
The ones I survive nor dey there

Turn garri
Koboko
Pkankere
Guava branch
Hot backhand slaps
Bottom of cooking pot
And many more.

Nd yua still alive?!

And to those who believe big bang created earth, you find it easier to believe that a random bang caused creation than to believe a supreme being created us? Ok, so tell mi what caused the bang? Tell me how things started getting created out of nowhere. Tell mi how those same things got different forms. What existed before the bang? Oh, nd btw, if there is no God, explain how the sun stood still for an entire day. That was in the book of Joshua btw. Nd now scientists have found that there is indeed a day missing in history. Some people still won't recognize the truth even if it bites them in the ass. Seriously, how moronic can people be?!?

1st Corinthians 1:27 :- but God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise, God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. I have thought abt this several times, how did God come into existence, who gave Him the name 'God', what was he doing before He created man, how did the angels come into existence, but some things are best left unknown. The best we can do is aim for heaven, and we can ask God Himself. And to those claiming there is no God, live your life as if there is God. If there is no God(which I dnt believe to b true), then you will have lost nothing. If there is God, you will gain eternity

1. The tigers would be dead of hunger so you can survive
2. All mangoes always grow on trees.
3. A mountain cannot jump at all. So the answer is everybody
4. Brain.

I got it right??! BTW, I use glo

axortedbabe:
taa dis thing na lagos..

Lagos keke no dey get bar o. If u fall, u get up.

Na so guys like dis go dey sidown for ijora dey make mouth as if dem don use eye see picture of foreign visa abi passport not to talk of travelling abroad. You're talking like a demented slowpoke. Why not just farabale and go to school, so you can stop talking without having any idea of what you are talking about? Seriously, it's been ages since I saw anybody talk as foolishly as you do. Either you are really stupid or you dey craze. If indeed, u don dey craze, den fadeyi abi abija no fit cure u.

If indeed he is the 'freshest' in his faculty, I shudder to think what other 'less-fresh' guys would look like.

Space Impact. Jeez, I'm old!

Shaving the sides of my hair because I wanted to be like Rob Van Dam. Sticking my upper lip to the freezer n it got stuck. Still dunno y I did this

kaya09:

Super goat?! Like seriously did u just say that? D mouth on girls nowadays though,too much guts. kid you're way too young to be experimenting with your tongue..

arugbo ojo

I find men with facial hair disgusting. Even the good try turns mi off, nt to tlk of d super goat. Mayb cos I like experimenting with my tongue sha

I think there's a spray or something you use to delay ejaculation. U might want to google it. Btw, pray your husband doesna see this. 'Cause if he does......

hopeforcharles:

Really? Oh now i know,

Lol

saying men only only makes females want to read it more. U dunno

Ko jooo! E no resemble am.