Na wetin kogi people do audu b dat o

omooba969:


@bolded,

A million dollar question on the mind of a wise man who seeks knowledge of the secret of life.

after all the violence , he ended in the grave, y cnt dis leaders jus submit themselves

Kogi people I Hail..o..... Hmmmmm end time people

We live tday, tomoro we die ... What is the meaning of life...hmmmmm

End time blindness N no dey abeg....

Hahahhahahah very ftc end time post but deserve front page

Omo c fee and mi pop c dey complain to pay common 500 for PTA fee for govt school... Mi children attend one of those IJN

Omg! Custom don seize d babe market b dat..... Bad market for.... End time breass

Very funny!
Just feel like hearing you guys opinion.
What will you do if you finally discover that browsing and chatting is just a DREAM not for real...?

Thank God the vampire is dead... End time ruler

What is new abt dis for God sake? Nairaland atimes.....

You dnt even know the diff between btw THAT and THEN......

ohemdave:





You know how to address better that him,where has it taken you to?. I guess we should be conscious and responsive in our presentation on social media platform like this.

Y reuben no tell am say make he wear white suit instead of dat blak one. Black man in a blak suit with a black blak backbround, black agenda... Thank God for d white shirt i for no recognize am. He lack dressing sense...

Wetin b ur own.... Because shade stilll dey decieve u ? Pray for Mali

Gals are like devil ,guys prefer wasting their money on them rada dan utilizing it for sumfin meaniful... Na lie?... Pray for mali

Do u mean am an agbero cus am a chelsea fan and i dey ttake alomo wela. Ur papap.... Pray for mali

The bible say what u sow is what u reap. I reaped d 30M cus i won it, she too should reap wat brought ha to the police custody. What if she die immediately i bail ha out?

This dnt apen here in Iraq, if it apens we blow ourselves m die lalasticala. Pray for france madueke

Na only D.J cuppy dey dis world? No other news..... Instead make we dey pray for france

Am gonna buy beautiful gal [color=#770077][/color]

up NEPA

raping is our doctrine in Nigeria

she looks lyk a harlot

There is God oooooo

there has steady power supply in my area since yday. ibedc don' dey fear fpt

b dey do their job una dey put dem for front page wat special.

Judas of the Biafra

.Dat musa no like himself , see d kind biggy wey he go marry.

Someone once said 'To generalize on
women is dangerous. To specialize on
them is infinitely worse'.
Well, what women want still remains the
unanswered question across the globe.
However, men needn't lose hope for all is
not lost. There are still a good number of
things that most women like. Here are a
few from the long list which can perhaps
help you make her fall head over heels in
love with you. Take your pick to woo and
sweep her off her feet!
1.Superman: Women love to be protected.
So show in more ways than one to prove
that you will be her saviour should your
damsel land in distress! Women are
always in awe of men who can step up in
times of conflicts. Be sure you grab every
opportunity that situation throws at you.
2. Smell good: Deodorant Ads may be going
overboard showing men being lured by
women's perfume. But the other way is
also true. Choose a deo that suits you.
Especially if it's your first date, it's best not
to try anything experimental. Know what
smells best on you. Remember, what smelt
heavenly on your friend might stink on
your skin! For everything depends on your
body odour. When you spray perfume on
your body, what you smell is a
combination of the deo spray and your
body odour. Choose wise.
3. Surprises galore: Women love surprises
be it chocolates, love notes, gifts or even a
bouquet of flowers. Women don't mind
them in any numbers. You are sure to
score brownie points with this one!
4. Transparency: Honesty is still the best
policy. Never lie to her if you are thinking
of a long-term relationship. Never mind
you will face some initial flak, but
eventually you will win over her trust.
5. Perfect body: What with the celebrities
being obsessed with getting a six pack or
eight pack abs, girls too go ga ga over men
with a well-toned body. Get into the habit
of regular workout so you can make heads
turn!

6. Dress well: Nothing turns off a women
than a poorly-dressed man. Do a style-
check, spot the trends in fashion, speak to
a stylist to find out what looks best on you.
Clothes maketh man literally!
7. Crowning glory: Nothing like a funky
haircut! A good hairstyle can give you a
different look altogether. What are you
waiting for? Get that stunner look so you
can impress that chick you have been
eyeing.
8. Magic of your hands: You might have
taken your girlfriend to the hottest
restaurants in town, yet she will not mind if
you can cook one of her favourite dishes
(or even plain instant noodles) when she's
hungry. Such moments are never
forgotten.
There's a joke doing the rounds that 'A
woman's mind is cleaner than a man's
That's because she changes it more often'.
However, there are some things that
remain constant.

SirHouloo:
As a pako boy from Ekiti, I pour garri with sugar in my shirt's pocket and sucks it up using my biro's case.

. Hahahaha bro dat I rem I did tins lyk durin mi primary school and junior secondary days

nairalife2013:
True post. But for u not to add d fear that shadows bring at nite is a costly omission!
Arent u happy to be an adult unafraid of shadows now?!

hahahah. Nw u av added it bro

When I was Younger :-
• I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell
people I
lost my arms
• Would restart the video game whenever I
knew I was going to lose
• Had that one pen with four colors, and
tried to push all the buttons at once
• Waited behind a door to scare someone,
then leave because they're taking too long
to
come
out.
• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried
to
bed
• Used to think that the moon followed
our car
• Tried to balance the switch between On/
Off.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down
window
and pretending it was a race
• The only thing i had to take care of was a
school bag. • Swallowed a fruit seed I was
scared to death
that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see
when the lights when off.
• Walked into a room, forgot what you
needed,
Walked out, and then remember.
Remember
when we were kids and couldn't wait
to grow up ?
Any memories from when you were
younger?