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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day by Dekingmoses(m): 11:11pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Na wetin kogi people do audu b dat o |
Politics / Re: Audu Vomited Blood Before His Death - Daily Post by Dekingmoses(m): 11:05pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
omooba969:after all the violence , he ended in the grave, y cnt dis leaders jus submit themselves |
Politics / Re: Abubakar Audu To Be Buried Monday As Wada Declares 7-day Mourning by Dekingmoses(m): 10:55pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Kogi people I Hail..o..... Hmmmmm end time people |
Politics / Re: Audu Vomited Blood Before His Death - Daily Post by Dekingmoses(m): 10:20pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
We live tday, tomoro we die ... What is the meaning of life...hmmmmm |
Health / Re: Neurological Screening Test by Dekingmoses(m): 10:01pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
End time blindness N no dey abeg.... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Dekingmoses(m): 9:55pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Hahahhahahah very ftc end time post but deserve front page |
Education / Re: 23 Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria With Mind Blowing Fees by Dekingmoses(m): 9:48pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Omo c fee and mi pop c dey complain to pay common 500 for PTA fee for govt school... Mi children attend one of those IJN 6 Likes |
Crime / Re: What A Woman Did To The Breast Of Her Househelp (Graphic Pic) by Dekingmoses(m): 9:23pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Omg! Custom don seize d babe market b dat..... Bad market for.... End time breass |
Jokes Etc / What If Internet Was Just A Dream by Dekingmoses(m): 9:14pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Very funny! Just feel like hearing you guys opinion. What will you do if you finally discover that browsing and chatting is just a DREAM not for real...? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Popular Quotes By Idi Amin Of Uganda by Dekingmoses(m): 10:57am On Nov 21, 2015 |
Thank God the vampire is dead... End time ruler |
Religion / Re: Ghana Millionaire Says He Does Not Pay Tithe by Dekingmoses(m): 10:45am On Nov 21, 2015 |
What is new abt dis for God sake? Nairaland atimes..... |
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan's 58th Birthday Celebration Photos by Dekingmoses(m): 10:39am On Nov 21, 2015 |
You dnt even know the diff between btw THAT and THEN...... ohemdave: |
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan's 58th Birthday Celebration Photos by Dekingmoses(m): 11:24pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Y reuben no tell am say make he wear white suit instead of dat blak one. Black man in a blak suit with a black blak backbround, black agenda... Thank God for d white shirt i for no recognize am. He lack dressing sense... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: How Facebook Relationship Ended 11-yr-old Marriage by Dekingmoses(m): 11:20pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Wetin b ur own.... Because shade stilll dey decieve u ? Pray for Mali |
Romance / Re: How True Is This Call Summary ? by Dekingmoses(m): 11:16pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Gals are like devil ,guys prefer wasting their money on them rada dan utilizing it for sumfin meaniful... Na lie?... Pray for mali |
Jokes Etc / Re: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by Dekingmoses(m): 11:01pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Do u mean am an agbero cus am a chelsea fan and i dey ttake alomo wela. Ur papap.... Pray for mali |
Romance / Re: Will you ever be kind to help in this kind of situation? by Dekingmoses(m): 10:55pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
The bible say what u sow is what u reap. I reaped d 30M cus i won it, she too should reap wat brought ha to the police custody. What if she die immediately i bail ha out? |
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Replies Diezani Allison-Madueke by Dekingmoses(m): 5:43pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
This dnt apen here in Iraq, if it apens we blow ourselves m die lalasticala. Pray for france madueke |
Celebrities / Re: Photos From DJ Cuppy’s Birthday Dinner by Dekingmoses(m): 10:59pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
Na only D.J cuppy dey dis world? No other news..... Instead make we dey pray for france 1 Like |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: What Are You Going To Buy On Black Friday? By Wisdomkosi by Dekingmoses(m): 7:30pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
Am gonna buy beautiful gal [color=#770077][/color] |
Politics / Re: Babatunde Fashola Resumes Work As A Minister See Photos by Dekingmoses(m): 8:53am On Nov 12, 2015 |
up NEPA |
Crime / Re: Sergeant Allegedly Rapes Neighbour’s 9-yr-old Daughter by Dekingmoses(m): 8:49am On Nov 12, 2015 |
raping is our doctrine in Nigeria |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Looks So Beautiful As She Arrives London by Dekingmoses(m): 8:46am On Nov 12, 2015 |
she looks lyk a harlot |
Food / Re: NAFDAC Hits Guinness Nigeria With One Billion Naira Fine by Dekingmoses(m): 7:28am On Nov 12, 2015 |
There is God oooooo |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Can’t Wait Any Longer For Steady Power Supply – Fashola by Dekingmoses(m): 7:12am On Nov 12, 2015 |
there has steady power supply in my area since yday. ibedc don' dey fear fpt |
Politics / Re: Photos See What Nigerian Army Recovered From Boko Haram by Dekingmoses(m): 7:09am On Nov 12, 2015 |
b dey do their job una dey put dem for front page wat special. |
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Handshake Between Buhari And Ngige by Dekingmoses(m): 7:06am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Judas of the Biafra |
Celebrities / Re: Current Super Eagles Players And Their Wives/Girlfriends (Photos) by Dekingmoses(m): 8:54am On Jan 07, 2015 |
.Dat musa no like himself , see d kind biggy wey he go marry. |
Romance / 8 Things Women Really Want From Men by Dekingmoses(m): 3:44pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Someone once said 'To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse'. Well, what women want still remains the unanswered question across the globe. However, men needn't lose hope for all is not lost. There are still a good number of things that most women like. Here are a few from the long list which can perhaps help you make her fall head over heels in love with you. Take your pick to woo and sweep her off her feet! 1.Superman: Women love to be protected. So show in more ways than one to prove that you will be her saviour should your damsel land in distress! Women are always in awe of men who can step up in times of conflicts. Be sure you grab every opportunity that situation throws at you. 2. Smell good: Deodorant Ads may be going overboard showing men being lured by women's perfume. But the other way is also true. Choose a deo that suits you. Especially if it's your first date, it's best not to try anything experimental. Know what smells best on you. Remember, what smelt heavenly on your friend might stink on your skin! For everything depends on your body odour. When you spray perfume on your body, what you smell is a combination of the deo spray and your body odour. Choose wise. 3. Surprises galore: Women love surprises be it chocolates, love notes, gifts or even a bouquet of flowers. Women don't mind them in any numbers. You are sure to score brownie points with this one! 4. Transparency: Honesty is still the best policy. Never lie to her if you are thinking of a long-term relationship. Never mind you will face some initial flak, but eventually you will win over her trust. 5. Perfect body: What with the celebrities being obsessed with getting a six pack or eight pack abs, girls too go ga ga over men with a well-toned body. Get into the habit of regular workout so you can make heads turn! 6. Dress well: Nothing turns off a women than a poorly-dressed man. Do a style- check, spot the trends in fashion, speak to a stylist to find out what looks best on you. Clothes maketh man literally! 7. Crowning glory: Nothing like a funky haircut! A good hairstyle can give you a different look altogether. What are you waiting for? Get that stunner look so you can impress that chick you have been eyeing. 8. Magic of your hands: You might have taken your girlfriend to the hottest restaurants in town, yet she will not mind if you can cook one of her favourite dishes (or even plain instant noodles) when she's hungry. Such moments are never forgotten. There's a joke doing the rounds that 'A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's That's because she changes it more often'. However, there are some things that remain constant. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Things I Do When I Was Young by Dekingmoses(m): 3:29pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
SirHouloo:. Hahahaha bro dat I rem I did tins lyk durin mi primary school and junior secondary days |
Jokes Etc / Re: Things I Do When I Was Young by Dekingmoses(m): 3:01pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
nairalife2013:hahahah. Nw u av added it bro |
Jokes Etc / Things I Do When I Was Young by Dekingmoses(m): 2:31pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
When I was Younger :- • I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms • Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose • Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once • Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they're taking too long to come out. • Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed • Used to think that the moon followed our car • Tried to balance the switch between On/ Off. • Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race • The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag. • Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. • Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights when off. • Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up ? Any memories from when you were younger? |
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