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Music/Radio / Re: Top Eight Sexiest Radio On Air Personalities(pics) by Dekingmoses(m): 2:17pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
Dat tolulope in no 2 leg spoil show . She has a cow leg. Nt funny pls |
Family / 10 Types Of Husband In Nigeria by Dekingmoses(m): 9:39am On Dec 27, 2014 |
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life. 2: ACIDIC HUSBAND Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous. 3: SLAVE HUSBAND Want to be treated like Kings and treat Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name. 4: GENERAL HUSBAND Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends. 5: DRY HUSBAND Very moody and stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't make the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour. 6: PANADOL HUSBAND Use wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that get relief from wife. 7: PARASITE HUSBAND Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities. 8: BABY HUSBAND Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong. 9: VISITING HUSBAND Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them. 10: CARING HUSBAND Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper. For the Men, which one are YOU, and For the Women, which is Your Husband, What kind of Husband is your Father? |
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Wyclef Jean Surrounded By Soldiers As He Arrives Lagos by Dekingmoses(m): 5:52am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Poster u no no diFf btw airforce and soldier |
Celebrities / Re: Lovely Picture Of Emir Of Kano, Sanusi By Ty Bello by Dekingmoses(m): 3:57pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
No digital coloured camera for him palace . Y white and black waec passport? |
Religion / Re: Nigerian Prophet Gives 2015 Prophecies, by Dekingmoses(m): 2:53pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
No mata what gonna happen come 2015 the Lord will protect me my family , lovers and fellow nairalander who beliv him from the snare of the fowlee. Amen |
Nairaland / General / Re: Pleace Advice Me This Message Was Sent To My Mail Box by Dekingmoses(m): 1:10pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
waleadex:no bro |
Romance / Re: Photo: Ladies And Guys How Many Of you Can Do This by Dekingmoses(m): 12:59pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
E b like say dat dude na impotent. Hahhahahahahaha |
Nairaland / General / Pleace Advice Me This Message Was Sent To My Mail Box by Dekingmoses(m): 12:55pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
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Politics / US Govt Exposes Tinubu’s Fraudulent Past by Dekingmoses(m): 9:51am On Dec 19, 2014 |
US Govt Exposes Tinubu’s Fraudulent Past The US government has exposed Bola Tinubu as a fraudster who falsely alleged to have attended the Chicago State University. This was contained in a letter from the US embassy to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, after the latter made enquiries as to claims made by Tinubu that he graduated from the university. It would be recalled that in his new book, ‘My Watch’, former President Obasanjo alleged that the former chairman of the EFCC, Nuhu Ribadu, had given him Tinubu’s file in the EFCC and that Tinubu’s case was “one of the worst cases” had seen. Source : scannewsnigeria.com/featured-post/us-govt-exposes-tinubus-fraudulent-past/ 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Epic Photo Of The Day: Buhari And Obasanjo As Young Soldiers by Dekingmoses(m): 5:46pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
See obj mouth like fowl sheet |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jonathan Met With The Queen Of England by Dekingmoses(m): 5:45pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
afolag: Hahahhahhha bro u bad o |
Jokes Etc / Jonathan Met With The Queen Of England by Dekingmoses(m): 5:34pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria." "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. "The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?" The Queen smiled and said "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me." "Yes, very good," said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo. JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it? SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you." He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora, SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Dora answered sharply "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!" Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan. Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili! Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!" WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT? 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Bloodline: Inbred by Dekingmoses(m): 12:21pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
festwiz:hmm. Am soo inspired by this great write up deicated to thumbs up festwiz . U doing great job bro 1 Like |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Osinbajo Emerges As Buhari VP - DailyTimes by Dekingmoses(m): 4:11pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
AreaFada2:. Jonathan till thy kingdom come 1 Like |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Osinbajo Emerges As Buhari VP - DailyTimes by Dekingmoses(m): 3:42pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
This APC party are just acting like scalar quantiy. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Dekingmoses(m): 3:26pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Holanid:hahhahahhah dat fallacy. Am a good student |
Literature / Re: Bloodline: Inbred by Dekingmoses(m): 3:24pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Nawa my name no dey. |
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Dekingmoses(m): 3:14pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Holanid:make I hear. U wey neva gain admission self. Lol 3 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Dekingmoses(m): 3:09pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Hahahhahh very funny |
Jokes Etc / 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In Campus by Dekingmoses(m): 3:05pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
10 TYPES OF FRESHERS YOU MEET IN CAMPUS Here are some of the types of freshers you meet in the campus:- 1. The JJCs every little thing amazes them(the buildings, crowd, cars. Etc) You begin to wonder if it is their first time of going out. 2. The ajebohs they flaunt their wealth in the campus and remind you who their father is at every slightest opportunity. They display their phones; take people out for a treat regularly to impress. Majority of the people in this category got the money via extortion from their parents and everything normally cease after their first year in school. 3. The gurus first to ask and answer questions in the class, suggests taking their mates tutorials and depends in the past glory from their secondary school. If you fall in this category, just pray you don’t meet some silent and low key gurus in your class that will outshine you if you don’t work hard. 4. The womanizers the only thing they think of is how to get the opposite sex. The guys desperately want to date every girl on campus maybe because of the freedom and access they enjoy. 5. The socialites similar to the womanizers. They want to be everywhere, associate with everybody on campus. You find them in all parties, fellowships, community days and they even forget their main motive of being in the campus. 6. The politicians few weeks after reg and they start vying for post(s). They contest for the class/course rep as if they are the Buhari of the campus. 7. The historians some will always tell you about their family, previous school. The most annoying ones are those that always refer to their age and the number of times they have written jamb. Like who cares!!! 8. The oversabis they claim to know everything going on in the school already as if they have spent 7 years. They try to put people through the reg, knows the names of all the lecturers but you later discover they themselves are naïve. 9. The preachers after resumption theirs is to win as many souls as possible. 10. And the categories of Cool, social, brilliant, handsome/beautiful and well packaged guy/lady 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Will She Vote For Her Brother(wali) Or Spouse (tambuwal) by Dekingmoses(m): 11:03am On Dec 15, 2014 |
masseratti:why not . |
Politics / Re: "President Jonathan Is Like Jesus Christ" - Doyin Okupe by Dekingmoses(m): 10:01am On Dec 15, 2014 |
Why dint her establish a church so that people can worship him. Is this hw people die during the time of Jesus. Lack of sense 4 Likes |
Business / Re: Privatisation: FG Generates N564.3bn From 123 Enterprises by Dekingmoses(m): 9:56am On Dec 15, 2014 |
What is my buzz, ar they going to give me part of the money? |
Politics / Will She Vote For Her Brother(wali) Or Spouse (tambuwal) by Dekingmoses(m): 9:53am On Dec 15, 2014 |
The governorship election in Sokoto State will surely be interesting. The election is between the PDP candidate, Amb. Wali and the APC candidate, Hon. Tambuwal. However, Tambuwal & Wali are both from the same Tambuwal LGA. Tambuwal's wife is Amb. Wali's younger sister (same mother, same father). In 1999, it was Amb. Wali as senate leader that brought Tambuwal to Abuja & made him his Senior Legislative Assistant, where he learnt legislative business. When in 2003 Tambuwal ran for house of reps, Amb Wali ensured his victory. Tambuwal was responsible for his nomination as Nigeria's Ambassador to Morocco. Will Mrs Tambuwal vote for APC/her husband to be the First lady or will she vote for PDP/ her brother to be the First sister?... |
Jokes Etc / Micheal Jackson In Heaven by Dekingmoses(m): 4:33pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Michael, died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?'' St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie- Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'' ''Oh'', said michael ''Whose clock is that?'' ''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'' ''Incredible!'', said michael. ''And whose clock is that one?'' St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'' ''Where are the clocks of all Nigerian Politicians?'' asked michael St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans." |
Properties / Re: A Jungle In The City: Story Of A 500-room House Where Tenants Live As Prisoners by Dekingmoses(m): 1:55pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Prince0500:bro ori e gbono ni na only you be copper |
Properties / Re: A Jungle In The City: Story Of A 500-room House Where Tenants Live As Prisoners by Dekingmoses(m): 1:11pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
But dis builing look like white house. Cus I rem d last tym I visited white dis hw it looks |
Jokes Etc / Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Dekingmoses(m): 1:09pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Una no good o. Dem don comot dis guy post from front page. Ayeooooo |
Health / Re: Why Is It That Mad People Have Very Strong Immunity? by Dekingmoses(m): 12:49pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
It because they are using the devil immune |
Music/Radio / Re: Davido's Aye Is 81st Best Track In The World - Fader Magazine by Dekingmoses(m): 12:47pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
No b lie at all. I use dat song toast all the gals wey KANO d tym him comot nem. Thumbs up bro |
Romance / Re: 6 Keys To Understanding A Woman by Dekingmoses(m): 12:44pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
johnstar: Am from madagascar |
Politics / Re: Pre 2015 Election . Buhari Or Goodluck . by Dekingmoses(m): 12:42pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
How sure are we that GMB will not act the same way as GEJ |
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