Dat tolulope in no 2 leg spoil show . She has a cow leg. Nt funny pls

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out
a lot with
friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.
2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody,
dominating
and very dangerous.
3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Want to be treated like Kings and treat Wife like a Slave.
Likes wife to
perform old tradition respect and hates being called by
their first name.
4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends
more than
his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more
female
friends.
5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy and don't consider wife's emotions
and don't
make the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of
humour.
6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Use wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing
something
from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and
capitalize on that
get relief from wife.
7: PARASITE HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's
money on
girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house
responsibilities.
8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his
own without
asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives
and runs to
them always if something goes wrong.
9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all
material things
but have no time for them.
10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs
and makes time
for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and
treats wife as
partner and helper.
For the Men, which one are YOU, and For the Women,
which is Your Husband, What kind of Husband is your
Father?

Poster u no no diFf btw airforce and soldier

No digital coloured camera for him palace . Y white and black waec passport?

No mata what gonna happen come 2015 the Lord will protect me my family , lovers and fellow nairalander who beliv him from the snare of the fowlee. Amen

waleadex:
Did you play any raffle draw or bet? It's scam.

no bro

E b like say dat dude na impotent. Hahhahahahahaha

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US Govt Exposes Tinubu’s Fraudulent Past
The US government has exposed Bola Tinubu as a
fraudster who falsely alleged to have attended the Chicago
State University.
This was contained in a letter from the US embassy to the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, after
the latter made enquiries as to claims made by Tinubu that
he graduated from the university.
It would be recalled that in his new book, ‘My Watch’,
former President Obasanjo alleged that the former
chairman of the EFCC, Nuhu Ribadu, had given him
Tinubu’s file in the EFCC and that Tinubu’s case was “one of
the worst cases” had seen. Source : scannewsnigeria.com/featured-post/us-govt-exposes-tinubus-fraudulent-past/

See obj mouth like fowl sheet

afolag:
lolzzz if na to say jonna went wit sis patience. ....d queen no go need call cameron.
patience go take grammar spoil queen head

Hahahhahhha bro u bad o

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.
He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to
help Nigeria."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the
people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle.
"The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please
send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your
majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said "Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? "Without
pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,
"that would be me." "Yes, very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father
have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister,
who is it?
SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him
an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora
Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or sister, who is it?"
Dora answered sharply "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!" Then he went back to
speak with President Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora
Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria
isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The
answer is David Cameron!"
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

AreaFada2:
..

Has magnitude but no direction.

The Vector quantity is already using umbrella to shelter comfortably at Aso Villa till 2027

So Amaechi thinks Hausa-Fulani will make him Oil Minister if they win, na drean he dey dream.

. Jonathan till thy kingdom come

This APC party are just acting like scalar quantiy.

Holanid:

u tink m lyk u... ppl lyk u wil later belong to no 7...i met ur "type to be" bk den wen i was stil proudly fresher...

hahhahahhah dat fallacy. Am a good student

Holanid:
i belong to 10

make I hear. U wey neva gain admission self. Lol

Hahahhahh very funny

10 TYPES OF FRESHERS YOU MEET IN CAMPUS
Here are some of the types of freshers you meet in the campus:-

1. The JJCs every little thing amazes them(the buildings, crowd, cars. Etc) You begin to wonder if it is their first time of going out.

2. The ajebohs they flaunt their wealth in the campus and remind you who their father is at every slightest opportunity. They display their phones; take people out for a treat regularly to impress. Majority of the people in this category got the money via extortion from their parents and everything normally cease after their first year in school.

3. The gurus first to ask and answer questions in the class, suggests taking their mates tutorials and depends in the past glory from their secondary school. If you fall in this category, just pray you don’t meet some silent and low key gurus in your class that will outshine you if you don’t work hard.

4. The womanizers the only thing they think of is how to get the opposite sex. The guys desperately want to date every girl on campus maybe because of the freedom and
access they enjoy.

5. The socialites similar to the womanizers. They want to be everywhere, associate with everybody on campus. You find them in all parties, fellowships, community days and they even forget their main motive of being in the campus.

6. The politicians few weeks after reg and they start vying for post(s). They contest for the class/course rep as if they are the Buhari of the campus.

7. The historians some will always tell you about their family, previous school. The most annoying ones are those that always refer to their age and the number of times they
have written jamb. Like who cares!!!

8. The oversabis they claim to know everything going on in the school already as if they have spent 7 years. They try to put people through the reg, knows the names of all the lecturers but you later discover they themselves are naïve.

9. The preachers after resumption theirs is to win as many souls as possible.

10. And the categories of Cool, social, brilliant, handsome/beautiful and well packaged guy/lady

masseratti:
If you are in tambuwal's wife shoes,will you vote for your brother and deny your self a Chance to be first lady?
Why do you guys ask obvious questions?

why not .

Why dint her establish a church so that people can worship him. Is this hw people die during the time of Jesus. Lack of sense

What is my buzz, ar they going to give me part of the money?

The governorship election in Sokoto State
will
surely be interesting. The election is
between the
PDP candidate, Amb. Wali and the APC
candidate,
Hon. Tambuwal.
However, Tambuwal & Wali are both from
the same
Tambuwal LGA. Tambuwal's wife is Amb.
Wali's
younger sister (same mother, same
father).
In 1999, it was Amb. Wali as senate leader
that
brought Tambuwal to Abuja & made him
his Senior
Legislative Assistant, where he learnt
legislative business.
When in 2003 Tambuwal ran for house of
reps,
Amb
Wali ensured his victory. Tambuwal was
responsible
for his nomination as Nigeria's Ambassador
to
Morocco.
Will Mrs Tambuwal vote for APC/her
husband to
be
the First lady or will she vote for PDP/ her
brother
to be the First sister?...

Michael, died and went to Heaven. As he stood in
front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?''
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-
Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.''
''Oh'', said michael ''Whose clock is that?''
''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never
told a lie.''
''Incredible!'', said michael. ''And whose clock is
that one?''
St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that
Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.''
''Where are the clocks of all Nigerian Politicians?''
asked michael
St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using
them as ceiling fans."

Prince0500:
What a world we are living in!!

bro ori e gbono ni na only you be copper

But dis builing look like white house. Cus I rem d last tym I visited white dis hw it looks

Una no good o. Dem don comot dis guy post from front page. Ayeooooo

It because they are using the devil immune

No b lie at all. I use dat song toast all the gals wey KANO d tym him comot nem. Thumbs up bro

johnstar:
hmm... u r in a long tn, cus d list der self na wa





@op ar u also from France

Am from madagascar

How sure are we that GMB will not act the same way as GEJ